your unicorn laugh is killing me

The Last Unicorn Sentence Starters

“Don’t listen to ME. Listen!”

“And here I thought I’d seen the last of them.”

“You’re mine. Even if you kill me, you’re still mine.”

“You were out on the road, hunting for your own death.”

“You deserve the services of a first-rate wizard, but I’m afraid you’ll have to settle for a second-rate pickpocket.”

“Take me with you. For luck. For laughs. For the unknown.”

“Magic is magic, but the real thing is us.”

“Oh, god, I’m engaged to a Douglas fir.”

“Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been!?”

“You don’t even know where we’re going!”
“You think that matters to me?”

“Come on, old man. I’ll write you a reference.”

“Trouble me. Please, trouble me.”

“Nothing has ever made me happy.”

Dialogue Prompts

1) “What are you drinking?” “The tears of small children.” “I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.”

2) “Don’t bother apologizing.” 

3) “Do you think she’s going to kill us?” 

4) “Just let me hear your voice.” 

5) “Please call me back, it’s important.” 

6) “This is stupid.” “You say that about everything!” “Well maybe everything is stupid!” 

7) “Turn around and look at me! Stop pretending like you aren’t this person!” 

8) She laughed, “I am not some antihero with a tragic past, there’s nothing to fix here because I’ve never been broken. I’m just a bad person.” 

9) “And here I was thinking you loved me.” 

10) “Why are there no unicorns? Why is that where magic draws the line? Like we can have dragons and wizards and all that, but unicorns? Nah, that would be completely ridiculous!” 

11) “You’re very, um violent about this, aren’t you?” “I prefer the term ‘passionate’.” 

12) “What are you on?” “You don’t want to know.” 

13) “Why am I here?” 

14) “I … I’m sorry, I don’t remember you.” 

15) “Do you know how stressful it is to lose your small cousin who’s name is Marco in a crowd? I spent an hour looking for him and everyone kept yelled back ‘polo’!” 

16) “Don’t try to stop me, just give up already. I am not someone you can fix.” 

17) “Who the hell do you think you are?” “Death.” “Oh … “ 

18) “Don’t lie to me.” 

19) “Sometimes I wonder why I bother speaking, no one ever hears me.” 

20) “I never meant to hurt you.”