your shipping is gross to me

anonymous asked:

haha ur nasty shipping sheith as a 24 year old im gonna vomit lol keiths a TEENAGER and shiros older than you!! would you get it on with a highschooler?? cause thats what your implying shiro wants to do. thats gross. youre gross

Yes. I’m gross. I admit it.
I’m so gross, my own boyfriend is 20 and I’m 24. Gross, gross, gross. But I live in a country where this is accepted. Guess my whole country is gross…
And my ass is all sheith and no sorry.
You caught me.
And I don’t even regret anything. ❤️
In fact…. There’s a sheith positivity week coming up in a few days. And I kinda feel like I’ll celebrate it by uploading a shit ton of sheith stuff, dancing around a fireplace at 3 am, sacrificing some Mac ‘n’ Cheese to the sheith-God and bathing in the tears of all the antis I couldn’t care less about.

Yes. Yes I am gross. Very, VERY. GROSS.

You may hate me now. ❤️

hey

dunno if anyone sees this but thought i’d do it any way

i just want to ask you all who post about how gross a ship is, why? It’s not like everyone is suddenly going to stop shipping it just because you think it’s bad in some way. And sorry to burst your little bubble but you’re not making the world a better place in any way by sending hate to artists and other people who post about things you don’t like.

It makes me so sad to see people still getting harassed by these antishippers telling them to kill themselves etc. Yeah, let’s talk about that for a second. I get that ‘kys’ is kind of a meme by now and that’s fine by me and probably hearing that once won’t make anyone actually do it but CONSTANTLY getting those messages really damages a person. If your problem with a ship is because it’s pedophilia for an example, the problem with that is bc those kinds of relationships are extremely damaging in real life, right? Well, don’t you think that it’s wrong to harass people bc they like something you don’t agree with?

You people are really so shallow, you act like you care so much and are such good persons but still you seem to care more about fictional characters and that they “ABSOLUTELY SHOULDN’T BE SHIPPED WITH THAT CHARACTER!!1!!1”, but you don’t give two shits about REAL people’s mental health. Don’t you remember what happened with the teen who drew steven universe fanart here? YOU who tell people to kill themselves because of what they like and what they draw/write/whateverthefucktheydo, you are the kinds of people who cause these terrible things to happen.

No one needs your permission to like what they want to. You don’t have any right to judge anyone else for these things. Live and let live, amirite? Or are you really just that fucking selfish that you can’t think about anything else than yourself and what you think is okay? No one is forcing you to like it, but others can if they wish to. This goes for so many other things as well.

Everyone has the right for their own opinion. I don’t care if you’re straight, gay, bi, pan, trans, or whatever you want to call yourself. I don’t care if you’re black, white, asian, and I could go on. YOU are what you choose to be. You can be a good person if you want to be and are willing to do some work for it. Or you can be a really fucking shitty person if you want to be. Your sexuality, gender, or race, nothing matters. Your sexuality for an example, you don’t need to shove it in everyone’s face. If you really know it to be true, you don’t need to prove it to anyone.

It’s 2017. Think about how far we’ve become. Don’t fight fights that don’t really exist. Be content with what you have. Be kind and be proud of who you are. Be a good person. Say hi to that person you have been wanting to talk to and were too shy to. Hug your dad. Tell your mom you love her. We have a limited time here, use it wisely. We are all just humans in the end.

tl;dr Every ship is okay, you are not your sexuality,gender,race etc, you are YOU, don’t be an ass, love your cat

-rant over-

PEACE

why rick and evie are perfect

evie? evy? find some continuity, mummy franchise

in the mummy:

