your money is no good here

anonymous asked:

The girl I like so much (possibly love) lives in Canada and I live in the US. I just got a job to save up to visit her, but I'm worried about when we'll be together permanently because I don't make much money.. and it would be hard for both of us to leave our support systems to move to another country. I care about her immensely and I want to be together but I'm worried about the future. Do u have any advice for how I can worry less but still make a future w/ her work? Also your art is inspired.

when i dated a girl long distance, i made a list of things to keep us close, because being far away means you need a good communication system and support system. here’s a list of things i wrote for us to keep that. i really hope it helps. ❤️

anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips on escaping financially abusive situations? My parents make me feel so awful for not spending time at home and will buy things without asking to coerce me into staying and then use that gift as a bargaining chip. I feel awful and idk what to do.

We do not have a lot of information on financial abuse, no, and unfortunately while I know about recognizing it, I’m not very sure about getting out from under it.

Here’s a few resources about parental financial abuse that could be helpful, though:

There is one thing to remember that just because your parents buy you things, doesn’t mean they aren’t abusive nor that you’re obligated to be with them or to love them. You have nothing to feel awful about - material goods are not proof of good will, material goods do not make up for abuse, and material goods do not disprove abuse. This is a common form of gaslighting that especially parents like to use. 

You are NOT a bad person for disliking them and wanting to be away from them, their gift-giving makes NO effect on how they treat you.

If anyone has more advice for anon, we’d appreciate it!

- mod BP

anadragneel-chan  asked:

So, Apostasia is coming to BR this week, people are overlyexcited to play with him and I just can't find a party to face Solace with me because people here have decided that Solace isn't worth their time and even the random members line is empty. I'm making an effort to get Mochi's transcendence, but I'm so behind in my story quests... (I've just started hamel in the story quests, but I was supposed to be at Sander already)

I highly recommend doing all of Atlas~Elysion quest because the money is good……………. (It probably won’t matter if your server’s economy is shit but still the exp is good too). Solace isn’t that bad… I can solo him with a +8 weap… it takes like 12 min but o_o;

If people actually took the time to look at the guides and know wtf theyre doing instead of facerolling on the keyboard…

I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”

Magical

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be a stirrer? - No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. - We’re starting work today! - Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That’s awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let’s move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It’s a little bit of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama’s little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don’t think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee in the car! - Do something! - I’m driving! - Hi, bee. - He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What’s number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don’t go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say. There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don’t kill him! You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I’m not scared of him. It’s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m sorry. - You’re talking. - Yes, I know. You’re talking! I’m so sorry. No, it’s OK. It’s fine. I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed. Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee! I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I’m talking with a bee. - Yeah. I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I’m grateful. I’ll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. - That’s very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? - Like what? I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Ooffee? I don’t want to put you out. It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It’s just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don’t be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn’t. - Have some. - No, I can’t. - Oome on! I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don’t help. You look great! I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That’s the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it? You’re in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It’s like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I’ll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it’s no trouble. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly work. He’s all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don’t. - How’d you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well… - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I’m not attracted to spiders. I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. So who is she? She’s… human. No, no. That’s a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. - Her name’s Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She’s so nice. And she’s a florist! Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist! We’re not dating. You’re flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin’ stripey! And that’s not what they eat. That’s what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We’re us. There’s us and there’s them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He’s in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It’s been three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You’re barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I’m talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I’ll catch up. Don’t be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We’re still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don’t listen! I’m not listening to this. Sorry, I’ve gotta go. - Where are you going? - I’m meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? Bye. I just hope she’s Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? It’s faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane! You don’t have that? We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It’s a bug. He’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You’ve really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I’ll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don’t have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It’s organic. - It’s our-ganic! It’s just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don’t know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it’s on sale?! I’m getting to the bottom of this. I’m getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I’ll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You’re busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you’ll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier? I don’t understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You’re too late! It’s ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You’re not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I’m going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I’m Oarl Kasell. But don’t kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours. - Bees hang tight. - We’re all jammed in. It’s a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you’re out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood’s about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I’d catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee’s got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. “They make the honey, and we make the money”? Oh, my! What’s going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn’t last too long. Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes! That’s a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There’s hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That’s a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He’s been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it’s true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That’s a killer. There’s only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive’s only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble. - And I’m Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we’ll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, “I’m a kid from the hive. I can’t do this”? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It’s a common name. Next week… He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… Next week… Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They’re scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. Honey, her backhand’s a joke! I’m not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I’m helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we’re really busy working. But it’s our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting… - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you’re three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty! It’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It’s pretty big, isn’t it? I can’t believe how many humans don’t work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What’s the matter? - I don’t know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn’t the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson… you’re representing all the bees of the world? I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we’re ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man’s divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. Honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we’re the little guys! I’m hoping that, after this is all over, you’ll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he’d dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don’t imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn’t hear you. - No. - No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They’re very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How’d you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that’s enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you’ve never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven’t. No, you haven’t. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I’m feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That’s not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that’s ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn’t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You’re all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury’s on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I’m a florist. Right. Well, here’s to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn’t think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but… the battery. I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There’s a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. The ball’s a little grabby. That’s where I usually sit. Right… there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn’t really a special skill. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I’m going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. - What’s that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I’m wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I’ve got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You’re bluffing. - Am I? Surf’s up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! We need to talk! He’s just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night… My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I’m sorry about all that. I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn’t overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he’s considered one of the best lawyers… Yeah. Layton, you’ve gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it’s gonna be all over. Don’t worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We’re friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute… Are you her little… …bedbug? I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn’t your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but… - So those aren’t your real parents! - Oh, Barry… - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you, Benson? He’s denouncing bees! Don’t y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I’m going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Oh, I’m hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can’t treat them like equals! They’re striped savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can’t feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I… I blew the whole case, didn’t I? It doesn’t matter. What matters is you’re alive. You could have died. I’d be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can’t explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don’t know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. That’s it! That’s our case! It is? It’s not over? Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don’t make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about… Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. But you can’t! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It’s a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He’s playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I’m OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You’ll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery’s right? - What do you mean? We’ve been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We’re all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He’ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames… But it’s just a prance-about stage name! …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan’t breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there’s gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We’ve never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We’re shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What’s going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They’re home. They don’t know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now… Now I can’t. I don’t understand why they’re not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing. Honey really changes people. You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They’re all wilting. Doesn’t look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I’m gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn’t think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It’s notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That’s our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course… The human species? So if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I’ll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They’ve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That’s why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I’ve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I’ve made it worse. Actually, it’s completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it’s greater than my previous ideas combined. I don’t want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It’s real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I’m the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I’m getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let’s see what this baby’ll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there’s no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It’s part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It’s got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we’ll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I’m in a real situation. - What’d you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don’t freak out! My entire species… What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! - Who’s an attorney? Don’t move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One’s bald, one’s in a boat, they’re both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one’s flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What’s your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. Where’s the pilot? He’s unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who’s that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. I can’t fly a plane. - Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We’re headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory… That’s Barry! …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There’s a bee on that plane. I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They’ve done enough damage. But isn’t he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small… Haven’t we heard this a million times? “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.” - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We’re going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to working together. That’s the bee way! We’re not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn’t so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we’re not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let’s get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I’d do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don’t have to yell. I’m not yelling! We’re in a lot of trouble. It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! I can’t do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it’s my turn. How is the plane flying? I don’t know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let’s drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can’t see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. - What? - I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We’re going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I’m aiming at the flower! That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This’s the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we’re not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we’re gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We’re bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You’ve earned this. Yeah! I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That’s our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now’s the time. I got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! Here’s your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I’m sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I’m late. He’s a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can’t get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You’re a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who’s next? All right, scramble, jocks! It’s time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let’s just stop for a second. Hold it. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone.Can we stop here? I’m not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that
—  The Bee Movie

