your horse is too high

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Shorty | Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir x Reader


You gave his arm a hard push, accompanied with a glare. “I had it.” You stated through gritted teeth. Then, you took the teddy bear from his grip and crossed your arms around it.

“We were standing there for seven minutes..” Came his reply. Sure, you spent a good amount of time trying to retrieve the teddy from the top of the stand but–you really did almost have it!

You grumbled under your breath, walking alongside the taller teen. He just loved to rub his enormous height in your face whenever he had the chance! You were never given a chance to do anything because he were already there. He outdid you in class, the park–even now; at the carnival.

“What did you want to ride next?” Adrien asked, placing his arm on your head to slightly lean on it.

Another thing you didn’t understand; why did Adrien ask you out tonight? Surely he could’ve went with someone–anyone else; but instead he chose you. Though, if you looked past all the snide remarks, playful touches, and jokes; you may be able to count him as an alright guy.

You pushed his arm once again; causing it to fall back to his side. “I don’t know, the Ferris Wheel?”

Adrien hummed, pondering on the thought for a moment. “No, too high.”

Oh, how you’d like to hurt him. You clutched the stuffed animal tighter; anger steadily rising in your being. You let out a sharp breath through your nose while looking at the many carnival rides. “Fine then, the carousel?”

Adrien paused for a moment; placing his hand on his chin and looking down in deep thought. “That’s okay.” He answers after a long pause. As he reaches for your hand, you jerk it away–directing a glare at the boy.

Last time you granted him permission to hold your hand; he continued to make smart remarks! He gave a soft sigh, settling on walking beside you. The two of you stood in line silently; waiting for your turn. A glance nor word were exchanged as the set of people were finally finished with their ride.

Due to how quiet he had quickly become–you wondered if you angered him. He continued giving small sighs here and there; being the only sign to his conscious mind.

You decided not to say anything about it, instead walking with him to find an open seat on the carousel. The horse that caught your eye was light shade of (F/C) with golden reins and (2nd F/C) hair.

Absolutely majestic. You thought; ultimately drawn to  it already.

With the teddy bear in one hand–you used your other hand to grab the pole. The mechanical horse was stopped at the highest point of the point of the pole–and you knew for sure it was mocking you. As your grip on the pole tightened–you tried jumping; to at least get your top half up onto the horse.

“It’s too high!” You grumbled, jumping for it once more. Fortunately; you were able to throw a leg over the horse’s saddle. Unfortunately–you were left hanging over the side; unable to pull yourself up.

“Do you want to try another?” Adrien asked; slightly embarrassed on your behalf.

“No way!” You shouted, turning your head to glare at him. “I want this one–it’s (F/C)!”

Adrien stifled a laugh at your response; causing any worry you previously had to vanish. He then approached your position and grabbed your waist, hoisting you up onto the horse’s back fully. After getting situated; you looked down at the teddy bear and muttered something.

“I couldn’t hear you.” Adrien stated honestly. He was standing in front of your horse–his attention directed at a few couples that walked by.

“I said thank you! Geez!” You repeated, crossing your arms and puffing out your cheeks a bit.

Adrien then turned to look at you, a bit taken aback. His facial expression held a mixture of uncertainty, confusion, and possibly happiness? He then gave you a big smile and nodded, “Of course.”

He then reached for your hand again; but it was so quick that you didn’t have time nor space to move away. As your hand was in his, he directed it back to the pole–his hand remaining over yours. Just then, the ride began to move; catching you off guard.

You could’ve fallen off if it weren’t for Adrien. Or at least; that’s what he wanted you to think.

You turned your attention back to Adrien from the ride operator–only to find him staring at you already. Startled, you tried making yourself smaller–pulling back and shoulders hiked. “W-What?” You question, finding yourself unable to look away from his firm gaze.

Adrien makes a noise similar to a hum as he shakes his head; his golden hair moving along with him in an interesting pattern. “Nothing. I was just thinking.”

Yet; his line of vision still didn’t break. It caused you to feel fifty shades of self-conscious again, especially with his hand that held yours. A small blush were beginning to adorn your cheeks, giving you the false assumption of his hand suddenly getting warmer.

“Then stop staring..” You muttered, looking away.

“You know I can’t do that.” Adrien’s voice came out in a low whisper; directly next to your ear. His free hand drifted upwards until he was playing with a loose strand of (H/C) hair. Then, his hand became situated on your cheek–directing you to look at him once more.

Your gazes locked once more; (E/C) eyes meeting emerald ones. Anxiety and fear began to build up in your being as Adrien’s hand made it’s way to the back of your neck; leaving goosebumps along the skin he so  lightly grazed over.

He then moved closer–but only by an inch; clearly testing the waters. His eyes showed that he was having an internal battle with himself, and his gaze would flicker down every few seconds.

You weren’t a super genius; but you knew what he wanted.

Seemingly relaxed at your lack of refusal, Adrien continues. Just as he were mere centimeters from your lips–you felt his entire presence pull away.

The carousel had come to an abrupt stop, causing the ride and its riders to jerk forwards. Adrien–whom was standing; was suddenly thrown off his feet, landing on the metal floorboards under you.

His entire face flushed red as he stood once more. He didn’t look you in the eye–instead turning to get off the ride completely.

There was a small crowd nearby, some cheering–others laughing; all the while directing their gazes towards you.

Slightly embarrassed, you slide yourself off of the mechanical horse. You quickly find your position next to Adrien and continue walking without exchanging contact. You didn’t know why, but you found yourself concerned for his feelings again. Was he angry–or embarrassed?

His ears were tinted red–you noticed; so maybe he was just still upset about the fall.

Just as you were about to question him, he intertwined his hand with yours. “Let’s go ride the Ferris Wheel now. There’s bound to be better privacy there.” You could hear Adrien mutter as he pulled you along.

If you actually thought about it; maybe all the past encounters with Adrien weren’t all to pick at your height. What if he were interested in you from the start–and the only way he knew how to approach was by helping you?

You could feintly remember the conflicted expression that appeared on his face after he helped you retrieve a book from a high shelf. Or even the sheepish smiles he’d give you after ruffling your hair or giving your shoulder a squeeze. And maybe–just maybe; all his remarks about your height were simple questions about the only thing he knew to approach with.

