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Black Hat: I do like the way that I feel, I have endless energy and I sleep two hours a night! I get so much done!
Dr Flug: …You eat people.
Black Hat: Yeah, it’s just that I’m so much more confident. I can parallel park in one move now!
(Source: Santa Clarita Diet)

HEH~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUZZA! I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND THAT WE STILL HAD SO MUCH GREEN GLITTER AROUND THE HOUSE! ENJOY YOUR PASTRY, CHORO, I WANT TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS OF HOW IT TASTES! *SITS ACROSS FROM YOU, WATCHING WITH ANTICIPATION*

(GLITTERED-EYED-KARA)

I’m sorry, Karamatsu-niisan… I can’t eat this… I’m full right…

… now…

It… it’s g-good… th-thanks, Karamatsu-niisan… H… Happy Birthday…

@glittered-eyed-kara