your face it's bad

I, I loved you in spite of

Deep fears that the world would divide us

So, baby, can we dance?

Oh, through an avalanche?

Matt said yes guys, what a surprise, wow.


HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF TECHIENICIAN!
(Oldest post is here, and here’s the first content for the ship. I don’t know who picked the name “Techienician”, please tell me if you know! I’d love to credit them here :D).

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Six):
  • "They're not looking for me because I don't look like a felon—but I am."
  • "I reserve the right to change that by tomorrow."
  • "What did him and the girl do?"
  • "He said 'I'm gonna make a million dollars,' and he did."
  • "I'm essentially a ghost nihilist."
  • "Nothing changes unless you change it."
  • "They have too much time on their hands."
  • "I think they think we're stupid—and the worst part? We are."
  • "I can't wait until you and yours are dead."
  • "Yes, I am not lying."
  • "I put a meme on the Facebook the other day."
  • "It's just whatever."
  • "People who need money work."
  • "Don't be doing that stuff, it's bad."
  • "You're Satanic."
  • "Your face is naked."
  • "Only because I said so."
  • "Damn you're hot—I'm not gonna hit on you, but you're still hot."
  • "I'm gonna be your dad now: don't be doing that stuff."
  • "I might just be describing myself."
  • "I'm not allowed to play this at home."
  • "Uh-oh, you had six gay thoughts, now you're gay."
  • "I didn't move on to bigger fruits."
  • "But what does she listen to at night? K-pop?"
  • "Committing a felony does not make one Satan."
  • "I am not encouraging this kind of behavior before finals."
  • "You appear to be insensitive."
  • "Stop talking like that, you're making me feel bad."
  • "Oh my god just fail the quiz already."
  • "I'm just gay."
  • "He actually does think you're a bad person if you like pepperoni."
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27 August 2017

| tagged by @saltyattic (WHO LOOKS LIKE A GODDESS BTW - WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS SO GORGEOUS (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚) |

omg okay wow i’m not even joking, but it took me an hour to scour for selifes- because i never take them, searching for them was such a workout abhdsfjn, mars thanks for providing me such agony. also a rare sighting of me before my bangs?? ( i can’t believe this was taken this jan ლ( ¯ ロ ¯ “ლ))

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so this is a shipping tag? (i’m still confused send help) so let me know who i should be shipped with in bts (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (tell me your honest opinions!╰(*´︶`*)╯)

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tagging my beautiful mutuals (let me see your faces (ღ˘ ⌣ ˘ღ)!!): @hobifulstudies @gloomstudy @wastedstudies (lmao how many times has kalice been tagged already) @staestudy @chrissiestudies @slaypjm @ttstudys (you guys don’t have to if you’re uncomfortable <3)

Les Amis de L'ABC (& co.) as shit my friends and I have (sadly) actually said
  • Enjolras: I don't have time for any of their heterosexual bullshit--I've got a revolution to run.
  • Grantaire: Excuse you, I take my job as the local cynic of this socialist club very seriously.
  • Jehan: Of course the skull is a year-round decoration??? What else am I supposed to quote Shakespeare to?!?!
  • Bossuet: If you fall off a bike, apparently it's a bad idea to catch yourself with your face.
  • Bahorel: I'll wait for you until the end... Or till I get hungry.
  • Feuilly: It was like being poor and surrounded by very rich people joking about the economy.
  • Joly: I don't have enough contact with people to catch mumps. Who do you think I am, some sort of social person???
  • Combeferre: I learned how to sign "I am Moth-man" in ASL.
  • Courfreyac: Instead of getting furniture for our apartment next year, we should just turn the living room into a giant blanket fort.
  • Cosette: The small, tail-less squirrel needs to be protected and I have adopted him as our new son.
  • Marius: The vending machine accidentally gave me two chocolate bars instead of one and I was like "sweet, two chocolate bars," but then this cute girl walked by and I panicked, so I threw one away so she wouldn't think I was fat.
  • Eponine: The dude was like "I'm not gonna take a bite out of a stick of butter!!!" so a bunch of other guys started telling him "man up" and "don't be such a girl" so I took the stick of butter from his hands and told them all "girls can do anything guys can, so screw your gender-norms and patriarchal society" and then I took a bite out of the butter.
Hollywood Stars

Request by: @chanelzs
This is my first Fic that i wrote, so i’m sorry if its not amazing!
                                                                 
Rating: Everyone

Genre: Fluff!

