your lord and savior jesus christ

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

…if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
—  Romans 10:9
Jesus is our first Love.

If you want love, acceptance, intimacy, victory or fulfillment, there is only one place to find it…and that is through Jesus Christ. Therefore, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Seek Him everyday of your life because it’s in Him that all of your deepest needs are met.

is it true there are people out there who dont like takis? So do you hate yourself or your lord and savior jesus christ u have to pick one

2 Peter 3:18: “But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
God wants us to be spiritually mature and in order for that to happen we need spiritual milk-the word of God: "Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation.” 1 Peter 2:2 Even Paul, as mature as he was, did not consider himself to have achieved perfection such that he could cease striving to improve. He said, forgetting what is behind I press on toward the goal. Like how children do not grow up to be adults overnight, spiritual growth takes time. Don’t get discouraged. As you exercise your faith, and feed on God’s word and fellowship with God’s people and commune with God, slowly but surely, you will attain maturity.

True Christianity is beyond knowing scripture, attending church, and quoting Bible verses.ย True Christianity is knowing Jesus Christ as Savior and making Him Lord of your life. Saving-faith is heart-deep, following, and obeying Christ.
—  Unfailing Treasures
God is eagerly waiting for the chance to answer your prayers and fulfill your dreams, just as He always has. But He can’t if you don’t pray, and He can’t if you don’t dream. In short, He can’t if you don’t believe.
—  Jeffrey R. Holland

God never changes. In fact, it is impossible for God to change. Life and its uncertainties may shake you, but God-the Rock of Ages-does not move. If you cling to Him, His strength will sustain you. God’s unchanging purpose gives you eternal significance. Ps 33:11 says, “The Lord’s plans stand firm forever; His intentions can never be shaken.” God’s unchangeable ways assure you of unwavering guidance. Ps 18:30 says, “As for God, His way is perfect.” God’s unchanging commitment guarantees everlasting security. If you have trusted in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you can be assured of eternal life. "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever” Hebrews 13:8

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the signs + terrible things to say when ur comforting someone

Aries: i know u are hurting right now but just think…someday U will die :-)
Taurus: ……anyway
Gemini: look, ur face is raining
Cancer: *covers friends entire body with blanket* ur a tent
Leo: I was once mauled by an entire raccoon, your pain is irrelevant
Virgo: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground,
Libra: donald trump is a terror mango
Scorpio: ok ur boyfriend may have dumped u but did he dump DEEZ NUTS
Sagittarius: do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ
Capricorn: sorry, can u start over I was staring at dat ass
Aquarius: *pats shoulder with broom* there there….
Pisces: im really sorry but i just ate burritos and i’ve been farting this whole time, i’m so sorry