your friend's a liar

  • Draco Malfoy: [in the Gryffindor common room using Polyjuice Potion] A buddy of mine saw Draco Malfoy take his shirt off in the Quidditch showers, and he said that Draco Malfoy had an eight pack. That Draco Malfoy was shredded.
  • Harry Potter: What?! Your friend's a liar, mate, Draco Malfoy is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.
The Venus Signs // When Things Go Sour

The 1975 songs to describe the tough times we all go through ☾

Aries Venus: Change of Heart 

You smashed a glass into pieces
That’s around the time I left
When you were coming across as clever
Then you lit the wrong end of your cigarette.

Taurus Venus: Loving Someone

We’re all human, we’re just like you man
We’re sentient, we’re something
You know I can’t really remember, whatever
We shouldn’t have people afloat
If it was safer underground, we wouldn’t be on a boat.

Gemini Venus: Paris 

I caught a pinky in her nose
As the crowd cheered for an overdose
And I don’t suppose you know where this train goes
There was a party that she had to miss
Because her friend kept cutting her wrists.

Cancer Venus: If I Believe You

And if I believe you,
Would that make it stop if I told you I need you?
Is that what you want?
And I’m broken and bleeding, and begging for help.

Leo Venus: She’s American

Oh, she’s dancing enthralling, I guess I gotta wait my turn
I said, don’t fall in love with the moment
She said I’ve got a lot to learn.

Virgo Venus: Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You?

I know it’s me that’s supposed to love you
And when I’m home you know I got you
Is there somebody who can watch you?

Libra Venus: You

And you’re a liar, at least all of your friends are
And so am I, just typically drowned in my car
It’s my party and I’ll cry to the end
You must try harder than kissing all of my friends.

Scorpio Venus: Somebody Else

I don’t want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else
Our love has gone cold
You’re intertwining your soul with somebody else.

Sagittarius Venus: Girls

They’re just girls breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just girls
But she can’t be what you need if she’s 17
They’re just girls.

Capricorn Venus: Pressure 

Well I stay tuned, listen to the news and try to fall asleep at night
Because I’m living in a house with just three walls
So I’m always getting recognized.

Aquarius Venus: Undo

I didn’t even see you when I liked you
Now I ain’t got no time
Girl I wanna see you undo it
I wanna see you but you’re not mine.

Pisces Venus: This Must Be My Dream

Pipe down, you’re no lover
This feeling keeps your body tune
Well, I thought it was love but I guess I must be dreaming
‘Bout feeling something instead of you.

im so tired of fake friends..
and by fake friend I don’t mean friends that act cool to your face and then talk shit when you leave. No no no no. I mean something way worse than that.
I mean those “friends” who say they’ll always be there for you, the ones that tell you if you ever need anything you can always talk to me, but when you need them they’re nowhere to be found. The friends that make plans with you multiple times and make up some excuse for why they can’t come now or just never text you at all and you’re just stuck waiting until hours later they have some flimsy excuse as to why they never got back with you.
You know… those “friends”.

Bygones of the Sun | 02 (M)

Originally posted by hobismole

Genre: Angst/fluff/(future)smut || dance captain!hoseok, bad boy!au, uni!au

Pairing: Reader x Hoseok

Length: 5.0k

Summary: Jung Hoseok was once the sweetheart of the school, the dance captain whom every girl, including you, can’t help but fall head over heels for. But like the force of the ever-glowing sun, everything that rises must also set. A year of inactivity later and he’s now the school’s resident bad boy. You’re a firm believer of allowing the past be the past, and yet you can’t help but wonder where the risen sun has gone into hiding—because perhaps its shadows have out-shined its own radiance.

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You’re everything I never want to be
And you’re manipulating everyone you see
The innocence you hide behind
But you are dressed up as a lie
‘Cause nothing is every really what it seems

You used to be someone,
Someone that I could trust
Fuck all that you’ve become
‘Cause no one’s gonna save you
Now I can see right through
Right through the best of you
You’re lost in the atmosphere
But I can see it all so clear

—  Charlatan by Sick Puppies

I need to follow more people lmao

Reblog if u post/reblog about atleast one of the following haha:

-Mystic Messenger
-cartoons and shit like SU/Adventure Time/Gumball/etc
-Big Bang Theory
-Funny Textposts
- memes
-Animes in general
-Yuri!!! on Ice
-sitcoms idk
-Science side of tumblr is cool too
-celebs u think i should stan
-idk anymore
-anything good really

I’d just like to point out for the people who says “Dominique’s game is horrible, why do people like her? She’s putting her foot in her mouth” and etc. just imagine being Dominique, knowing you did 100% nothing wrong. All these people who were your friends yesterday are suddenly calling you shady, aggressive, a liar and whatever else they can think of when you absolutely did nothing wrong. How would you feel and how would you defend that? 

You guys are acting like she can pull out her diary sessions and automatically prove some these things. Some of these people know Dominique has done nothing wrong (Kevin, Christmas, Paul) and are calling her out her name and trying to come for her character. Yes, this is Big Brother, scheme, lie and betray…but to call someone out of their character and paint them as something else is uncalled for and goes beyond game especially with Dominique being a black woman. 

The things they say are very micro-aggressive and some of you need to stop thinking “this is a game for my pleasure” and realize Dominique is a person surrounded by multiple caucasians calling things out her character to try and stereotype her and that was hard to watch. Imagine if this was a white girl surrounded by multiple poc doing the same thing, the media would have a field day. We defend Dominique cause no one else going to defend her despite her being innocent cause that’s the way it goes when you’re a person of color in America. Even when you’re innocent, you’re guilty.