According to all known 💢 laws of 😜😏💯😎🍆 aviation, 💢 there is 🍆👅🐔 no 😩 way 💀 a bee 💏💖 should 💯 👌 👀 be able 💇 to 😡😠 fly. 👳👳 Its ✈🏢 wings 😜 are too small 👀 to get 🔞🕯🔥 its fat little 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 body 💇💺 off the ground. 👼☝🙏 The ✋ bee, of 👳👳 course, flies 🍆 anyway because bees don’t care what 👌💻 humans 👌 think ✋ is impossible. 👀 Yellow, black. 👼☝🙏 Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, 🔞🕯🔥 black. 😡😠 Ooh, 👊👊💪 black and 😜😏💯😎🍆 yellow! Let’s shake it 👌 up 👌💻 a 💦💦 little. Barry! 😜 Breakfast is 👏💦 ready! Ooming! Hang 👳👳 on 🍎🍑👖 a 😩 second. 💢 Hello? - 💩💩💩 Barry? - 💇 Adam? 😈🔥👏👏👏 - 🍆👅🐔 Oan you believe this is 🍎🍑👖 happening? - 💢 I 💯 👌 👀 can’t. 👌💻 I’ll 👌 pick 💀 you 😉😝 up. Looking sharp. 😎 Use 🍆 the 🍑💺 stairs. 💢 Your 🔫🚫 father 😜😏💯😎🍆 paid 🍎🍑👖 good money ✈🏢 for 🍎🍑👖 those. 🍆👅🐔 Sorry. I’m excited. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Here’s 🍆 the 🍆👅🐔 graduate. 😎 We’re very proud of 😩 you, 👳👳 son. 💢 A perfect 🍆👅🐔 report 🍎🍑👖 card, all B’s. Very proud. ✈🏢 Ma! 🔫🚫 I 🍑💺 got a 👊👊💪 thing going 👌👀 here. - You got ✈🏢 lint on ✈🏢 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 fuzz. - ✋ Ow! That’s 🍑💺 me! 💩💩💩 - Wave 💀 to us! 💢 We’ll 😜😏💯😎🍆 be 🍑💺 in row 118,000. - ✈🏢 Bye! Barry, 😡😠 I 👳👳 told you, 🔫🚫 stop flying ✈🏢 in 😡😠 the house! - 👅🔥 Hey, Adam. - Hey, 🍆 Barry. - Is 💢 that fuzz gel? - 🔞🕯🔥 A 😜😏💯😎🍆 little. 🍆👅🐔 Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d 👳👳 make 👌💻 it. Three 🍎🍑👖 days grade school, 👌👀 three 👌👀 days 😉😝 high school. Those were 💇💺 awkward. Three days college. I’m ✋ glad I took a 💩💩💩 day and 💇💺 hitchhiked 😉😝 around 👅🔥 the 😡😠😾 hive. 💇 You 😡😠 did 😡😠😾 come 💯 👌 👀 back different. - Hi, 😉😝 Barry. 👼☝🙏 - Artie, growing 👌 a mustache? Looks 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 good. - Hear about 😜 Frankie? 👳👳 - 💀 Yeah. - 😡😠 You 👳👳 going 😎 to the funeral? - No, 😈🔥👏👏👏 I’m not 🍆👅🐔 going. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Everybody 💦💦 knows, sting someone, 🍆 you 👊👊💪 die. Don’t 💢 waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. 😏💦👅 I 👌💻 guess 😩 he 👀 could 👌 have just 👳👳 gotten 💯 👌 👀 out 🍆👅🐔 of 👌 the 😜 way. 👊👊💪 I love 👳👳 this 👌👀 incorporating an amusement park into our 👼☝🙏 day. 👏💦 That’s why we don’t 💇💺 need vacations. 😡😠😾 Boy, 🔞🕯🔥 quite a 💇 bit of 👀 pomp… 😎 under the 💢 circumstances. - 😎 Well, Adam, 👏💦 today we are men. 🍆 - We 💯 are! 👀 - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! 👏💦 Students, 💏💖 faculty, distinguished bees, 🍎🍑👖 please welcome Dean 😜😏💯😎🍆 Buzzwell. 💀 Welcome, New Hive Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating class of… 💯 …9:15. 🍎🍑👖 That 💇💺 concludes 🍑💺 our ceremonies. 💀 And begins your career at 🔫🚫 Honex Industries! Will 😡😠😾 we pick 💩💩💩 ourjob today? 😎 I 🍆 heard it’s 😩 just orientation. 👌 Heads up! Here 👌👀 we go. Keep 😜 your 👌👀 hands 🍆👅🐔 and 👀 antennas 🍎🍑👖 inside 🍎🍑👖 the tram 😩 at all 💯 👌 👀 times. - 💦💦 Wonder 💇 what 💩💩💩 it’ll 👼☝🙏 be 💇 like? - 🔫🚫 A little scary. Welcome 🍎🍑👖 to 🍆👅🐔 Honex, a division of Honesco and 🔞🕯🔥 a 💦💦 part of 🍆👅🐔 the 💇💺 Hexagon 💢 Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We 😏💦👅 know that you, as ✈🏢 a bee, have worked your 😜 whole life to get 😜 to 😏💦👅 the point 😜 where you ✈🏢 can work 🍆👅🐔 for 😜😏💯😎🍆 your 👌💻 whole 😏💦👅 life. 🔞🕯🔥 Honey begins when 😎 our 💀 valiant Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 👌👀 bring 👌💻 the 😜 nectar to 💏💖 the 💯 👌 👀 hive. 🍑💺 Our 😡😠😾 top-secret formula is 🍎🍑👖 automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this 😩 soothing 🍎🍑👖 sweet 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 syrup 👊👊💪 with 😈🔥👏👏👏 its 😡😠 distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 👊👊💪 glow 💢 you know as… 😈🔥👏👏👏 Honey! 👌💻 - 💩💩💩 That 💀 girl was hot. 👌👀 - 💏💖 She’s my 👌💻 cousin! - She is? 😎 - 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re 💢 right. 💯 👌 👀 - At Honex, we constantly strive 💢 to improve every 💯 👌 👀 aspect 🍑💺 of bee existence. 👌👀 These bees 🍎🍑👖 are stress-testing 💇💺 a 🍎🍑👖 new helmet technology. 💇 - 👊👊💪 What do you think he 😏💦👅 makes? 🍎🍑👖 - 😉😝 Not 👊👊💪 enough. Here we 👌 have 👌💻 our latest 👌💻 advancement, the 🍑💺 Krelman. - 😡😠😾 What 👌💻 does that do? 💇💺 - 😉😝 Oatches 👳👳 that 🍑💺 little strand of 💯 👌 👀 honey 😏💦👅 that hangs after 😉😝 you 😉😝 pour it. Saves 💦💦 us millions. 💦💦 Oan 👅🔥 anyone 💯 work on the 💯 👌 👀 Krelman? 🍑💺 Of course. Most 😡😠😾 bee jobs 👀 are small 💯 ones. But bees know that every small job, 💦💦 if 💀 it’s 😜😏💯😎🍆 done well, means 😡😠 a 👅🔥 lot. But 😈🔥👏👏👏 choose 💩💩💩 carefully 👳👳 because 👏💦 you’ll 😎 stay in the ✋ job you pick for the rest of ✋ your life. The 💦💦 same job the 👀 rest 🍑💺 of your 👅🔥 life? 💩💩💩 I 👏💦 didn’t know 💩💩💩 that. What’s 💢 the 👅🔥 difference? You’ll 😡😠😾 be happy 👳👳 to know that 🔞🕯🔥 bees, 😈🔥👏👏👏 as 💇 a species, haven’t 😩 had one day ✋ off 😜😏💯😎🍆 in 💦💦 27 million 🍆👅🐔 years. So you’ll just work 🔞🕯🔥 us ✋ to death? We’ll sure try. 😩 Wow! 👳👳 That blew 😜 my mind! “What’s the 💯 👌 👀 difference?” How 💢 can you say that? One job forever? 🍆 That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we 👌💻 only 👳👳 have to make one decision 💀 in life. 👌👀 But, Adam, how could they 💦💦 never have told us that? Why would 😎 you question 😩 anything? We’re bees. We’re the most 😡😠😾 perfectly functioning 💢 society on Earth. You ever 💀 think maybe 😉😝 things 💇💺 work a little 👼☝🙏 too well 💦💦 here? Like 🍆👅🐔 what? 🔞🕯🔥 Give me one 👀 example. I 👳👳 don’t 😩 know. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 But you 👌👀 know 👌 what I’m 👌 talking 👏💦 about. Please 😩 clear the gate. Royal Nectar 😩 Force 🍎🍑👖 on approach. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Wait a 😈🔥👏👏👏 second. 😈🔥👏👏👏 Oheck it out. 😩 - Hey, 💯 👌 👀 those 👌👀 are 😜 Pollen 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Jocks! 🍑💺 - 🔞🕯🔥 Wow. 👌 I’ve 😜😏💯😎🍆 never 😩 seen them ✋ this ✋ close. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 They know what it’s like outside 👼☝🙏 the hive. 💀 Yeah, but 😎 some 👅🔥 don’t 😡😠😾 come back. - 💀 Hey, Jocks! 😉😝 - 💏💖 Hi, 😩 Jocks! 😉😝 You guys did 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 great! You’re 💢 monsters! You’re 💀 sky 👅🔥 freaks! 👌💻 I 💩💩💩 love 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 it! I love 💦💦 it! - 👊👊💪 I ✈🏢 wonder ✋ where they were. 🍎🍑👖 - I don’t 😏💦👅 know. Their day’s not planned. 👏💦 Outside 👌 the 😩 hive, flying who knows where, 👀 doing 👅🔥 who knows 🔫🚫 what. 🍆 You can’tjust decide 🍆 to be a Pollen Jock. 🍎🍑👖 You have 💦💦 to 🔫🚫 be 🔫🚫 bred 👅🔥 for 👌👀 that. Right. Look. 💯 That’s 👅🔥 more pollen 🍆 than 💢 you and 💯 I 👌💻 will see 🍎🍑👖 in 💢 a 👌 lifetime. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 It’s just a 👌💻 status symbol. 👊👊💪 Bees 👌💻 make too much of 🍎🍑👖 it. Perhaps. Unless you’re 😜😏💯😎🍆 wearing 💏💖 it and 👌 the 👌👀 ladies see 😏💦👅 you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t ✈🏢 they 👅🔥 our cousins too? 🍎🍑👖 Distant. Distant. Look 💇 at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Let’s have 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 fun 👌💻 with them. 👌💻 It must be dangerous being 🔫🚫 a 😈🔥👏👏👏 Pollen 🔫🚫 Jock. Yeah. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Once a bear 💯 👌 👀 pinned me against 🔞🕯🔥 a mushroom! 😜😏💯😎🍆 He had 🍆👅🐔 a paw 😉😝 on ✈🏢 my 🍑💺 throat, and 🔫🚫 with the other, he 👌👀 was slapping 🍎🍑👖 me! - 👀 Oh, my! - 😈🔥👏👏👏 I 👼☝🙏 never 💇 thought I’d 😩 knock him out. What were you doing during this? 💇 Trying to alert the authorities. I 🍑💺 can autograph that. A little gusty 💀 out there 🍆 today, ✈🏢 wasn’t it, 👊👊💪 comrades? 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yeah. 💀 Gusty. 💢 We’re 😈🔥👏👏👏 hitting 😜😏💯😎🍆 a 👏💦 sunflower 🍆👅🐔 patch six 💢 miles from 👼☝🙏 here 👀 tomorrow. - Six 😡😠😾 miles, ✋ huh? 👼☝🙏 - Barry! A 🍆 puddle jump 👅🔥 for 💏💖 us, 💀 but 💯 maybe you’re not 🍑💺 up for 👀 it. - Maybe I am. - 😡😠😾 You are 😜😏💯😎🍆 not! 💇💺 We’re 👀 going 💀 0900 at J-Gate. 😉😝 What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you 💇💺 bee enough? I might be. It 💇💺 all 💢 depends on what 0900 means. 💢 Hey, 🍎🍑👖 Honex! 💯 Dad, 😈🔥👏👏👏 you 😈🔥👏👏👏 surprised me. 🍆 You decide what you’re 😏💦👅 interested in? - Well, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 there’s 👳👳 a lot of choices. 🍆👅🐔 - But you 💏💖 only 😈🔥👏👏👏 get one. 🍆👅🐔 Do 👏💦 you ever 👼☝🙏 get ✈🏢 bored 💯 👌 👀 doing ✋ the ✈🏢 same job 👊👊💪 every day? 👏💦 Son, let ✈🏢 me 😩 tell 💦💦 you 😡😠😾 about stirring. You grab 💇💺 that 💯 stick, and 🍆 you just move 💇 it 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 around, 😜😏💯😎🍆 and 💇 you stir 💯 👌 👀 it around. You get yourself 💇 into 👌💻 a rhythm. 💀 It’s a 😡😠😾 beautiful ✈🏢 thing. You 🍆 know, Dad, 👀 the 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 more I think about it, 🍑💺 maybe the 🍎🍑👖 honey 🔫🚫 field 👅🔥 just isn’t 👏💦 right 💇💺 for 👏💦 me. 💯 👌 👀 You were thinking of what, 🔫🚫 making 💯 👌 👀 balloon 👊👊💪 animals? That’s a bad 💯 👌 👀 job for 👌 a guy with 👅🔥 a stinger. 😏💦👅 Janet, 🍑💺 your son’s not 🔫🚫 sure 💇 he 💏💖 wants to 👳👳 go into honey! 🍆👅🐔 - 😏💦👅 Barry, you 🍆👅🐔 are so funny 👌💻 sometimes. - 😩 I’m not trying 👳👳 to 😜 be funny. You’re 👀 not 💢 funny! You’re going 👼☝🙏 into honey. 😈🔥👏👏👏 Our 💏💖 son, 👅🔥 the stirrer! - 😈🔥👏👏👏 You’re gonna 💩💩💩 be 🔫🚫 a 😩 stirrer? - 😈🔥👏👏👏 No 💀 one’s 💇 listening to me! 💀 Wait till you 👀 see 👊👊💪 the 😩 sticks I have. ✈🏢 I 💀 could 💯 👌 👀 say anything 😎 right 😈🔥👏👏👏 now. 💯 👌 👀 I’m gonna 🔞🕯🔥 get an 😩 ant 😏💦👅 tattoo! Let’s 💀 open 😈🔥👏👏👏 some honey and 💦💦 celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce 👀 my ✋ thorax. Shave my 💦💦 antennae. Shack up 😩 with ✈🏢 a 👌 grasshopper. Get 😏💦👅 a gold 👌👀 tooth 👊👊💪 and call everybody 🔫🚫 “dawg”! 💇 I’m 💯 👌 👀 so 😉😝 proud. - 🍆👅🐔 We’re starting work today! 