your love is rude!!!!

anonymous asked:

Think that anon might have listened to your podcast about IX.

Well, gotta love their decision to send me a rude anon just because I dared to express my opinion on my own podcast. If you get to episode 42 and haven’t realized we care about diversity and representation, I don’t know what to tell you.

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“My favourite music is Justin Bieber !”

Myths about Soul Mates

1. The relationship should be natural, easy and uncomplicated: The truth is that all relationships take time, effort, commitment and energy. You need to make time for each other, to do fun things together, to work on communication, and to learn to negotiate and compromise.

2. The relationship should be conflict free: Because we are each individual and unique we all disagree with others at times, so conflict is natural, and not to be feared. In fact, conflict can force us to confront our differences, and to grow as individuals, and as couples too.

3. Soul mates are romantic: Real life is not the movies, and love can be expressed in countless different ways, and still be genuine. Look out for all the signs that show your partner cares, and don’t be disappointed if they’re not “the stereotype”. Don’t force them to be something that is maybe nor their style.

4. You should always see things the same way and have the same opinions, outlooks and beliefs: You both have different backgrounds and have individual brains so you’re going to sometimes differ in the way you look at life. That needn’t be a problem – you don’t want to be clones.

5. My soul mate will always like and love me: Consideration, respect and a concern for your partner are symptoms of a loving relationship. But being rude and disrespectful or irresponsible are not endearing qualities that build relationships. Instead, we need to give to get – as it’s not “all about me”.

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BTS reaction to you shutting them up with a kiss

Request: Hello! Can you do a bts reaction where they are talking and you interrupt them with a kiss? ☺️ 

Sorry, it took me so long. I hope you like it 💓 


Jin: You two were on a lunch date when Jin decided to go on a rant about food. He kept going on and on about the different types of food he wanted to try. You have always thought Jin is cute when he talks about the things he loves. So you couldn’t help yourself and leaned over and steal a kiss. Jin was stunned for a minute before he started whining. He would start a playful fight on how you couldn’t just kiss him to be quiet because that wasn’t fair. 

“What am I going to do with you? You can’t stay away from my lips that long huh? Do you want another one?”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga: Yoongi has always had a soft spot for you. He would constantly let you get away with things that he wouldn’t let the other members do. This time was no different. Yoongi loves talking with you about anything and everything. You found that too cute and kissed him while he was still talking. Immediately that gummy smile of his would show up. He would start placing gentle kisses on your cheeks. 

"You know I love your kisses but I’m trying to talk here. That was rude of you so give me another one." 

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jhope: Hoseok was always stealing kisses from you when you were least expecting so you decided to get payback. You knew he never would think of you kissing him while talking so that’s what you did. Hobi was in the middle of telling you about his day when you swooped in and kissed him. He stared at you for a minute before he broke out in a huge grin. He leaned in and kissed you again while chuckled to himself.

“Alright, babe it’s on now. Don’t be surprised when I attack you in kisses next.”

Originally posted by j-cypher

Rap Monster: You two had barely started dating and didn’t have your first kiss yet. You wondered when it would happen but lately, Namjoon has been busy with their new comeback so you thought it wouldn’t happen anytime soon. Namjoon has been missing you a lot and decided to surprise you with a visit. When you saw him, you were so excited and without meaning to you kissed him while he was talking. The kiss surprised the both of you and soon you were blushing messes. You were so embarrassed and hide your face in your hands. Namjoon thought you were so cute and took your face out of your hands. He took this as his chance to give you a proper kiss.

“You are so cute, babe. I’m fully expecting this to become a thing now.”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin: You found it cute when Jimin is flustered so you made it your life mission to always find a way to make him embarrassed. Whether it was kissing his cheek with the members around or holding his hand in public. His reactions never cease to entertain you. Lately, you had the idea of kissing him while he was talking. You knew the reaction would be priceless so you waited until you had the chance to do it. He came home and was telling you about some antics Tae and Jungkook were doing that day. When he wasn’t paying attention that’s when you lean in and kissed him. Just as you thought Jimin’s face was priceless and you started laughing. Jimin started ranting about how this wasn’t funny and he was one day going to get payback.

“I swear I’m going to start getting back at you. You know your kisses are my weakness. This isn’t fair.” 

