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Reasons to ship Camren…

  • They have matching onesies; Lauren’s one is gray whilst Camila’s is pink.
  • They’re both Cuban.
  • They’re both from Miami, Florida.
  • Both are Latinas.
  • Lauren and Camila got the most solos in The X Factor performances.
  • They are both big fans of One Direction.
  • They both auditioned in Greensboro, North Carolina.
  • They both have a younger sister.
  • They hung out with each other on December 31st, 2012 to January 1st, 2013. They then tweeted a photo of Camila making a funny face and Lauren looking awkward.
  • Spanish was both their first language.
  • They live 15 minutes away from each other.
  • They often switch places with the other girls so they can sit next to each other.
  • They both love to do accents with each other.
  • They often think the same things at the same time.
  • They both have a weakness: Lauren for beanies and Camila for bows.
  • Lauren is the only one who calls Camila Camz.
  • Camila said if Lauren got arrested for something, she would get arrested for being so sweet.
  • They sat right next to each other at a The 1975 concert.
  • They have the same music taste.
  • Lauren said Camila is her “Pink Princess”.
  • Lauren is the “mom”…and Camila is the “father”.
  • Camila thinks Lauren is a “boss of an intelligent opinion”.
  • Camila thinks Lauren “is real”.
  • Camila would switch her mind with Lauren.
  • Lauren would switch her mind with Camila.
  • Camila wanted Lauren to kiss her under the mistletoe.
  • They wear the same “merch” clothes.
  • The way Lauren looks at Camila after she says “Fall, by Ed Sheeran”.
  • Lauren is Camila’s celebrity crush. (Oh … and Camila wants to marry with her celebrity crush ..even if her family doesn’t support the relationship.)
  • Camila would be "Baby Spice” because she is Lauren’s baby.
  • Lauren is the only person who laughs at Camila’s jokes.
  • Camila loves Lern Jerg.
  • Because Lauren helps her when her banana is dead on the floor.
  • Because Lauren helps her when her microphone breaks.
  • Because Lauren ties her shoes.
  • Camila is the sun and Lauren the moon.
  • Because Lauren doesn’t know what else to say but she thinks Camila is pretty fucking Dope!
  • Because Camila has Lauren “written on her”.
  • Because Camila read Lauren’s favorite book.
  • Because Lauren knows that Camila cried reading “Fault in Our Stars”.
  • Because one day Camila and Lauren went to the bathroom together and … that’s the end of the conversation!
  • Because Camila thinks Lauren can sing and is pretty too.
  • Because they have an audience that calls them crazy! (and they call us delusional!)
  • Because both like “so many hot boys”.
  • Because Camila said: “keep the boat floating”.
  • Because Lauren said “It’s Camren, YOOO!.
  • Because Lauren wants someone to love her insecurities…and Camila do!
  • Because Lauren has “the most beautiful emerald eyes in the world”.
  • Because Camila thinks Lauren is “perfect”.
  • Camila tried salmon because Lauren loves sushi.
  • Because Lauren thinks Camila is goofy, not the bad kind goofy, the cute kind goofy.
  • Because Camila loves people from “planet green eyes”.

Extra:

  • I love you. You’re one of my best friends and I feel like I’ve know you forever. You’re one of the smartest people I know and you’re stuning. I’ve learned a lot from you, just know I’ll always be here for you no matter what!” - Camila on Lauren
  • Happy 16th Birthday little one(: thank you for always being you and being one of the raddest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. You’re an incredible person and I’m extremely lucky to have you in my life. Thanks for being there to vent with and even though we haven’t known each other for even a year yet, I feel like you’re the sister God forgot to give me. I love you Camzi(: have a good one babe! 💙😘🎉🎈🎁💙#camren” - Lauren on Camila


  • Happy 17th Birthday to this little nugget right here. I thought this picture was cute so I decided it would suffice. Just wanted to let you know that you’re an amazing beautiful person and I’m glad that you’ve been alive for 17 years and that 2 of them have been spent with the girls and I because idk you’re pretty rad and an amazing friend and fun to have around. I hope you have an amazing day and feel as special today as you deserve to feel everyday. Thanks for always being there for me when I need you and for being your wonderful self(: I LOVE YOU CAMZ” - Lauren on Camila


  • AWHHHHH YAAAY I LOVE YOU UR CUTE 🐏🐟💗🎷” - Camila on Lauren


  • The word I’d use to describe Camila is hmm I’m gonna say cutesy, like also goofy. It’s like both, like the good kind of goofy not the weird kind. Like the cutesy kinda goofy” - Lauren on Camila


