there aren’t enough of these so I’ve decided to add my own because why the hell not.
Percy -mutherfuckin- Jackson
His username would be super basic like BabyPoseidon or something.
His video’s would all be about random stories he would make up like “HOW TO SURVIVE AN ANGRY GIRLFRIEND” and Annabeth would be in the thumbnail just flipping the bird to Percy as he runs down the street.
“How I Got Kicked Out of (another) Walmart” would be his most viewed videos because he’s been kicked out of multiple Walmarts.
her channel name would be like Do-It-With-Money instead of like Do-It-Yourself because she doesn’t understand the points or diys but she does them anyway
You wouldn’t fuck with her
she’d be that one YouTuber kinda like a DIY girl except at the end she’d let Leo set everything on fire because When in the world am I going to need an edible phone case.
in most of the backgrounds during her filming you would either A) hear Percy or B) see him running down the hallway to fuck with her filming.
“How to Bury Your Boyfriend’s Body” would be her most viewed video because it’s fucking hilarious
she’d be the new Thomas Sanders.
Do i need to put anything else because i don’t think i do
he’d be the new Bill Nye the Science Guy
except either Piper or Percy would be with him at all times and they’d either almost burn his house down or almost kill a gerbil
“PERCY I SAID NO GERBIL WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANNA KNOw”
he’d try and do makeup tutorials but Piper would come in half-way and just do it for him
She’d do the makeup halloween things but
she’d also be the biggest motherfucking prankster ever
Leo would frequently help her put freaking baby powder in Jason’s hair dryer
“Why I Might Need a New Identity” is her most viewed video because she almost burns down a Target bathroom
He’d be the new gamer and also prankster
he’d say this game isn’t scary and then promptly fall out of his chair
Calypso would be in the background just like im dating this dumbass
he’d also have a weekly cooking show with Calypso where she tries to take it seriously but he’d just like let’s ADD SOME GUMMYBEARS TO THE LASAGNA
I don’t think Frank would have one he’d be too busy volunteering at animal shelters and shit
but he is in 99% of Hazel’s videos
its practically a collab channel at this point
he’d be the angsty gay one
except he wouldn’t come out
in a Q+A one of the questions would be When are we gonna meet your girlfriend and he’d just fuckin DIE OF LAUGHTER
“Do i honestly even look straight to you guys? I mean, phan is a thing right?”
Im sorry but i have to add Will
because he’d be the one to nurture people on health but in the stupidest ways possible like
Way To Not Die #782: Don’t drink Cyanide. Just, don’t? PLease?
He’d be in a secret relationship with Nico and everyone ships them
they’d always show up in the background of each other’s videos doing the stupidest shit ex: shooting a bow and arrow at a china cabinet or pretending to be a stripper
whenever Nico would call him while recording Will would pick up and just scream “WADDUP BITCH”
And if he was still recording when Nico got home Nico would either A) kick over his tripod or B) dump a bucket of something on his head
@chibi-lioness Asked: “I’ve kinda hit a wall with a short story I’m writing as a present for a friend. The main character is in love, but her main love interest is attracted to her sister but it’s more like, puppy love than actual affection. She does confess as the guy leaves for an amount of time and asks for an answer after he is sure of what he wants but I can’t seem to come up with WHY he realizes he likes her more, if that makes sense. She has always been supportive, but he is quite clumsy with girls. Thank you!”
1. “I love you. I just thought you deserved to know.”
“I don’t understand. Why didn’t you say anything?”
2. “Here’s the thing: I know I’m never going to see you again, so I’m going to tell you something that I swore I never would.”
“It’s about your sister, isn’t it? She really does-”
“No! No, it’s not about her. It’s… It’s about me.”
3. “I had no idea…”
“That was kind of the point, you know?”
4. “I care about you so much, and you’ve never known. All you’ve ever seen is her.”
“And I get it, I really do. She’s an amazing person, and I don’t blame you. I just wanted you to know the truth.”
5. “Can I kiss you?”
“No? But you just said-”
“I know. And now, you have a plane to catch. When you decide what you want, give me a call.”
6. “I think-I think I want this, too.”
“Of course you do. It’s the heat of the moment, and your emotions are all mixed up. Talk to me when you’ve had time to think about it.”
7. “I don’t know what to say.”
“Just say… Say that you’ll think about it. Say that you’ll let yourself consider me and you.”
Reasons for realizing:
1. He keeps catching himself wanting to talk to her whenever something funny, sad, or stressful happens.
2. He catches himself daydreaming about her.
3. He starts dreaming about her.
4. He hears that something bad happens to her. (A car accident, for instance.) It can turn out to not be anything, or it can be something major, but either way, he has to go see her immediately.
“What episode of “Glee” have you revisited the most?”
Probably the one when we went to New York in Season 2. That’s one of my most favorite episodes, and it was personally such a special episode for me because I had just left New York a year prior, and the next thing you know I was coming back one year later with this hugely successful show being followed by, I think, close to, like 200 fans and paparazzi. So, for me, it was crazy to be in these places that I’d walked through hundreds of times in my life, but now in such a different way. So, that was such a pivotal episode for me.
Sherlock is a Ravenclaw, James a Slytherin. Different Houses, similar brains. They start competing in every single class they have together, and they end up holding each other’s hands at the Yule Ball. Predictable. But not boring.
Person A: “You are such a downer all the time!”
Person B: “You are such an upper!”
Person A: “That’s not even a word!”
Person B: “You’re not even a word!”
Person A: “That doesn’t even make any sense!”
Person B: “You don’t make any sense!”
Person A&B: *Screams in frustration*