 Plot: Chris is getting a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, and you, his wife is also an actress. You too take your 3 year old boy, and 5 month old baby girl, and it is also their first public appearance.  


“Y/N! Are you almost ready?” Your husband Chris yelled from the other room. “Yes, just finishing getting the baby ready” you said. “Daddy, daddy look!” your 3 year old son, Jackson, yelled running into the room where Chris was, showing him his outfit. Chris turned around to look, and a smile lit up his face.  “Wow buddy, you look awesome!“ “Thanks you dada. You were finishing getting the baby dressed, listening to Jackson and Chris having a conversation. A smile grew on your face listening to the love of your life and you little boy talking. Man did you love them. you pick up the baby, walking over to where her little shoes were, putting them on.You hear little footsteps running down the hallway, and a little exited scream come from Jackson. You turn around to see your husband chasing him around the rooms. You let a small grin on your face and let out a small chuckle “Aren’t they silly!” you say to your 9 month old baby girl, Katelyn, you scrunch up your nose and a huge grin comes on her face, letting out a small giggle. "Where is my little princess?” you hear Chris saying, walking over to the baby. He picks her up and the grin on her face becomes even bigger. “Well don’t you look beautiful” he says, tickling her, and she let out a small laugh. He walks over to where you were finishing putting your jewelry on. “Babe, you almost ready to go?” he asks. Chris was was getting honored with a star on the Hollywood walk of fame today, and it was going to be your first public appearance with the kids “Yep!” you answer, fixing your bracelet. You turn around, now facing Chris.“You nervous?” you ask, placing a hand on his chest, smoothing out his suit jacket. “A bit, but I get to show off my beautiful Wife and Children, so that makes it 20 times better” he finishes. You give each other a quick kiss before Jackson runs up in between you two. “Are we leaving now Daddy?” he asks, jumping all around. “Yes we are buddy, lets go!” he says as Jackson runs towards the door. You take the baby back from Chris, placing her in her seat locking the door behind you.


 “In Hollywood, today will be known as Chris Evans day” the announcer says, and the crowd claps as he walks towards the stand. “Wow, thank you guys, this is amazing!” Chris says as the crowd applauds him again. “I never would have thought this would be possible! “ he says taking a breath “I want to thank everyone who has made this possible for me, my mom, dad, who have done so much for me, along with  my 2 sisters and my brother, and of course my beautiful Wife, Y/N, who is just one of the most amazing and talented  people I have ever met.” The crowd applauded after mentioning you. “Y/N i just want to say, thank you. You are the most amazing wife, and an amazing mother to our 2 children, Jackson and Katelyn. None of my dreams have been able to come true if it wasn’t for you. I was extremely lucky when you came into my life. You are always put a smile on your face, even if its a bad day, just so no one else is having a bad day. You blessed me with 2 amazing Children and you make me feel like an amazing father, I don’t know what I would do without you. I love you so much, Y/N” he says looking over to you and the kids, smiling. The crowd applauds him once more.  You had tears welling up in your eyes, and had a huge grin on your face. You loved him so much. He continued on saying some more words, and thanking some more people. “Thank you all for coming to support me today” he finishes. They unveil the star, and you join him for pictures. Jackson runs over to him, and jumps up into the arms, giving him a big hug. and you take the baby. You greet each other with a hug, and a kiss. “I love you so much Chris” you say, looking into each other eyes. “I love you to Y/N” 


Sorry if its a bit short! I’m still a bit unsure on how long they are! like i say, this was my first one i ever wrote, so sorry if it sucks

★ ヽ(উ ▽ ≦ )人(ㅍ▽ㅍ)ノ ☆

these two are apparently the most ikemen members of hakog ak u and hell ye s I want me some of tha t and I’m kinda sad there’s no snow this december bc snow is beautiful and my birthday is in december and it’s tw o in the morn ing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !

Elsa having a panic attack and anna comforts her; requested by anonymous 
not 100% what i had in mind but yeah; also super messy whoops~
hc; As a result of being trained to keep emotions inside, her skin starts freezing when she panics, but it’s usually not more than the fingertips … 

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i suddenly imagined this scenario for punk hazard.