  • literally they begin with evie saving his life, like this ship began with girl saves boy and rick admits that’s the entire reason he goes on the adventure at all
  • lots of longing gazes
  • bANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER THE ONLY THING THAT SCARES ME MR O’CONNELL ARE YOUR MANNERS
  • the formal way they address each other, “mr o’connell” “evelyn”
  • TEAMWORK!!!!! ships that work together as a team are legit wonderful 
  • basically every little thing evie does that wouldn’t be considered “becoming” for a woman at that time, rick is very into. racing a camel? rick is down. describe mummification with gross specifics? rick is very into it.
  • and then he steals nice tools for her which is basically the most romantic thing you could give evelyn carnahan as a present
  • “i… am a librarian” rick is aroused
  • when he helps her off the ground and very gently checks to make sure she isnt hurt and basically casually holds her like wtf kind of romantic bullshit is this
  • rick loses his shit any time evie might get hurt
  • like they have to hOLD HIM BACK when she goes with imhotep
  • “if they make me a mummy you’re the first one i’m coming after”
  • THEY ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WHEN RUNNING AWAY FROM DANGER
  • their kiss has a smiley NOSE RUB like kill me i hate them
  • they cuddle on a fucking camel

in the mummy returns:

  • A MARRIED SHIP THAT HAS BEEN TOGETHER FOR TEN YEARS, HAS A CHILD, AND IS STILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FULL OF LOVE AND SUPPORT
  • like these assholes have been together for a decade and still make out constantly
  • WHEN THEY DEFEAT THE MUMMIES ON THE BUS LEGIT EVIE CROOKS HER DAMN FINGER AT HIM LIKE THEY ARE SO TURNED ON BY ALMOST DYING THAT IS BASICALLY THEIR KINK
  • they compromise and still work as a team so well!! they know when to do it evie’s way and when to do it rick’s way
  • like he hands her a gun and she nods and they basically practice how to fight at home right? they have to. they choreograph this shit.
  • they still banter and tease each other and it is full of so much fucking affection, gag me now
  • THEY JUST LIKE HOLD EACH OTHER A LOT ITS LOVELY
  • i dont support evie’s temporary death but also brendan fraser is literally the only man actually acting in that scene and it hurts my heart to even consider rick living without evie like that man thinks screaming AHHH at mummies will make a difference, how would he even function
  • just like a lot of hardcore risking their lives for each other
  • “do you want to know what heaven looks like?” “nope would rather make out on this blimp pls”

those are the only two mummy movies nothing else exists sorry

Doesn’t matter how many m/m ships you ship. I don’t care if you ship your idol with literally all the members in the group. If you refuse the idea that your idol is probably LGBT and if you feel offended by it, then you’re homophobic and gross and your idol deserves a better stan than you and also get the hell away from me and gay people in general.

So I’m just saying, there are a lot of supercorp fics out there but tbh a lot of them I’m just like. Eh. About.

So here’s a list of my favorite supercorp authors and/or their fics—10/10 would recommend, and sure I may have only mentioned one fic, but if they’re on this list they’re quality all around and they’re good for all the fics (the ones I mention are just personally my fave). This will be a link to their ao3 page btw not their tumblr (and again–this is STRICTLY about supercorp fic, although if they do have other pairings lol i’ve read them they’re also good but then i’d need a longer list)

Wtfoctagon
Sunlight Honey and Lavender Sunsets
honestly this is an amazing outside look at supercorp, featuring non-human “passing” aliens and a wonderfully crafted Jess the Secretary!!!

uhpockuhlipz
love all your fix it fics and oneshots!

celaenos
listen closely and the stars will sing
Wish that Mon-El would have been a smol little girl who gets v attatched to lena instead of the gross dudebro and see Kara do what Clark wouldn’t?

cautiouslyoptimistic
ALL the fics. Cant really pick out just one standout tbh p much trust anyone by them

newyorkrenegades
such unruly heads and hearts
HP supercorp au!

TheRagingThespian
literally read every single up. 10/10 would die for. You don’t understand I die every single time I read one of your fics holy shit please go read there’s ALL the ships I more than lowkey scream every time I see an email saying there’s a fic update

falsealarm
hi I also love you but my favorite is probably wonderful electric (cover me in you)

writerstealth

BiJane
Oblivious
I don’t think I can do a better job than the description: “
“Lena has a crush on Kara.
Lena’s too afraid to tell Kara.
Obviously the only solution is to make Kara jealous by dating Supergirl.”
It IS as great as it sounds

anamatics

Heartshapedcandy
there’s a moon in the sky (she calls me)
“The one where Lena finds herself falling for both eager cub reporter Kara Danvers and the mysterious caped protector of National City”
When Lena has a crush on BOTH supergirl and Kara and hijinks ensue it’s great

Unicyclehippo
Honestly if you’re in the mood for multi-chapter fics and supercorp heroism is a full time job is one you’d probably wanna read. Also danishes and other sweet treats feature actual!genius!kara! which makes me v v happy because she’s not an idiot

Maggiemerc
The Death of Supergirl
Kara forgot to leave a note when she went to the Flash Universe and Shit Happens

pirateygoodness
i follow just to find you (a kiss we had to wait for)
….listen
sometimes you gotta just read Sin and if you do it might as well be well written sin?