You gave yourself a dark view on the bright boy since the beginning–which made you feel ultimately bad now.

Great, now you were going to have to make it up to him. Though, maybe it’ll be more interesting this time around.

–Just maybe.

————

AAAAND REQUEST FINISHED

OH MY IT’S BEEN A WHILE

BUT

I HAVE TWO ONESHOTS TO DROP HERE!! C:

*pushes off roof*

The Isak + Even fan fics that I’m currently reading Part Two:
(This could be a recommendation list I guess, but it’s more of a list of fics that I’m currently reading, so the ones that I’ve already read aren’t there. The list is also in random order. Here’s part one.)

Digging Upwards | Allieverwas

This version of Isak’s story starts after the break in season 2, a few days after Isak moves into Eskild’s basement. Even never left Elvebakken. I’m better at writing stories than blurbs. Go read my story.

will you share your soul with me? |  hippopotamus

There’s a school camping trip at the beginning of Isak’s second year. He’s not sure why he agrees to go, especially when he remembers how difficult it is for him to sleep anywhere that isn’t his own bed.

It turns out he’s not the only insomniac on the trip.

not in the stars to hold your destiny |  Stria (Asia117)

“What the fuck,” Even murmurs, and Isak almost wants to mock him, but he refrains. He’s not 16 anymore. “Everything okay, Isak?”
“Peachy.” Isak doesn’t look at him. “Go find someone else to talk to.” Miss him with that shit.
“Wow, what the fuck. Get off your high horse.” Even sounds irritated, too. Good. Isak just snorts.
“When you’ll take off that stick from your ass,” he hisses, and then goes up to Mikha. He doesn’t need to make a scene in front of everyone.

[Or, the one in which Even and Isak can’t stand each other, but they still end up together eventually.]

take me to the stars | iriswests

Isak thinks Even is pretentious and impractical. Even thinks Isak is arrogant and uptight. They’re not each other’s biggest fans, even if they do happen to have spectacular sex on a very, very drunken night. And Isak doesn’t mean to do it again, but he does, anyway, so now they’re establishing ground rules and deciding that maybe they can keep doing this, no strings attached, no commitments, no feelings, and, most importantly, no need to stop disliking each other.

And then it’s not quite that simple anymore.

if I knew it were true | smokeshop

They’ve both been broken. Even hates his brain and Isak hates his life, and the past is always lurking.

Friends With Benefits AU where Isak loves Even and Even loves Isak, but they’re afraid to make it work.

Come out, come out, to the sea my love… and just, drown with me  | GayaIsANerd

In which Even saves Isak from an asshole ex, and from himself

—– Another fake boyfriend AU, because we can’t have enough of those

these pictures of you | skamz

Isak Valtersen’s family owns a business empire. When his father decides to release a memoir called A year in the life of the Valtersens, Even Bech Næsheim is the photographer who gets hired to follow them around for a year.

This is the story of how Isak and Even fell in love, during that year.

love and healing | evenbakkas

Isak is angry. He’s fucking pissed, and he’s suddenly seeing red, because his ex fucking took his heart and stomped on it until it was left in pieces, and he doesn’t get to do this to Isak after all the shit he’s pulled.

So, before the guy can answer, Isak smiles curtly and says, “He’s my boyfriend.”

Or: A Fake dating!AU where Isak goes grocery shopping and meets an attractive stranger in a jean jacket who ends up leaving as his fake boyfriend.

Knock Four Times | folerdetdufoler

Isak is a senior in college, studying at a university in America. He lives in an apartment on campus with three other guys and works part-time in the student center to help with his tuition. As much as he’s enjoyed the whole college experience, he’s ready to graduate and head back to Oslo, to his city, his family, and his boyfriend

.But then, during the first week of his last semester, he steps off the elevator onto his floor and sees a guy sitting in the empty hallway. Isak walks over to see if he needs help with something, and finds out three very important things: his name is Even, he just moved into the building but already got locked out, and he is fucking gorgeous.

let go when you give it | unsungyellowraincoat

Isak is a tired biology student who has no time for love, he barely manages to take care of himself. Until two small dogs and a tall handsome stranger change all of that.

Aka Isak and Even meet in a dog park.

What light through yonder window breaks? | obscurial

The one where Isak and Even have balconies directly across each other. (in other words, a neighbours!au.)

These Mountains To Move | verlore_poplap

Isak’s not even sixteen yet and his life’s already screwed. Apparently that Hollywood actor guy– Even Bech Næsheim– is his soulmate? Excuse him but…what the hell?!

I feel it when you look at me | photographer_of_thoughts

“Did you hear about the new guy?” Jonas asked, motioning over to the other side of the cafeteria.
Isak looked up and became rather breathless at the sight of the tall, blonde, and totally gorgeous boy wearing sunglasses.
Wait. Sunglasses? Inside?
“Must suck to be the new transfer and blind. I hope someone is helping him find all his classes.”

Or, Isak and Even learn to see each other.

a mental archive of love unwanted | chevythunder

“You’re in love with him,” Isak says. “And he doesn’t know.”He thinks about denying it, to shrug it off like he has so many times before, but in the end, he’s too tired to lie and the fact is, he doesn’t want to.“I’m in love with him,” Even says, slumping back into the sofa. “And he doesn’t know.”

Even moves into a new flat, gains new friends and tries not to have his heart broken. He nails the first two.

→  something more (re-reading) | milk_o_vich

Isak had always felt something more. And he knew Chris was probably doing it on purpose. He was teasing Isak – teasing him with the possibility that maybe, someday, they might be more than this, whatever this was. And Isak had fallen for it, hook line and sinker, because it had been one year and whilst Chris continued to fuck anyone he liked, Isak only ever had eyes for Chris.

(Isak/Chris but also Isak/Even)

Produce 101 Scandals

I’m so sick of seeing the trainees being bashed for simple mistakes. Some trainees didn’t even do anything wrong but still get bashed because some people hate on everything unless their fave is doing well and even then they still do it.