Originally posted by itschiminie

Taehyung: It was always a war between you two when it came to showing affection. You two never wanted to let the other outdo you. If you surprised hug Taehyung and pepper his face in kisses then Tae would retaliate back. He would pick you up and spin you around and give you twice as many kisses than you gave him. You two were constantly coming up with ideas to shower the other with love. That’s why when Tae was expressing how much he loved you, you took the chance and kissed him while he was in the middle of talking. For a moment, Tae didn’t know what happened until you started giggling. He began tickling you while declaring you had an unfair advantage over him.

“No, you can’t just kiss me like that. I’m supposed to win when it comes to showing affection. You owe me more kisses now.”

Originally posted by bwipsul

Jungkook: When you two were alone, Jungkook always has you in his arms to the point where you can never pry him of you. He would love to give you kisses and just cuddle you. But whenever you two are with the other members then Jungkook is far away from you. Kookie hates being teased by the other members so he doesn’t act all lovey when they are around. You, however, found it absolutely hilarious when they start roasting him. So when you walked into their dorm the first thing you did was kiss Jungkook on the lips while he was talking to Taehyung. Of course, this got the other members attention and they all soon joined in teasing the youngest member. Jungkook groaned and hide his face into your neck while praying it’ll be over soon.

“You owe me an endless supply of cuddles now. I’m also getting revenge soon so watch out.”

Originally posted by jkguks

why we love and hate the signs
Aries
•love: they’re always positive and lighten the mood
•hate: they talk about themselves too much
Taurus
•love: they’re always there for you
•hate: they’re stubborn af so they’ll never apologize first
Gemini
•love: they’ll laugh at all your jokes
•hate: they’re fake and rude af
Cancer
•love: they’re nurturing
•hate: they get offended so easily
Leo
•love: they’re funny af
•hate: they’re too confident sometimes and it comes off as extremely cocky
Virgo
•love: they’re super friendly
•hate: they’re picky, control freaks
Libra
•love: you can talk to them about anything
•hate: they try to act superior
Scorpio
•love: once you’re friends they have your back for life
•hate: they will also hold grudges for life
Sagittarius
•love: they’re always fun to be around
•hate: they make jokes at the expense of other people
Capricorn
•love: they’ll listen to you and give you advice
•hate: they’re fucking boring
Aquarius
•love: they know so many random things and use big words (never a boring convo)
•hate: they’ll make you feel stupid af if you don’t share the same views or if you make a mistake
Pisces
•love: they can talk for hours about anything, very passionate
•hate: they are always complaining and making it seem like they’re the only ones who have issues
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honeys, 

this isn’t related to my blog but it is just as important. 

Who you are on the internet shows who you likely are in real life. If you dedicate your time to hurting others or being rude, it is likely that you’re a pretty toxic person to be around in real life. You can only hide so long before your poison leaks everywhere and people start noticing. Sure, you could say you have friends, but examine whether or not those friends are just as toxic as you. 

This is not to say you shouldn’t stand up for your beliefs. 

Stand up for your beliefs. Articulate these beliefs. Be brave, strong, and intelligent.

 But do so with grace, respect, and the understanding that there is an actual human being you are targeting your words at. If you don’t dare to say those words to that person’s face, you probably shouldn’t be typing it up. Realize that you know very little about that person aside from one post or one picture and you are rarely in the position to full on attack, degrade, and shame the person. 

Realize that people can change, but that change will almost never be of your doing if you are toxic, rude, and unforgiving.

A/N: I got this template from chantenyongs and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

A = Aftercare

After your wild ride he’ll retreat to his soft and caring side from being the literal beast with you just two minutes ago. He’ll pull you into his arms while still trying to catch his breath and brush his fingers through your hair and placing kisses on your forehead. Damn you’re lucky and so is he yikes.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your boobs as rude as it sounds, he seriously means it both sexually and innocently. Meaning if there’s gonna be some bed creaking then he’ll immediately place hickies on your chest and have them trail up to your jaw, but if you guys are just watching a movie and cuddling your breasts become his pillow and he won’t even ask he’ll just do it. And of course his favorite tool of his own is his tongue because he sends you to Hong Kong with his tongue technology.

C = Cum

Suga would really love it if he came in your mouth and some of it dripped down your chin so you had to lick it to clean your mess up. Even better if you went back for more.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He has secret recordings of you masturbating when you thought he wasn’t home. It all started when he texted you a little white lie about being home after midnight when he was at your doorstep at 11:45. You thought you had some time and began to pleasure yourself so when Yoongi went to your bedroom to surprise you he saw what you were doing through the crack of your door. He took about a three minute long video before the hard on in his pants was becoming too much to handle and he burst into your room and boy was that night fun.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He definitely knows what he’s doing, as one of the older members I can bet my college tuition that he’s had a few one night stands in his life and went through trial and error to master the techniques he’s learned. Maybe as a gag gift he bought himself a sex position book he looks through when he wants to do something new with you.