ProfessorSpork
Her Brother’s Keeper
holy fucking character study of lena batman

this list is for @pyrotechnician originally but everyone feel free to enjoy!

NHL!Bitty, Pt. IV - RPF

@missweber requested NHL!Bitty dealing with Hockey RPF. This got a little longer than expected, with a side pairing of Jack/philly-cheesesteak. Takes place a few months into Bitty’s second season with the Schooners. 

Origin: From Samwell to SeattlePart I - Hug Check | Part II - Chirping | Part III - Post-Season




The most annoying thing is that for all of the ‘Jack/Parse’, ‘Jack/Tater’, ‘Jack/Sid’‘Jack/fucking-every-player-on-the-east-coast’ fic, there are a whopping SIX  ‘Jack/Eric’ fics on Ao3. Six.

On one hand, Eric’s proud they’ve hidden their relationship so well, on the other, Eric is insulted. But really, with their disappointing portmanteau of ‘Jeric’ or ‘Zittle’, it’s not surprising they’re horribly under-appreciated.

“I just wish my fans were more creative.”

Over Skype, Eric watches Jack plow through a Philly cheesesteak with no small measure of jealousy. He’s lonely and hungry, and his asshole boyfriend is doing this on purpose.

“You know,” Jack says, talking out of the side of his half-full mouth, “if you let the Schoons call you ‘Bitty’ our name could have been ‘Zimbits’. That’s kinda on you.”

Keep reading

For Your Eyes Only

Ships: Katsuki Yuuri/Vikor Nikifoorov, Katsuki Yuuri & Lee Seung GIl

Summary: Yuuri once told Victor that Phichit was the only foreign skater he considered a friend.Yuuri lied. 

He’s been Seung-gil’s dirty little secret for well over a year.

Review: I woke up today with back pain from sleeping on the floor, pissed at my lack of breakfast options, and also to gross, hot and humid weather courtesy of the tropics. 

But then someone linked me to this fic AND NOW MY SKIN IS CLEAR, MY BACK IS HEALED, MY CROPS WATERED, BLESS JESUS FOR THIS GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS.

If you were around tumblr last week you’ve probably seen zephyrine-gale’s doggo lovers art, which was absolutely beautiful and adorable – the first time I saw it I thought immediately “Yes this is canon no you cannot convince me otherwise.” What I didn’t know then was that I wanted two thousand words of this broship and I GOT IT ANYWAY. 

Of course 99% of those two thousand words is just Yuuri freaking out in hilarious ways (Minako is Black Widow?? !!!  Is Seung Gil a hockey spy????!!!). I have no words for this broship – because they don’t have any words for it either. These STOOPID NERD BOIS WHO REFUSE TO TALK ABT THEIR FEELINGS communicate exclusively via a complicated language of texts, dog videos, and if you’re Phichit and you Believe, a secret code of compulsory figures on fresh ice. 

In the spirit of Seung-Gil and Yuuri’s “No Talk, Just Dogs” policy, the rest of this review is brought to you in dog reaction GIFS.

me cackling at the whole fic

Originally posted by everythinginheregleams

what the whole thing probably felt like to viktor, poor guy didn’t know EVERYTHING about his fiance after all: 

Originally posted by wbimpala67

phichit making up wild conspiracy theories:

Originally posted by trollerderby

seung gil in person vs seung gil via text 

Originally posted by decepcione-se

Originally posted by natforprez

ok that’s enough dog gifs from me BUT THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH FOR OUR DOGGO BROS SEUNG GIL AND YUURI 

Link Here

Things you hear in Marching Band

“Zip me up”

“WHERE ARE MY DINKLES?!?”