Scandals started even before the first episode aired, Maroo Entertainment’s Han Jongyeon got shit on for his past actions. I honestly didn’t have a problem with him leaving the competition because he deserved consequences for what he did, but what we forget sometimes is that it’s not our place to judge or say anything on the matter. Whether he did something or not we don’t know the full story so why stick your nose in a place where it doesn’t belong. I’m not saying you can’t have an opinion but don’t “take matters I to your own hands” and hate on a trainee when all the information you know came out of an allkpop article. It is not your business, you aren’t involved in anyway, so why are you over there making a fool out of yourself by cussing out a trainee that might never see your comments.

Kang Daniel got shit on for his actions, I understand that he did make a terrible decision and should have thought it through but it’s a simple mistake. He apologized and got dealt with by the Produce 101 staff so why do you think that your two cents are needed? The kid gets hated on and will continue to get hated on regardless of what he chooses to do because of a simple mistake. Get off your high horse, realize that you too have made mistakes and leave him alone. What do you get out of hating on a 22 year old that is just trying to make his dreams come true? at the end of the day he’s doing something with his life and you’re sitting at home using foul language because you lack the intelligence to voice your opinion in a civilized manner.

Lee Daehwi, better known as “the kid that did absolutely nothing to you”. What did he do exactly? “He’s arrogant” acknowledging your skills and having your best be enough to be one of the best is arrogance? He got hated on for being the center because apparently you can be an absolute mess on stage and be worshipped as long as you’re handsome. Beauty is subjective so I’m not going to fight you on your opinion, even if I’m my eyes Daehwi has a cute lil face that is idol worthy, but you know to each their own. The hate that he gets got so bad that he felt that he couldn’t be disappointed for being ranked lower than he had hoped for, it got so bad that he didn’t volunteer to be center for playing with fire, it got so bad that he felt that he had to say “I know I’m ugly but please vote for me” during his “it’s meringue time” video. Daehwi is beyond talented, I do believe that he is a force to be reckoned with and so do you because if you didn’t you wouldn’t bash him to make your faves look better.

Im Youngmin has to be the most heartbreaking for me. How would you feel if you got hated on because you were with someone you love? I don’t expect you to think about that why would you? You’ve proven that you’re about as selfish and petty as it can get, so why would you put yourself in somebody else’s place? All of those comments scolding him for dating someone are completely unnecessary, frustrating, and well stupid. It’s not his or his girlfriend’s fault that you feel entitled to a 22 year old just because he’s on the path of becoming a public figure. Princess he’s not yours to do with as you please, he’s not here to do as you say, he’s human and him and every idol out there should be treated as such. Idols, soon to be idols, and/or trainees do not give up their humanity when they decide on this lifestyle. YOU DO NOT GET TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO. YOU DO NOT GET TO DESTROY THEIR FRIENDSHIPS OR RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. But you do, you do it anyways, you hurt the people you say you love because you are a spoiled brat that can’t handle not getting what they want. I hope Youngmin and his girlfriend get through this and live happily ever after just to spite you all. I hope that they shove their relationship down your throat so we can see you foaming at the mouth in the corner, but that’s the thing. You see you don’t really care, it’s all temporary. One day you love this celebrity and say that you’ll be in love forever and the next you find somebody new to obsess over (god help them). For you it’s temporary, for them it’s there forever, that situation is a part of their life. Maybe you ruined a relationship that meant the world to them, maybe you ruined their chances of being successful, maybe you damaged their mental health. You’re not paying for your actions, they are, but you don’t care. If your fave isn’t in love with you then he can’t be in love with anybody? Please rethink your psychotic mentality and stop being a waste of oxygen for the rest of us.

I’m so sick and tired of trainees/idols being bashed for nothing. They deserve to be happy just like you and me. You say you love them, how about you stop saying it and start showing it?

anonymous asked:

Hey sweeties! Do you know fics in which Even hates Isak or Isak hates Even and they slowly fall in love with each other? <3

Hello, love!

Listen, I was about to link you to our Hate to Love!au tag, but then I realized that we haven’t actually done a proper rec list of those for months??? So saddle up, lovely, because this has been a long overdue and it’s bound to get pretty long! ;)

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ONESHOTS:

CHAPTERED: 

  • take me to the stars by iriswests
    Summary: Isak thinks Even is pretentious and impractical. Even thinks Isak is arrogant and uptight. They’re not each other’s biggest fans, even if they do happen to have spectacular sex on a very, very drunken night. And Isak doesn’t mean to do it again, but he does, anyway, so now they’re establishing ground rules and deciding that maybe they can keep doing this, no strings attached, no commitments, no feelings, and, most importantly, no need to stop disliking each other.And then it’s not quite that simple anymore. 

  • The Notion of Falling by smokeshop
    Summary: Isak hates Even and Even hates Isak and Sana is the only one who knows why.

  • Come On, Set the Tone by boxesofflowers & Eeyoreneedsahug
    Summary: Isak is a recently out popstar who wants to prove that he is not just another pretty face in pop music and has the skills to make his own way in the musical world (just like his newly found idol, Even Bech Naesheim). Even is a self contained, indie singer songwriter who takes shit from nobody - anyone in his cult following will tell you (including a certain popstar). Shortly after a public feud between the two begins, they’re forced together for a nationwide tour. 9 weeks, 50 shows, and countless hours (together) on the tour bus leave Even writing cryptic love songs and Isak wondering if he should leave everything he knows behind. Ft. BL!SS, Balloon Squad, Wireless Problems, Jonas, and the Wobbles

  • Not in the stars to hold our destiny by Stria (Asia117)
    Summary: “What the fuck,” Even murmurs, and Isak almost wants to mock him, but he refrains. He’s not 16 anymore. “Everything okay, Isak?” “Peachy.” Isak doesn’t look at him. “Go find someone else to talk to.” Miss him with that shit. “Wow, what the fuck. Get off your high horse.” Even sounds irritated, too. Good. Isak just snorts. “When you’ll take off that stick from your ass,” he hisses, and then goes up to Mikha. He doesn’t need to make a scene in front of everyone. (Or, the one in which Even and Isak can’t stand each other, but they still end up together eventually.)