  • LERN JERGI. ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE 18. THIS IS THE MOMENT YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR. IF YOU STUCK YOUR TONGUE OUT IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW YOU COULD PROBABLY TASTE THE SWEET AND PUNGENT FREEDOM OF DRAGONFLY TATTOOS, NOSE PIERCINGS, AND VOTING RIGHTS. we’ve been through thick and thin in our friendship, and through those thick and thins I’ve gotten blessed enough to experience you as a person. ive gotten to experience your bomb music taste which I am SO HAPPY YOU INTRODUCED ME TO because we have the best time at concerts bonding over bands and there are so many more to come PRAISE JESUS. i can come to you about anything and expect the pure, honest, rare truth and I’ll always be there tell you it’ll be okay when you cry on my shoulder when you feel lonely or hurt. I’ve gotten to see firsthand your incredible sense of justice, when you see that something unfair or wrong has happened, you’ll raise your voice and fight for that person with a bravery that I, and many other people (although they might not admit it) wish they had. i love how passionately you fight for what you think is right and everyone should remind you today and everyday that it’s a strength and not a weakness. i can’t tell you what a comfort it is to know someone like you will stick up for me and have my back, i hope you know i will too. i love you always” - Camila on Lauren


  • Super cute candids taken by a random stranger always make good birthday post pics. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY CAMILA CABELLO. YOU’RE LEGAL NOW YAYYY!!!!!! You are such a beautiful person inside and out and I’m so thankful that I get to call you my friend. Thanks for all the laughs, for being my shoulder to cry on whenever I’ve needed a friend, for giving amazing sound advice (even though you’re just now considered an adult by the government you’ve been there mentally for a while which I greatly appreciate) I wish you many more years of amazingness and I hope you had the best day with your family. You deserve all the love and happiness the world has to offer and I wish it all upon you for many many years to come. I LOVE YOU CAMZZZZ❤️❤️❤️” - Lauren on Camila


  • HAPPY 19TH LAUREN!! i remember the day you auditioned for X factor seeing a beautiful green eyed girl belt out an Alicia keys song so perfectly i feared for my life. i remember telling my mom "that girl can sing!! and she’s gorgeous too!!” and then you walked out and i told you i loved your shirt remember? HAHAHA. it’s funny how before we even knew how important we were going to be to each other, something in us knew and something in us will always know. i love how fiercely you defend your opinion, i love your strength, your bold independence, and your desire to live life fully. i love that we crack up at each other’s jokes even when nobody else gets them- and i love those moments where we get caught up in talking about a band or a book and we get lost in the conversation like two normal girls in high school that aren’t about to go do something ridiculous like go to an awards show. i will always be there for you when you need someone to vent to, when you want to talk about the overwhelming underwhelmingness of boys that break our hearts or the overwhelming overwhelmingness of when a kiss leaves your head reeling, when i back you up and you need someone to stick up for you, or when you just need someone to understand- we’ve done that for each other in the last 3 years and we will do that for each other forevermore. i love you so much !!!! happy 19th lern jergi!!!!! camila“ - Camila on Lauren
Asperger problems

- That moment when you have to ask to your friend if you talk too loud.

- This moment when you practising yourself to find your words to comfort a person but you end up asking the same question as always “why are you crying”.

- When you are told that you are rude but you don’t know why.

- When someone says “I love you” and you respond “thank you”.

- when you are offended because the person don’t have the same opinion as you.

- Saying “I don’t like cuddles” when it actually means “don’t touch me”.

- When you become irritated while the person continues his joke that is no longer funny, so you have to force yourself laughing or end up saying “that’s not longer funny”.

- When you ask your mom to buy you something, but in the end she didn’t buy it so you have to force yourself not to get mad because you wanted it now.

- Being extremely irritated and impatient when you can not find a solution to a problem.

- Getting scared of fireworks.

- Getting afraid the sound of a motorcycle.

- Complimenting a person in your head who is sick so you can’t be sick in your turn.

- Not listening a person because you are too busy to thing about what you are going to say.

The signs as things

Aries: helpful and peaceful tbh
Taurus: hella stubborn but loyal af
Gemini: really friendly
Cancer: hella sensitive and typical mom friend
Leo: sometimes annoying but always brings joy
Virgo: they’re generally pretty but neat
Libra: cinnamon rolls but can be really scary tbh
Scorpio: sometimes introverted but somewhat funny
Sagittarius: cute cinnamon rolls that will talk your ear off XD
Capricorn: man, they spread happiness when they’re happy
Aquarius: clever af and lowkey likely to handle jokes
Pisces: %7267364 more sensitive than cancer im serious don’t upset them

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J A C K S O N  A S  Y O U R  B O Y F R I E N D