“Im really thirsty”

“KILL ME”

“My calves hurt”

“Dut dut dut dut dut dut BALALALA”

“UNZIP ME NOW! I GOTTA PEEEE”

“Damnit”

“Damn Trumpets”

“Damn dippy flutes”

“GOD DAMNIT DRUM MAJORS AND YOUR WHISTLES”

“MY REED”

“THE SUUNNNN”

“Where the hell am I for this set”

“Shut up and play"

“Just stop breathing please. JUST DON’T BREATH.”

“Keep dem high toes”

“STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DAMN TROMBONE”

“I hate you all”

“What time is it”

“when did our band room grow grass?”

“*woodwinds sing their parts*”

“STOP PUSHING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. WE ARE ALL THRISTY.”

“PAY ATTENTION”

“Run run run run RUN RUN RUN RUNNN!!!!”

“Sorry, I got band”

“FOR BANNDD!!!”

“FUCK YOUUU”

“I ship that saxophone guy with the flute girl”

“Damnit it’s raining”

“SCREW YOU MUD”

“NOT TODAY WEATHER GODS.”

“This one time at band camp”

“Remember the first time when we got onto the football field?”

“*gross sobbing*”

“Why the hell is that freshman better at back marching than me.”

“MARK TIME HUT AND 1, 2 READY GO.”

“I love you guys…”


~Add more if I forgot any XD

Retitling Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: ALOHA BITCHES
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Talk less, smile more
  • My Shot: LISTEN UP HOES
  • The Story of Tonight: Drunk college frat boys
  • The Schuyler Sisters: I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
  • Farmer Refuted: GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
  • You'll Be Back: Breakup anthem of the 16th century
  • Right Hand Man: We're kinda fucked here guys
  • A Winter's Ball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Helpless: Awwww
  • Satisfied: ANGELICA my QUEEN
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: There's hope for our ass after all
  • Wait For It: Take me now lord
  • Stay Alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEE
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
  • Meet Me Inside: I'm notcha son
  • That Would Be Enough: Awwwwwwww :'(
  • Guns and Ships: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAAAN
  • History Has It's Eyes on You: I fucked up once
  • Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down: herCULES MULLIGAN
  • What Comes Next?: Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
  • Dear Theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: TOTAL EARGASM
  • What'd I Miss: The whole first act pal
  • Cabinet Battle 1: TURN AROUND BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break: God dammit Alexander you need to chill
  • Say No To This: YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
  • The Room Where It Happens: BANJO
  • Schuyler Defeated: The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
  • Cabinet Battle 2: Daddy's calling
  • Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • One Last Time: God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
  • I Know Him: Jesus Christ this will be fun!
  • The Adams Administration: SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
  • We Know: ...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
  • Hurricane: hoe don't do it
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: OH MY GOD
  • Burn: Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
  • Blow Us All Away: PHILIP YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • Stay Alive - Reprise: FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • It's Quiet Uptown: GROSS SOBBING
  • The Election of 1800: You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
  • Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggression game strong
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: Awwwwwwwwww D':
  • The World Was Wide Enough: GROSS SOBBING
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
If There's God (of Social Media)

@kazliin I’m not done with coping from your destructive chapter.

I cannot write angst, thank god for that. So there’s my semi headcannon/hopeful thinking of what happen behind he screen?? This is heavily inspired by @kixboxer ’s idea of Victor’s secret internet accounts


—-


Victor Nikiforov have two instagram account.

He also have two twitter handle.

One of the account in each platform are ratified, blue ticked, and co-managed by Yakov’s PR team during the time of need such as posterity shots, events and exclusive shows announcement.

The other account, however, lacks the mark of legitimacy, have less than 3 digit followers in contrast of millions in his official accounts, also running mainly on Katsuki Yuuri based content.

His second instagram especially, conspicuously named poodleonskate, is an avid follower of Phicit Chulanont’s account and religiously liking every single post tagged #spottheyuuri, won at least 3 giveaway post (2 of them are Yuuri Merchandise, the other is artisan nail polish set) and mainly posts random scenery photos and Katsuki Yuuri’s screengrab stills.