  • in the morning you’ll dance with all the headache by bluesterek
    Summary: “Why do you hate me? Is it still about that kiss in first grade?” “You kissed my crush in front of me, Even.” “Yeah well, sorry about that, but that was like a century ago. Besides, you don’t even like girls.” “Excuse me, what?”. Or, Isak hates Even. Even hates Isak. But fortunately, Sana is going to make everything work.

  • Not Everything Is About You by HazyCosmicJive
    Summary: Isak hates his neighbor. He’s loud, he’s inconsiderate, and he’s loud. When he finally gets a well deserved break from his obnoxious neighbor, somehow the asshole ends up flooding his entire apartment. He doesn’t want to do it, but with nowhere else to go he ends up taking the guy’s offer up and staying with him until his apartment is useable again.

  • If You Don’t Love Me, Don’t Tell Me by quickwitlips
    Summary: Even’s two sided personality is what drives Isak’s hatred towards him. An asshole frat boy at night while he parties, then a top student by day who charms everyone with his bright smile. Except, Isak doesn’t believe that Even has any good intentions.

  • Not A Chance by bashfulisak
    Summary: Isak and Even don’t know much about each other - but while in the cafeteria, they can’t keep their eyes off each other and eventually they can’t keep their hands off, either.

  • helium hearts (we’re on fire) by itjustkindahappened
    Summary: 10 Things I Hate About You!AU. Eva enrolls at Hartvig Nissens VGS in Oslo and falls headfirst for the popular and pretty Vilde Lien. Vilde, however, is not allowed to date until Isak—her sarcastic, misantropic introvert of a step brother—does. Together with her new group of friends, Eva comes up with a plan to set Isak up with the school’s rumor-ridden bad boy Even Bech Næsheim so she can take her crush out. Featuring stargazing, parties, and endless pining.

  • Crystal Dust by Liolny
    Summary: “Right. Some advice for the future -” His eyes were glinting with something that could almost be described as playfulness but nonetheless screamed mystery. “Since I’m assuming you’re not some kind of MARVEL character” he paused “- looking through my head to see that clock,” he continued, pointing a thump over his shoulder, “is probably not gonna happen. I’m also sure your MacBook is more than capable of informing you about the time.” Isak was startled to say the least. He also just so happened to be the last person to be mocked by anybody, no less some arrogant prick, who thought he could just be smug in Isak’s face without consequences. Or: Even Bech Næsheim is a mystery and apparently there is no way in hell that he could be Isak’s soulmate.

  • Caught in the Crossfire by CrochetingWords
    Summary: AU where Isak and Sana are police officers and partners working for the Oslo police department. Even used to work for the Oslo police department and is now Oslo’s most well known private detective who assists the department in cases while documenting them on his blog. Isak is not impressed with the famous good looking detective is already at the crime scene he was called out to…

  • blue and green wrapped in gold by beanievaltersen
    Summary: “You know, that blush really suits you"Isak choked on air, ducking his head down a little, his entire face feeling like it was on fire.“Shut up!” Isak said, daring to sneak a glance back up at Even.He was grinning. Of course he was. Fuck you. Or, a hate to love uni!AU with 19 year old Isak and 21 year old Even.

  • Breathe Me Gently by i_once_wrote_a_dream
    Summary: Isak Valtersen. He doesn’t like him. He just doesn’t. The kid has everything too easy. Good grades. Good friends. Probably has parents that love him. Even fucking hates him. Alternatively, a Being 17 au.

  • If You Don’t Love Me, Don’t Tell Me by quickwitlips
    Summary: Even’s two sided personality is what drives Isak’s hatred towards him. An asshole frat boy at night while he parties, then a top student by day who charms everyone with his bright smile. Except, Isak doesn’t believe that Even has any good intentions.

–A

  • Lucy: Natsu... Natsu, I love you. I've loved you for a long time now! PLEASE tell me you feel the same way, my heart can't take it...!
  • Natsu: Lucy... I...
  • Lucy: Yes?!
  • Natsu: ... Pfft. Phwwwh. I can't do it. I can't do it with a serious face...! Oh, man. (^_^) Sorry, Luce, it'd just be too awkward.
  • Lucy: Wh-Why?! I... I really thought we had something...! (;_;)
  • Natsu: I don't think I ever loved you in THAT way, but y'know, what sorta clinched the not-dating thing was the fact that your ancestor was my caretaker...
  • Lucy: ..........
  • Natsu: Yeah... Even if you're generations apart, it's like I was raised by an adult!Lucy. I wouldn't be able to look at you without seein' Anna. (^_^);
  • Lucy: B-But...! But, but, but...!
  • Natsu: Look, I'm just not into MILFs, alright? ... *ignores the far-off indignant cries of a deceased redhead* And even if I was, you're still more like a, eh... twice-removed sister. Or somethin'. I dunno how to word it, I just know it'd be weird.
  • Lucy: *triumphant gleam in her eye* But Erza's like a sister!
  • Natsu: (-_-); L-Lucy... you don't wanna go there...
  • Erza: Somebody said my name...? I swear they asserted something else, as well...
  • Lucy: OH, SHIT! (O_O) *sees that Erza dragged in some sort of medieval torture device* N-N-No! No one's said a peep about you!
  • Erza: Hnn. I swear they said something like I'm Natsu's sister... And that's strange, because it feels like we transcended a sibling relationship a long time ago...
  • Natsu: Told ya you wouldn't wanna go there... (¬‿¬)
  • Lucy: *clamps a hand over his mouth* SHUT UP!!!
  • Erza: Hmm...?
  • Lucy: HOTHOTHOT!!! *realizes her mistake in clamping NATSU'S mouth shut*
  • Natsu: Lucy's tryna compare her new situation to yours 'n mine. She wants to hook up, but I just think it'd be too weird to date someone who might as well be my caretaker's twin. (-_-)
  • Lucy: *waving her hands about frantically* NONONO! It wasn't like that, I swear!
  • Erza: Hnn. That WAS a surprising reveal... I'm afraid I can't let you cause Natsu discomfort, Lucy. It is now time for Punishment. *straps her into the medieval device and carts her away*
  • Natsu: (o_o) Well, that was fun. Who's for Chinese? >:D
  • ~*~
  • Note: So we can't ship Natza because they're siblings, eh...? How about that 529, eh, eh? I'd say that rules out Lucy, too. Get off your high horse, Nalu camp.

anonymous asked:

hi! can you recommend any hate to love fics plzz ??

