your fish

anonymous asked:

woo i was just going through your fishing posts and suddenly a porn appears. certainly keeping it wild, man, whatever floats your boat, but maybe tag that

“A porn appears.”

Laughter aside, thanks for the heads up.
Longing

a birthday gift for @succulent-sam!! happy birthday, gabby!!! I hope you enjoy this little canon ‘verse happiness. <3

now on AO3!

“Do you always understand everything you feel?” Cas asked, one day.

He thought, obscurely, that Spring was the right time for a question like this; or at least this Spring was - a Spring that felt fresh and light and hazy, still dazed by the wonder of Winter’s passing. Dean, sitting in the car beside him, looked washed out by it - or rather, washed clean, Cas supposed he meant. Softened, in any case.

“How d’you mean?” Dean said. He turned to Cas, the bright sun shrinking out the darkness in his eyes - turning them green. Green like go-lights, green like mazes - no, gentler than both of those; green like the water-full leaves of succulent plants. Green like book covers, like peppermint-flavour candies.

“I mean… do you ever feel something that you can’t explain? Something… ineffable?”

Dean pressed his lips together. Cas wondered if he needed to explain the word ‘ineffable’.

“Nah?” he said. “I guess most of what I feel, I know what to call it. I don’t always like it, but at least I know what it is.”

Cas nodded seriously. Dean let the silence rest for a while as they cruised down the Spring-morning road.

“What about you?” he said eventually.

Cas lifted a shoulder.

“I… have a thousand words for how things feel,” he said, “and a thousand things to feel within me. But I… I cannot make them match.”

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Honestly the amount of people who think Neil and Matt are dating is probably ridiculous. Then there are those risky people that think Neil, Matt, and Dan are in a polyamorous relationship.

Neil is so confused when someone asks about his boyfriend and he’s like “how did you know Andrew and I are together?”

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Louisiana seafood

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Everyone seems to think that the animal crossing games are generally nice and lighthearted. But my first and last experience with the series was when one of my villagers came up to me and said “this made me think of you so I had to buy it” and gave me a human skeleton.

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had fun drawing your couples for you lovelies last night

@auraaestatis @promtography @oppa86oppa @starcrave @saltydesu @skyward-cutie @misty-18 @mako-reaper @moonfire810 @tippetytop

the types of people at beanfests
  • “WOAH WHY’S THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE”
  • 30 sleeping toons
  • 5 people jumping
  • “STOP JUMPING OR I WON’T THROW ANY BEANS!”
  • more people jumping in response + “jump and ill give u beans” 
  • some guy whos just there to try and offend everybody
  • chat spammers 
  • _____ : Hi, [Insert Toon Name Here]
  • “im saving up for a rewrite :)” 
  • “bldg anyone?” 
  • two people in a really heated argument about something
  • “The trolley’s broke, the pond is dry, give us beans or WE WILL DIE!”
  • people saying literally the most outdated memes possible
  • 1 or 2 people floating in the air
  • “WHO WANTS BEANS!!!” - some 50 laffer who doesn’t have their cash suit
  • two friends having an awkwardly personal conversation out loud
  • 20 megasnoop clones
  • people using gag restocks in a display of the most original and groundbreaking comedy ever
  • person who physically types out “Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!” 
  • ⬇️️ or alternatively, this guy who types it out but puts no effort into it 
IF YOU'VE BEEN WANTING A NEW TANK, GO TO PETCO APRIL 2!

They’re doing their $1/gal sale again! It includes 10 gal, 20 gal, 20 l, 29 gal, and 55 gal tanks.

SO DON’T TELL ME YOU CAN’T GET A HOME BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR FISH BECUASE IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE, CHELSEA.

Like the most expensive part of getting a tank set up with this deal is… probably the filter… and even then, you can get good deals on used filters if you rummage through your town/city’s pet rehoming page on FB.

Don’t make lame ass excuses. If you can’t take the time to give your pet a good home, then don’t get a pet.