His other twitter also used to liking and retweeting every Yuuri-content from Chulanont’s feed. He also used the twitter to gush about Yuuri with fellow Yuuri fans, that probably will shred him alive if they know that he’s… well.. him?

Victor probably spent more time using his unofficial account more than Yakov would like. He almost failed to be surprised when Mila casually commented on his post as poodleonskate, she probably caught him engaging some excited foray with twitter user yuurifan1275 about Katsuki’s new exhibition skate. Yakov apparently knows too and offhandedly warned him about personal information and maintaining public image.

That didn’t stop him to occasionally slip. The worst slip on came in the form of liking one of Chulanont’s instagram post using his official account.

(“Holy fucking shit?”, Phichit choked and ultimately sprayed the half chewed remains of his breakfast all over the kitchen table. The notification in his phone stayed innocently.

‘V-nikiforov, blueducky, saracrispino liked your post
#spottheyuuri #cocolacafe #spring #detroit #dogfriendslife ’

“Ew.” Yuuri crossed the livingroom with disdainful eyes towards their table and the remains of Phicit’s breakfast all over their dingy table.

As much as he wanted to share the extraordinary happening in his sns life, Yuuri getting aneurysm this early in the morning is not exactly the best scenario for everyone involved.)

Yakov gave him an earful afterwards while his rinkmates watched from the rinkside with varying degree of amusement and secondhand embarrassment. Half an hour and several ‘yes coach, not going to happen again’ thrown, Victor’s back on the ice with nothing but slight mortification and cold dread of someone caught red handed. Despite himself, a traitorous part of his mind cannot help but being thrilled of the outcome.He slightly hoped that Yuuri (or Phichit, and then by proxy, Yuuri) would comment on it.

They didn’t.

—–

Donna Francie @bingowednesday
What just happenED?!!!! OMG!!
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Eloisethecat @bonnie-bie
@bingowednesday Victor liked a #spottheyuuri post??#whatdoesthatmean #viktuuri

Victuuriistotallyreal @just-inn
Excuse me while I’m draining my tears out #viktuuri

Bluescluesboy @JonahLi
@bonnie-b @bingowednesday here we go again…

Viktorlove @sundayterrs
@JonahLi Ikr?! It’s just a lke?!! We all know Victor LOVES dog? Like LOVE LOVE? That post have a cute dog!! Not evrything is abt your gross shipping!

Zaskia G. @chameleonarecute
Another day in FS fandom.. #viktuurilimbo #spottheyuuri

ひめこ。西山 @kumahimee
Can confirm that Japanese twitter also lost their shit. #instagate #spottheyuuri #viktornikiforov #katsukiyuuri #figureskating

—–

After the Big Reveal, years worth of tears were spilled within a day, heart wrenching apologies, more kissing, and tedious ceremonies and official duties performed with hands on each other’s body parts, the floodgate finally opened.

Within an hour V-nikiforov’s official account already liked every post tagged #spottheyuuri, compilation videos of Yuuri singing in the livingroom while dipping a mop, every Katsuki based aesthetic blog, and various account’s post in which Yuuri is tagged.

(“Holy shit.” Ketty said as her feed flooded with notification after skating legend Victor Nikiforov, also Yuuri’s supposed arch nemesis retweeted her post about Yuuri’s FS composing session, liked Every.single.photos. In her instagram featuring her equipment that was used in composing Yuuri on Ice song.)

(“Holy shit” said professor Gilman of Advanced Trigonometry class after his usually barren instagram feed exploded after someone named V-nikiforov liked his last year’s class photo featuring international student slash campus heartthrob Katsuki.)


“Really.” Yuuri asked dryly, but the corner of his mouth are soft and fond.

Victor looked him straight in the eyes, his eyes are sporting the same puffiness as Yuuri and as red. His nose is still clogged when he answered but his grin are terribly (terribly) blinding.

“Really.”