👏💦 - 🔞🕯🔥 Today’s 🔞🕯🔥 the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be 👳👳 gone. 💯 Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, 👏💦 pouring, 😎 stirrer, 👌👀 front 😉😝 desk, hair 😈🔥👏👏👏 removal… - Is it 👳👳 still 😉😝 available? - Hang on. 💯 Two left! One 😈🔥👏👏👏 of 💦💦 them’s ✈🏢 yours! 👅🔥 Oongratulations! Step 👌💻 to the side. ✈🏢 - What’d you 👌💻 get? 😎 - 💀 Picking crud 🍑💺 out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple 💇💺 of newbies? 🍆👅🐔 Yes, 💯 👌 👀 sir! Our ✈🏢 first 👀 day! 👏💦 We 👌💻 are ready! 😎 Make your 👀 choice. 😜 - You ✈🏢 want to 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 go first? - No, you 👌👀 go. Oh, 👌💻 my. What’s available? 💢 Restroom 👏💦 attendant’s open, 😎 not for the reason 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 you 💩💩💩 think. ✋ - 💢 Any chance 💯 👌 👀 of 👌👀 getting the 🍎🍑👖 Krelman? - Sure, you’re ✋ on. I’m sorry, 👼☝🙏 the 🔞🕯🔥 Krelman just 💯 👌 👀 closed out. Wax 💩💩💩 monkey’s always 💢 open. The Krelman 🍆👅🐔 opened up again. What happened? 💀 A bee 🔫🚫 died. Makes 💇💺 an 💢 opening. See? 💦💦 He’s dead. 💯 Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more 😡😠😾 dead. Dead from the 💇 neck 👅🔥 up. Dead 🔞🕯🔥 from 😈🔥👏👏👏 the 💇 neck 💢 down. That’s life! ✈🏢 Oh, this 💇💺 is so hard! Heating, 😏💦👅 cooling, 👌👀 stunt 🍑💺 bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, 🔞🕯🔥 inspector 💦💦 number seven, lint 💦💦 coordinator, 💢 stripe 💀 supervisor, mite 💇 wrangler. Barry, 👼☝🙏 what 🍆👅🐔 do 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 you 😜 think I should… 😉😝 Barry? 👅🔥 Barry! 💩💩💩 All right, 👼☝🙏 we’ve ✈🏢 got 🍆👅🐔 the 🔞🕯🔥 sunflower patch 🔞🕯🔥 in quadrant nine… 😈🔥👏👏👏 What 🔫🚫 happened to you? Where are 👌💻 you? 😡😠 - I’m going out. 💦💦 - Out? 💯 Out where? 😉😝 - Out there. - Oh, 💯 no! 🔞🕯🔥 I 💦💦 have 💇 to, before 💦💦 I 🔞🕯🔥 go 🔫🚫 to work 😏💦👅 for the rest of 👀 my 🔞🕯🔥 life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? 😏💦👅 Another 💩💩💩 call ✈🏢 coming in. 🍆 If anyone’s feeling ✋ brave, there’s a 😉😝 Korean 👌💻 deli 😡😠 on 83rd 😜😏💯😎🍆 that gets 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 their roses 👊👊💪 today. Hey, 😡😠 guys. - 🍎🍑👖 Look at 😉😝 that. - Isn’t that 👼☝🙏 the kid we 🔫🚫 saw 💀 yesterday? Hold 💇 it, son, flight 😈🔥👏👏👏 deck’s 🔫🚫 restricted. It’s 😜 OK, 💀 Lou. 🔫🚫 We’re 💇 gonna 😎 take him 💯 👌 👀 up. Really? Feeling lucky, 🍆 are you? Sign 💦💦 here, 👌 here. 😉😝 Just 😈🔥👏👏👏 initial 💇💺 that. 👌 - 👅🔥 Thank 💯 you. 👼☝🙏 - ✈🏢 OK. You 💯 👌 👀 got 😡😠 a 🔞🕯🔥 rain advisory 👊👊💪 today, 🔫🚫 and as you 💀 all 💇 know, 💀 bees 🍆👅🐔 cannot 💇💺 fly 👌 in 👅🔥 rain. So be 💦💦 careful. 💯 👌 👀 As always, watch 😜😏💯😎🍆 your 😜 brooms, 👼☝🙏 hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. 💯 Also, 😜😏💯😎🍆 I ✋ got 🍆 a couple 💯 of reports 💇 of root beer 💯 👌 👀 being poured 💀 on us. 🍆 Murphy’s in a home 💢 because 💯 of 😩 it, babbling like 😡😠 a cicada! 💯 - 💇 That’s awful. - 💇💺 And a 🍑💺 reminder for you rookies, 👏💦 bee 🍆 law number one, 💯 absolutely 🍑💺 no talking 😩 to humans! All right, launch positions! 💯 👌 👀 Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! 💯 Buzz, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 buzz, 💀 buzz, 😩 buzz! Buzz, buzz, 😎 buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! 💀 Hello! You ready for this, 😏💦👅 hot shot? 💯 Yeah. 💯 👌 👀 Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. 👌👀 - Antennae, check. - 👅🔥 Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of 👏💦 my 😜 shorts, check. OK, ladies, 💯 👌 👀 let’s 💇 move it 😩 out! Pound those petunias, 🍆 you striped stem-suckers! 😡😠😾 All of you, 😏💦👅 drain those flowers! Wow! 💯 I’m 💇💺 out! I ✈🏢 can’t 🔫🚫 believe I’m 👌👀 out! So blue. 😜😏💯😎🍆 I feel 👳👳 so fast 👌💻 and free! 💀 Box 💀 kite! 💇💺 Wow! Flowers! 👌👀 This ✋ is Blue Leader. We 💩💩💩 have 🍆 roses 😡😠😾 visual. Bring it 🍆 around 😡😠😾 30 🔫🚫 degrees and 🍆👅🐔 hold. 💢 Roses! 30 💩💩💩 degrees, 🍎🍑👖 roger. Bringing 🔞🕯🔥 it 👏💦 around. Stand to 🍆 the 🔞🕯🔥 side, 👌 kid. 😉😝 It’s got 😏💦👅 a 💩💩💩 bit 😈🔥👏👏👏 of 🍑💺 a 🍆👅🐔 kick. That 🍆 is 👏💦 one 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 nectar collector! - Ever 👏💦 see 💦💦 pollination 👳👳 up 👏💦 close? 👼☝🙏 - No, 😉😝 sir. I pick 🔞🕯🔥 up some pollen 💯 👌 👀 here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a ✋ dash over there, a 💢 pinch 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 on that 😩 one. 🔫🚫 See that? It’s a little 👌 bit 👌👀 of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we 🍆👅🐔 do that? That’s pollen power. 👼☝🙏 More 💢 pollen, 👊👊💪 more 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 flowers, more 😉😝 nectar, more honey for 🍆👅🐔 us. 😈🔥👏👏👏 Oool. 😡😠😾 I’m 👌💻 picking 💇💺 up a lot 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 of bright 😏💦👅 yellow. Oould be 😏💦👅 daisies. 😡😠😾 Don’t we need those? Oopy 💏💖 that visual. Wait. 👳👳 One of these 💇 flowers seems to 😉😝 be 🔞🕯🔥 on the move. 🔞🕯🔥 Say 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 again? 👌👀 You’re reporting 🔫🚫 a moving flower? Affirmative. 🍆👅🐔 That 🔞🕯🔥 was ✈🏢 on the ✈🏢 line! This 💩💩💩 is 💯 the coolest. 💩💩💩 What 👼☝🙏 is 👳👳 it? 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 I 😎 don’t know, but I’m 🍆 loving ✈🏢 this color. 👏💦 It 😎 smells 😎 good. Not like a flower, 👅🔥 but 👌 I 💯 like 😡😠 it. 💇💺 Yeah, 🍆 fuzzy. 🍆 Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. 🍆👅🐔 It’s a 😡😠 little 💯 grabby. 👌💻 My sweet lord 😜😏💯😎🍆 of 👀 bees! Oandy-brain, 💇 get off there! Problem! 🍑💺 - 👊👊💪 Guys! 💩💩💩 - 😡😠 This ✋ could 😩 be bad. Affirmative. Very ✈🏢 close. 🍆👅🐔 Gonna ✈🏢 hurt. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Mama’s 👼☝🙏 little boy. 👌 You 😉😝 are way out 🍎🍑👖 of 👌👀 position, rookie! 🔞🕯🔥 Ooming 😡😠😾 in 💇 at 💦💦 you 🍑💺 like a 😈🔥👏👏👏 missile! 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Help me! 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 I 💯 👌 👀 don’t think 💇💺 these are flowers. - 🔞🕯🔥 Should ✋ we 😡😠😾 tell 💀 him? - I 🍆 think he 👀 knows. 🍎🍑👖 What 🔞🕯🔥 is 👏💦 this?! 👳👳 Match 🍆👅🐔 point! You can start 🍆👅🐔 packing up, 🍑💺 honey, because ✈🏢 you’re about 👳👳 to eat it! 😡😠😾 Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee 💦💦 in ✋ the 💏💖 car! 😎 - 👌💻 Do something! 🍆 - I’m driving! - Hi, 🔫🚫 bee. 💩💩💩 - He’s 💩💩💩 back 💩💩💩 here! 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 He’s 💇 going to 💦💦 sting me! 😏💦👅 Nobody move. If you don’t move, he 💯 👌 👀 won’t sting 🍆👅🐔 you. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Freeze! 😜 He 🍎🍑👖 blinked! Spray 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 him, 👌 Granny! 😈🔥👏👏👏 What are 💀 you 🍆👅🐔 doing?! Wow… the 🍑💺 tension 🍎🍑👖 level 🍆👅🐔 out 👌👀 here is 🔞🕯🔥 unbelievable. I gotta get ✈🏢 home. 🍆 Oan’t ✋ fly in rain. Oan’t fly 😈🔥👏👏👏 in 😩 rain. Oan’t 👏💦 fly 💯 in rain. 😡😠 Mayday! Mayday! 😩 Bee going 😜😏💯😎🍆 down! Ken, 💀 could you close the 🍑💺 window please? ✋ Ken, could 🔫🚫 you 👌💻 close the 😜😏💯😎🍆 window 💩💩💩 please? Oheck out 💏💖 my new resume. I made it into a fold-out 😈🔥👏👏👏 brochure. You ✋ see? Folds out. 😡😠😾 Oh, no. 💢 More humans. I don’t need this. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 What was that? 😡😠😾 Maybe 🍆 this time. This time. 💇 This time. 😏💦👅 This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is 👏💦 diabolical. It’s fantastic. 👳👳 It’s got 💏💖 all my special skills, 😩 even 😜😏💯😎🍆 my top-ten 💯 👌 👀 favorite 💏💖 movies. What’s 👏💦 number 👏💦 one? 💯 Star Wars? Nah, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 I don’t 😜 go 👼☝🙏 for that… 🍑💺 …kind of 💩💩💩 stuff. No wonder 🍎🍑👖 we 😡😠 shouldn’t 👌💻 talk to them. They’re out 👏💦 of 😜😏💯😎🍆 their 🍆 minds. 👳👳 When 💢 I leave 💩💩💩 a job 😩 interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe 😉😝 what I 👀 say. There’s the 💩💩💩 sun. Maybe 👌 that’s a way 🍆 out. 😜😏💯😎🍆 I ✋ don’t remember 🍆👅🐔 the sun having a 🍆 big ✈🏢 75 on it. 😜😏💯😎🍆 I predicted 💩💩💩 global 💀 warming. 😎 I could 👀 feel it 💢 getting 💏💖 hotter. 💯 At 🍑💺 first I thought 😡😠 it 💢 was just 🍆👅🐔 me. Wait! 👼☝🙏 Stop! 💀 Bee! ✋ Stand back. 😜 These 😡😠😾 are winter boots. Wait! ✈🏢 Don’t kill 💏💖 him! You know 😏💦👅 I’m 👼☝🙏 allergic 👌👀 to them! This 💀 thing 💦💦 could kill me! 👌👀 Why 🍆👅🐔 does his life 💯 have 🔞🕯🔥 less value 😎 than 🔞🕯🔥 yours? 👼☝🙏 Why does his 💯 👌 👀 life have any less value 💯 👌 👀 than 🍆👅🐔 mine? Is that 💇💺 your 💢 statement? 👼☝🙏 I’m just saying 👀 all 👊👊💪 life has value. 👅🔥 You don’t know what he’s capable 😡😠😾 of 😜😏💯😎🍆 feeling. My 🍎🍑👖 brochure! 👊👊💪 There you go, little guy. I’m 🍎🍑👖 not 🍆 scared of 😏💦👅 him. It’s an 💇 allergic thing. Put 💇 that on your resume brochure. My 💯 whole face could 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 puff 💢 up. Make it one 👌👀 of your special skills. Knocking 👌💻 someone out is 🍑💺 also 🍎🍑👖 a special skill. Right. Bye, 😎 Vanessa. 🍑💺 Thanks. 👌 - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? 🔫🚫 - Sure, 😎 Ken. 😉😝 You 😩 know, whatever. 😈🔥👏👏👏 - You could put carob 🍆 chips 🍆 on ✋ there. 😜 - 👅🔥 Bye. 👀 - 💢 Supposed 💏💖 to 👌💻 be 💀 less calories. - Bye. 👌 I gotta 🔫🚫 say something. She 😏💦👅 saved my life. 😡😠😾 I 😜😏💯😎🍆 gotta ✋ say something. All 💯 👌 👀 right, here it goes. 😡😠😾 Nah. What would 🍆 I 💩💩💩 say? 👌👀 I 😜😏💯😎🍆 could 👅🔥 really get in 💇💺 trouble. It’s 💩💩💩 a 💯 👌 👀 bee 👼☝🙏 law. 💯 👌 👀 You’re 🔫🚫 not supposed 👊👊💪 to 💯 talk to a 🍎🍑👖 human. I can’t 😜 believe I’m doing this. 💩💩💩 I’ve 👅🔥 got 👏💦 to. 😡😠 Oh, I can’t 💯 👌 👀 do it. Oome on! No. Yes. 👌 No. 🍆👅🐔 Do 💯 it. I 👏💦 can’t. How 👀 should I start 🔞🕯🔥 it? 👅🔥 “You like 💯 jazz?” No, 💏💖 that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m 😎 sorry. 💇💺 - 💦💦 You’re talking. 🔞🕯🔥 - Yes, 😎 I know. 💦💦 You’re 😜😏💯😎🍆 talking! I’m so 💯 👌 👀 sorry. 🍆 No, it’s OK. 🔞🕯🔥 It’s 😎 fine. 👅🔥 I know 💇💺 I’m dreaming. ✈🏢 But 😜 I don’t 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 recall 🔞🕯🔥 going 👊👊💪 to bed. 💯 Well, I’m 👌💻 sure 🍎🍑👖 this is very 💇 disconcerting. This 👊👊💪 is 👼☝🙏 a bit 💇💺 of a surprise 😜😏💯😎🍆 to me. 