your gloves

Alternate Titles for Every "Dear Evan Hansen" Song
  • Anybody Have a Map?: Kids These Days With Their Anxieties and Marijuanas
  • Waving Through a Window: In a Metaphorical Way, Not a Creepy Way
  • For Forever: Just Pick a Murphy Sibling to Have a Crush On and Stick to It, Evan
  • Sincerely, Me: Connor Murphy's Ghost is Real and He Tried to Suck My Dick
  • Requiem: Well Yeah You're Dead But You Were Also Kind of a Piece of Shit So RIP, I Guess
  • If I Could Tell Her: NOW IS NOT THE TIME, EVAN
  • Disappear: The Spiritual Manifestation of Evan's Falsehoods Guilt-Trips Him to Continue Lying
  • You Will Be Found: I'm Not Crying You're Crying
  • Sincerely, Me (Reprise): Connor Murphy's Ghost is Real and He Sucked Dick For Meth
  • To Break In a Glove: If Your Dad Were a Song From a Broadway Musical
  • Only Us: Stop Moaning My Dead Brother's Name While We're Having Sex, Evan
  • Good For You: *Evan's Conscience, Banging Pots and Pans Together* YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
  • Words Fail: How the Fuck Does Ben Platt Sing This Through Tears I'm Shook
  • So Big/So Small: *Calls My Mom to Tell Her I Love Her*
  • Finale: Hey Evan Can I Hit Up That Pottery Barn Friends & Family Discount

Imagine; succumbing into darkeness. You’ve lost all hope. The pitch blackness grows thicker. Maybe it’s time to give up? All hope is lost. And than you feel the touch of a friend. A friend who is always there for you. His voice high pitch, his gloves envelope your small and fragile hands. “Are you okay?” And you open your eyes and see mickey fucking mouse.

‘it was quiet. TOO quiet. so quiet everyone heard the fart.’
  • Isaac: What the hell is that?!
  • Derek confused, looking down at his bags: I went to the farmer’s market....
  • Erica, smirking: I don’t think we can all eat that.
  • Derek: ...
  • Boyd: You weren’t supposed to bring back the farmer.
  • Stiles, looking at his plaid shirt, pointing at the pack while walking away: I’m putting you all up for adoption!
p3/p5 family au info thing

first and foremost, i’d just like to reiterate that this is an au so i can do whatever i want with it, don’t go militant on me for having fun pls thanks 

alright so i woke up with like 409386093 asks about the parents dying [niijima parents’ death isn’t a spoiler but there are p3p spoilers in here so watch out :0….]  and i suppose this is needed shdfjfgkhfjal i’m laughing so hard- so the range of questions i got are “YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THEM OFF?” “THEY’RE GOING TO DIE” “THIS MEANS THEY’RE DEAD” and

OKAY SO, i originally made this au so i can have them both alive and happy so, it doesn’t really follow p5verse that much. i didn’t really think too deep about this au to ponder about how they’ll die because i just really wanted to have an akiham family to play with LOL (i like to call this branch “please save me from p3p depression”)

however, after some development with friends, it got a little bit more angsty and this is where it starts to follow p5verse more. so back to the original p5 plot: yes, both parents will die like how p5 has told. (i call this branch “Depression Setting In” GKSGLSKG:AL;)

so basically:

  • first branch = lighthearted; “No Angst Allowed, Good Time Only”
  • second branch = angsty, bittersweet; “lms if u love eating shit and dying”

i like both branches tho so i will most likely draw for both sometimes! mostly just the first branch tho bc i wanna run away from depression pls so i apologize in advance if i ever confuse you all with that HAHA so you can interpret my drawings with whichever branch you prefer: if you love being in post-p3p/p5 canon denial bliss or eating shit and dying, it’s up to you my dude

for the second branch, to answer the questions:
1) “how will hamuko die?”

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OTP Meeting on a Train:

1. “Can we switch seats? If I sit backwards, I’ll get sick.”

2. “Miss, take my seat. You don’t have to stand.”

3. “Oh my god, I slept through my stop.”

4. “He’s punching tickets? I snuck on without a ticket.”

5. “Is that noise normal?”

6. “Excuse me, can I make a call on your phone? I lost mine at the station.”

7. “Hey, sorry, you dropped your glove. It’s cold, you don’t want to be losing it.”

8. “Umm…I don’t know how to say this…but I caught you staring and I was wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee?”

9. “Marie? Oh sorry, I thought you were my sister.”

10. “Hey, man! Don’t push women like that!”

11. “Sir, we’ll have you step off for security reasons.”

13. “You have a bloody nose? I have tissues in my purse.”

14. *it’s crowded and Person A falls into Person B’s lap*

15. *problem with the tracks and they’re stuck together until it’s fixed.*

16. *both late for work, try fitting through the door at the same time. Laugh, blow off work, get lunch*

anonymous asked:

Wait so if those aren't shoes and your bowtie is only ink your gloves are probably just ink too? So your just naked all the time? D:I