—–
Phicit+chu posted

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I totally appreciate the likes guys, but #reallyvictor? #nowweknow #wegetit #littleyurihadbenscreamingfor10minutes #guys #guystherearechildrenpresent #pausethekissing #victuuri #lovewins #Iamthebestman

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dosendumbledore  asked:

Bcuz all ships with Lup are totally not for fun at all. Do you ship for gold? Honor? Also. Taako isn't in a canon relationship with Krav. (ttazz) Shipping is always about fun. Every ship is. And it's not like taagnus is taking the gay representation away from you, is it? Taako is gay that's a fact and that's great!!! And if you dislike it please just blacklist. Sorry I just don't get how the hell that stuff is supposed to hurt anyone.

NON-MLM: READ AND REBLOG THIS POST

i can’t believe y’all are making me put up with this shit on the day of a new episode. way to ruin the good vibes. i told you not to contact me about that post unless i had said something problematic. you have only messaged me to derail my point and insult me. let me, as a gay man, break down why this subject is hurtful to gay men, and i fully expect you to listen and take this into consideration, because you have a responsibility to:

  • taako is in a canon relationship with kravitz. if that much wasn’t clear for you then you’re clearly not paying attention. i also emailed justin and he explicitly confirmed their relationship (which i linked in the post you are referring to): http://goodraandyy.tumblr.com/post/159312691739/justin-confirming-taako-and-kravitzs-relationship so don’t you DARE try to take that represenation away from me. you have no idea what it means to me and thousands of other gay boys in the fandom.
  • most shipping is about fun and that’s the fucking problem. lup shipping is for representation, but taako shipping is for “fun.” gay people do not exist for your FUN. they don’t exist for your ENTERTAINMENT. we are not toys that you can play with based on what you find “hot!!!”. it’s grossly fetishistic of gay men and it’s been going on for far too long. that kind of yaoi-obsessed fandom attitude is fucking disgusting, and just because you think it’s normal/harmless fun, doesn’t mean it is, and doesn’t mean i don’t have the right to speak up about it.
  • taagnus IS taking away gay representation because it’s reducing a canon gay relationship (taako/kravitz) back down to just a “ship” - a hypothetical happenstance that may or may not be canon, and quite frankly? i’m fucking tired of that. i’m tired of shipping, i’m tired of daydreaming about the idea of boys being in love being considered a normal and acceptable thing in media. i want it to be canon, i want it to be confirmed and undeniable, i want gay boys to be normal and not just fun little accessories for fandom fun!!!!!
  • blacklisting does nothing to fix the problem at hand. me ignoring this problem isn’t going to make it magically disappear. me blacklisting gross ships isn’t going to make people stop fetishizing gay men.

you absolutely CANNOT read a post i made as a gay man expressing how i was upset with how gay men are treated in the fandom, and then go on to ask me how i could be upset about it, when i vividly explained it in the post before. honestly? i am absolutely exhausted from putting up with this attitude from this fandom. i’ve tried to be kind and patient and educate y’all but apparently your hawt yaoiz is more important to you than the safety and happiness of gay men. either listen to what i have to say or leave me the fuck alone.

Reminder that

it’s okay to not like ships.

“B/C are my OTP and I don’t like reading about A/B.”

“A/B is super popular and almost no one ships my own ship.”

“The fandom writes it kinky and I’m rather vanilla.”

It’s okay

“It reminds me of bad experiences I had IRL.”

“I don’t think A and B have chemistry.”

“I don’t enjoy enemy or villain ships.”

but don’t be a dick about it.

“A/B shippers are deluded!”

“Stop shipping A/B!”

“Anti-A/B!”

“Your ship is bad and you’re disgusting!”

It’s okay to not like ships

“I prefer them as friends.”

“The fandom writes it vanilla and I’m rather kinky.”

“This ship often includes tropes and themes that are triggering to me.”

but don’t be a dick about the ships you don’t like.

“A/B shippers are racists/pedophiles/abuse apologists/homophobes!”

“Why ship A/B when you can ship B/C?”

“Ew, what kind of person would ship A/B? Gross!”

“A/B shippers are nasty!”