Hello! Sure, here and here

There has also been a few new ones since I’ve replied to those asks, so I’ll just add those here :) No problem!

  • Checking From Behind by DickAnderton
    Summary: Isak is to captain his hockey team this season which means he has to somehow learn to cooperate with the newest addition to their team: Even Bech Næsheim. This proofs to be impossible, especially when nothing about Even’s mysterious transfer adds up and his moods are just too frustrating. 

  • Pizza my Heart by sunshine_evak
    Summary: How a pizza delivery boy and a guy who never tips end up falling in love.

  • Don’t know what I was waiting for by alwaysevak
    Summary: Even stares a lot, Magnus thinks he’s the sun and Isak just wants everyone to know he’s an ass.

  • The Only Way Up is Believing in Never Looking Down by hopefuldelusion
    Summary: Isak never wanted to work with Even, but maybe it really was the best thing for the both of them.Or: AU where Isak and Even are both actors and have heard rumors about each other but don’t actually know much about the other person and are forced to play opposite in a film.

  • a little something (to make me sweeter) by verlore_poplap
    Summary: “I wouldn’t call it a feud exactly,” Isak says and tries not to shift uncomfortably in his seat. It’s one of his obvious tells and one that Sana has been trying to train him out of for quite some time.

  • Come On, Set the Tone by boxesofflowers Eeyoreneedsahug
    Summary: Isak is a recently out popstar who wants to prove that he is not just another pretty face in pop music and has the skills to make his own way in the musical world (just like his newly found idol, Even Bech Naesheim). Even is a self contained, indie singer songwriter who takes shit from nobody - anyone in his cult following will tell you (including a certain popstar). Shortly after a public feud between the two begins, they’re forced together for a nationwide tour. 9 weeks, 50 shows, and countless hours (together) on the tour bus leave Even writing cryptic love songs and Isak wondering if he should leave everything he knows behind. Ft. BL!SS, Balloon Squad, Wireless Problems, Jonas, and the Wobbles

EDIT: Some newer ones!

  • The Notion of Falling by smokeshop
    Summary: Isak hates Even and Even hates Isak and Sana is the only one who knows why.

  • take me to the stars by iriswests
    Summary: HateToLove!au & friends with benefits!au; Isak thinks Even is pretentious and impractical. Even thinks Isak is arrogant and uptight. They’re not each other’s biggest fans, even if they do happen to have spectacular sex on a very, very drunken night. And Isak doesn’t mean to do it again, but he does, anyway, so now they’re establishing ground rules and deciding that maybe they can keep doing this, no strings attached, no commitments, no feelings, and, most importantly, no need to stop disliking each other.And then it’s not quite that simple anymore. 

  • Not in the stars to hold our destiny by Stria (Asia117)
    Summary: “What the fuck,” Even murmurs, and Isak almost wants to mock him, but he refrains. He’s not 16 anymore. “Everything okay, Isak?” “Peachy.” Isak doesn’t look at him. “Go find someone else to talk to.” Miss him with that shit. “Wow, what the fuck. Get off your high horse.” Even sounds irritated, too. Good. Isak just snorts. “When you’ll take off that stick from your ass,” he hisses, and then goes up to Mikha. He doesn’t need to make a scene in front of everyone. (Or, the one in which Even and Isak can’t stand each other, but they still end up together eventually.)

  • Not A Chance by bashfulisak
    Summary: Isak and Even don’t know much about each other - but while in the cafeteria, they can’t keep their eyes off each other and eventually they can’t keep their hands off, either.

anonymous asked:

omg i hate this mane n tail discourse because tbh now is the first time i have been informed it's not actually meant for people and... i have a huge-ass bottle to get through

LMAO i am SORRY the upside is there is no reason not to use it for people/that their web presence & FAQ is a really fun time  

Happy Valentines Day, @prosciuttoe!

A/N: I hope you like this, Valentine! I tried to incorporate a little fake dating into an enemies to lovers trope and I’m excited for you to read it!

Summary: Clarke and Bellamy work at the same law firm and despite being incredibly attracted to one another, they can’t stand each other. But Bellamy has a secret and Clarke stumbles onto it completely by accident. Spending Valentine’s Day together afterwards isn’t planned, but it ends up being a great idea.

Rated: T

Warnings: brief mention of child abuse, vague, nothing graphic or explicit.


It was an unusual night. The stuffy corporate firm had won a huge case. Millions of dollars would flow into the law firm and everyone was being treated for the months of hard work that they’d all put in on top of regular caseloads. The verdict was handed down around four in the afternoon and the partners had the office drenched in champagne and top shelf scotch by five. It was now seven and they were both much more relaxed and chattier than they would normally be.

Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake hated each other. She considered him an arrogant know-it-all and he thought of her as an overworked stick-in-the-mud. But tonight was an unusual night. And they were sitting in a corner of the swanky conference room because the two arm chairs in the back corner were the best.

“Why’d you become a lawyer?” Bellamy asked Clarke, his words were slow and his voice was deep.

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I am so sick of people hating Daenerys
  • Like please give me a break i can accept if you just don't like her character but hate?
  • Everyone seems to remember her mistakes but she is just as a child in a war as Arya and Sansa.Her brother treated he worse than an animal,she was raped and beaten she lost a child but however she was nice.She didn't let the Dothraki harm the slaves.She freed the other slaves later yes she made big mistakes but she is not a politician not she has any experience on these things so shut up with all the hate and slut shaming because it's wrong
  • Not to mention she never used her beauty/looks to achieve anything while she could easily do that

  Let’s discuss Tumblr etiquette, folks;
  
especially within the roleplaying communities. 