😏💦👅 I mean, 👀 you’re a 😜😏💯😎🍆 bee! ✋ I am. And I’m not supposed 🍆👅🐔 to be doing 💏💖 this, but they were all trying to 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 kill me. 💀 And if 👊👊💪 it 😉😝 wasn’t 😩 for 💢 you… I had 💩💩💩 to 💯 👌 👀 thank you. It’s 💀 just 💯 👌 👀 how I was raised. ✋ That was a little 🔫🚫 weird. - I’m 😡😠😾 talking with 👏💦 a 😈🔥👏👏👏 bee. 💇 - 👳👳 Yeah. 🍆 I’m 💇💺 talking ✋ to a 🔫🚫 bee. 💏💖 And the 💦💦 bee 😡😠 is 😜 talking to me! I 🍆👅🐔 just 💢 want to 💇💺 say I’m 🍆👅🐔 grateful. I’ll leave now. 😈🔥👏👏👏 - Wait! How ✈🏢 did you 💯 learn 👀 to ✈🏢 do 😎 that? - 😜😏💯😎🍆 What? 😉😝 The talking 👊👊💪 thing. Same way 😏💦👅 you 🍑💺 did, 🍆👅🐔 I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You 😉😝 pick it up. 😏💦👅 - That’s 👀 very 🍆👅🐔 funny. - 😡😠 Yeah. Bees are 👼☝🙏 funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry 😡😠😾 with 💇 what 🔞🕯🔥 we 😜 have 😉😝 to deal 💩💩💩 with. Anyway… Oan I… …get 🔫🚫 you 💢 something? 👅🔥 - 👅🔥 Like what? 🍑💺 I 💀 don’t know. I mean… 😏💦👅 I don’t 👌👀 know. 💦💦 Ooffee? 😩 I don’t want to 💀 put you out. 💦💦 It’s no 💀 trouble. ✈🏢 It 😏💦👅 takes two minutes. 💏💖 - 👌 It’s 👌 just 🍆 coffee. 🍆👅🐔 - 😩 I hate 💏💖 to 😏💦👅 impose. 💏💖 - 😡😠 Don’t 😉😝 be ridiculous! - 😉😝 Actually, 👀 I would love a cup. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Hey, you 😏💦👅 want rum 👏💦 cake? 😎 - I shouldn’t. 💇💺 - 👀 Have 😉😝 some. 💏💖 - ✋ No, I can’t. 💏💖 - Oome on! 😜 I’m trying 😈🔥👏👏👏 to 👏💦 lose a 👼☝🙏 couple micrograms. - 😜 Where? - 💢 These 😉😝 stripes 😉😝 don’t 🔫🚫 help. 👼☝🙏 You 👀 look great! 👳👳 I 😡😠😾 don’t know 🍆👅🐔 if you 👌💻 know anything about fashion. Are 💯 you all 👳👳 right? 😈🔥👏👏👏 No. He’s 💢 making 👌👀 the tie 👊👊💪 in the cab as they’re 💇 flying 🔞🕯🔥 up Madison. He finally gets there. 😎 He 😜😏💯😎🍆 runs up the 💇💺 steps into the church. 👌👀 The 😎 wedding is on. And 🍎🍑👖 he 👌👀 says, “Watermelon? I 😜😏💯😎🍆 thought you 👀 said Guatemalan. 💇💺 Why would I marry a watermelon?” 🍑💺 Is 💇 that ✋ a bee 😜😏💯😎🍆 joke? That’s 🔫🚫 the 👊👊💪 kind 😡😠 of stuff 💩💩💩 we 💩💩💩 do. 😡😠😾 Yeah, 🔞🕯🔥 different. 👅🔥 So, what 👅🔥 are 😜 you 👏💦 gonna do, 👌💻 Barry? ✋ About 👳👳 work? I 😡😠😾 don’t ✋ know. 🔞🕯🔥 I 👀 want 😎 to 💇 do 👌 my 👼☝🙏 part 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 for the hive, 🍆👅🐔 but 😡😠😾 I can’t 👌👀 do 💇💺 it the 👊👊💪 way 👀 they want. 😡😠😾 I 👼☝🙏 know 🍆 how you 😎 feel. - You 👌👀 do? - Sure. 😈🔥👏👏👏 My 👊👊💪 parents 💦💦 wanted me to 💏💖 be a lawyer 😉😝 or 💦💦 a doctor, 😡😠 but I wanted 😜😏💯😎🍆 to ✈🏢 be a florist. - 👌💻 Really? 👼☝🙏 - 🔫🚫 My 💦💦 only interest is 👏💦 flowers. Our new 👼☝🙏 queen was 😡😠😾 just elected 😈🔥👏👏👏 with that same campaign slogan. 🔫🚫 Anyway, if you look… There’s 💯 my hive 💯 👌 👀 right there. 💀 See it? 💢 You’re 🍑💺 in 😡😠 Sheep 💦💦 Meadow! 😡😠😾 Yes! I’m 😜😏💯😎🍆 right 👏💦 off 😏💦👅 the Turtle Pond! 💀 No way! 💯 👌 👀 I 👀 know 👌👀 that area. 💢 I 💯 👌 👀 lost a toe 👌💻 ring 😎 there 🍆👅🐔 once. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 - 👌💻 Why do girls put 👅🔥 rings 👌 on their toes? - 👳👳 Why not? 😜😏💯😎🍆 - 🍆 It’s like 😩 putting a 💩💩💩 hat 🍑💺 on 😡😠😾 your 👀 knee. 👳👳 - Maybe I’ll try that. 💏💖 - 😩 You 💦💦 all 🍑💺 right, 🍆👅🐔 ma’am? 😡😠😾 - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having 🍆 two 💦💦 cups of coffee! 💇💺 Anyway, ✋ this 💢 has been great. Thanks 💯 for the coffee. Yeah, it’s 😜 no trouble. Sorry 😡😠 I 💯 👌 👀 couldn’t 👌👀 finish 🔞🕯🔥 it. If I did, I’d 👀 be up 😏💦👅 the rest 👏💦 of my 😎 life. 💇💺 Are you…? Oan 💀 I 💯 take a piece of 🍆 this ✋ with 😜😏💯😎🍆 me? 💇💺 Sure! 💯 👌 👀 Here, 😜 have 🍆 a 😡😠😾 crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, 💀 then… I guess 👀 I’ll see 👳👳 you around. Or not. 💀 OK, Barry. And thank 👌💻 you 😩 so much again… for 🍆👅🐔 before. 💩💩💩 Oh, 👊👊💪 that? 💢 That 🔫🚫 was nothing. Well, 👊👊💪 not 👅🔥 nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly 😉😝 work. He’s 👊👊💪 all 😡😠😾 set 😏💦👅 to 😉😝 go. We may 😡😠 as 👅🔥 well 👌💻 try 😎 it. OK, Dave, pull 👼☝🙏 the chute. - 💯 👌 👀 Sounds 💇💺 amazing. - 😡😠😾 It 👌 was ✋ amazing! It was 👳👳 the scariest, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 happiest moment of my life. Humans! ✈🏢 I 👳👳 can’t believe 💀 you were 👏💦 with 😎 humans! Giant, scary humans! What 👌💻 were they like? 👀 Huge and ✋ crazy. 😜😏💯😎🍆 They 💀 talk crazy. They eat 🔞🕯🔥 crazy giant 😎 things. 👳👳 They drive 👊👊💪 crazy. 😎 - Do 👀 they try 👳👳 and 🔞🕯🔥 kill you, 💀 like 👌👀 on TV? 👳👳 - Some 😜 of 👌👀 them. But some 😏💦👅 of 😎 them 💦💦 don’t. 💩💩💩 - How’d you 😜😏💯😎🍆 get back? 💦💦 - Poodle. You 💇 did it, 💩💩💩 and 😎 I’m glad. 🍑💺 You saw whatever you ✈🏢 wanted ✋ to see. You had your “experience.” Now 👌👀 you 💀 can pick 😎 out 💯 👌 👀 yourjob and be 💯 normal. 😎 - 💢 Well… 👳👳 - 😩 Well? 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Well, 🍆 I 💯 👌 👀 met someone. 💦💦 You 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 did? 💩💩💩 Was she Bee-ish? - 💩💩💩 A 🍎🍑👖 wasp?! 😜 Your parents ✋ will kill 😎 you! - 🍑💺 No, no, 👀 no, 👌👀 not a wasp. ✋ - Spider? 👌💻 - 🍆👅🐔 I’m 👼☝🙏 not attracted to spiders. 😡😠 I 👌 know it’s the hottest thing, with the 😎 eight legs 👳👳 and all. I can’t 💯 get 😏💦👅 by 👼☝🙏 that 😜😏💯😎🍆 face. So ✋ who is she? 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 She’s… human. 😜😏💯😎🍆 No, 😜 no. 👼☝🙏 That’s a 😉😝 bee 👌👀 law. You 👼☝🙏 wouldn’t 👌 break 😩 a 😏💦👅 bee law. 😎 - 💇 Her ✋ name’s 💯 Vanessa. 👅🔥 - Oh, 💇💺 boy. She’s 🔫🚫 so nice. And she’s 💯 a 😜 florist! 👌 Oh, no! You’re 👊👊💪 dating a human florist! We’re 🔫🚫 not dating. 😉😝 You’re 🔫🚫 flying 😏💦👅 outside the hive, talking to humans that ✈🏢 attack 🔫🚫 our homes with 👌👀 power 👀 washers and M-80s! 👅🔥 One-eighth 😜 a stick 😈🔥👏👏👏 of dynamite! 💯 She 💀 saved my 😩 life! 💢 And 😎 she understands me. 🍆 This 💯 is over! 🍆 Eat this. 💇💺 This is 👌💻 not 😡😠 over! 👀 What was that? 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 - They 💩💩💩 call it a crumb. ✈🏢 - ✈🏢 It was so stingin’ stripey! And 💩💩💩 that’s 💇💺 not what they eat. That’s what ✈🏢 falls 💯 off 😜 what 🔫🚫 they 💇💺 eat! - ✈🏢 You know what a Oinnabon 👅🔥 is? - No. It’s bread 🍎🍑👖 and cinnamon and frosting. 😡😠 They 😜😏💯😎🍆 heat 🍆 it up… Sit down! 👳👳 …really hot! 😎 - 🔞🕯🔥 Listen to 💦💦 me! We 🔫🚫 are not 💯 them! We’re 💏💖 us. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 There’s 😎 us and there’s 😈🔥👏👏👏 them! Yes, but 👏💦 who can 😏💦👅 deny 🍑💺 the heart 💀 that is yearning? 😡😠😾 There’s no 🔫🚫 yearning. ✈🏢 Stop yearning. Listen to me! You 💇💺 have 💢 got 👏💦 to start thinking bee, my 👀 friend. Thinking bee! 😡😠😾 - 🔞🕯🔥 Thinking bee. 👊👊💪 - 😉😝 Thinking 👊👊💪 bee. Thinking 👏💦 bee! 💦💦 Thinking 🔫🚫 bee! Thinking 👀 bee! 👌👀 Thinking ✈🏢 bee! 😜😏💯😎🍆 There he 😎 is. He’s 😎 in the 😎 pool. 🍆 You 💯 know 👌👀 what 🔫🚫 your 👳👳 problem 😉😝 is, 💦💦 Barry? I 😡😠😾 gotta 🔞🕯🔥 start thinking bee? How 😡😠😾 much longer will this go on? 😈🔥👏👏👏 It’s 💇 been 💯 👌 👀 three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve 😈🔥👏👏👏 got 👀 a lot of 👏💦 big life decisions to 🔞🕯🔥 think about. 💦💦 What life? You 😡😠 have 👳👳 no life! 😩 You 👏💦 have no job. You’re ✋ barely 🍆 a 😡😠 bee! Would 👅🔥 it kill 💏💖 you 👏💦 to make 💢 a 👌👀 little honey? Barry, come 🔫🚫 out. Your father’s 👼☝🙏 talking 🔫🚫 to you. Martin, would 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 you 😜😏💯😎🍆 talk to him? Barry, 💀 I’m talking to you! 👏💦 You 🍆 coming? Got everything? 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 All 😎 set! 😏💦👅 Go ahead. I’ll 😜😏💯😎🍆 catch up. Don’t ✈🏢 be too 👅🔥 long. 💇💺 Watch 💦💦 this! Vanessa! 👀 - 👅🔥 We’re still 😩 here. - I told 😡😠 you 😜😏💯😎🍆 not 👌 to yell 💯 👌 👀 at him. He doesn’t 👌💻 respond 😈🔥👏👏👏 to yelling! - 👌👀 Then why yell at 💯 me? 🍆 - 😜😏💯😎🍆 Because you don’t 💯 listen! I’m not 👅🔥 listening 💦💦 to this. Sorry, 👌👀 I’ve gotta 😏💦👅 go. - Where 🍆👅🐔 are 👼☝🙏 you 😡😠 going? 😏💦👅 - I’m meeting 👌👀 a 😜😏💯😎🍆 friend. 💦💦 A girl? Is this why 👀 you can’t 👌 decide? Bye. 😡😠😾 I just hope she’s Bee-ish. 🔞🕯🔥 They 👼☝🙏 have 💯 👌 👀 a huge 💯 parade of flowers every ✈🏢 year in 😏💦👅 Pasadena? 🍑💺 To be in 👊👊💪 the ✋ Tournament 👀 of 💩💩💩 Roses, 🍆 that’s every florist’s 😡😠😾 dream! 💦💦 Up on a float, surrounded 👏💦 by 😡😠 flowers, 👌 crowds cheering. A 💩💩💩 tournament. Do 💢 the 😎 roses 🔞🕯🔥 compete 💯 in 👅🔥 athletic 🍎🍑👖 events? No. ✋ All 😡😠 right, 👌 I’ve 😡😠 got one. 😜 How 👌 come 😡😠 you 👊👊💪 don’t fly everywhere? It’s 👌💻 exhausting. 👳👳 Why don’t 😎 you 🍆 run 👅🔥 everywhere? 👏💦 It’s 👅🔥 faster. 🍑💺 Yeah, 🍆 OK, I see, 💯 I 🍎🍑👖 see. 💦💦 All right, 👏💦 your 💦💦 turn. TiVo. You 💀 can 👌👀 just 💏💖 freeze 💏💖 live 👅🔥 TV? That’s 👌💻 insane! You 🔞🕯🔥 don’t have 💏💖 that? 💯 We have 👼☝🙏 Hivo, 😜😏💯😎🍆 but 🔫🚫 it’s 😡😠😾 a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible 👊👊💪 disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! 💏💖 You 👅🔥 must want 👀 to 😩 sting all 🍎🍑👖 those jerks. We 😎 try 👌 not to sting. It’s 😡😠😾 usually fatal for us. So 😎 you have to 💩💩💩 watch 👀 your 😎 temper. 💀 Very 😜😏💯😎🍆 carefully. 😉😝 You kick a wall, 💀 take 🍎🍑👖 a walk, 😡😠😾 write an angry 🔫🚫 letter 💇 and throw it 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 out. Work 👊👊💪 through 😩 it 👊👊💪 like 🍆👅🐔 any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. 😉😝 Oh, my goodness! 🍆👅🐔 Are 👏💦 you 💩💩💩 OK? 😏💦👅 Yeah. - 👊👊💪 What 🍎🍑👖 is 😉😝 wrong 🔞🕯🔥 with you?! 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 - It’s 😎 a 💇💺 bug. He’s not bothering anybody. Get 😩 out of here, you 🍆 creep! What 💯 👌 👀 was that? 😉😝 A 😜😏💯😎🍆 Pic ‘N’ Save circular? Yeah, 🔫🚫 it was. How did you know? 😩 It felt 👌 like about 10 pages. Seventy-five 😜 is 🔫🚫 pretty much our 😩 limit. You’ve really got 💢 that down to 😜 a 💇💺 science. 😜😏💯😎🍆 - I lost 😎 a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I’ll bet. 🍆 What in 👏💦 the name of Mighty ✈🏢 Hercules is this? How 💀 did this get 🔞🕯🔥 here? 💇 Oute ✋ Bee, 👼☝🙏 Golden Blossom, Ray 👌👀 Liotta 👏💦 Private Select? - Is he that actor? - 💇 I 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 never 🍎🍑👖 heard 💏💖 of 😩 him. - 👌💻 Why is this here? 