your the piece of shit

write-the-galaxy  asked:

Hi Jenna! To sort of piggyback off of the earlier asks, do you have any advice to a guy who's self conscious about his height? I'm 5'4 and shorter than all of my friends.

Height doesn’t make the man. Look at most of the leading actors in Hollywood - they’re short. Happiness, self-fulfillment, the ability to engage and attract other people - all of that stems from confidence. Know what you bring to the table and own it. If someone thinks less of you for being short, that’s a blessing to you, because they just exposed that they’re a shallow piece of shit unworthy of your time or attention. Do you think I wasted my time with people who told me I was too tall? Fuck no. That’s their problem, not mine. I am the exact height I need to be. You are too. 

And forreal who tf cares about how tall or short another person is, like goddamn, focus on something that matters, right?

hey @staff if your piece of shit algorithm is gonna recommend me trans-exclusionary radfem blogs can you at least, like… Avoid making these literally the only suggested blogs without a “whoosh this away” button on mobile lol

Interlude 10a is one of the most infamously controversial chapters among the fandom, with reactions to it going all the way from “Bully for Regent! Finally that bitch got what she deserved” to “Regent is the most horrifingly evil monster in all of fiction and I wish he dies in a nuclear fire”. Either way it is often considered one of Wildbow’s finest pieces of writing. Your bolded “holy shit” response did not disappoint, but could you expand a bit more on your emotional reaction to the chapter?

I can absolutely see how this would be a true base breaker. I’m closer to the “horrifyingly evil” side, I think, though not quite that extreme - he’s not the most horrifyingly evil, nor do I necessarily wish death on him (that takes a lot).

But it’s hard to ignore the fact that what he did was supremely fucked up (even if he was bluffing about actually going through with it if Sophia stayed in town), and if there’s anyone who deserves the treatment Sophia got, it’s not her. She’s a horrible person, sure, but she’s a petty one - she deserved retribution, but the one Regent gave her was disproportionate, especially if it was only for the specific crime of fucking with his teammate.

I think one of the primary emotions I had during the climactic scene was one of disbelief. Not in the story, but in Regent, shock that he actually seemed to be going this far, that kind of thing. Wildbow really did a good job with revealing the true extent to which Heartbreaker fucked up Regent’s morals.

Being an atheist on the internet:

Atheist: *speaks their views*

Pro Theists: *respond but not actually to disprove just to tell them that atheist views hurt their fee fees and shouldn’t be spoken out loud

Atheist: *responds and demands proof their views are valid and have a basis in reality*


The church has silenced atheists for centuries and now theyve got other atheists helping them today by pretending everyones out to get the poor helpless little religious folk who’ve never done any harm and always kept to themselves.

So fuck you, i will speak because i can. Fuck you, i will speak because the church cant legally silence us anymore. Fuck you, i will speak because these things need to be said. Fuck you. Fuck your book. Fuck your false God.

Unfollow me if you can’t handle that. Unfollow me if youre okay when I do it to sjws but not when i do it to theists. Unfollow me if you think atheists should never speak.

some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic! 

me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*

4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”


when my time is up, have i done enough?                                                                                                       will they tell my story?

A list of things said or done in my symphony rehearsals
  • “Brahms is a cunt”
  • “I swear I’m not that shitty of a musician”
  • “Where are we??” “I don’t know man but we passed K a while ago” *piece ends* “Well fuck”
  • *maintaining intense eye contact with a cellist who’s simultaneously playing*
  • *whips during every impact point*
  • Conductor: I swear it’s like you’re all on candy or something Trombonist: I’m on something much stronger than that
  • *screams about star wars*
  • Conductor: Trumpet play at 371 Trumpet: I don’t play there Conductor: check your music Trumpet: SHIT I’VE BEEN ON THE WRONG PIECE FOR 45 MINUTES
  • *random kazoo-ing from the violin section*
  • “Trumpet Daddy”
  • “You guys sound like chickens”
The Point

Originally posted by cxhragrove

Billy Hargrove x Reader

Request: Billy angst

AN: Hi. Hello. I’m just going to leave this here and bury myself in my backyard. 


“You have third period free, right?” The boy that Y/N was partnered up with in chemistry, Chris, was standing next to her locker. He nodded. “I’ll meet you at the library tomorrow, then? See how much we can get done. God, I just hate how Mrs. Lewis just piles these things on us as if we have nothing else to do,” Y/N switched the books she had in her hands for the ones needed for homework that night.