• jackson is such a sexy sweet freak
• but he’s really affectionate towards you
• y'all could just be standing and he’ll intertwine his fingers with yours
• well, that’s anywhere
• y'all have matching rings with each other’s names on them
• he’s very possessive
• he’ll literally stop what he’s doing just to let everyone around him know that you’re his
• “y/n!” he’d shout and make you turn around
• “wha-” he literally sticks his tongue down your throat
• but i mean, you like it
• taking A LOT of selcas in bed
• he thinks you look beautiful when you wake up even if you try to convince him that you don’t
• him lecturing you too damn much
• “okay mom” you joke
• “are you trying to be funny? it’s daddy to you”
• rolling your eyes at him when he says the cheesiest things
• calling him pet names that has to do with his thighs
• “my man is so thick *😛*”
• he lowkey likes it but acts like he doesn’t
• you call him daddy when you want something
• he usually almost always totally gets it for you
• y'all are fucking crazy
• y'all act the same (crazy af, wild) everywhere you go
• sitting on his lap
• lunch dates
• walking around (outside ofc)
• a lot of dates
• having fun with eachother
• acting like fucking kids anywhere at anytime
• random couple
• “you’re like the chocolate part of the oreo and im… mustard between it”
• “i think it’s best if you shut up jackson”
• letting him down easily with a lot of things
• he’s such a softie that wants your love all di time
• 🌚
• best
• sex
• ever
• every single time
• stroke game vishuus
• you eat birth control for breakfast lunch and dinner because…
• yea he likes to…
• you should know what im talking about
• he keeps the tightest grip on you when he’s back there
• you try to run but he just pulls you back
• “don’t run from little jackson baby”
• “little jackson is a fucking anaconda. anacondas aren’t little let me go”
• passionate sex
• midnight sex
• lots of makeup sex
• cause he wants to make up for not fucking you senseless the day before
• he keeps his head between your legs
• going hoarse everytime
• and bume dezitt
• cooking him soul food cause it’s what he prefers
• working out together
• kissing entirely too much
• he can be such a baby sometimes and you’re the only one that he listens to
• “give me a kiss and then maybe i’ll stop choking bam”
• bear hugging when you haven’t seen each other cause he’s on tour
• “kiss me through the phone”
• “get your soulja boy head as-”
• such goofy people
• but the members adore you two
• “power couple”
• ^ they say
• and it’s true

Best friend ➡ Soulmate!S.Coups

@aesthedick-cheol IM SORRY SEE YOU SOON IS TAKING SO LONG SO HAVE THIS!!! It turned out longer than I thought lol

Imma call this “The One Day” Soulmate AU lol more like the one fine day

  • Okokok I’m excited for this
  • So this is a soulmate AU
  • It has a…tricky concept
  • You have a date tattooed on your wrist/arm from birth. Just a few numbers, nothing much
  • That date is the day you’ll meet your soulmate
  • And when you finally find out who it is, the number changes to the day you both accept each other as soulmates
  • Sounds like the other soulmate AUs doesn’t it?
  • Well hahAHAHAHA YOU’RE WRONG
  • There’s a date on your wrist, but there’s no year; only a month and a day
  • Every year, you see your soulmate on this day, whether it be random eye contact in the busy crowds, or a day you need to work with them in class
  • So it’s pretty hard to find them…and in some rare cases, people can’t find their soulmate because they don’t realize who it is
  • Most people stay home during their day so they’re more likely to only see their soulmate (the soulmate sorter gods will make sure you see your soulmate)
  • You don’t really care though
  • Like, if you’re really meant to be with their soulmate they’ll find you first, so does it really matter whether you look or not?
  • Well your friend Seungcheol thought the complete opposite
  • But you still were v close
  • You knew each other since you were in elementary/primary school
  • You discovered your numbers together when you were still pretty young, so Seungcheol’s mom explained them to you
  • You thought it was cool that yours was your birthday!
  • (Birthday numbers are pretty special, because it’s not just a random day, but it could be your soulmate’s birthday too)
  • Seungcheol would always visit you during your birthday, so he’d try to deduct who it was (and always looking v suspicious lmao)
  • Now you might be thinking:
  • “She’s gonna say Seungcheol and y/n have the same number but some shiz is stopping them from knowing”
  • Well no
  • You have different numbers

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You Like My Sister, Don't You? (Dustin Henderson x Harrington!reader)

Originally posted by fatalitum

A/N: I always see fanfictions with the reader being Dustin’s sibling and being paired with Steve so I decided to flip it. Hopefully you like😉. Oh yeah, and the reader and Dustin are the same age.