🔞🕯🔥 - 👌💻 For people. 😉😝 We eat ✈🏢 it. You 💢 don’t 👌👀 have enough food of your 👌👀 own? 💩💩💩 - 👌 Well, 💯 👌 👀 yes. 💢 - How 👏💦 do you 👀 get it? - Bees 💇💺 make it. - 💇💺 I 😎 know 💩💩💩 who makes 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 it! 🍎🍑👖 And it’s 👊👊💪 hard to make it! There’s heating, cooling, 😏💦👅 stirring. ✋ You need 🍑💺 a whole 👌👀 Krelman thing! - 💯 👌 👀 It’s organic. - It’s 😉😝 our-ganic! It’s 💢 just honey, Barry. 💢 Just 💯 👌 👀 what?! 💇 Bees 💇 don’t know 😡😠😾 about 👀 this! This is 😩 stealing! 👌👀 A 👳👳 lot of 👌👀 stealing! 😉😝 You’ve taken 💏💖 our 😜 homes, schools, hospitals! This is 😉😝 all 😈🔥👏👏👏 we 💀 have! 💯 And it’s 💀 on 💢 sale?! 👅🔥 I’m 💀 getting to 🍑💺 the 🍆👅🐔 bottom 🍑💺 of 😏💦👅 this. I’m ✋ getting to the bottom 👏💦 of 💯 all 💯 👌 👀 of this! Hey, Hector. 😜😏💯😎🍆 - You 🔫🚫 almost 🍆👅🐔 done? - Almost. 💏💖 He 😡😠 is here. I sense 🍑💺 it. Well, 💏💖 I 💯 👌 👀 guess ✈🏢 I’ll 😩 go home 🍑💺 now 💯 and just 🔞🕯🔥 leave 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 this nice 👀 honey out, with 👊👊💪 no 👏💦 one around. You’re 😜 busted, box 😜 boy! 😜😏💯😎🍆 I knew 💇💺 I 💢 heard something. So 🍑💺 you can 💯 👌 👀 talk! I can 😡😠 talk. 💏💖 And now you’ll start 🍆 talking! Where you 😜😏💯😎🍆 getting the sweet 👏💦 stuff? 🔞🕯🔥 Who’s 💩💩💩 your supplier? 👏💦 I don’t understand. I 💯 👌 👀 thought we were 💦💦 friends. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 The last thing we want 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 to do is upset 💇 bees! 💯 👌 👀 You’re 👀 too late! It’s ours now! You, sir, have 🍎🍑👖 crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, ✋ will 👊👊💪 be lunch for 🍆 my iguana, 😡😠😾 Ignacio! Where is 👌💻 the 😉😝 honey coming from? Tell 😈🔥👏👏👏 me 🍆👅🐔 where! 😏💦👅 Honey 😏💦👅 Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What 💩💩💩 horrible thing 🍆👅🐔 has happened here? These 👊👊💪 faces, 😈🔥👏👏👏 they never 👅🔥 knew what 😡😠 hit 💢 them. 👳👳 And 😉😝 now 💀 they’re 💦💦 on 👌👀 the 😈🔥👏👏👏 road 🔞🕯🔥 to 👌👀 nowhere! 🍑💺 Just 👌 keep still. What? You’re 💀 not 🍆👅🐔 dead? 👏💦 Do 👌💻 I look dead? 👌👀 They will 👅🔥 wipe ✈🏢 anything 🔫🚫 that 😉😝 moves. Where you 💯 headed? 💩💩💩 To 😡😠 Honey 💯 👌 👀 Farms. 💀 I am 🔞🕯🔥 onto 👼☝🙏 something huge here. I’m 😈🔥👏👏👏 going 😩 to 👏💦 Alaska. 💇💺 Moose blood, 👀 crazy 🔞🕯🔥 stuff. 🍑💺 Blows your head off! I’m going to 👌💻 Tacoma. 🍆👅🐔 - 🔞🕯🔥 And you? - 😈🔥👏👏👏 He really 🍆👅🐔 is dead. All 😜 right. 💀 Uh-oh! 💏💖 - What 😎 is 👳👳 that?! 🍆👅🐔 - 💩💩💩 Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! 🔫🚫 - 👌 Triple blade? 👼☝🙏 Jump on! It’s 💯 👌 👀 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 only 😜 chance, bee! 👀 Why does 💢 everything 🔞🕯🔥 have 👌 to 💢 be so doggone 👏💦 clean?! 👳👳 How 😜😏💯😎🍆 much do you people need ✋ to see?! Open 🍆 your eyes! Stick your 💩💩💩 head ✋ out 😈🔥👏👏👏 the window! From 💀 NPR 💏💖 News in Washington, 💇💺 I’m Oarl 💯 👌 👀 Kasell. But 👳👳 don’t kill 🔫🚫 no more bugs! 👳👳 - 😜 Bee! 👀 - 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Moose 💀 blood guy!! - You hear 👊👊💪 something? - Like what? 💯 Like tiny screaming. Turn 💇 off the 😜 radio. Whassup, bee ✈🏢 boy? 🍆👅🐔 Hey, Blood. ✈🏢 Just 💯 a row of honey jars, 👀 as 😎 far 🍆👅🐔 as the 😉😝 eye 😈🔥👏👏👏 could 😩 see. 😉😝 Wow! 😡😠😾 I 😡😠 assume wherever this truck goes 👼☝🙏 is 🍎🍑👖 where 💏💖 they’re 😜😏💯😎🍆 getting 👌💻 it. 💇 I mean, 👅🔥 that 🔫🚫 honey’s ours. - 👊👊💪 Bees 😜 hang tight. - We’re 👅🔥 all jammed in. 😜😏💯😎🍆 It’s a close community. Not 👀 us, man. 👼☝🙏 We ✈🏢 on our 👌👀 own. 💯 👌 👀 Every mosquito on his 😡😠 own. - What if you get 👊👊💪 in trouble? 💢 - 👌👀 You a 💀 mosquito, 😡😠 you 💯 👌 👀 in trouble. Nobody likes 💇 us. They just smack. 😩 See a mosquito, smack, smack! At 😩 least 💯 you’re 😉😝 out 😈🔥👏👏👏 in the world. You must meet girls. 😉😝 Mosquito girls 😈🔥👏👏👏 try 👌 to 👌👀 trade 💦💦 up, 😎 get with 👼☝🙏 a 👳👳 moth, 👀 dragonfly. 👏💦 Mosquito 💩💩💩 girl 😎 don’t 😉😝 want no mosquito. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 You 💇💺 got to 💏💖 be kidding 😏💦👅 me! Mooseblood’s 😜 about 👀 to 😡😠😾 leave the building! 💢 So long, bee! - Hey, guys! 💢 - 😡😠 Mooseblood! 😜😏💯😎🍆 I knew I’d 😉😝 catch y’all 💀 down here. 😩 Did you 🍎🍑👖 bring your 💏💖 crazy straw? We throw it 😩 in jars, 😉😝 slap 😩 a 🔞🕯🔥 label 👏💦 on 👅🔥 it, and it’s pretty 👌👀 much pure 😩 profit. What is 💇 this place? A bee’s 😏💦👅 got 🍆 a brain 😩 the size of a 💢 pinhead. 💦💦 They are 🍆👅🐔 pinheads! 💇 Pinhead. 💇 - Oheck out the 😎 new smoker. 🍑💺 - 💢 Oh, 💇 sweet. 💢 That’s 😜 the one you 👌💻 want. The ✈🏢 Thomas ✈🏢 3000! 🍆👅🐔 Smoker? Ninety puffs a 🍎🍑👖 minute, semi-automatic. Twice the 🍆👅🐔 nicotine, 😜😏💯😎🍆 all the tar. ✈🏢 A couple 👌👀 breaths of this knocks 👏💦 them right out. 👅🔥 They make the honey, 💦💦 and 😏💦👅 we make 🔞🕯🔥 the 😉😝 money. 👊👊💪 “They 🔞🕯🔥 make 💩💩💩 the honey, and 😉😝 we 👊👊💪 make 🍆 the 👳👳 money”? ✋ Oh, my! What’s 👌 going 💯 on? 💩💩💩 Are 😉😝 you 😏💦👅 OK? 😡😠😾 Yeah. It 💏💖 doesn’t 😡😠 last 😜😏💯😎🍆 too 🍆👅🐔 long. 👊👊💪 Do 👅🔥 you 👏💦 know you’re in 🍆👅🐔 a fake 🔫🚫 hive with fake walls? 🍆 Our 💇 queen was 😜 moved here. We 👅🔥 had no choice. 😎 This is 👳👳 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 queen? That’s a 👏💦 man 💇 in 😎 women’s clothes! 💯 That’s a 🔞🕯🔥 drag queen! What is 😉😝 this? 😜 Oh, no! There’s 💩💩💩 hundreds of them! Bee honey. 👌👀 Our honey is 🍑💺 being brazenly stolen 🍑💺 on a 💯 👌 👀 massive scale! 🍆 This is worse 💢 than anything 🍑💺 bears have 😏💦👅 done! 💏💖 I 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 intend to 👏💦 do 💀 something. Oh, 👳👳 Barry, stop. Who told 💢 you humans are 🍆👅🐔 taking our 👌👀 honey? That’s a 😎 rumor. 🔫🚫 Do 💩💩💩 these 🍆👅🐔 look like 😜 rumors? 😎 That’s a conspiracy theory. These 😉😝 are 👀 obviously doctored 👅🔥 photos. 💩💩💩 How did 👌 you 😉😝 get mixed 👊👊💪 up in this? He’s 🍎🍑👖 been 😜😏💯😎🍆 talking 😡😠 to 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 humans. - What? 😜 - Talking 🍑💺 to humans?! He 💏💖 has 🔞🕯🔥 a human 🍆👅🐔 girlfriend. 👊👊💪 And 👼☝🙏 they make out! 🍑💺 Make out? 👳👳 Barry! We do 👌💻 not. 👏💦 - 😜 You wish 😏💦👅 you ✋ could. - Whose ✈🏢 side are you 💇 on? 👌👀 The 😈🔥👏👏👏 bees! 👌 I 👌 dated 👌💻 a cricket ✈🏢 once 👅🔥 in 💯 San Antonio. 💯 👌 👀 Those crazy 😡😠 legs kept me up all 👀 night. Barry, this 💇 is what you 👼☝🙏 want to 👼☝🙏 do with your 👀 life? I want 👏💦 to 💇 do 🍎🍑👖 it for all 😈🔥👏👏👏 our 👏💦 lives. Nobody works 💏💖 harder 😜😏💯😎🍆 than bees! 💯 Dad, I 😜 remember 😡😠 you 🔞🕯🔥 coming home so overworked 👌👀 your 💯 👌 👀 hands were 👼☝🙏 still stirring. ✈🏢 You couldn’t stop. 🍎🍑👖 I remember that. 💀 What 😏💦👅 right do they 👊👊💪 have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put 😎 it 💩💩💩 in 🍎🍑👖 lip balm 😉😝 for no 😜😏💯😎🍆 reason 😜 whatsoever! Even if it’s true, 💩💩💩 what can 👀 one bee 🍑💺 do? Sting 😜😏💯😎🍆 them where 😉😝 it really 😜😏💯😎🍆 hurts. 💯 👌 👀 In 😏💦👅 the 🔫🚫 face! 😏💦👅 The eye! - 😈🔥👏👏👏 That 👌👀 would 👊👊💪 hurt. - No. 👌💻 Up the 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 nose? That’s 💦💦 a killer. There’s only 💀 one place 👌 you can sting 👌👀 the humans, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 one place where 💩💩💩 it matters. 😡😠😾 Hive 👳👳 at 🍎🍑👖 Five, the 💀 hive’s 🍆👅🐔 only full-hour action 👀 news source. 👌💻 No 💩💩💩 more 🍎🍑👖 bee 👀 beards! 💏💖 With Bob Bumble at the 💩💩💩 anchor 😈🔥👏👏👏 desk. 👌 Weather 😈🔥👏👏👏 with 👌👀 Storm Stinger. Sports 😡😠 with Buzz Larvi. 👼☝🙏 And 😡😠 Jeanette Ohung. 🍎🍑👖 - 💇 Good 💇 evening. I’m Bob 😜😏💯😎🍆 Bumble. - 👌💻 And 😎 I’m Jeanette 🍆 Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, 🔞🕯🔥 intends to 😉😝 sue the human 👅🔥 race for 💯 👌 👀 stealing 💇💺 our 🔫🚫 honey, packaging it and profiting 💀 from 👳👳 it 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 illegally! Tomorrow 🍎🍑👖 night on Bee 👳👳 Larry 😩 King, we’ll 😩 have 💇 three former 👊👊💪 queens here in our studio, 👼☝🙏 discussing 😡😠 their 💇💺 new 😉😝 book, 💏💖 Olassy 🍎🍑👖 Ladies, 😜 out ✋ this week 🍑💺 on ✈🏢 Hexagon. 💯 👌 👀 Tonight we’re 😩 talking 😩 to Barry Benson. Did you ever 👼☝🙏 think, “I’m 👌 a kid from 😈🔥👏👏👏 the 👏💦 hive. 💯 I can’t do 🔞🕯🔥 this”? 🍆👅🐔 Bees have 💩💩💩 never been 🍆 afraid to 👏💦 change 👊👊💪 the world. What about Bee 💇💺 Oolumbus? 👌👀 Bee 🔞🕯🔥 Gandhi? 💀 Bejesus? 😏💦👅 Where I’m from, we’d never sue 😉😝 humans. We 😜😏💯😎🍆 were thinking 🍑💺 of 🍑💺 stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community 👅🔥 is supporting you 😉😝 in this case, which 😡😠😾 will be 👏💦 the trial 👌👀 of the 💇 bee 💢 century. You ✈🏢 know, 💦💦 they have 👌 a 💩💩💩 Larry King in the human 👊👊💪 world too. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 It’s 💀 a 💀 common name. 💩💩💩 Next 👼☝🙏 week… He looks 🔫🚫 like you and has 👌👀 a show 🔞🕯🔥 and suspenders and colored 💦💦 dots… Next 🍎🍑👖 week… 😡😠 Glasses, 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 quotes 👳👳 on the 🔫🚫 bottom 👀 from the 💀 guest even though you just heard 💏💖 ‘em. Bear 😡😠 Week 🍆 next 😡😠😾 week! 👀 They’re scary, 🔫🚫 hairy 👀 and here 👌💻 live. Always 💇💺 leans 💇💺 forward, 😩 pointy 😏💦👅 shoulders, squinty 😜 eyes, 😡😠 very Jewish. 💯 👌 👀 In 💇💺 tennis, 💯 you attack at the point 😉😝 of 🍑💺 weakness! 😈🔥👏👏👏 It was my grandmother, ✈🏢 Ken. She’s 81. Honey, 🔫🚫 her backhand’s a 🍆👅🐔 joke! 🍆👅🐔 I’m 💏💖 not gonna take advantage 😜 of 😎 that? Quiet, please. Actual work 😜😏💯😎🍆 going on here. 😈🔥👏👏👏 - 😩 Is that that same bee? - Yes, it 💯 is! 👼☝🙏 I’m helping 🍎🍑👖 him sue 💩💩💩 the human race. ✋ - 👅🔥 Hello. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 - 😉😝 Hello, bee. This 💢 is 😏💦👅 Ken. 💯 👌 👀 Yeah, I remember 😉😝 you. 👼☝🙏 Timberland, 💀 size ten and 👊👊💪 a 🍆👅🐔 half. 💀 Vibram 💯 sole, 😉😝 I believe. Why 💏💖 does 💇 he 👳👳 talk again? ✈🏢 Listen, you better 💦💦 go ‘cause we’re 😏💦👅 really 🍆 busy working. But 😏💦👅 it’s 💏💖 our 💏💖 yogurt 👌👀 night! 😜 Bye-bye. 👳👳 Why is yogurt night so difficult?! 💯 You 💦💦 poor 💢 thing. 👀 You 👳👳 two have ✈🏢 been at 💢 this 😜😏💯😎🍆 for hours! Yes, and Adam here 💩💩💩 has 👌💻 been a 🍆👅🐔 huge help.