F = Favorite position

This has probably been established in a smut I read not to long ago but Yoongi would not only change positions up every so often but nearly every time you guys have sex he has to do the 69 position at least once before you guys are tapped out for the evening.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Yoongi doesn’t joke around much in real life, the occasional chuckle when you’re being cute or the lovely smile he shines only at you and music being his norm. Sex would be no different. No puns or stupid dad jokes Jin taught you are to be used when the clothes are removed.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

He’s so chill about the little things that he doesn’t even pay attention to it so if his hair bothers you you’ll have to talk to him about it at some point. He might consider shaving if it really is a problem for you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s not really a romantic type of guy unless you two had a fight one day and were on the verge of breaking up. Make up sex would be hella cute, he’d take his time to make sure you reach maximum pleasure and would remember to praise you every other second. On normal days it’s just rough animal sex because two hot people plus raging hormones equals so much lust for the two of you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Why can’t he? If you aren’t around to do it for him he’ll take matters into his own hands and use those secret videos I mentioned earlier to help him along the way.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Having sex during work hours or in the studio while he’s working. This is something he won’t necessarily do but he loves it when you know just when he’s had too much going on and you walk in on him testing out lyrics with new beats for some much needed stress relief. When you guys are done he’ll quickly pack up his things and call it a night for working, leaving the rest of the dark hours for you being all to himself.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

^^^^The studio^^^^

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Obviously it’s you that turn him on but if you’re being adorable or if he thinks of you acting cute he won’t get hard. Yet when his thoughts wonder and picture you showering, naked, etc. he’ll get a boner real quick and he’s all cocky as hell and like¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “Guess I gotta get some, come here babe!”

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Despite his love for music he wouldn’t bring any into the bedroom. 1) It might distract him 2) He’ll get off topic and start thinking about a new beat he thought of while listening to the song

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

69 position, remember? That way you’re both getting tongued down tonight.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s ROUGH. Like he’ll growl by accident when he sees how you’re reacting to his current speed, being a moaning mess for him.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Sex with him might be quick as it is because of how fast he goes but since one round is never enough he’ll take quickies very slowly to make it last so that way one round is better than wanting more but not having time to.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He wouldn’t like having sex knowing people can walk in i.e a public place where children or elderly may be nearby but sex in studio and in the BTS dorm is good for him. If people walk in at least they know you’re his and that they should knock next time. As for experimentation he might slowly introduce new things to know, making sure they aren’t too much for you to handle.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s an animal so he won’t stop until he’s near the point of exhaustion, that would also depend on the kind of day he had. If that particular day was full of dance rehearsal then like three rounds, but if he had a semi easy day at work expect you guys to go at it for the whole damn night. He might even call in sick the next day to spend time with you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He’s got the generic stuff, as well as some other hard core things he hasn’t shown you yet. So far you’ve had vibrators, robe, and gags used on you. Not yet has he brought in his whips, chokers, etc.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He wants to get down to business so he’ll only tease if you’ve misbehaved if you know what I mean.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Dogs bark and the whole town gets woken up because of Yoongi’s growls mixing in with your groans. Seriously you guys are so loud and yeah it does make you embarrassed but Yoongi’s highly proud of himself.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Yoongi is crazy for breasts fucking. No matter how big or small your chest is he just loves having his cock in between your breasts and even slapping it against them when he has already came just to see the little strings of his cum stick to him. He’s a kinky mother fucker.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

UUUMMMMMMMM DOES BS&T LIVE PERFORMANCE IN PINK SILK PAJAMAS RING A BELL YOU’RE LUCKY I COULDN’T FIND A GIF AT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE HONEYYY

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

What’s the distance between the Sun and Pluto (THE FUCKING PLANET BTW YES PLUTO IS A PLANET SQUARE ROOT MOTHER FUCKER) again? I’m pretty sure it’s like half of Yoongi’s sex drive.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He sleeps a lot but he feels bad if he just leaves you hanging so he tries to stay up for some pillow talk but ends up passing out in the middle of one of your stories.

~Blake

One Double 0

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 4,402

Summary: Bucky Barnes recieves a birthday gift no one else can top. 

Warning: none, really. a little bit of emotions everywhere, other than that some fluff. 

