your face is very pleasing tbh

slowbro sprite rating

as suggested by @hero-pons


not sure about this sprite, i feel like if you were looking at it w/out knowing what slowbro is you wouldn’t recognize that’s its tail. still cute though. 5/10


this is better. clearer. looks like he just dropped a contact and is bending over to look for it. i hope he finds it! 6/10


he found it! look how happy he is! i love him. 10/10


he dropped it again. 7/10


he’s happy again! he’s so excited to be here. happiness goals tbh?? 10/10


he’s waving hi to you because he’s so glad to see you again! how nice. shellder looks like he’s working through some things but it’ll be okay. 10/10


so cute??? looks like he’s doing a blep. this happy boy brings a smile to my face. 9/10

black/white/black 2/white 2

another happy boy, now wiggling a bit in his excitement. impatience, maybe? either way, i love him. 8/10

xy/omega ruby/alpha sapphire

looks very spaced out, as slowbro tend to be. i support him. please help your local slowbro by reminding them to close their mouths. 7/10

bonus mega slowbro

please help him/10

anonymous asked:

do u have any new fluff/smut (or any fics with a happy ending) zk fic recs?

hi!!! I’m so sorry for replying late but in any case THANK YOU FOR ASKING BECAUSE BOI DO I EVER


1.) The Stalking Zuko Series by emletish

thoughts: My absolute favorite fluffy fic in this fandom. It’s written in an unconventional albeit REAAAALLY astounding style (read: First POV Katara writing in a journal hooo boy). Features drunk!Zuko, ticklish!Zuko, and overall #1FuckingDorkinTheWorld!Zuko, but also angsty!Zuko and dumbshit!Zuko who just wants to set everything on fire bc he’s a dumbshit sometimes tbh. You will laugh and cry and laugh and laugh and cry over and over again and I just cannot recommend this fic enough please go read it now edhsujsa.

Accompanying Oneshots if you’re up to it (you will be trust me):

  • the collected lists of zuko - a comprehensive list of things that annoy Katara and why Katara is the most impossible girl in the history of ever (which is why you love her Zuko. we all know. WE ALL. KNOW.), according to our favorite fire lord 
  • the crooked thing - they’re trying to keep this thing they have a secret; a.k.a. in which things are perfectly imperfect.
  • snuggling dysfunctional cats - all of this shit from Toph’s POV brb im fucking screaming .

2.) i didn’t know i was lonely (’til I saw your face) by raisindeatre

thoughts: Listen. LISTEN. @raisindeatre​ / Atia is an absolute GODDESS. Her writing style is one of the best I’ve seen in this fandom, and it’s absolutely breathtaking. She just blows my mind on a regular tbh. This fic is genius and stunningly weaves canon into a modern AU, and one that actually works (and there’s very few of those imho). Slow burn but worth it. Every word of this is golden (also please read all of raisindeatre’s work, she’s amazing I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH).

3.) Bones by sadladybug

thoughts: Zuko and Katara on the night of their wedding. I absolutely love it when authors weave in Fire Nation/Water Tribe/any kind of avatar lore into their stories (it amazes me moreso when it comes sTRAIGHT FROM THE AUTHOR’S OWN RESEARCH AND IMAGINATION) and I’m overall just a sucker for this kinda shit. This fic also achieves the perfect balance of smut and fluff, and is written so beautifully it just makes me wanna cry go read it pls. 

4.) Scars by Em Dixon

thoughts: “Katara is the only one with scar-touching privileges. Very quick read but beautiful all throughout. 

5. What Little She Can Do by chromeknickers


this is from chromeknickers’ collection of drabbles and ficlets (they’re very short, but they’re so well-written and they make me want to cry tbh). Not all of the entries are fluffy, so I’ve listed the ones that are!

From the same author’s Through the Looking Glass Series:

Special Mention:
swing and a miss by stellatiate, for beanaroony

Currently in the middle of reading this AND I CANNOT STOP FLAILING. It has some angst in it but the in-between fluff is where it’s at, fam. The writing style is very unique and i’ve never read anythign quite like it. It’s genius. Thank you so much to @babyfairybaekhyun for reccing this iufdhsuijhn

i havent been active in the fandom very much so this has been such a nice refresher! Plus i’m an absolute sucker for fluff. Anyhow, I miss you guys lots, so please accept this as a sort of gift from the bottom of this MIA zutarian’s heart. Enjoy and feel free to add more!!!


