your face smells like peppermint

Quotes from Mean Girls said by The Outsiders

Ponyboy (Cady Heron) : Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

Sodapop (Aaron Samuels) : Your face smells like peppermint!

Dallas (Regina George) : Boo, you whore.

Johnny (Gretchen Wieners) : I’m sorry that people are jealous of me. I can’t help it that I’m so popular.

Darry (Janis Ian) : You smell like a baby prostitute.

Steve (Damian) : She asked me how to spell “orange”.

Two-Bit (Kevin Gnapoor) : Let me give you my card. Math Enthusiast / Bad-Ass M.C.

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Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞

Watched Mean Girls and then this was born…Eldarya characters as Mean Girls quotes (I just found this funny to think about)

Miiko: “Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person…and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.”

Alajéa: “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

Eweleïn: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it! OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”

Nevra: “Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

Ezarel: “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”

Ykhar: “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

Keroshane: “Your face smells like peppermint!”

Valkyon: “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.”

Karenn: “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

Leiftan: “Boo, you whore!”

Chrome: “One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.”

Jamon: “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

BONUS
Ezarel with mustache: “You go Glenn Coco!”

Peppermint Christmas dreams

You were carrying a rather large and heavy box of decorations through the corridors of Erebor on your way to your shared bedroom with Thorin. You’d finally convinced the stubborn King to allow you to erect a Christimas Tree in your bedroom and since it was a real pine that Dwalin had dragged in, it filled the room with a familiar scent from the holidays of your childhood.

You walked into your room, filled with twelve jolly dwarves, most with a glass of Ale in their hands. Thorin sat on the edge of your bed, sulking with crossed arms. He glanced at you and you rolled your eyes with a smile before placing the large box near his feet. “Thanks for helping boys” you declare sarcastically.

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Mean Girls Starters

“Why are you white?”

“You can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”

“I can’t go out.”

“That is so fetch!”

“Is butter a carb?”

“I want my pink shirt back!”

“S/he doesn’t even go here!”

“That’s why his/her hair is so big: it’s full of secrets!”

“I can’t help that I’m so popular.”

“Your mom’s chest hair.”

“She asked me how to spell orange.”

“So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

“The limit does not exist.”

“S/he’s a life ruiner. S/he ruins peoples’ lives.”

“My hairline is so weird.”

“My pores are huge.”

“My nail beds suck.”

“I have really bad breath in the morning.”

“S/he made out with a hot dog.”

“I’m a cool mom.”

“It’s October 3rd.”

“Grool.”

“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.”

“I’m sick.”

“Boo, you whore!”

“You dirty little liar!”

“I’m sorry, I can explain!”

“You’re not pretending anymore.”

“You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard, plastic.”

“Did you have an awesome time?”

“Oh, no, she did not!”

“You think everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody hates you!”

“Those bitches.”

“Oh, my God! Pretend you didn’t hear that!”

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”

“Please stop talking.”

“You’re a regulation hottie.”

“You’ve truly out-gayed yourself.”

“S/he’s like a Martian!”

“I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense." 

"That’s only because I was acting like a bitch.”

“That’s the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

“Your face smells like peppermint.”

“S/he’s fabulous, but s/he’s evil.”

“I, like, invented him/her, you know what I mean?”

“I win.”

It’s You

for the anon who requested jealous Ash :)

Absolutely nothing was better than going out with the boys after long days of travel and even longer nights of gigs. They loved their job of course, and you were so proud of everything they’ve accomplished, but it was nights like tonight where a few shots, loud music, and a huge dance party were exactly what all of you needed.

Everything had gone totally wrong this week. It was the first week of the North American leg of tour and it seemed as if the universe was pulling out all the stops to screw it up for the guys.

Michael had lost his passport, both copies, and he swears up and down he’s just so awesome that someone must have stolen them. Calum had slept through almost three rehearsals because jet lag finally hit him, Luke had lost his voice, and Ashton? Ashton was just pissed.

He had flown over a few days earlier to hangout with some friends, and according to him some drama went down, and he’s been brooding ever since. You and Ashton had grown up together and had been best friends for as long as you could remember, and he was shutting even you out.

It was a weird situation, you had never seen the guys this unfocused or tired when it came to the shows, and you could tell they wanted to fix it, but they just didn’t know how. So yeah, tonight was absolutely necessary.

“Alright guys, new game plan. Tonight, we’re all going out, and we’re gonna have a great fucking time. Got it?” you grinned as Mikey nodded enthusiastically and Luke smirked before slipping his jacket on.

“I’ll only go if you buy the first two rounds of shots.” Cal winked as you rolled your eyes but smiled happily, “Fine Hood, whatever the hell it takes to get you guys out of this slump.”

You chuckled as the three of them cheered and got ready to head out, but out of the corner of your eye you saw Ashton was still sitting, hunched over his phone not making any attempt to get up and go with you guys.

Sighing, you walked over and sat down beside him, laying your head on his shoulder. He tensed up at your touch and you immediately felt hurt, as cliche as it sounded, you had a crush on your best friend. Of course that would happen, and of course he didn’t return the feelings, at all.

“Will you come out with us tonight Ash?” you lifted your head off of his shoulder and searched his eyes, only to be ignored as he stayed focused on his phone. Frustrated you nudged him, hoping to get some reaction out of him, only to be met by a cold stare.