You can even sing along. It’s pretty catchy.

fake dating! junhui

Originally posted by beautifulshuas

  • by the way this is a non idol! college! jun au
  • so, you and junners, have been friends since high school, and you two were never really close, until college/uni came along, and now, when you haven’t started an assignment due the next day, you go to his dorm and cry about it
  • at this point you’re well acquainted with his chinese friend minghao who’s like your child but anyways,,
  • jun gets all the girls in college
  • and like it’s not a few, it’s like 230572 girls who want his number and so many of them have asked you for his number and you kinda just, lol bye
  • so you’re good friends with chick-magnet jun do people still use that phrase???
  • and jun’s pretty greasy, so he’ll probably flirt back and you’ll be like
  • ‘sTOP jUNHUI YoUR LeADiNG ThEM oN’
  • ‘do you think if i got a tattoo of a dog, i can get more girls??’
  • ‘nO STOP IT’
  • and he goes on so many dates, but he never sees the same girl twice
  • and basically most girls are just now part of his fanclub hoping he’ll text them back, if he even has their number, which he probably gives to like hoshi and dokyeom to prank call
  • and you never really wanted to get involved with jun’s love life, but thAT BoY DRaGGED yOU IN
  • so one do you were chilling in the library studying and jun runs in and sits beside you
  • and you’re like ‘are you okay??’ because he’s panting and sweating and he’s like, ‘FAKE DATE ME …PLS’
  • and you said something along the lines of ‘wtf why?’
  • and he’s almost yelling and he’s like, ‘ so you know that girl i’ve been avoiding since what feels like forever??  yea??  so i went to the movies with her to watch guardians of the galaxy volume 2, and now she thinks we’re like exclusive, and she’s trying to make this serious, bUT I ONLY WENT BC I WANTED TO WATCH GOTG AND SHE WAS PAYING’
  • and you kind of laugh it off because he looks like a stressed mother of five, but agree, and that’s how you end up fake dating junhui
  • and minghao’s kind of aware it’s fake, because junhui tells him like everything, but little baby myungho ships you and junnie boy
  • and at first you’re like wow! this is easy! until his friends and the girl he’s avoiding walk by and you could be like tying your shoe lace and he’ll crouch down and start giving you really bad pet names and being all
  • ‘are you okay?? do you want me to tie your shoe laces??’
  • and you’re kind of like ew, but also, okay this has to look legit !!
  • and this goes on for a few weeks, and you’ve grown use to junhui’s arm lingering around your waist, constant back hugs from him, his really gross but endearing ?? nicknames, him teasing you about your height, unless you’re tall of course
  • and you’re sitting in the library sitting about it, and jun walks in and kisses your cheek and says ‘hey babe/jagi/your preferred term of endearment’ and you realise oh fuCK I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CAUGHT FEELINGS
  • and you kind of hesitate to say hi back, and jun looks at you weirdly and you’re like oh,,, i’m sick :DDDDD
  • and he replies with, ‘oh, you shouldn’t be, let’s go back to one of our dorms and i can take care of you’
  • and mentally you’re like fuckfuckfuck, but you just reply with no it’s fine
  • and now you’re stuck in the worst situation because you’ll never know his true feelings because you’re faking feelings, but you don’t know if he’s really faking it
  • and part of you wants him to actually like you back, but you’re like no that won’t work
  • YES IT WILL
  • and baby dino is always saying how cute you two are and you’re like dINO NO
  • and jun’s like dINO YES
  • and you’re hanging out with jun’s friend jisoo, an exchange student from america, and his other friend jeonghan, a science student
  • and you kind of know jeonghan from high school, and joshua/jisoo is pretty laid-back and you guys end up talking about how you and jun got together
  • and you’re like wELL uM,
  • and they’re kind of like, we know it’s fake, but his feelings aren’t 
  • and you kind of wanna run out of the room, because yAY but what am i going to do with this information??
  • and you realise jun’s going to pick you up because you guys are going on another fake date to look legitimate, but BOY HE’S AT THE DOOR AND HE’S HEARD EVERYTHING
  • and he’s like to jeong and jisoo yOU JUST EXPOSED ME 
  • and jeong’s like SHE LIKES YOU TOO 
  • and you’re like WELL I DO, BUT I NEVER SAID THAT!!
  • and ohohoho jihan just exposed the next power couple
  • and everyone knew you were dating, but when you’re actually dating, everyone can tell and they’re like,
  • ‘jun’s gone on so many dates, and he finally asks out y/n, took him long enough’
  • ‘they should’ve been together ages ago’
  • and jun’s really cute and such a cute boyfriend, bUT THATS ANOTHER AU
  • and you guys are just the cutest college couple, and you do all the cheesy things and the girl chasing after jun has nothing on you bc dAMN THATS A CUTE COUPLE THEY DESERVE IT
  • and jun’s friends, seventeen teen teen, all knew it was fake, and tell you about how much he talked about you before you were dating and how infatuated he was
  • fake dating jun was a good time, but dating jun is even better