“So Steve,” Dustin said, wiping his greasy, pizza hands off on his jeans. “You’re a hit with the ladies, right?” Steve chuckled. “Minus the whole Nancy Wheeler thing, yeah. I guess chicks kinda dig me,” he responded. Dustin rolled his eyes. “Don’t get cocky, Harrington. Anyways, I need your love advice,” Dustin said. Steve sat up, intrigued at the curly haired boys request. “Is this about that red haired girl? What was it, Maddie or something like that?” Steve asked. “First of all, her name is Max and second of all no. Didn’t you hear she’s been going steady with Lucas?” Dustin replied. “Well sorry I don’t exactly keep up with the middle school news. I don’t exactly care what you little idiots are up to,” Steve said. “Yeah right. You act like our mom all the time. ‘Dustin, don’t do that’, ‘Lucas, listen to me’, 'Mike, you better not’-” “Okay, okay! Shut up already! You want my advice, right?” Steve asked. Dustin nodded quickly. “Then quit it with the impressions and ask me your damn question.” Dustin cleared his throat and got to the point. “How can I tell if she’s into me?” he asked.
“Well that depends, what kind of girl is she?” Steve asked. Dustin smiled longingly. “She’s really nice. And she has this smile that lights up the room. And she’s funny. So funny. We always joke around-” “Oh, so you guys talk?” Steve interrupted. “Oh yeah. A lot. Not to brag but, we’re really good friends,” Dustin said with a wink. Steve raised a brow. “And you’re sure it isn’t that Max chick?” he asked. Dustin put his hands on his head in frustration. “I already told you, I’m over her. And she’s dating Lucas. Man, do you even listen when I talk?” “Nah, most of the time I try and block you out,” Steve sassed with his signature smirk. “Oh ha ha,” Dustin said sarcastically. “Anyways, is it that other girl? The one that helped us out when all that supernatural stuff was going on?” Steve asked. “Eleven?” Dustin asked in disbelief. “Oh, no, no, no. I would never. She’s like my sister! And plus Mike would probably kill me if I did like her,” Dustin said. Steve raised his hands in defense. “Well sorry, but like I said, I don’t keep up with all your activities. I don’t know who you interact with. I only know those two girls in your little group.” “Um, it’s called a party, Steven. Educate yourself,” Dustin corrected. “And you don’t necessarily need to know her to help me…I’d actually rather you not,” he said, mumbling that last part, making it go unheard by Steve. “Well go on. How does she act around you?” he asked. “Well, we love to joke around. We have a lot of inside jokes and we pass notes a lot.” Dustin chuckled a bit. “Actually, one time, we got in trouble in Mr. Clarke’s science class and got sent to the principals office, and she lied her way out of it. It was pretty hot, actually.” “You know that’s funny. My little sister actually told me a story about her almost getting detention for…” Steve’s words faded as he stared at the boy in front of him. “'Passing notes with the Henderson kid’,” he quoted. Dustin’s face lit up. “She mentioned me?” he asked. That was all the confirmation Steve needed.
“Of course. I should’ve known. You like (Y/N), don’t you?” Steve asked, getting up and towering over Dustin. “Believe me, I would rather her not be a Harrington, because that’d mean seeing less of you but…I do really like her. So I’m willing to put up with you.” Steve backed away. “You really do like her? You don’t just want her so people can see she’s a Harrington and not pick on you?” Steve asked, voice going quiet. Dustin nodded. Steve mumbled curses as he turned around and ran a hand through his flawless hair. He turned around. “Listen, kid. Not many people have sincerely liked my sister. Just for her reputation and last name. But you.” Steve stared at Dustin silently for a moment. “Something just tells me that you’re good for her. And that you really do like her.” “So…I have your blessing now or what?” Dustin asked as he got up from Steve’s bed. “Because that’s kinda pointless. I was gonna ask her out anyways.” Steve grabbed Dustin’s collar. “But you’re also an ignorant, insensitive little bastard with no filter. So if you ever hurt my little sister or break her heart, you can bet your ass I will show up at your door step with my bat ready to beat you to a pulp, you understand me, Henderson?” Steve threatened. Dustin sighed. “Yes, yes. Now get your ugly face out of mine,” he said and brushed his shirt off dramatically once Steve let him go and head to the door. “Oh and, kid?” Steve called. Dustin turned around. “She is into you. Like, a lot. Honestly, it’s kind of exhausting hearing Dustin this and Henderson kid that,” Steve chuckled. Dustin gave him a toothy smile in response.
After telling Steve he was going to let himself out and making sure no one was in the hallway, Dustin went to your bedroom door. He knocked. He tapped his foot anxiously as he heard footsteps and then twisting of the doorknob. “Oh,” you said, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear as you appeared in the doorway. “Hey Dustin.” He smiled. “What’s up, (Y/N)?” You shrugged. “Just studying for that science test,” you said. “Yeah Mr. Clarke sure is getting on us about that, huh?” he chuckled. You laughed slightly in response. “Yeah.” You two stood there for a while in uncomfortable silence, avoiding eye contact. Finally Dustin cleared his throat. “Okay. I’ve been working up to this moment for a while now and I think I should just say it now. (Y/N) Harrington, will you do the honors of going out with-” “Yes.” Your eyes widened and you covered your mouth. “I’m so, so sorry. It’s just I heard you and Steve talking 'cause we have really thin walls and I knew you were gonna ask me out but I didn’t know when and I just got really nervous I’m sorry,” you apologized. He smiled at you. “All I care about is that I got a yes,” he said making you laugh. After that, you just stared at each other, both of you wondering how you got so incredibly lucky. In a surge of courage, you moved forward, pressing a sweet and quick kiss to Dustin’s lips. When you pulled away he just stared at you, wide eyed. “I wish you would’ve done that at school. The guys won’t believe me,” he said. “Well then I’ll just do it again,” you responded with a slight smirk.
“Alright, kids.” Steve appeared, arms folded, looking looking like an angry soccer mom of five that wanted to speak to the manger. Which he technically was. “Back to studying,” he said pointing at you and then directed his attention to Dustin. “And, man, will you just go home?” Dustin just rolled his eyes before looking at you one last time and winking before making his ways down the stairs. When Steve heard the front door close he looked at you again. “Hey,” he said. You looked his way. “I’m happy for you.” With that he retreated to his room. You did the same, a huge smile on your face.

Foxy ( p.3 ) // Sirius Black // requested

Request : could you do a young!sirius where the reader is american and transfering to hogwarts and he sees her in the train and basically becomes infatuated with her?? maybe you can do a part 2 where they reunite after Azkaban or something too?? + can you do a jealous sirius ?!?

Two requests that turned into something more. 