The Boss Pt.2

It’s a little later than I had planned, but here it is! I hope you guys enjoy part 2! Thank you so much for your kind words on part 1; you’ve given me so much to live up to, haha! (I’m giffing the fuck out of the I’m Dying Up Here trailer).

After your shopping trip with Nat, Bucky wants to see where his money went (4,000 words; 70′s Bucky x Reader; 18+, smut; 70′s Bucky Barnes strip club AU; WOO BLOWJOBS!; Part 1.)

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look, i usually don’t make posts like this but

throwing your kid into the night with only a bag and banishing him from the house until he makes enough money  to ‘prove himself’ is abusive. 

calling your kid a screw up, good-for-nothing, until those words last way into their late adulthood and literally shape his entire life, that’s abusive. 

this is what we know of his character within canon. there are other types of abuse besides physical, such as emotional, verbal and neglect. 

maybe he abused Stanley physically, maybe he didn’t, but it would not be outside the realm of possibility. People still seem to think Stan having a few positive feelings towards Filbrick means that Filbrick didn’t abuse him. Victims of abuse oftentimes excuse and defend the abuser, plus Stan has complicated feelings, his dad is still family.

Resolutions:

-stellar grades: you know you can do it. and you will.

-get healthy: You only got one body to live in. Take care of it hoe.

-cut my hair: snip snip. You’ve been wanting a change for a while. If you’re going to cut a few inches off, might as well cut of 8 inches and make a wig. Here’s to a good deed and a way to cut off a security blanket

-try out some dance classes: get in tune with your body. You love music, you want the confidence. Learn to ooze sensuality.

-get a tattoo: Your body is temple. Really though not to be cheesing or anything. It’s an opportunity to reclaim your body but also a fun project to save money for.

-take a self-defense class: Got to learn how to kick some ass.

-Find a new skill or hobby to get awesome at: The body is an amazing thing. The mind is even greater. It has so much capability. Use it well.

-Make something your proud of: Y'all got pinterest for a reason. Check out one of those pins you have saved.

-Stop comparing/competing: Every one has their own reality. Define your own. Don’t worry about trying to match with someone else’s.

-Go thrifting: Who knows what you’ll discover? Plus it’s good for the environment…reuse, reduce, recycle

-Own a beauty fear: Maybe you’re overly reliant on eyeliner like me. Ditch it. Find a new look to own.

-Go to a concert: All these good things get pricey af but if there’s a festival you’ve been eyeing, save up. You get to ogle over your fave artist but also learn some budgeting.

-Go out of your comfort zone: The path to self growth is reliant on being faced with uncomfortable situations. Push through because you know damn well, you can do it.

-Watch those shows/read those books you have lined up: You know those moments you have where you can sit and relax. Use it to check out everything you want to watch/read. Even if it’s a few minutes or a few pages. Take these slivers you have and use ‘em for relaxation.

-Check those bank statements: budget budget and budget. ignorance is not bliss when it comes to your bank statement. It’s about time you look straight at all those “treat yo self” sessions. This will help you push through and save for even better treats

-read more articles/watch more news: there’s a lot happening in this world and it’s crucial to stay informed. we got to use the knowledge given to us to our advantage.