  • If you have an issue with someone: block, blacklist, postblock.
  • Don’t be an asshole; it’s so easy to avoid people, and in the rare occasion where Tumblr Savior/Blacklist isn’t working, get off your dash. That’s it.
  • Don’t go around telling people not to write with others and use their names/urls. It’s alright to discuss issues privately with friends. I’m not saying you can’t. But don’t go saying ‘Don’t write with _____ , they’re an asshole.’, or 'If you write with ____ , I won’t be your friend or write with you’, or 'If you write with ____, my muse will die’.Because you know what? That just makes you an asshole, and people can see it. Guilt tripping isn’t okay, nor is slandering another person who has done nothing wrong, simply because you don’t like them.
  • Don’t try to make people feel like shit about themselves, if only to make yourself feel better, because people are suffering

“uniq is really new, (insert other artist here) should win” ummmm how long they’ve been in the business has no correlation with how much they deserve this win???? if anything, it’s impressive that they’re doing so well being so new and all

Archangels and Tricksters

Request: can you write one where the reader is a trickster and she is being hunted by Sam and Dean, them thinking it’s Gabriel. and she sets them up in a trick but then she meets Gabriel and they become friends and fluff please? thanks so much!

Author: Dee

Word Count: 1,589

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Your feet hit the pavement, legs sore from running, what had to be at least eight miles now. You could still hear the impala, a rumble down the dark road behind you. How the hell had you ended up here? You were supposed to be powerful, a Trickster, a god for Heaven’s sake! Yet here you were, being run down by two brothers in a rust bucket car. You could hear them closer now, slowly catching up to you.

Your feet skidded to a stop, your chest heaving with a sensation that was all new to you. Exhaustion. You spun on your heels. The moment they had come at you, you’d known something was up. They were hunting you with a blade, an archangel blade of all things. You’d never seen one in person, but there was no mistaking it for anything else. Their weapon may not have been a stake, but who knew what that thing would do to you? If it could kill some of Heaven’s most powerful, surely it could take out a lower class trickster. You panted, resting your hands on your knees and wracking your brain for something, anything to use against the Winchesters.

You could see headlights now, dimmer than a candle flame, but approaching you still. You wouldn’t have run at first, if they hadn’t been so damn fast themselves. You could see the silhouette of their car now, two beaming headlights seeming to stare you down. You back up a bit, stumbling over your own feet. You couldn’t thing of anything to do, but your arm shot out anyway, and you could hear two very loud pops and something you could only describe as the flutter of wings, as you blew out their front tires. It didn’t take them long to figure out what was happening, sliding from their seats and slamming the doors behind them, pursuing you on foot now. This evened out the fight a bit, still two against one, but no automobiles to give them a head start.

You spun around again, thinking you would run a bit further maybe set up some sort of trap, slow them down a bit. No such luck. The moment you turned your face hit something soft and warm. The sweet aroma of caramel and chocolate filling your nose. You let your eyes drift upward, finding two eyes looking right back at you. Your first instinct should have been to run, it always had been at least, but looking at the man in front of you, his warm whisky eyes still watching your own, you felt familiarity, you felt safe.

“Who…?” You trailed off as he pushed you behind him, walking almost happily to your attackers. You kept your distance, standing in the background as he made his way down the road. Surely he was a mad man, facing the Winchester brothers unarmed. Despite this, you trusted him wholeheartedly, he had to know what he was doing. Right?

“Well hey guys! Long time no see, huh?” The man stopped in front of the Winchesters, easily a foot shorter than both of them. What he didn’t show in height however, he most definitely made up for in his audacity. There came no response from the boys, only looks of confusion plastered in to their features. “What, cat got your tongue?” The man looked to Dean. “Or hell hound, I suppose in your case,” he chuckled at his own joke, still awaiting on some form of communication.

Dean stepped forward a bit. “You, you’re dead. You told us you were dead, that Lucifer-” He attempted to continue but the man cut him off.

“Lucifer, my ass. That dick didn’t kill me, not the real me any way.” It was Sam’s turn to step forward, looking like a giant looming over the other two.

“How did you do it? And why the hell would you leave us to track down your brother, and clean up his mess? Shouldn’t that have been your job?”

“Oh please Samantha, a magician never reveals his best act. Plus, don’t you remember?” The man pointed to himself, a smirk playing across his lips. “I am the Trickster.” Trickster? He was a trickster too. It made sense, you couldn’t think of any other creatures who would be keeping close enough tabs on you to know your location.

Dean glared at the trickster, anger evident in his eyes. “You are not a goddamn trickster, Gabriel! You are a mighty douche, stuck up there on your high horse, archangel wings too fried to fly you down!” Gabriel. This man was not a trickster. Maybe man wasn’t the right word for him. You had grown up hearing stories of the angel, how he had disappeared from Heaven, coming to live on Earth. Not many had known, but your kind had been somewhat of a disguise for him. So with no reason to exploit his lies, you’d all played along. “Not to mention your an arrogant dick who-” Gabriel snapped his fingers, silencing Dean and apparently Sam as well, who was struggling to form words beside him.

“Now boys, I get the feeling you don’t particularly enjoy the type of pain I tend to inflict. I also get the feeling you don’t have a certain silver blade or a certain holy oil, so you’re left weaponless against me. Not a good place to be as you must know from our past encounters.”

You looked to the alley walls on either side of you. There was no way to escape but a small entrance leading to seemingly only shadows. The darkness of the night affecting the distance of your vision and weighing heavily on your depth perception. There was a possibility for escape, but also the possibility you would going slamming straight in to a shallow alcove. You backed up an inch or two, still trying to figure out a decent plan. Your eyes drifted back to the angel, who’s gaze was already upon you. Your stomach churned, surely he was anticipating your trying to run. Hell, he was probably planning out ways to torture you while he spoke. The angel turned back to the Winchesters, clearly not pleased.

“Any way… I’m willing to make a deal” Dean made a face, clearly not wanting anything to do with Gabriel. “You let the girl go, hand her over to me, and I let you go. Not blood, no pain, no nothing but that crap car of yours headed in the other direction.” Dean’s face contorted with anger at the insult to his baby. You were nearly positive if you’d been any closer, you would’ve seen steam shooting from his ears.Gabriel stepped forward a bit. “Deal?” He asked expectantly, the only reply was the boys’ silence. Gabriel let out a short laugh. “Right, right.” He snapped his fingers once again, unmuting the brothers. Sam cleared his throat, scrunching his hands in to fists at his sides.

“Do we have to kiss you?” Dean raised an eyebrow. Gabriel sighed.

“Maybe later big boy. Now, is that a deal?” He held out his hand, waiting rather impatiently for a responce. This time it was Sam who interupted.