<< Part Two. Part Four >>

Pairing : Young!Sirius Black x Fem. American Reader

Word Count : 5119

Requests are closed. xx 

Originally posted by soldier-ofwinter

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Originally posted by lamirada-del-amor


Sirius sat on his bed with the map laid out in front of him. Scratching his head with the tip of his wand, eyes dancing on Foxy’s footprints. She was in her room pacing and Sirius couldn’t think of why. Is she okay? Is she stressed?

“Oi, mate. We’re all going down to Hogsmeade. Wanna join us?” James walked in, causing Sirius to quickly close the map.

James sent him a suspicious look, “what’re you doing?”

Padfoot shook his head, tossing his wand next to the map, “nothing. But I’m good. Just gonna hang out here. I have some work I need to finish.” 

“You’re not stalking Foxy on the map again, are you?” James accused, grabbing his scarf. 

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anonymous asked:

You lovely people have any child raising headcanons for the nordic 5? Like no relationships or anything, They're just all collectively trying not to mess up this kid (too) badly this time.

Matthias would try his best not to leave Legos out for the kid to eat/ step on.

Constant loops of “go ask your dad”.

Dad jokes…horrible dad jokes.

Tino wouldn’t mind being mom, but only if they say it with a cute face. 

Berwald is in charge of all furniture. 

Lukas is a strong believer of books over iPhones….and don’t even try a Kindle. They don’t count. 

Emil would mostly be confused how and why he got into this situation. ( “Does this make me part of the teen parent statistic? I’m 17…I am still a child!” -Emil)

Five of them are always arguing over what fashion is for the child. 

They all have a role. 
Tino- Fun Mom
Berwald- Scary but funny dad
Lukas- Old School Dad 
Emil- Stressed and Wondering how he got here…
Matthias- Drunk Uncle who always brings the party, but never stays long.

Kid has about 10 nicknames, and responds to every single one…but takes about a minute to respond to their actual name. 

The child’s school has no clue what is going on, but accepts it. 

some Sungjin headcanons

•  there are these moments when he first wakes up that make you smile endlessly
•  like he looks confused and lost while he rubs his eyes and stares at his surroundings
•  and has the most infectious smile when his eyes finally meet yours and it’s like ‘ahh, I’m home’
•  then ofc he’ll proceed to get some cuddles and kisses bc life is too short yolo
•  sungjin will beg you to hop in the cart when you’re both out shopping
•  not only bc he loves embarrassing you
•  but it’s also convenient since you spend like an hour picking out cereals lmao
•  “umm, we need some milk and cereal” “nope, not this time y/n, don’t give me those puppy eyes dammit”
•  you thought it was embracing when HE was the one to push you around the cart……….
•  the moment you start speeding down the isles with him in the cart, all hell breaks loose
•  “NOOOOOOOOO Y/N IT’S TOO FAST WE’RE GONNA GET ARRESTED I’M NOT EVEN IN MY 30S PLS PLS PLS STOP THIS INSTANT!!!!!!”
•  “can we pls not mention this to jae thanks ;(”
•  when veer he’s chewing gum he’ll blow on your face “does that smell minty?”
•  bc even tho this is infuriating you won’t be able to stop laughing and blowing kisses at him
•  your house probably smells like cookies every Friday night
•  let’s just say he picked up a new hobby and some of your jeans have become a lil tight
•  he is SOFT when seeing you w/ kids
•  will legit clutch his heart and act like he’s in pain “wow, not sure if I’m jealous of the baby or you”
•  *low key thinking of baby names*
•  you swear it’s always Weekly Idol whenever he’s around with a phone in his hand
•  RANDOM PLAY DANCE!!!
•  he does this thing where he starts to shimmy over to you……..giving you a hilarious sultry look and waving over with his index finger
•  “hey fam, would your boyfriend be jealous if you danced with the dancing king? ;;;;;”
•  *whips*
•  in all seriousness tho he’s the sweetest thing ever
•  might go overboard with the mom-like behavior but jinnie has the best intentions always forever 25/8
•  probably kisses your pinky if you hurt it lol
•  fights are so random and you’re never really sure why they started
•  but the way they end is so ?????? Confusing
•  he’ll crack a joke in the middle of an argument or corrects your grammar to be a smart ass but it’s so funny that you both end up laughing and crying at the same time lmao
•  get ready for cuddly bear sungjin to hold you for hours bc he ain’t moving
•  not to be gross but he’s the type to kiss all over your face and look you deep in the eye and kiss you hella long just bc you smiled at him…………..
•  but bloops your cute nose right after so there goes the mood :’)
•  ngl tho he’s pretty much literal perfection so I’d never let him go 💙

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anonymous asked:

Hi, can I request hc of RFA+ minor trio (is it too much?) on MC who has bad sense of humor just like Jumin.