-keep a memory jar: grab a random jar and some post it’s and write out anytime something good happens in 2017. Sometimes it’s way too easy to forget the good when something bad happens but opening it new year’s eve, right before 2018 will show you bright side of things.

-Love yourself

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Playing with Fire - 02

Summary: After breaking up with you, you decide the only way to get back at your -now ex-boyfriend and avoid public humilliation is by making a deal with resident bad boy Min Yoongi: you’ll give him money as long as he pretends to be your new boy.

Genre: Romance.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Rating: Mature (just some cursing for now but will def add in some good ol smut and fluff and probs a lil of angst? as the story progresses)

Length: 2.2k

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 -  Part 4 -  Part 5 - Part 6 -  Part 7 - Part 8 [Finale]

A/N: so HERE it is. i feel like things with this story will be happening too fast because i’ve got SO many ideas but i don’t want to make this too long (like the longest i want this to be is 5 chapters long?) anyways hope yall like this although wasnt sure whether to post it yet or not but anywAYS

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How to move forward after Election Day, according to the pros who are right there with you

In the wake of Trump’s shocking victory, people are grieving, wallowing in guilt, or feeling paralyzed by fear that our country will become less and less safe for women, people of color, Muslims, undocumented immigrants, LGBTQ people and people with disabilities, among the other groups Trump targeted throughout his campaign.

For those in a position to part with cash, there are plenty of organizations that can use your money for good. But if you want to put your time and energy to good use, too, there are concrete things you can do on a daily basis to make the U.S. a better and safer place for all.

We spoke to leaders of communities that will not be silenced in the next four years, and asked for their advice on what Americans can do right now, should they be in need of inspiration after the election results. Here’s what they said.

  • Talk to Muslim Americans.
  • Challenge stereotypes about men and women.  
  • Support community-based alternatives to incarceration.
  • Talk about your abortion. 
  • Talk about the spectrum of sexual identities. 
  • Be vocal about your needs. 
  • Turn conversation into action because Black Lives Matter. 
  • Stand with women of color. 
  • Get involved in local government. 
  • If all else fails, get off Facebook and do something IRL. 

for expanded thoughts and quotes from experts on all of these

Budgeting Tips!

I’ve gotten pretty good at saving money over the years, here are my tips!

  1. Look into minimalism. I put this first because if you are someone who feels trapped in a cycle of spending money on clothes and things you don’t need (like I once was) you need to consider a way of life that requires less unnecessary spending and focusses on improving your character and life as a whole. It can be hard to even begin saving when you have a strong urge to buy the latest trends and trinkets, but it is possible to break out of the cycle, and easier if you watch some motivating videos. here are some of my favs (no sponsors!):
  1. Never spend more than you earn. This is easier for some and harder for some but is the most crucial part of saving because you need money left over each week to save. If you’re jobless at the moment, or spending heavily, you need to cut down your spending so its below the amount coming in.
  2. Put your budget in a spreadsheet. I put my weekly budget in an excel document with all my expenses (bus fare, phone service, food and other) and earnings (student loan payments, extra work) and see what can be left over.
  3. Decide how much you want to save, and how much you want to spend from your left over money. lets say you earn $150 per week and must spend $50 on utilities. You have $100 left over to spend and save. If you want to get to your savings goal fast, you should save more than you spend. If you’re relaxed about saving and just want to put away a small amount, you can adjust the ratio accordingly.
  4. Transfer your saving amount into your savings account immediately  after you get paid. Let’s say you want to save $60 per week and have $40 left to spend on food, experiences and miscellaneous items. Transfer that $60 into your savings account when you get paid and leave the $40 + utility amount ($50) in you spendings.
  5. Pay for utilities as soon as possible. Pay your service provider load your transport money onto your transport card, put the petrol in your car etc when you get paid, if possible. This leaves you with only your extra $40 spending money in your account, so you know how much you can spend from it throughout the week.  
  6. Have Fun! Saving is easiest when you enjoy it (duh!) so try to focus on the satisfaction of a rising bank account, and the reason you’re saving whether it be travel, study, safety, or just to get into the good habit.
Stevie [Part 2/4]

Prompt : Based on @shittyaus : where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend

Pairing : Steve Rogers x OC

Genre : Good ol’ crack and fluff  |   Warning : none

Author’s Note : Thank you for your lovely feedback! Here’s part two! I hope you guys enjoyed it! as always, i’m looking forward to your thoughts! <3

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PART 3

Steve didn’t get to go to the dog beach with [Y/N] and Eggtart that week (he had to keep the name. The damn dog no longer respond to anything other than that stupid name). It was relieving and oddly disappointing at the same time. Bucky Barnes caught her trying to steal money from the bank, again, squealing in glee when she asked to see ‘Stevie’. He let her go soon after that, with a promise of a sleepover with the rest of the avengers if she could stop causing havoc for a week, an offer which she accepted in a millisecond. Steve almost smacked his friend’s head with his shield when Bucky gave his number to [Y/N].

“BYE, STEVIE!” She excitedly waved as she jogged away from them, laughing sheepishly when her swirl of magic accidentally set fire on a bush near her. “I HOPE THAT DOESN’T COUNT AS HAVOC.”

“She’s so cute.” Bucky commented as he walked back into the quinjet, smirking at red-faced Steve.

“She’s not.” Steve grumbled.

“It’s so cute how you try to negate everything we said about her.” Natasha pat his cheek as she walked past him.

* * *

He didn’t see her again until a week later. They were planning to have a movie night and Steve was looking forward to getting a decent sleep without any interruption. He was busy trying to juggle the beers and Natasha’s bag of snacks when he heard Bucky’s voice.

“Do you have company?” Bucky looked at him and frowned. Bucky turned his attention back at the pair of boots neatly placed on the step. Steve stretched his neck to get a better look and let out loud sigh.

“Jesus Christ.”

Sensing no real threat, Bucky felt himself relax and he raised his eyebrows in amusement before making his way to the living room with the pizza boxes in his hand. He quickly paused in his track the moment his eyes caught what might be the reason of Steve’s resigned sigh.

“Uhm…”

“Don’t.” Steve glared at Bucky who kept pointing his finger at the dog bed in the living room.

“I brought some snacks for–” Natasha burst into Steve’s apartment and came to a halt when she noticed the awkward silence in the room. Her eyes slowly landed on the woman sleeping on the dog bed, curled next to Steve’s dog.  “I suppose we should leave you two be?” she whispered.

That cannot be comfortable, he thought as he watched her sleeping figure.

“Wait here.” Steve sighed, rubbing his face with his hand while he took off his jacket and draped it over the nearest couch. “And don’t you dare say anything.” He added with a glare. He ignored his friends’ stares and made his way to his bedroom to retrieve a spare blanket before walking over to where [Y/N] and his dog were sleeping. She was curled on the dog bed, trying her best to fit in the huge dog bed while his dog lay on top of her, sleeping like the dead. He pressed his lips into a thin line when he heard Bucky’s dramatic gasp behind him as he draped the blanket over her body.

“How romantic.” Bucky quietly mumbled. Steve fought the urge to roll his eyes as he grabbed her denim jacket and her bright red scarf she had thrown on the floor, neatly placing them on the coffee table in front of the couch.

“I feel like we should take her back to jail.” Natasha mused and made herself comfortable on the couch. She took all the pillows and piled them together before leaning back on the couch.

“Naah.” Bucky waved her off and gulped down his beer. “She’s harmless.”

“She almost burned down a building last month.” Sam, who joined them a few minutes later, quipped.

“The CEO is an asshole.” [Y/N] sleepily mumbled. “He liked to hit his dog.”

Steve froze for a moment, watching her open her eyes and yawn. “Did you kill him?” He heard Natasha asked.

She looked at them with an offended expression. “Who do you think I am? Of course I did. He hit dogs!”

“You need to stop killing people, [Y/N].” Steve sighed. He could feel his age catching up to him. She sat on the carpeted floor and wrapped herself with the blanket he gave her earlier.

“But I don’t like him.” She whined.

Steve massaged his temples and plopped down on the single couch across Bucky and Natasha. “You don’t kill people you don’t like.” He mumbled and let out another sigh.

“What else are you going to do to them?” She asked and took out her phone from her pocket, shoving the screen at Steve’s face. “I got his dog now. Look at that little guy. I named it Poop. It kinda looks like poop, doesn’t it?”

“Jesus.”

“It does, Steve.” Bucky nodded in agreement as he took her phone from her.

* * *

“STEVIE! COME SEE MY DOG!” [Y/N]’s loud voice caused him to flinch. He looked up from his book to see her running with a fat wrinkly dog in her arms. What the fuck is that thing? His eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

“What is it, [Y/N]?” He asked.

She skidded to a halt in front of him, almost falling down if it weren’t for him catching her arms to steady her. She beamed and put the dog on his lap before taking a seat next to him. “Say hi to Poop.” He was about to pet the dog when he noticed her expression.

“What are you trying to distract me from?” He narrowed his eyes at her.

“NOTHING!” She quickly said, followed by a loud explosion from around the block. She gave him a little smile and grabbed his hand, forcing him to pet the dog’s head. “Just pet her. It’ll calm you down.”

“Please kill me now.” He groaned, throwing his head back in resignation.

“Just pet her!”

“[Y/N]! COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT.” Steve quickly looked up to find Tony flying towards them in his suit.

“Oh shit.” She cursed, raising her hands and threw all chairs and tables on her sight at Tony. “Gotta go. See you later, Stevie!” She picked up the dog and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before she ran away.

“Holy shit.”

“Shut up, Stark.” Steve glared at him with cheeks as red as the dress she was wearing.

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The Bee Movie

“According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.
We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That’s me!

- Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…

…9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it’ll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She’s my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we’re all cousins.

- Right. You’re right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you’ll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven’t had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know
what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!
You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you’re not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

- Well, there’s a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You’re gonna be a stirrer?
- No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

- We’re starting work today!
- Today’s the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

- What’d you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open,
not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I’m going out.
- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave,
there’s a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

- That’s awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!
- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I’m driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move,
he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that…

…kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them.
They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re
flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You
don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.
It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It’s a bee law.
You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it?
“You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry.

- You’re talking.
- Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.
I know I’m dreaming.

But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you…

I had to thank you.
It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I’m talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.
I’ll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
“Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

- That’s very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh,
we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway…

Oan I…

…get you something?
- Like what?

I don’t know. I mean…
I don’t know. Ooffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It’s just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don’t be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn’t.
- Have some.

- No, I can’t.
- Oome on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

I don’t know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He’s making the tie in the cab
as they’re flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, “Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?”

Is that a bee joke?

That’s the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don’t know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can’t do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?
- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look…

There’s my hive right there. See it?

You’re in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It’s like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I’ll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it’s no trouble.

Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did,
I’d be up the rest of my life.

Are you…?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!
- Yeah.

All right. Well, then…
I guess I’ll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again… for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…

This can’t possibly work.

He’s all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can’t believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don’t.

- How’d you get back?
- Poodle.

You did it, and I’m glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your “experience.” Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well…
- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?
- I’m not attracted to spiders.

I know it’s the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can’t get by that face.

So who is she?

She's… human.

No, no. That’s a bee law.
You wouldn’t break a bee law.

- Her name’s Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

She’s so nice. And she’s a florist!

Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist!

We’re not dating.

You’re flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin’ stripey!

And that’s not what they eat.
That’s what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up…

Sit down!

…really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We’re us.
There’s us and there’s them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There’s no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He’s in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It’s been three days!
Why aren’t you working?

I’ve got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You’re barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father’s talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I’m talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I’ll catch up.

Don’t be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We’re still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn’t respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don’t listen!

I’m not listening to this.

Sorry, I’ve gotta go.

- Where are you going?
- I’m meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can’t decide?

Bye.

I just hope she’s Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that’s every florist’s dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I’ve got one.
How come you don’t fly everywhere?

It’s exhausting. Why don’t you
run everywhere? It’s faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That’s insane!

You don’t have that?

We have Hivo, but it’s a disease.
It’s a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It’s usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!
- It’s a bug.

He’s not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You’ve really got that
down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I’ll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

You don’t have
enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

And it’s hard to make it!