A ruckus down the hall caught Chris’s attention, but Y/N knew who it was. Chris looked over Y/N’s shoulder. Y/N rolled her eyes, getting ready for the interaction. Chris sighed.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, alright? We can go over the homework, too. I’m sure I’ll have some questions,” Chris started backing away as Billy and his friends got closer.  

“See you tomorrow!” Y/N called out to Chris. He gave a wave and turned around down the hall.

“Don’t leave on my account, Williams,” Billy yelled down the hall, his voice booming. Chris ignored him and turned down the connecting hall that would lead him to the parking lot.

“Hey! I’m talking to you, Williams!” Billy’s voice turned menacing as he and his friends made their way after him. Y/N grabbed Billy by the back of his jean jacket, trying to hold him back.

What are you doing?!” Y/N screeched at Billy. Billy whipped around, cornering Y/N at her locker. He slammed his hands on either side of her head, making her jump.

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The Foretellers - Pokemon AU
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Melanie Martinez.

Probably the most talked about singer for the past, I don’t know, two days?

Listen, Tumblr. I’m gonna get straight to the point. You’re fucked. Very little information has been shown to the public eye and everybody, Crybaby or no Crybaby, is taking it apart and tearing everyone with the opposite opinion down.

Support Melanie and still love her music? yOu’Re sUppoRtiNg a rApisT! VIctiM SHamEr!

Support Timothy and broke every thing you have related to Melanie? fUCk mElaNIe hAh heR MusIc was WeiRd fRom tHE STaRt gO chEck oUt pOppY aND mAriNA

Not taking sides but still listening to her music as it is genuinely good, as I am right now? yOurE A PiEce oF sHIt yOUR IdOl is a RapIst

I went through the Melanie Martinez hashtag and it’s the same thing.

“Our hearts go out to you Timothy! Stay strong!”

“This is why rape victims can’t tell anybody.”

“/some long list of artists/“

“If you listen to Melanie, it’s okay. Don’t feel guilty. There’s a difference between the music an artist makes and the artist themselves.”

But I only came across two posts that were eerily similar to mine. But, instead, both sugarcoating their words because remember folks, this is Tumblr. The site where you can’t breathe if you’re not a liberal or share the same ideas as anybody else without being.. what’s the word? A rapist? Why, no of course not that’s Melanie! A racist? No, that’s Trump. Ah, a fucking misogynistic, homophobic, asshole!

Thats a post for another day on a more serious account, and what I really wanted to say is: Melanie Martinez is innocent until proven guilty. Believe it or not, she’s human. Yeah, sure, go Timothy! Do your thing, girl! Promote your album the day after accusing Melanie of rape when you know you just gained a ton of followers! Sure!

Timothy is most definitely not crying, probably contemplating suicide.

You know who could be doing that? I’ll give you a hint. It’s not Timothy or the people who burned, ripped, sliced, broke, or/and threw Melanie merchandise.

She’s probably so upset about this. I can’t imagine, having millions of fans who related to you on a personal level because maybe they too were bullied as a child. Want me to repeat that? Melanie Martinez, bullied as a child. Maybe like you. She was able to put all of her energy and happiness into photography and music, and she found others who were able to relate to her because they too struggled as she did.

But low and behold, the single, but very detailed, tweet came out and before Melanie could even respond you guys were ripping your T-Shirts and burning holes through the iconic Pity Party cover.

I’m more disappointed of the Internet than Melanie herself. When the full case comes out, and I really do hope it does so Timothy and Melanie can meet in court and settle things, then I’ll take the side of whoever was the true one.

No, I do not support rape or any type of assault. No, I do not like the idea of Melanie doing what she was accused of. And no, I certainly do not like people lying about rape because it just makes it so much worse for actual rape victims. And no, I do not have a sob story about how I was raped like apparently every other Tumblr user who shared their opinion. And God, no, I won’t sugarcoat my words.

I don’t know if any of you remembered, but there was this football player, I forgot his name, but he was accused of raping this small, frail girl. Of course, the court believed the victim over him despite him having great grades and always being seen and known for his positivity.

He was sent to jail for years. His dreams of becoming a profrsssional football player were crushed because of the stupidest accusation made by some teenage girl.

Melanie Martinez’s career is over. Something she worked so hard to build. I understand the sudden negativity towards her, but do not cyberbully her or her fans.

Please just wait for details and then we’ll see what happens from then on.