your way too frequent update on my personal life

So, I got home today and had an envelope waiting from Malin… I assumed it was a card, until I pulled this out instead. So, yeah, I don’t really know what you got for your sixteenth birthday… but I think whatever it was, this tops it. (If you for some reason is too blinded by attraction to see what it actually is, that is a photo of half-naked guys Malin has photoshopped various celebrities heads on and it is in equal measure the weirdest and most wonderful thing someone’s ever gotten me.)

 

my dad’s birthday is tomorrow and my grandma called him today to wish him a happy birthday and he said “thanks mom, but it’s tomorrow” and she started yelling about how “no it’s not don’t you think i know when your birthday is your birthday is the eleventh!!1!” and she refused to acknowledge that she was wrong and didn’t even know the year YOU GAVE BIRTH TO THIS PERSON GRANDMA i jsut

so i was watching thg for the second time this evening and during the reaping scene when effie says to ‘give her a round of applause’ or something like that and no one claps, half the room started laughing. no. this is not funny. this is not 'dat awkward moment when no one claps at the reeping lol’. this is a very important scene, and you do not laugh. the fact that this was one of the scenes that was uncomfortably close to the direction our governments are heading made it worse. did you not read the books? shut the fuck up before i punch you in the face.

i just realized that friday is my birthday
i’ll be sixteen.
that’s like… old. i’m expected to do something with my life soon. OH DEAR GOD.

 

  • Dad: So, do you want me to buy anything for you when I'm in London?
  • Me: Yeah, the Harry Potter cast, One Direction, Karen Gillan, Matt Smith, Arthur Darvill, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Nicholas Hoult, Bradley James and Colin Morgan...
  • Dad: What
  • Me: What
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  • Me: Yeah, just some M&M's from the tax free would be nice, thanks.

i was eating gummy bears and pretending i was in a war movie, but apparently my dad doesn’t appreciate it when i bite the heads off the gummy bear and scream ‘NO! i’m not gonna leave you, brad! never leave a man behind, remember?“