I’m sorry but i dont write Vanderwood. You couldn’t know since I just found out when i wrote this that i have no idea how he/she (don’t judge idk lmao) would react so sorry for that!
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✨ Yoosung
* The two of you were just watching a movie
* It was a comedy so Yoosung was laughing 24/7
* You thought it was okay jokes didn’t really seem funny to you
* “Hey MC why aren’t you laughing is something wrong” he asked
* “Nah i just don’t think its that funny but watching tou laugh is” lololol
* “ alright tell me something funny then”
* You were like o shit
* “ one time I called my teacher mom lol”
* “And then what?”
* “I cried”
* Yoosung would have this awkward laugh
* He would laugh at your jokes but only because he loves you lol

✨ Zen
* You and Zen were on a date
* Zen was telling you cheesy pickup lines all day
* They were actually really funny aswell
* The date was coming to an end
* And Zen asked “ hey this may be silly but could you tell me your cheesiest pickup line”
* After 10 minutes you replied with:
* “ is your name ‘my future husband’ bc you are”
* Zen was like
* …
* O
* Ha ha ha
* Good one Mc
* He’d never ask you again lmao

✨ Jaehee
* Ok but jaehee would laugh at you no matter what like i cannot think of a reason why she wouldn’t laugh ahsndnsnns sorry

✨ Jumin
* You were sitting next to Jumin when he told Seven another “joke”
* Seven literally facepalmed himself
* “Shut up Jumin”
* “Hey I thought it was funny” you said defending Jumin
* “Well tell us a joke then MC”
* Everyone was waiting for you to open your mouth
* “How does Elizabeth ask for a treat?” “Can i have a treat Pawlease”
* It was silent
* Then Jumin laughed
* Yes he laughed
* Everyone was like this is a match made in heaven

✨ Seven
* He’s the pun master
* So of course he was telling you tons of puns
* “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.”
* “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.”
* “Hey mc tell me a pun”
* “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
* Seven laughed
* “That was so bad it actually made me laugh”
* He would teach you how to tell funny puns so don’t worry

✨ Saeran
* He was having a bad day
* Seven tried to cheer him up
* But Saeran only wanted your attention
* So you bought him ice cream
* And you decided to tell him a joke
* Because jokes always make you laugh
* “ i asked my mom if i was adopted once. Hilarious, she replied. Why would we choose you?”
* Saeran stopped eating is ice cream
* “Well thats sad”
* And then he hugged me
* “Saeran it was a joke”
* “I know and it sucked lol”

✨ V
* You were having dinner
* V was talking about how he loves you
* You just kept laughing because it was adorable
* “Hey mc why wont you try to make me laugh?”
* “Oh sure lemme think”
* You thought about the perfect joke and finally
* “What do you call a blind dinosaur? A-do-you-think-he-saur-us ”
* …
* “Hahah very funny Mc”
* It was an awkward laugh but V loves you too much not to laugh at your jokes

Mike Hanlon has canonically said “Yo mama” and frankly I think that’s amazing because everyone always takes Richie as the one to make your mom jokes but guess again folks

wanna one meeting your family — thanksgiving dinner special

where your s/o meets your family on thanksgiving

a/n

I wasn’t going to update today, but since it was thanksgiving I decided to type something up to show thanks. this doesn’t have thanksgiving involved in it that much or at all shush, but just imagine it was on thanksgiving lol thanks

jisung

jisung would get a little nervous to begin with. like he would hesitate before even entering the door.
“dON’T RING THE DOORBELL YET”
“give me a second”
“I don’t wanna ring the doorbell, you ring it”
“I didn’t mean it pleASE DON’T RING IT YET”
it was to the point where your parents just came to open the door because they could legit hear jisung from inside the house. you guys would settle for dinner as you introduced him to your family and whatnot. you’d expect your mom, aunties, and grandma to talk to you about usual girl things. like gossip, recent shows watched, how hot lee jongsuk is, but like the whole night consists of jisung gossiping with your family over and over again. 

Originally posted by wanna1jisung

sungwoon

sungwoon would pretend to be the calmest person ever, but on the inside, he’s completely freaking out.
“pshh I got this, they’re gonna love me. ring the doorbell babe”
but then as soon as he steps into the house, yeah uhh, the “manly” side of him goes away
“um…baby I lied, I don’t got this” 
he would pretend to be okay but you knew how he felt. especially because he was fidgeting A LOT. but as time passed by he got more confident and showed off his true personality with your family. and as soon he goes home he’ll legit pray to the gods that your family actually liked him, which they did.

Originally posted by produced101

minhyun

minhyun would look calm and is actually calm. he’s not that worried about meeting your family because he’s pretty sure that they’ll like him.
“don’t worry, I’m not nervous. In fact, I’ll ring the doorbell”
he would be a complete gentleman and very well mannered. if there were vegetables, he would make you eat it no matter how much you hated eating your greens. after dinner, he would be the sweetest by helping your mom with the dishes, cleaning up, putting things away, doing all the extra chores just so your family doesn’t have to do later on. your family would be so happy that you found someone like minhyun.
“Y/N WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A PERFECT MAN? YOU MUST HAVE DONE A GOOD DEED TO DESERVE THIS MAN, ALL THESE YEARS OF PRAYING HAS WORKED” –your family on thanksgiving 2k17

Originally posted by 2hyeons

seongwoo

seongwoo would make it seem like he’s uncomfortable, but really he’s just joking with you to make you uncomfortable as well. 
“I don’t know if I’m nervous, am I? Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. Who knows?”
at the dinner table, he would be the wittiest and make everyone laugh. which was good because your family was always in the mood for a good laugh. you and your siblings were never on good terms, so it got quiet often, but seongwoo would always be the first to reach out and break the silence. after dinner, he would play with your baby cousins and take good care of them, which melted your heart because seongwoo with kids…do we need to say more? and he wouldn’t even ask if whether you thought your family liked him or not because he knows for a fact that they did. 

