your wife has a beautiful neck

Prince

“Sound the horns!” Inu No Taisho yelled from the top of lungs, his baritone voice echoing out into the halls, the servants stopping in their places to pay mind to their lord, “The prince has been born! Bang the drums, ring the bells, light the furniture on fire-!”

Dearest,” A chilling voice snaked out of the dark nursery, and the great Lord of the Western Lands went rigid, “Do you desire a long and painful annihilation?”

The new father collared a hand around his neck, surprised his head was still attached and smiled back at his beautiful wife. He cleared his throat, “It was a joke, my dear.”

“Then humor me and come hold your son.”