  • family: we support u in ur recovery that entails you not locking up ur emotions all feelings are okay!!
  • me: *shows an emotion*
  • family: calm down lol its not all about you you know honestly we dont know what to do with u when ur like this so dont blame us if we accidentally say ur too much for us to ur face bc nobodys perfect!!! oh so u mean its only okay for you to get upset you can get upset even if you dont have BPD its not always worst for u we're feeling very uncomfortable and provoked by your mood disorder tbh like please at least try to calm down we all have to work on this together if u get angry u have to let us express how annoying that is for us or youre being unfair!!!!
Reaction to Their Crush Being in a Sexual Position with Her Gay Guy Best Friend. . .

Anonymous said: Could you do a BTS reaction where your facing very sexually with a guy friend & they later find out he’s gay? Like would the still mind? With you being their crush not gf please! Thank you :)

Reaction to Their Crush Being in a Sexual Position with Her Gay Guy Best Friend…

A/N tbh this request was a little hard to understand, so i hope i got it right, lemme know ,,, i dunno about sexual positions,,, i tried??? either way i did ‘relationship like’ skinship sooo,,, they’d react the same way either way


When he walked in to see you straddling your best friend’s lap while trying to reach the remote, to change the channel he’d be ticked off. Though he would easily conceal his anger, but he’d have snarky remarks for you and your best friend whenever the two of you would try to talk to him. He wouldn’t bring it up with you, but would talk to one of the other members. When the other BTS member tells him that your friend is in fact gay Namjoon would feel a sudden sense of relief. He wouldn’t ever bring up his previous anger, feeling a little ashamed he was so worried about it. Though in the future he’d still prefer if you had some sort of boundaries with him even if he happens to be gay.

Originally posted by yoonseok


When you suddenly sit down on your friend’s lap, getting ready for the movie night Jin would grow quiet. His aura getting cold, however when asked what’s wrong he wouldn’t express his concerns, but instead smile and play it off. From then on he wouldn’t bring it up, making excuses to himself, like you and your friend are just really close, to try and ease his mind. Though eventually he would learn that your friend is gay, either by conversation or your friend casually bringing it up. He’d randomly get happier, surprising everyone. He’d get more affectionate with out of this good news, not able to hold his affection for you at bay.

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Your friend laying his head in your lap would not sit well with Yoongi. Even though he’s your friend Yoongi would believe that that’s crossing the line. Yoongi would become cold towards you, thinking to himself, in some way, that you’re playing with his and your friends feelings, believing your friend has feelings for you. You would need to corner Yoongi and ask what’s wrong. Once you explain your friend is gay Yoongi would snap at you, trying to cover his embarrassment, “Well you should have told me he’s gay.” Though you both would know that’s a lame excuse, and eventually apologize. However there would now be this thing between you two where you both know Yoongi had expressed jealously, so like, you would be unsure if this meant he has feelings for you and Yoongi would be trying to figure out if he should somehow take it back or express his feelings for you. 

Originally posted by jeonbase


The moment you think it’s okay to sit on your friend’s lap, J-Hope’s smile is gone, but in a second he catches himself and quickly puts on a forced smile. He’ll continue to joke around with you guys, trying to numb the feeling of hurt at seeing you sit on another man’s lap. He’s not angry, but more just hurt and sad, thinking you two are secretly dating, all chances he had with you gone. Though when he hears the news that your guy friend is gay, J-Hope is more hopeful (pun NOT intended) and will most likely take this chance to confess to you, not wanting to risk losing you for real this time.

Originally posted by bangtan


Seeing you laying in your friend’s lap upsets sensitive Jimin beyond belief. Your someone he likes, and so seeing another guy being closer than he is to you makes him feel threatened and like he’s losing, and those are feelings Jimin does not welcome. He’d be vocal about his discomfort about you and your friend being so close and open with skinship. Jimin would pull you aside and talk to you openly about his feelings, disliking you and your friend being so close, his feelings for you and his hopes for a future relationship with you. After you explain your friend is gay, Jimin’s infamous smile would spread across his lips, and he’d blush like crazy, allowing you to decide where your relationship goes from there.

Originally posted by jikookdetails


Tae is overall an optimistic and happy person, so he’d approach this situation the same way. He’d most likely have a lot of skinship with you as well, so seeing you sitting in your friend’s lap wouldn’t phase him. He’d just let it go, thinking, “Well, if she sits in her friend’s lap, then next time I’ll have to have her sit in my lap.” At some point, he’d hear that your friend is gay and this really wouldn’t change his thinking, he trusts you and is really only focused on getting affection from you that he wouldn’t let something like you sitting on your friends lap get to him or stop him.