Originally posted by parkkwoojin

jaehwan

just like sungwoon, jaehwan would bluff about everything being okay even if he was super nervous. 
“oh course I’m okay, who do you think I am”
“don’t worry about me, I am god jaehwan I have everything controlled in the palm of my hand”
but then again he would loosen up more in front of your parents. you would tell your parents how much time he had bluffed as they laughed. jaehwan went along with it even though you weren’t supposed to tell. no matter how messy you knew he was, he would avoid making even the tiniest mess because he wanted a good first impression. but as soon as he went home he would make the biggest mess ever, that eventually you would have to clean up because he always wins rock-paper-scissors, but it was okay because you love him so much.

Originally posted by parkswoojin

daniel

daniel would have mood swings. by that I mean he would be like
“nervous? wtf is that? is that some type of sauce?”
then another second he would be like
“would it be acceptable if I just ran away and never come back?”
and then 2.7937 seconds later, he would be like
“oh no what if they don’t like me”
again
“insecure? me? kang daniel? never. they won’t like me they’ll love me”
maybe he’s on his lady days who knows tbh. he would get along very well with your dad, uncles, and grandpa. after dinner, they would legit take out 20 bottles of soju and play drinking games with daniel. daniel holds his liquor very well so it was like everyone was knocked out and daniel was the only one ready for the next round. 

Originally posted by fydaniel

jihoon

he only came for the food let’s be honest.
“I’m nervous, but not that nervous, but the real question is…what’s for dinner?”
“is there going to be cheese on everything…please?”
“what about dessert, what’s for dessert?”
your family thought that he looked like a very shy baby, which he was. what surprised them is how much the skinny boy can eat. the whole time at the dinner table, jihoon ate so much it was scary. thanks to him, there were no leftovers this year. the person who was the most satisfied with him was your grandma.
“our jihoonie is eating well, isn’t he. here, eat more, eat up, munchkin”
jihoon said that you didn’t feed him enough food so your grandma gave you a whole lecture. which was okay with you because you were going to starve that boy for the next three days for revenge.

Originally posted by kangdaddy-niel

woojin

woojin would just be a very, very awkward kid. he looks very charismatic and manly, but on the inside, he’s a dorky, shy, awkward baby.
“w-who said that I w-was nervous huh?”
this boy was probably having a breakdown right now. your family actually thought that he was going to be very good with words and whatnot. but then again it didn’t take them long to realize how shy he was. woojin knew more than better that he needed to get out of his comfort zone, so he tried his best to adapt to your family. after a while, he naturally let his dorkiness out, which means you could finally stop worrying. he would play video games with your siblings/cousins after dinner, and if they were younger, he’d let them win. but if they were older, it was a war zone.

Originally posted by alpacadong

jinyoung

even worse than woojin, this boy bae jinyoung. he was shy on top of shy on top of shy.
“will they think I’m weird if I don’t talk?”
“can I just meet them a different day?”
“I pray to god kyulkyung that I actually talk thanks ame– I mean, we are pristin, annyeong
surprise surprise he didn’t say a lot. but your family did try their best to make him feel comfortable. your dad legit had to take out his best dad jokes
“what’s a burger’s favorite color?”
“dad, not this again”
“BURGERndy”
don’t know what was so funny about that, but Jinyoung laughed so that made everyone loosen up. after dinner, jinyoung hung out with your mom and grandma, you thought that they were just talking but really…they were flipping through your childhood pictures yikes.

Originally posted by deer-jinyoung

daehwi

no matter how cute this boy is, he always had felt insecure. no matter how sassy he could get, he just doesn’t think that he’s enough.
“what if I’m not who they expected me to be?”
“what if they don’t like me?”
“what if they want us to break up because I’m not good enough for you?”
like daehwi there is no what if, they’re going to have to deal with you whether they like it or not. at the dinner table, he tried his best to talk and whatnot, but he tried a little too hard. your family was chill so they just went along with it. your aunties loved him because of how cute and tiny he was. but then again who wouldn’t love this precious thing. as soon as you two went home he asked you all these unnecessary questions.
“did I do good?”
“I didn’t disappoint them right?”
lee daehwi, you did your best and that’s all that matters.

Originally posted by dearlydaehwi

guanlin

guanlin would be very chill about it. he wouldn’t even think about the word “nervous”
“babe it’s cold, let’s go inside”
immediately your family would think of him as their son-in-law. guanlin would be shy for five minutes and then let his guards down and have fun. guanlin would be the type to play soccer with your little cousins and let them win on purpose. even though no one was supposed to run on a full stomach, he did it anyway because your cousins were so excited. before the two of you left, guanlin would take all the leftover just so you two can eat and be fat at 2 am in the morning tbh.

Originally posted by aiuanin

Not a Joking Matter

Genre: Slight angst, fluff

Characters: Im Jaebum x Reader; the cats again lol, and a slight appearance by Jinyoung

Warning/s: None.