hey everyone, i’ve finally written something for my boy junners and i hope y’all like it and we’re almost at 500 followers wowowowow, but anyways, hope you have a nice day/evening

- admin jola

I’m so tired of children attacking people who ship their NOTPs because? Honestly, they do not care about you, or me, or survivors, or anyone who’s actually suffering. They care about looking like they’re a big shiny hero, advocating for these people so they can get everyone to hate on the ship they don’t like. 

Case in point: I’ve been in abusive relationships! Real ones! Ones that hurt me, even to this day, I see something that reminds me of them and I have a fucking anxiety attack! I am a survivor of CSA! Two separate cases! Two different people! I was very young, absolutely no understanding of what was going on and why it was bad! I kept it a secret from everyone for years until this shit. This shit where I have to prove that I’ve been a survivor so people don’t attack me, and if they don’t approve of my trauma being enough, they continue spreading rumors and attacking me!

Anyone who calls people who ship something ‘pedophiles’ or ‘abusive’, has no fucking care for you or anyone who’s actually experienced it. They do not care about us. They will drag your name through the mud because you like two fictional grown fucking men kissing sometimes, that interferes with their two fictional grown men kissing.

There are some ships that have issues! Incest, pedophilia, abuse. It’s real! People do ship that stuff! I hate all that shit, it’s horrible, it’s gross, I don’t like seeing it. But I’m a grown fucking adult, and understand that people explore darker concepts for a multitude of reasons, a lot of those reasons could be that they too, are a survivor of that, and they’re using it to cope. Other’s want to understand it better, so they know when to spot it and can avoid it, or help others! And I understand that there’s this fucking thing, called blacklist, where you can monitor your own damn feed, and prevent yourself from coming across content you just don’t like! 

Labeling ships that aren’t ANY of those things, is entirely to spice shit up and ward people away for no reason. Just because an age gap makes you uncomfortable (Jack/Ana, Reyes/Ana) doesn’t make it pedophilia, doesn’t make it abusive. Difference in rank (literally every ship with actual agents and soldiers in Overwatch) doesn’t make it abuse of power. Shit I’ve had people fucking say you can’t ship Reyes with anyone EVER because he’s ‘Mexican’ sorry he’s not he’s probably Chicano he was probably born in LA, apparently shipping him is sexualizing Latinos. This is the bullshit they spew. They literally look for anything they can grasp, even if it’s blatantly wrong, just to shit on people.

Anti’s don’t know jack fucking shit. They’re fucking children, I don’t care how old they actually are, they’re the 13 year olds they cringe at, who can’t fucking handle someone not liking what they like, for people being of varying age and tolerance in fandom. They don’t care about survivors. They don’t care about actual justice to actual crimes. They care about hurting people as much as they can, to seem powerful. They’re the abusers they keep preaching against. 

damn I’m reading chap 18 on insta and the comments are honestly so scary wth- everyone’s rooting for Sangwoo to finally kill her like ye I know she was rude and I’m honestly not that fond of her either but y'all are being way too much smh. Everyone’s saying stuff like “TEAR THAT BITCH APART BREAK HER LEGS AND CHOP HER INTO PIECES I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF SHE DOESN’T DIE” like seriously???¿¿¿¿¿¿¿????? update: y'all don’t even come at me saying ‘it’s just fiction’ because that doesn’t justify your gross behaviour. death is certainly to be expected in this manhwa and it wouldn’t bother me even if she dies cuz -as I already mentioned- I loathe her too. But could you guys be a little less childish and stop rooting for murder because someone was rude and is a possible ‘threat to your ship’?