your weird faces


someone suggested smooches and another cuddles sooooo

The Zodiac Signs When Remembering Something Embarrassing

Cringes obviously: Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius

Makes weird noises: Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

Slams head against wall/desk/hard surface: Aries, Leo, Scorpio

Face freeze while internally panicking: Aquarius, Pisces

All of the above: Gemini

Gemini & Cancer
  • Gemini, staring at Cancer with a disgusted face: Why
  • Cancer, shrugs while making a weird face: Because it needed to be done
  • Cancer, points her finger at herself in the clown mirror, laughing: Don't I look funny?
  • Gemini, laughs at Cancer's annoyed look: Yeah, since day one
  • Gemini, looks into the mirror, sees herself wearing a black hooded cloak:
  • Evil Gemini, nods head: Join me, together we can destroy our enemies
  • Gemini:
  • Gemini, scoffs while walking away with Cancer: I'll let you know when I feel like it

I WAS keeping this doodle to myself cuz I felt self-conscious about it 😓 but…that would be selfish…ITS JUST SO DAMN FLUFFY!😊


I was tagged to post a selfie by my lovely friend @whiteriotariotofmyown thank you so much ❤

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couldn’t decide which one i liked better so y’all can have both

might post a close-up of vax’s armor later ( ᐛ)

look i know part of the appeal of takeout apps is how impersonal they are but also i’m telling you if you leave like a ‘thank you!’ or a positive note or heck even just consistently order the same things from the same place, the food monkeys on the other end will appreciate it - seriously, it’ll make their day - and also probably give you as much free shit as they can get away with

I love all of your little quirks. I love your nose scrunchies. I love your weird faces. I love the face you make right before you kiss me. I love the way you squeeze my hand randomly when we’re together. I just love everything about you, every little detail is my favorite. You are my favorite
—  3:28 am. October 6th 2016.
dear dad,
I remember being a little girl and laughing at your silly jokes, your weird faces, and your pranks.
I remember how much fun it was having you around.
But dad,
I can’t remember a single moment where we had a meaningful conversation, a sentimental moment, or a bond at all.
I remember the times of your addiction and the anger, the stumbling, the slurred words.
I remember the times you were sober when all you did was go to work and come back home just to isolate yourself in your room.
I remember countless times asking you to teach me how to play guitar so that we could spend time together,
but always hearing, “i’m tired” or “im busy.”
I remember always having you around,
But i don’t remember ever really having a father.
And now, Dad,
I know why i hide behind humor and I close myself off from boys.
Now i know why i don’t like affection or getting close to people.
It’s easier. Thats what you’ve shown me.
Dad, I’ve always wanted nothing more than a close relationship with you.
I always looked up to you, and I’ve always thought you were the best.
But all you showed me was that you didn’t care.
And thats the only form of love I’m familiar with.
The kind that doesn’t feel like love at all.
—  dear dad

i just had a dream that i was in london waiting to cross a street but i turned and saw dan (russia dan to be exact) and he looked at me so i made a weird face at him cause i didnt want to say i knew him out loud and draw a crowd. he laughed and it was so cute but then he came over to me, looked me in the eyes and lifted my chin up and asked for my phone number so yea im sort of dead now