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Fall in love with someone...

If you ever fall in love… fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone that puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and isn’t afraid to show you off to everyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who never wants to hurt you and will do anything to try and protect you from anything. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with all your flaws and thinks you became their version of the word ‘perfect’. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you’re the one they would love to wake up with each morning and each day.



  • honourable mention: what would you title a movie of your life?
  • calm before the storm: do you like pete’s screaming?
  • switchblades and infidelity: what’s the relationship with your ex like?
  • pretty in punk: punk, emo, scene or goth?
  • growing up: do you like fall out boy’s really old stuff?
  • the world’s not waiting (for four tired boys in a broken down van): what’s the longest journey you’ve been on?
  • short, fast, and loud: if you had to spend the rest of your life with only three other people, who would they be? why?
  • moving pictures: what’s your favourite art form?
  • parker lewis can’t lose (but i’m going to give it my best shot): what’s your political standpoint?


  • tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today: breakup songs or anthems?
  • dead on arrival: which of andy’s haircuts is your favourite?
  • grand theft autumn/where is your boy: which was the first fall out boy song you heard and liked?
  • saturday: best concert you’ve attended?
  • homesick at space camp: what do you blast when you’re angry?
  • sending postcards from a plane crash (wish you were here): when was the last time you received a letter in the mail?
  • chicago is so two years ago: where’s ‘home’?
  • the pros and cons of breathing: do you own any fall out boy albums on cd or vinyl?
  • grenade jumper: trohmania or bass spin?
  • calm before the storm: if you could go back in time to see any show, who would you see and when would you see them?
  • reinventing the wheel to run myself over: how old will you be come next summer?
  • the patron saints of liars and fakes: last big regret?


  • our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued: worst fob rumour you’ve heard?
  • of all the gin joints in the world: drink of choice?
  • dance, dance: which member of fall out boy has the best style?
  • sugar, we’re goin down: would you rather have antlers or deer legs?
  • nobody puts baby in the corner: favourite 80s film?
  • i’ve got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth (summer song): favourite season?
  • seven minutes in heaven (ataman halen): do you like panic! at the disco?
  • sophomore slump or comeback of the year: do you like the academy is…?
  • champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends: how did you meet your best friend?
  • i slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was this stupid song written about me: have you read gray? do you like pete’s writing style?
  • a little less sixteen candles, a little more “touch me”: favourite fall out boy mv?
  • get busy living or get busy dying (do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows): how many concerts have you been to in the past year?
  • xo: crush?
  • snitchers and talkers get stitches and walkers: long song titles or short?
  • the music or the misery: favourite fall out boy bonus track?
  • my heart is the worst kind of weapon: when was the last time you said something you regretted?


  • thriller: opinion on rap?
  • “the take over, the breaks over”: favourite breed of dog?
  • this ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race: patrick in cardigans or patrick in sweaters?
  • i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off (me & you): have you had your first kiss yet?
  • hum hallelujah: religious?
  • golden: do you prefer fall out boy’s upbeat songs or the more emotional ones?
  • thnks fr th mmrs: best memory?
  • don’t you know who i think i am?: which high school stereotype would you describe yourself with?
  • the (after) life of the party: do you enjoy parties or staying at home more?
  • the carpal tunnel of love: enjoy rollercoasters?
  • bang the doldrums: what do you think about irl shippers?
  • fame: do you like black cards?
  • you’re crashing, but you’re no wave: what’s your opinion on ‘perfect disasters’?
  • i’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers: would you consider yourself vengeful?
  • g.i.n.a.s.f.s.: do you believe your sexuality has enough good media representation?
  • it’s hard to say “i do”, when i don’t: have you ever lied to save an admirer’s feelings?


  • lullabye: opinion on ‘elisa stans’?
  • disloyal order of water buffaloes: which is your favourite fall out boy lyric?
  • i don’t care: what’s your type?
  • she’s my winona: which celebrity do you look up to most?
  • america’s suitehearts: favourite suitehearts canon?
  • headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet: describe your neighbourhood as if an author setting the scene.
  • the (shipped) gold standard: are you a math gay or an english gay?
  • (coffee’s for closers): what’s your biggest belief?
  • what a catch, donnie: favourite artist that features in a fob song?
  • 27: favourite instrument?
  • tiffany blews: would you enjoy being famous?
  • w.a.m.s: which job would you prefer: waiter/actress/model/singer?
  • 20 dollar nosebleed: do you enjoy any fall out boy bts videos?
  • west coast smoker: favourite 80s band?
  • pavlove: if you had the power to turn invisible, what would you use it for?


  • the phoenix: did you discover fob before or after the hiatus?
  • my songs know what you did in the dark (light em up): favourite single?
  • alone together: if you were to spend your life with one other person, who would it most likely be? (not who you’d perhaps wish for it to be, just who it would end up being at this point)
  • where did the party go: bass lines or guitar solos?
  • just one yesterday: did you like the young blood chronicles?
  • the mighty fall: which was your favourite young blood chronicles video?
  • miss missing you: who was your favourite character from the young blood chronicles?
  • death valley: who would you most like to be greeted by in the afterlife?
  • young volcanoes: acoustics or a cappella?
  • rat a tat: thoughts on courtney love?
  • save rock and roll: thoughts on elton john?