A/N: It’s Bucky’s 100th birthday! Can you guys believe it?. I have always wanted to write this one, and it fit perfectly for his birthday. Hope you guys enjoy, feedback is as always greatly appreciated! <3


 When you had first decided to become a nurse it had been because your mother was one and because her mother before her had been one and you had always adored the work they did. You had known since you could walk and talk that it was the profession you would want to pursue, and even after you graduated and began working as a nurse, you didn’t once regret the decision at all.

It wasn’t just that it made your family proud, after all, all their three children were highly educated, no it was the possibility of meeting and helping new people each and every day that made you love your job to the core.

Sure there would be rude and very hateful patients, but no job was perfect and neither would yours be just because you loved it.

For the past month, you had been working at a unit for elderly patients. It wasn’t a nursing home, but there were a few patients who was taken care of almost like they would at a nursing home, but this unit was a tad more luxurious than a normal one.

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“Harry! Can we get a picture?” Harry turned at the sound of his name being called out, a smile immediately gracing his features before he was giving the group of fans a quick nod. He had just finished dinner and was waiting for his ride, so taking a couple pictures and signing some posters wouldn’t hurt during the wait. Although he wasn’t a fan of the term ‘famous’, he would never admit to the fact that he actually quite liked it when everyone paid attention to him. He loved watching fans’ eyes light up when they see him walk out from somewhere, he loved how excited they get when he’d give them a little wave or a simple ‘hello!’ - He loved it all! And-

“Oi, you better not abandon me while I’m wearing these heels! I can barely walk in these stupid things…” You cursed to yourself, placing your hand on the bellboys’ shoulder so that you wouldn’t fall over. (You thanked the bellboy afterward, obviously. You weren’t a monster.) You let out a sigh of relief once you managed to pull your stilettos off, tucking the shoes underneath your arms before padding towards Harry. 

“Y/N! Can I get a selfie??” 

“Y/N, love your dress!” Your lips tugged up in a wide grin at the enthusiastic greetings from the fans: What could you say? They loved you! “You seriously need to share a brow tutorial.” 

“Unfortunately I don’t do my own makeup! If I tried filling in my brows they’d look like two furry caterpillars.” You joked, quickly signing your name on a fan’s hand. “By the way, your highlighter is popping.”

“It’s from Colourpop!” 

“Thank goodness for affordable makeup, am I right?” 

“Y/N, can we get a picture too??” 

“Of course!” You laughed lightly, handing your purse and your heels over to Harry with a teasing smile. He told you one time how it kind of bothered him that the fans seemed to like you more than him, and whenever the opportunity appeared you’d take full advantage of it. “You’ll hold my things for me while I snap a couple pictures with the fans, won’t you?” You asked sweetly, Harry’s brows knitting together in frustration before he grabbed your things from your grip. 

“You’re a brat, you know that?” Harry snorted, rolling his eyes lightly. You planted a kiss on his cheek before patting his face gently. 

“No need to be rude just because your fans love me more than you.” You shrugged, quickly moving into position for the photo. 

“Oh, Harry!” Harry perked up when one of the fans called for him, the smile returning to his face. “Can you take the picture for us?” 

Yep. You were definitely everyone’s favorite. 

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Teacher, Teacher | Min Yoongi - Part 1

Originally posted by jeonbase

Summary: Being a teacher is not one of the most exciting jobs, especially Kindergarten. But one kid and one father seem to change that.
Genre: Fluff + Slight angst in the future + Mafia!AU
Word Count: 2,994


“Ah, Yoona, please sit still,” Yoongi said, trying to calm the jittery girl in his arms before he somehow ripped out half her hair. He was trying to do her hair, since it was her first day of Kindergarten and all. Yoongi was trying his all out best, but his efforts didn’t seem like they were working. Her hair kept falling out of the ponytail holder, or he finally got it into a bun but it was too loose. All he was supposed to do was put her hair in a bun, but it did not turn out the way he wanted it to.

“I’m sorry sweety, daddy tried his best, but it still doesn’t look right,” Yoongi said with a slight sigh, letting his hand with the brush fall to his side. He really didn’t want to let her down, but he was getting frustrated and didn’t want to take it out on his little girl. He took the ponytail holder out and let her hair fall down to her shoulders when she jumped off the chair she was in.

“It’s ok, daddy!” she said, turning around and facing him. “You tried your best, I like my hair down just fine,” taking the brush and brushing her hair, she smiled up at him. The one thing Yoongi always wanted to do was have his daughter smile, and if she was happy, so was he. Putting all the supplies away, he came back and clapped his hands gaining his daughter’s attention.

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