“Wait,” He gestured towards you, you were standing still, trying to go unnoticed. Dean glared at him, obviously wanting this to be over. “What do you want with her?” Gabriel didn’t answer, he drew back his arm, staring down the younger Winchester.

“Look Bucko, I’m giving you a free pass here. you and your brother really ought to consider making the right decision for once.” Dean pushed passed his brother, hand outstretched.

“Yeah, yeah.” He shook the angel’s hand. “We’re gone.” With that he made his way back to the Impala, dragging Sam behind him.

You flinched as they slammed their doors shut, a low rumble emitting from the car as Dean began to pull out from the alley way, driving back on to the street. You turned back to where Gabriel had been standing, finding the spot empty. A chill ran down your spine. Where the hell-

A warm hand on your shoulder wrenched you from your thoughts. You spun around, coming face-to-face with the Archangel. Shit. He wore a half-smirk, his amber eyes trained on your face, even in the dark of the night.

You backed up a bit, raising your hands in surrender. Gabriel dropped his hand to his side he looked almost… hurt?

“I’m here to help,” He spoke before you had the chance to say a word. He held out his hand out once again, his gaze still on you. You nodded slowly, allowing yourself to walk a bit closer to him. “Coming?” He questioned, his hand still outstretched. You should’ve said no, should’ve left, followed your instincts. Yet somehow you felt yourself nodding as you let him take your hand in his own. It was an odd sensation, touching him. A warm current ran up your arm as he held you there. After a minute or so you looked down, realizing you were staring, not that he seemed to mind.“What’s your name?” You brought your eyes back to his, actually having to think about this question.

“Um, Y/N,” You finally stuttered out. “And you are?” You knew the answer obviously, but for some reason you wanted to hear him say it.

“Gabriel. They call me Gabriel.” He gave you a small smile, the shadows of the dark alley way enhancing his features impeccably. you fought a blush from your cheeks. Boy, were you screwed.

anonymous asked:

Hi phil! im new to the star wars fandom (AND VERY LATE AND SORRY) buuuuut i wanted to know why everyone hates the prequels so much? I just dont get it. They werent as great as the originals were but they werent THAT bad. What gives? :-( cos now im kinda scared/embarrassed to admit to anyone i personally know that i like them??? Hahaha :-(

HI FRIEND okay first:

tell the haters to mind their own business. you can love those movies AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. IT’S YOUR THING TO ENJOY. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED OF ENJOYING THE NON-PROBLEMATIC THING.

okay, now that that’s been said.

my explanation is likely not going to be half as eloquent as some others out there, but mostly, from what I’ve understood, most of the hate comes from an unhealthy amount of elitist nostalgia and the desperation to remain “special” and for a product to be solely catered to the needs and expectations of one particular demographic who is not prepared to explore new things.

I think. Often, their complaints about the prequels are nothing that you cannot make about the originals. Like (and I’ not even going to apologize for being bitter because I have no time or patience or love for gross purists sorry):

1) Wooden acting? Um, okay. I adore the ot cast, but were they EXCELLENT AWARD WINNING ACTORS? not really. I mean probably of all of them the one who most knew what he was doing (not counting the older more experienced actors - which, in the pt, they were the same calibre. Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Sam Jackson, Ian McDairmid … all those guys were great) was Ford. Mark’s acting improved over the course of the movies, as did Carrie’s but initially, both of them have like literally spoken the words “I had no clue what the hell I was doing”. But then, you can say the same thing about Hayden and Natalie’s acting from AOTC to ROTS - like, the acting in ROTS was good. At least as good as the acting in ROTJ. If you think otherwise, you are way overshooting the calibre of ROTJ - or, indeed, ESB, the Paragon Of Star Wars (or whatever. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore ESB and it’s probably my favorite, but uh. guys. chill. it’s not a masterpiece of cinema) 

2) Bad script/dialogue? I mean seriously, is the line “I was gonna go to Tosche station to pick up some power converters!” JAW DROPPINGLY WELL WRITTEN? OR ACTED? nah son. 

3) Another complaint: x character was annoying! Like. Okay son. That’s your opinion. I am sure many people found certain OT characters annoying too. Hell, your high-horsed up selves frequently complain about Luke Skywalker, hero of the whole damn franchise. Pls. Chill.

4) The blocking was badly done!!!! um, once again, see my references to the OT. they were NOT the paragon of well-done acting, blocking, or script delivery. 

5) Ew!! CGI!!! the OT didn’t have any CGI!!! bruh first of all I’m not sure what BTS photographs you’ve been looking at but the OT most definitely had CGI. Additionally, the colours, backdrops, and aesthetic of the PT were really beautiful. Sure, some of it may have been a little overdone, but compared to many action movies of today, that was nothing. Additionally, the aesthetic presented by the PT was done on purpose. The OT’s grey, blue, and block-coloured aesthetic actually changes over time, if you notice. A movie like ROTJ is far more colourful and alive than ESB, and I’m pretty sure we’ve talked before about how it’s a symbol of the victory over the grey-scale, oppressive empire? So the PT, with all its brilliant and lavish colouring, symbolizes the life that was present in the OR before being quashed by the Empire and the Dark Side. Padme, who comes from a planet brimming with life, whose costumes are colourful and intricately detailed out the wazoo, dies along with the Republic, taking with her those vibrant colours. The last scene with her death is on a grey-blue dead planet very reminiscent of the colours of ESB. Anyway there’s a whole discussion on female presence and the colouring of the movies that I won’t get into, but the gist of it is that the colouring choices were different from the OT for a reason. Idk why you can’t appreciate the difference.