  • irresistible: which music video was your favourite?
  • american beauty/american psycho: do you enjoy wearing makeup?
  • centuries: which century would you most like to live in?
  • the kids aren’t alright: if you could send a message to yourself five years ago, what would it say?
  • uma thurman: singing or dancing?
  • jet pack blues: which was your favourite fall out boy era?
  • novocaine: cause of your last time in hospital?
  • fourth of july: which holidays do you celebrate?
  • favourite record: do you collect vinyls or cds?
  • immortals: have you ever doubted being a fan of fall out boy?
  • twin skeleton’s (hotel in nyc): describe your exact opposite.


  • young and menace: are you excited for the future of fall out boy?
  • champion: what’s your proudest moment as a fan of them?
  • stay frosty royal milk tea: how do you feel about the new singles straying so much from their original sound?
  • hold me tight or don’t: how do you think their next album will sound?
  • the last of the real ones: do you consider fall out boy ‘sellouts’?
  • wilson (expensive mistakes): if you could purchase one thing being advertised in the wilson video, what would it be?
  • church: what do you associate with fall out boy?
  • heaven’s gate: give one way fall out boy have helped you.
  • sunshine riptide: if you could say one thing to the band, what would it be?
  • bishop’s knife trick: do you imagine you’ll ever grow out of listening to fob?

full band asks

anonymous asked:

Ironwitch adopting weiss

a n d WINTER

She has a quite time adjusting. Weiss is more than happy to call them “Mom” and “Dad”.

Dinner will be intense tho, three stone cold women sitting on the table and James is overwhelmed. And it’s very awkward for the rest of team RWBY when they visit because they’re pretty sure Prof. Goodwitch is eyeing their every move.

Weiss will become 200% more deredere after they adopt her and Winter.

But honestly, to me, the highlight to this prompt is this;

They do all sort of ridiculous thing to make Winter and Weiss jealous and regret their decision

(what’s Remnant’s equivalent of The Bahamas tho???)

It does the opposite.


Dear Mags

[Also on AO3 in my one-shot collection Mean Peach Mojito]

She finds the first one when she’s at the DMV.

She’s been here for hours. She’s finished her book. She’s swiped an abandoned newspaper and solved half of the crossword before she gets stuck. She’s too proud to text Alex for help, so now she’s just opening and closing all the apps on her phone, aimlessly trying to pass the time without going ballistic about how slow this process is.

She opens her notes app, and about halfway down the screen, tucked between old grocery lists and weekend to-do lists and her list of books to read, she sees a note that starts with “Dear Mags.”

And she’d have remembered writing a note to herself. She scrunches up her face as she clicks on it.

“Dear Mags,” it says, “I don’t know when you’re going to find this. You’re about to get on a plane to Texas for that alien policing conference.” Maggie’s eyes widen a little as her nose wrinkles in confusion. That was a couple months ago, just a few weeks after she and Alex had kissed for the first time.

And the only person who calls her Mags – the only person with access to her phone – is Alex.

Dread drops, hot and dense, into her gut. It can’t be a breakup note, right? Not a breakup note, not from months ago, not just tucked into her notes app? That would be insane, Maggie knows that, but her heart is both frozen up in her throat and roiling down in her gut as her eyes fly over the screen.

“I know we haven’t been together very long, but there’s something I want you to know. I’m not sure when is the right time to tell you, so I’m chickening out by writing it here. Just know, whenever you see this, that it was true when I wrote it and I know it’s true today when you’re reading it.”

Maggie holds her breath as her thumb moves, both too quickly and not nearly quickly enough, to scroll down the page.

“I love you.”

Maggie tries to release her air, but her breath stutters.

They haven’t said it yet.

She’s wanted to for a while, but she hasn’t had the guts to do it.

And fucking Alex Danvers had the guts months ago.

“Just wanted you to know. I love you, beautiful girl. Come back soon. I miss you already.”

And now Maggie’s crying in the DMV.

An older black woman next to her hands her a tissue. “I’m sure they’ll call your number soon, sugar,” she tells her.

She finds the next note in the middle of the grocery list Alex had typed on her phone last night, while Maggie was giving her a shoulder massage.

Sesame bagels
Amazing tortillas
Gross cheese
I love you
I wonder every day if your dimples are a gift from god
When you smile at me I feel like I can fly
You’re so amazing
Also this massage feels excellent
Frozen broccoli
Pizza dough
Baking powder
Chili powder”

She, trying to be a good snake person, spends the night five minutes creating the right lighting to send a picture of her dimples to Alex.

It turns out the frozen food aisle is the best for that, the light from the freezers dancing gently on her face.

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