Summary: Jaebum is usually carefree with your jokes, but when you take it too far, a cold war impends between you two.

A/N: I really can’t help but include Jaebum’s cats??? Anyway, here you go! I’ll be posting the other requests tonight! I apologize for some mistakes made

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Everything you are is a compilation of the people you have met or loved. You love the smell of gasoline because your dad used to breathe deep and smile when he pulled up to the station. You bite your tongue when you’re tickling someone because your mother used to. You smoke cigarettes because you saw a beautiful girl do it once in a movie. Your laugh is built off of every laugh you heard as a small developing child. You love Elliot Smith records because a pretty boy played his vinyls the first time you laid in his arms and felt at home. You love chocolate milk because of Saturday morning cartoons with your brother. You put a pencil behind your ear because your grandfather always did. You think lame jokes are funny because of the funny girl with freckles who told them every morning on the bus ride to school.

Everything you are is pieces of someone else. And someone else is pieces of you too.

—  Halsey (Jan 16, 2014)
Blackpink as types of bffs

Jennie: the mom friend. Will always make sure you got enough food on your plate. Might appear cold sometimes but she lowkey cares a lot for you. Will give you a judging bitch face when you crack lame jokes even though she secretly finds them funny.

Jisoo: dinner dates. So many of them. Any time of the day. “I’m kinda hungry let’s grab some food I heard there’s this new Italian restaurant?” Stare contests that end in weird grimaces. “You don’t think I can eat 50 chicken wings ? OH LEMme show you” -“no jisoo don’t” always protect this smol bean okay.

Rosé: might sing 24/7 when you’re hanging out but you gotta appreciate it okay I mean your ears will probably thank you. Lots of outdoor activities like going to the amusement park or picnicking. Also lots of random jokes that are actually funny.

Lisa: idk but I think of playing mario kart. Or like games in general. Lots of games when being rather at home, enjoying a lazy day with pizza, blankets, pillows and netflix. And mario kart. Deep conversations about life and questions like “are hotdogs sandwiches?”

From the Shadows (A Stenbrough Hogwarts!AU)

Chapter I: The Wolf’s Not Dead

Pairings: Bill Denbrough/Stan Uris, Richie Tozier/Eddie Kaspbrak

Fic Summary: Bill can’t shake the feeling that Stan Uris is hiding something. However, the closer he gets to Stan the faster their world crumbles and as more is unravelled he comes to learn that the darkness doesn’t only live in Stan’s eyes, but in the shadows themselves.

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camila_cabello: HAPPY 19TH LAUREN!! i remember the day you auditioned for X factor seeing a beautiful green eyed girl belt out an Alicia keys song so perfectly i feared for my life. i remember telling my mom “that girl can sing!! and she’s gorgeous too!!” and then you walked out and i told you i loved your shirt remember? HAHAHA. it’s funny how before we even knew how important we were going to be to each other, something in us knew and something in us will always know. i love how fiercely you defend your opinion, i love your strength, your bold independence, and your desire to live life fully. i love that we crack up at each other’s jokes even when nobody else gets them- and i love those moments where we get caught up in talking about a band or a book and we get lost in the conversation like two normal girls in high school that aren’t about to go do something ridiculous like go to an awards show. i will always be there for you when you need someone to vent to, when you want to talk about the overwhelming underwhelmingness of boys that break our hearts or the overwhelming overwhelmingness of when a kiss leaves your head reeling, when i back you up and you need someone to stick up for you, or when you just need someone to understand- we’ve done that for each other in the last 3 years and we will do that for each other forevermore.
i love you so much !!!! happy 19th lern jergi!!!!! camila

@women over the age of 25, 30, 45, 55, 75+:

You are beautiful, wonderful, interesting women who deserve to be fully fledged members of society and deserve to be defined by WHO you ARE and not by your face, body, amount of children, sexuality etc. You deserve to be treated with the same dignity and personal respect that older men drown in, and I want you to know that even though 15y.o girls on Tumblr don’t think you’re important, I do.

Johnny Seo as a Boyfriend!

Originally posted by nctinfo

-Okay!

-So, Let’s talk how you meet

-It’s your shift at the coffee shop (obvious cheesiness is obvious)

-And it’s late at night

-you were about to close up

-so you were putting your barista apron-thingy away

-and the bell chimes signalling some FUCKER CAME IN ONE MINUTE TILL CLOSING

-LIKE CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL AND GET COFFEE IN THE MORNING

-anyway

-This fu-

-I mean hot sonofabitch dayum look at his FACE Y'ALL

-*ehem* you take his order

-“Hi i’ll have 9 cups of your strongest coffee”

-Wait why tf does he need 9 cUPS OF IT

-you don’t question and immediately make it

-“The faster I make this shit the faster I get to go home and watch Harry Potter”

-“Woah Woah Woah you like Harry Potter too?”

-It turns out

-the maniac who drinks 9 cups of coffee at like 12 am is a pretty cool dude

-You later find out it wasn’t for him

-but it was in fact for hIS KPOP GROUP WHAATT

-no wonder he’s so hot

-Time skip whoop whoop

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