6) Padme was a useless character! at this point I have nothing to say please just go

7) Why is Darth Vader a whiny kid? Ew! Okay son I mean I don’t know about you but the fact that Darth Vader, Biggest Villain OF All Time, had a realistic backstory wherein he was not actually Evil From The Start and mirrored his son’s compassion and vulnerability and there was a nice dialogue going about the balance between the light and dark side of the force and through him Yoda and Obi-Wan’s mistakes were more clearly highlighted and the Emperor and Empire were given reasons for their Evilness and Presence and Vader’s “loyalty” to Palpatine was further explored is, in fact, a very good thing. Making Anakin Skywalker a relatable character with realistic issues is good. RELATABLE BAD GUYS ARE GOOD. IT GAVE SO MUCH MORE POWER TO HIS FINAL STORY ARC AND LUKE’S UNDERSTANDING OF THE FORCE. Heck. 

anyway NONE OF THIS MEANS THE ORIGINALS WEREN’T GOOD. And you are at perfect liberty to prefer the OT to the PT, whatever, your entertainment time, your choice. But you’re not allowed to crap on other people’s preferences because you don’t think they’re nice. You’re not allowed to publicly demean everyone who grew up with the PT and not he OT and prefers the latter (what is the point of that is it only to make yourself feel like a special snowflake like pls stop). It’s fine to dislike Padme and ANakin’s romance, it’s fine to think that Cloud City is cooler than Coruscant. WHATEVER. your call. just. don’t crap on other people over your opinions, especially when their opinions are not hurting you or anyone else at all. thanks.

In conclusion I think that often the complaints made about the PT are because some fans of the OT ended up raising the OT on a pedestal and making it something it really wasn't’ (this super-serious Adult oscar-winning masterpiece of theatre and science fiction) and then compared the PT to that unrealistic unfounded standard? This happened to a lot of the characters, too; they were turned into something they actually weren’t by the fans and the marketting companies. Like seriously, this impression that all the male characters were Heroic Macho Badasses with rippling pecs and no feelings, or turning Leia into a sex toy? That. Is not. Canon. At all???? Basically the bottom line is that criticisms of these movies are 99% unfounded because most of the time, the criticism isn’t criticizing the things that actually NEED TO BE CRITICIZED, like the lack of diversity, or the use of racist stereotypes, or the objectification of women, etc. The things that are criticized are entirely opinion-based and honestly pretty silly (like boohoo, you don’t think that a planet that is made entirely out of water could exist. wow. amazing. so a planet made entirely out of sand is possible, but not one out of water? jeez, it’s a FICTIONAL GALAXY FAR AR AWAY, literally anything could happen. like they say it’s not science-y enough and then they turn around and criticize midichlorians for being TOO science-y God sorry but as I said I just have no time or patience for pt haters/ot purists). 

Personally, I have never felt the rift between the ot and the pt because of the order in which I saw the movies and how young I was when I did. For me, star wars isn’t star wars without every single story as part of a greater whole. I find myself incapable of taking one without the other, or preferring one over the other. I don’t know. But literally every character arc, and worldbuilding attempt, and storyline is in some way connected to the greater whole, and that’s part of why I think it’s so amazing! Additionally, the newest media that Disney’s been releasing like TCW and SWR are really really great in promoting diversity, reaching out to all star wars fans, and really broadening and expanding their horizons and growing with their fanbase and tackling some pretty real issues. So tl;dr, it’s fine to have preferences, but those preferences shouldn’t get in the way of the progress of the franchise, nor should they give you a free pass to ridicule, humiliate, or otherwise hate on the fans, actors, or creators of the PT and/or anything that isn’t the OT itself

SO KIDDO, WELCOME TO THE DYSFUNCTIONAL MESS OF A SPACE FAMILY THAT IS THE STORY OF STAR WARS and don’t let any gross ot purist tell you what to feel. ROCK ON, BUDDY.

anonymous asked:

Try to step off that high horse of yours it would be a help to everyone

my horse is too high. my legs are not long enough. i cannot get down. i am sorry

The Wicked + The Divine || Sentence Starters
  • “And this is different to normal how exactly?”
  • “Can I be the first to say: holy fuck.”
  • “Do you hate me?”
  • “Don’t get on your high horse. You would too.”
  • “Don’t take this personally, but your flirting skills leave a lot to be desired.”
  • “For god’s sake, don’t make eye contact.”
  • “Fuck you and your ‘apology’.”
  • “Give me warning before you start, you fuckin-”
  • “Glad we’re all on the same murderous page.”
  • “Hold my cigarette.”
  • “I am made of fail. My superpower is fail.”
  • “I put the fun in funeral.”
  • “I want everything you have.”
  • “I want to slap you around your head.”
  • “I’d appreciate it if you could at least be creepy in a way I could understand.“
  • "I’m not particularly interested in breathing anymore.”
  • “I’m very deep and meaningful, me.”
  • “Is it okay if I hug you?”
  • “It was never going to be okay.”
  • “Lesson for the day: if you’re going to be a hater behind my back, make sure you’re behind my back.”
  • “Love makes fools of us all.”
  • “My body is made of approximately 95% crush right now.”
  • “Not all stalkers are charming like me.”
  • “So… time for another drink or forty?“
  • “Step into my pun-geon.”
  • “T.S. Eliot is an anagram of toilets!”
  • “Tell me it’s going to be okay.”
  • “This… isn’t inconspicuous?”
  • “Try something if you like, but I will break you.”
  • “When you’re as good as I am? This is humble.”
  • “Why don’t I feel anything?”
  • “Will they think I’m worrying?”
  • “Woe betide anyone foolish enough to question my caffeine intake.”
  • “You are so fucking doomed.”
  • “You like patronising me, don’t you?”
  • “You’re desperate, but you shouldn’t be stupid.“
  • “You’re too nice.”

If you’re really trying to say that you don’t follow this blog at least in part for the troll posts and the debates in the comments then you’re a fuckin’ liar. Half the fun is being able to say, read, and discuss controversial shit. Just because you admitted something was unpopular does not make it untouchable and honestly if you’re getting all pissy about it it’s probably because you posted something on anon and it got ripped to shreds in the comments. 

Get off your high-horse and admit you’re here for the smut too. 

Justin:

  • Rents out an entire stadium so that he and Selena can watch a movie together
  • Calls her ‘elegant princess’ and other lovely names
  • Hangs out with a model, gets dumped
  • Writes practically a whole album trying to win her back
  • Admits in album he was wrong but never cheated “faithful no matter the distance”
  • “I will always love her”

Selena

  • “That makes two of us”
  • Shady photos
  • Shady comments
  • Gets back with him to promote shitty album

Justin finally gets over her

  • “He prefers models. I’m too normal”