your the piece of shit

Me: “Everyone says I’m obviously Slytherin, but really, I don’t see it…”

Someone: “ i didn’t vote for hilary because her and trump are the same uwu voting would compromise my morals”

Me: “YOU NAIVE GRYFFINDOR PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR PRECIOUS MORALS MAKE UP FOR THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS”

graythecactus  asked:

HOLY SHIT, YOUR NEWEST PIECE WAS IN MS PAINT? Dude, that looks incredible. It might be in ms paint, but I think it's just as good as anything else you've done! (Okay but hoW??the?fU Ck??? Who did you sell your soul to)

Cheritz and @godd707 owns my ass

No for real THANK YOU and I never want to touch MSPaint again I hATE

On Healing

I see all these posts today about how hard healers have it in overwatch what with suicidal tanks and PRO GENJIS and just a general lack of co-operation in any shape or form

but BACK IN MY DAY? you had to REACH DOWN YOUR TEAMMATES PANTS and STAB them in the ASS with THIS

THIS BLESSED PIECE OF SHIT SYRINGE

AND YOU BETTER PRAY YOUR WHOLE TEAM DOESN’T HAVE SUICIDAL TENDENCIES BECAUSE THIS BABY HAS TO RECHARGE

AND THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKED IT

4

when my time is up, have i done enough?                                                                                                       will they tell my story?

Pedophilla is not a kink or sexual orientation. You are a sick piece of shit and I will bash your teeth in if you ever fucking touch a child.

go home lost prince

catching up with one piece rn - cant believe I almost dropped it right before sanji’s arc 

hallellujah 

Imagine Jared calling to cheer you up

You groaned as your phone buzzed, pulling it out to see your own tear-stained face staring back at you. You were totally unsurprised that it was your fiancé’s name lighting up the screen with a FaceTime call.

You sighed, holding your thumb over the front camera as you answered.

“Hey!” Jared beamed, before rolling his eyes when he realised you were covering the camera. “Y/N, sweetheart, lemme see your face.”

“I look like a piece of shit,” you protested. “I’ve been crying.”

“I know you have,” he shrugged. “I just want to see my girl.”

His unyielding smile had you giving in without further protest.

You moved your thumb away from the camera, smiling weakly back at him.

His grin widened.

“Well there’s the prettiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen,” he teased, and you let out a surprised laugh.

“You’re an idiot,” you told him, sniffing the remnants of your tears away. Just like that, he’d helped you start to feel better.

“Yup,” he agreed, still beaming. “Now, tell me about your day. How are the dogs?”

Hamilton characters as things I've said

Alexander: The rappers only rap about the shorties and this shortie got low

John: Gotta pull out my gayometer beeeep beeeeeeeeeeep oops you broke it

Hercules: hold on mom I gotta change, my outfit doesn’t match that restaurants aesthetic

Lafayette: Vous êtes les pièces de merde
(You guys are pieces of shit)

Aaron: shut your fucking mouth or I’ll rip out your vocal cords and sell them on eBay

Thomas: I almost threw up from looking at you

James: *sneezes* death awaits

King George i wILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH MY NAILS

Eliza: sHIT IS HE LOOKING AT ME?! WHAT DO I DO???? *winks and finger guns to him* HES WALKING AWAY NOOOO

Angelica: *crush waves* *waves at crush* hey how are you doin- *crush walks past*

Peggy: Oh my whole family left the house without telling me. ok

Maria: Y'all are some horny motherfuckers

my pen pressure is fucked sorry

imagine the esper squad calling out gross shit

- Submission by @imgay100

Raise Your Hand If You Are A Ridiculous Piece of Shit Who Takes Their LI From RPGs With Them Constantly Because Romanctic Battlefield Bullshit And Constantly Dies As A Result of Obsessively Checking Their LI's Health Bar And Caring More About That Than Anything Else and It Doesn't Matter if You Die As Long As They're Safe And Sound Because They're A Piece of Shit Like You