“If I go with you guys, will you leave me the fuck alone?” Your eyes went wide and your heart dropped as he spat the words out at you. You knew Ashton could get mad, and you knew how to deal with it when he did, but he had never taken is anger out on you.

You gulped and nodded quickly before he rolled his eyes and shoved his arms through his jacket, angrily walking out of the bus with Mikey and Luke following behind him.

You swallowed the lump in your throat and wiped the tears away that had slipped out. Standing up and grabbing your jacket and purse, Calum blocked your path to the door to pull you into a hug.

“Listen y/n, we don’t know what the hell is wrong with him, but just know we’re not gonna let him walk all over you okay? It’s okay I promise.” you nodded and squeezed him tightly before he kissed the top of your head and let you go.

You smiled weakly before taking his hand and walking out the door, “Come on, lets go get a little fucked.”

The club was packed. It seemed like literally anyone and everyone had chosen the same swanky LA club to hangout at tonight. 

The boys led the way to the private booth you had reserved earlier in the night and cheered when the first round of shots were delivered to your table. You sipped your drink happily as you glanced around the table at everyone enjoying themselves, everyone except one.

You didn’t know what the hell Ashton’s issue was and you didn’t really care to find out, if he wanted to act like a child, he can be treated like one as well.

Smirking to yourself you leaned over and grabbed Calum’s hand, cocking your head in the direction of the dance floor and grinning when he nodded quickly.

Ditching your drinks and stumbling over one another as you made your way to the dance floor, you caught an angry glare from Ashton to which you returned with a small smile and a wink. You needed tonight, and he of all people wasn’t about to fuck it up with his moodiness.

“Holy shit I love this song!!” You laughed as Calum dragged you to the very center of the huge mass of dancing bodies and pulled you close as the music boomed and the lights flashed.

With his hands grasping your hips and your dress riding up your thighs a tiny bit more every time you swiveled your hips against his, you had already forgotten everything in regards to Ashton and let the alcohol and the music make it’s way into your system. 

“What the fuck, y/n?” You stopped dancing when you felt Calum’s hands ripped from your body, and a familiar voice coming from right behind you.

You turned around quickly to be chest to chest with Ashton and Calum staring him down from beside you. What the hell just happened? You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms before quirking an eyebrow.

“Can I help you with something Ash? Because I’d really love it if I could go back to dancing with Cal.” you sent a wink in Calum’s direction as Ashton clenched his jaw and took another step towards you.

“Thats the thing sweetheart, you’re done dancing with Cal. Okay?” he was so close to you that his breath hit your face as he spoke, it smelled like peppermints, not a hint of alcohol. Ashton was completely sober and he was mad at you and Calum for dancing?

You pressed your lips together and clenched your fists, trying to compose yourself before giving him a piece of your mind, “Look, Ashton, I don’t know what the fuck is up with you lately, but I need you to stop taking it out on me. It’s not fucking fair, and I’m not putting up with it anymore.” 

You took a breath and relaxed a little bit once you got all of that off your chest. Calum nodded at you from behind Ashton’s shoulder before heading back to the booth, obviously not wanting to be apart of whatever this was.

Ashton swiped his tongue across his lips before looking down at his feet and shaking his head, obviously not believing the words that just came out of your mouth.

Lifting his head, he met your gaze with a smirk before answering you, “My problem, princess is you. Every fucking little thing about you is the whole reason everything has been off with me this week. It’s all you.”

You honestly could have smacked his smug little grin off of his face in that moment. This was the guy you called your best friend? The one you had a crush on? You folded your arms again quickly and took a step back from him.

“Fine. If I’m the problem, stay away from me then. I’ll fly back home if I have to Ash. I’ll do whatever it takes for you to just stop being so mad and hating me.” Your voice wavered and cracked at the end of your sentence, but you stood your ground.

His eyes went wide as he grabbed your arm roughly and pulled you flush with his body, his eyes searching yours and his breath ragged. “I don’t hate you, y’n, don’t even think for a second that I could ever hate you.”

He dropped your arm but neither of you made an attempt to move, he was letting his guard down and you were finally going to figure out what his deal was.

You slowly reached for his hand and loosely laced your fingers together before quietly asking the question that had been on your mind all week, “Then why do you keep pushing me away, Ash?”

He shook his head quickly before dropping your hand and taking two steps back from you. “Because y/n, I’m so damn in love you I don’t know what the hell to do about it.”

Exo in mean girls

Xiumin as Janis / Talking about Luhan “He’s almost too gay to function” 

Luhan as Damian / Super gay 

Kris as coach Carr / “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die”

Suho as Mrs. George / “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom “

Lay as Ms Norbury / “Sometimes older people make jokes ” 

Baekhyun as Regina  / “Get in loser we’re going shopping” 

Chen as Kevin / “The next time you see her she’ll be like “Kevin G” ”

Chanyeol as Aaron / “Your face smells like peppermint” 

D.O as Mr. George 

Tao as Gretchen / “I’m sorry that people are jealous of me..but i can’t help it that I’m popular”

Kai as Cady / “I have really bad breathe in the morning” 

Sehun as Karen / “On Wednesdays we wear pink”