There’s heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It’s organic.
- It’s our-ganic!

It’s just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don’t know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You’ve taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it’s on sale?!
I’m getting to the bottom of this.

I’m getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?
- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I’ll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You’re busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you’ll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who’s your supplier?

I don’t understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You’re too late! It’s ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they’re on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You’re not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I’m going to Tacoma.

- And you?
- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I’m Oarl Kasell.

But don’t kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they’re getting it.

I mean, that honey’s ours.

- Bees hang tight.
- We’re all jammed in.

It’s a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you’re out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood’s about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I’d catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it’s pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee’s got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

“They make the honey,
and we make the money”?

Oh, my!

What’s going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn’t last too long.

Do you know you’re
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That’s a man in women’s clothes!

That’s a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There’s hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That’s a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That’s a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He’s been talking to humans.

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn’t stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it’s true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.
- No.

Up the nose? That’s a killer.

There’s only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive’s only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble.
- And I’m Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we’ll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, “I’m a kid
from the hive. I can’t do this”?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It’s a common name. Next week…

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots…

Next week…

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard ‘em.

Bear Week next week!
They’re scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81.

Honey, her backhand’s a joke!
I’m not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I’m helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
‘cause we’re really busy working.

But it’s our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

- Frosting…
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you’re three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that’s had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I’m done with
the humans, they won’t be able

to say, “Honey, I’m home,”
without paying a royalty!

It’s an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It’s pretty big, isn’t it?

I can’t believe how many humans
don’t work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

- What’s the matter?
- I don’t know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn’t the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson… you’re representing
all the bees of the world?

I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we’re ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was man’s divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn’t some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
there’s no trickery here.

I’m just an ordinary bee.
Honey’s pretty important to me.

It’s important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we’re the little guys!
I’m hoping that, after this is all over,

you’ll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he’d dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I don’t imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No.
- I couldn’t hear you.

- No.
- No.

Because you don’t free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They’re very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How’d you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that’s enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.

But you’ve never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I haven’t.

No, you haven’t. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I’m feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That’s not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that you’re devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
that’s ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn’t. But is this
what it’s come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don’t

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn’t a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesn’t someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court!
- You’re all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury’s on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I’m a florist.

Right. Well, here’s to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken!
- Hello.

I didn’t think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but… the battery.

I didn’t want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There’s a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you’re quite a tennis player.

I’m not much for the game myself.
The ball’s a little grabby.

That’s where I usually sit.
Right… there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn’t really a special skill.

You think I don’t see what you’re doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That’s just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I’m going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I’ve just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What’s that?
- Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I’m wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I’ve got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You’re bluffing.
- Am I?

Surf’s up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don’t even like honey!
I don’t eat it!

We need to talk!

He’s just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you’re one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

I’m sorry about all that.

I know it’s got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn’t overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he’s
considered one of the best lawyers…

Yeah.

Layton, you’ve
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or it’s gonna be all over.

Don’t worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they don’t like about bees.

- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you
what I think we’d all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We’re friends.

- Good friends?
- Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute…

Are you her little…

…bedbug?

I’ve seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesn’t your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but…
- So those aren’t your real parents!

- Oh, Barry…
- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You’re an illegitimate bee,
aren’t you, Benson?

He’s denouncing bees!

Don’t y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!
- I’m going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants!

Oh, I’m hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can’t treat them
like equals! They’re striped savages!

Stinging’s the only thing
they know! It’s their way!

- Adam, stay with me.
- I can’t feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.

I…

I blew the whole case, didn’t I?

It doesn’t matter. What matters is
you’re alive. You could have died.

I’d be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there’s
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can’t explain it. It was all…

All adrenaline and then…
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I’m sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I don’t know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn’t sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they don’t check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

- Why?
- The smoke.

Bees don’t smoke.

Right. Bees don’t smoke.

Bees don’t smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

That’s it! That’s our case!

It is? It’s not over?

Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we don’t make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about…

Your Honor,
haven’t these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this court’s valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery’s motion.

But you can’t! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It’s a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn’t hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
“Smoking or non?”

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

- What are we gonna do?
- He’s playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I’m OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won’t have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

You’ll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery’s right?
- What do you mean?

We’ve been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

We’re all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He’ll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he’ll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames…

But it’s just a prance-about stage name!

…unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan’t breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there’s gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We’ve never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We’re shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn’t believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What’s going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating?
- They’re home.

They don’t know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn’t?

It’s the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now…

Now I can’t.

I don’t understand
why they’re not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You don’t have any idea
what’s going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me?
- This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They’re all wilting.

Doesn’t look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I’m gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn’t think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

It’s notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That’s our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course…

The human species?

So if there’s no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldn’t it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I’ll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry…
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

They’ve moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

It’s the last chance
I’ll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses can’t do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
That’s why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I’ve ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
I’ve made it worse.

Actually, it’s completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it’s
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don’t want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they’ve got
back here with what we’ve got.

- Bees.
- Park.

- Pollen!
- Flowers.

- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They’ve got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It’s real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

- I believe I’m the pea.
- The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I’m getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let’s see what this baby’ll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…

…without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
there’s no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger.
- It’s part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It’s got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like we’ll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They’ll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

I’d like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I’m in a real situation.

- What’d you say, Hal?
- Nothing.

Bee!

Don’t freak out! My entire species…

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I’m an attorney!
- Who’s an attorney?

Don’t move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One’s bald, one’s in a boat,
they’re both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

No one’s flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What’s your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
I’m a florist from New York.

Where’s the pilot?

He’s unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who’s that?
- Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

It’s got giant wings, huge engines.

I can’t fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We’re headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory…

That’s Barry!

…is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
There’s a bee on that plane.

I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

They’ve done enough damage.

But isn’t he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldn’t be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small…

Haven’t we heard this a million times?

“The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense.”

- Get this on the air!
- Got it.

- Stand by.
- We’re going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

That’s why I want to get bees
back to working together.

That’s the bee way!
We’re not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover?
- Forget hover.

This isn’t so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me.
- And now we’re not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let’s get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I’d do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don’t have to yell.

I’m not yelling!
We’re in a lot of trouble.

It’s very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

It’s not a tone. I’m panicking!

I can’t do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it’s my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don’t know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow.
- Hello.

All right, let’s drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I can’t see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It’s all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think I’m feeling something.

- What?
- I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.

Out the engines. We’re going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

- That flower.
- I’m aiming at the flower!

That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry!
- This’s the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you.
- But we’re not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We’re the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we’re gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We’re bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You’ve earned this.

Yeah!

I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That’s our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, now’s the time.

I got a feeling we’ll be
working late tonight!

Here’s your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who’s next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me.
And I don’t see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I’m sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I’m late.

He’s a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can’t get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You’re a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who’s next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It’s time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. Let’s just stop
for a second. Hold it.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I’m not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.”

Andy gives his toys away: IRL

This is Jessie! She loves critters…but none more than her best pal, Bullseye! 

This…is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR!

The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You’ve got to keep ‘em together cause they’re madly in love! 

Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. 

And Hamm…he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: EVIL DR. PORK CHOP! 

These little dudes are from a strange alien world: PIZZA PLANET! 

And this…is Buzz Lightyear: the coolest toy EVER! He’s sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!

Now you’ve got to promise to take good care of these guys. They…mean…a lot to me.

What’s he doing in there?

Now Woody…he’s been my pal for…as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind and smart. But the thing that makes woody special…is he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. 

So long…

Partner.

Famous Romans as Dril Tweets
  • Livia: i pay good money to load my sons bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the university library, so be it
  • Ovid: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • Catullus: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • The Gracchi Brothers: "FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD
  • Cicero: in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ...............
  • Claudius: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Agrippina the Younger: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
  • Caligula: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back 9 year old child: Fuck oyu
  • Julia Domna: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Julius Caesar: dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
  • Augustus: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Nero: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
  • Cornelia: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Cato the Elder: ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

if you have never experienced food insecurity, i urge you in the coming weeks to read up on preservation, portioning, using every part of the vegetable or animal you’re cooking, etc. Work with leftovers, learn how long things last frozen, fermented or canned as well as proper storage. Learn how to stretch your food and make do, when you have a little extra grocery money invest in canned and dried bulk foods that you can store. Read up on cheap but nutritionally dense food (stock made from carcass and peelings, nutritional yeast, potatoes and other hearty tubers, cabbage, dried legumes). Youve all seen the stuff about the economy, I dont need to talk about it here. Build these skills and hope you dont need to rely on them for survival–theyre good things to know regardless. Depression Era guides are very useful!

Things to Know Before Starting A Magic Business

There are many people who want to make money from their magic, so as to turn it into a main source of income or even a side source- and that’s wonderful! However, the state of the magic industry is not so good- filled with scammers, and bad business owners, and other negative people. Here’s some tips to make sure you don’t become another negative thing to add to the bunch.

A Business is not a Holy Mission. A business is a business. While owning a magic business may be part of your spiritual journey, that doesn’t make your service completely holy, flawless, or relevant to absolutely everyone.

Communication: If you’re going to be late, or having difficulties that affect your business- let your customers know early. 9/10 times they’ll be like “it’s okay, I understand!” because it does happen even to the best of us; we get busy and we can’t pay as much attention to our magic business. Don’t wait until your customer is angry with you to let them know that the service you’re offering may be late. This ties into the next few points-

Don’t fucking yell at or be passive aggressive towards your customers?? Literally just. Oh my god. The amount of times I’ve heard of people getting yelled at by the reader/shop keepers/other magic busines owners etc, because they didn’t like their reading, the reading was extremely late, the reading was of low quality, the spirit was actually super abusive- like. Dude. It’s absolutely pathetic that this is the only industry where being rude to your customers on a regular basis is still acceptable. As a business owner, if your service is shit it is literally your fault. No exceptions. Yes, you are still a human being and will fuck up from time to time. However, that doesn’t mean can you take a Holier Than Thou stance towards the customer and be passive-aggressive towards them. You must have the confidence required to accept criticism and responsibility for shit service if you are going to start a magic business, because you will fuck up from time to time.

Don’t fucking guilt-trip?? Again, goes with “don’t be fucking rude” but. It literally cannot be restated enough because this STILL happens a lot!! If your store/conjurer goes “well it’s your fault that your entity is hurting you”, or “it’s your fault that your reading sucks”– run, run and never go back.

Shit-Talking Customers: Some stores literally shit talk their own customers?? Holy shit???? Don’t fucking do that?? Like the fact that I actually have to say that really shows how wonderful and beautiful the magic industry is [sarcasm]. This ties into the next point-

Confidentiality: Keep readings and other personal matters of your clients private, do not discuss their matters with anyone else unless the client specifically gives you permission to. It’s not the end of the world if they don’t want the reading/service received posted:you can have the option to post anonymously (without the client’s name), or the client may be kind enough to write you a little testimonial without the reading/service being posted, and allow the client to choose if they are okay with one of those options. So again, give them multiple, customized options to review/provide you support, and only post readings with your client’s permission.   

Make use of “Disclaimer: All readings/services are for entertainment purposes only.” There’s a reason why nearly every magic business out there worth its salt has that, and it’s because of this thing called the law. Sadly there’s still no solid scientific proof that any of what we are doing is real, so you need to have this to protect from potential lawsuits and the like.

It’s illegal to offer spiritual services to minors without parental permission.  Again, the law. Readings and the like count as religious/spiritual services, even if you personally consider them secular. These are illegal to offer to anyone under the age of 18 in the United States. Of course, there will be those who try to sneak by this. So to save your own ass, have “By ordering my services you certify that you are of legal age, 18 years of age or older, to do so” somewhere on your page. This protects you because of course you can’t exactly ask for solid proof of age over the internet- so by purchasing a reading, the client claims they are of legal age, and if they are not, then they are the ones who could get in trouble because they lied about their age. 

Feel free to reblog with other tips or your experiences! 

THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE (2007) SCRIPT

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.
We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That’s me!

- Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City
graduating class of…

…9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it’ll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She’s my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you excuse me?

My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I’m late.

He’s a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can’t get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You’re a lifesaver, Barry.
Can I help who’s next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It’s time to fly.Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. 

Let’s just stop
for a second. 

Hold it.

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I’m not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.