Originally posted by jjks


Omg… Like, he just comes off as someone who has a temper when it comes to his crush – not like he’ll yell at you – but more like he’s sensitive with his crush having skinship with other guys, so he’d more have a temper towards the guy. So when he see’s your friend’s hand on your upper thigh… Something snapped in Jungkook’s head and he’s now passive aggressive towards everything your friend does. Your friend says something? Jungkook has a snarky remark. Your friend tries help out or says something kind to another BTS member? Jungkook rolls his eyes in the most obvious of ways. You’d pull Jungkook aside and ask what his problem is. This would lead to a whisper argument while the rest of BTS and your friend is in the other room. When you snap to Jungkook that your friend is gay he’d fall silent and suddenly feel embarrassed that he had jumped to assumptions. He’d complain, much like Yoongi, that you should have told him that in the first place. It would still take Jungkook a while to admit why another guy touching you had bothered him, but eventually he would come clean about his feelings for you. Now much more confident after learning your friend is gay.

(i deeply apologize for the huge gif)

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid



Hey Mj fam. So I’ve been looking around and the products for Michael Jackson fans really suck… I have TBH. All the T-shirts be his face slapped on a shirt, or an artist just slapped his design on a shirt. It just real non aethestic. Aaliyah has some cool ones and Tupac. But I believe we get effed over. It’s either an smooth criminal design or a outline of his face with a whole bunch of pictures inside it.

So I’m thinking about making a very very limited t shirt line, to see how it does.

(You know my sense of humor so I definitely would have some crazy but respectable shirts and in between for all personalities.)

What you guys think, would you support? TALK TO ME.

the outsiders gang x what they do for you on your birthday

-it would be kinda thrown together last minute tbh
-like he remembers but procrastinates planning anything until like the day before
-makes soda go with him to buy a present
-probably gets you some clothes that he thinks you’ll (look good in) like
-he definitely saved up for a while to get you nice stuff though
-day of, wakes you up at thE ASS CRACK OF DAWN
-“babe…babe, wake up…”
-“go away steve”
-so he tickles you until you get up
-when you finally actually get out of bed he starts being all cute and kissing you all over your face like
-“happy birthday baby girl”
-if it’s warm out you would spend the day at the beach
-and then go for a joyride in his car when it gets dark out
-brings you a lil cupcake with a candle that he made himself
-not the BEST cupcake ever but it’s edible
-making out in the backseat of his car in the middle of nowhere to end the day
-possibly leads to something else ;)
-if it’s cold you would still go outside bc he doesn’t give a damn
-you would literally just walk around the town and do random stuff outside
-play in the snow in winter
-play in the leaves in fall
-when it gets late and even fuckin colder y'all go hang out inside at yours/his house
-has the cupcake for you as mentioned before
-dEFINITELY birthday sex inside ;)

-has been planning for like,,,two weeks ?
-wants your birthday to be great af
-literally refuses to spend any money for like a month so he can get you something nice
-brings ponyboy with him to get a present
-regrets it bc he complains the whole time and is no help at all
-ends up getting a real pretty necklace for you
-gets up early to make you breakfast day of
-when you get up you find him in the kitchen and he doesn’t see you at first
-“hey soda-”
-accidentally knocks over the plate of pancakes in his excitement
-that’s ok tho bc there’s extra batter !¡
-afterwards that idiot blindfolds you and takes you to his car
-“are you kidnapping me or something??”
-“shhh i’m trying to be romantic”
-probably takes you to the zoo even if its cold out
-you two spend longer than you care to admit looking at monkeys
-go out for dinner afterwards
-nothing extremely fancy
-probably burgers at the dingo lmao
-stay up all night cuddling when you get home

-panics over it for like a month
-tries to subtly ask you what you want for your birthday/what you want to do
-ends up getting you some books and a box of chocolate
-kind of still hesitant to give it to you though
-“johnny are you sure she’ll like this ??”
-“yes pony she’s gonna love it”
-“but what if she doesn’t thi-”
-day of you spend like half the day just laying around cuddling
-darry and soda made a point of not being home all day
-eventually you two go out for a walk
-holding hands and being cute fUCK
-and then classic pony
-takes you to the movies
-if its cold you go indoors
-if its warm you go to the nightly double
-either way you spend the whole movie with your head on his shoulder
-and still holding hands
-you get home and pony realizes oH SHIT he forgot a cake
-but thank the lord there’s some chocolate cake in the fridge
-he can’t find a candle but he sings happy birthday to you anyway
-fun af day :’)

-takes the day off work
-has no clue what to get you tbh
-randomly asks dallas what he thinks he should get
-stupid idea wtf darry
-“she’s your girl darrel i ain’t pickin a present for ya”
-settles for a bouquet of your favorite flowers and something that has to do with one of your hobbies (like he’d get some paint/brushes if you like painting, a journal if you like writing, etc)
-he doesn’t really plan the day out
-lets you decide what you want to do
-makes a dELICIOUS breakfast though
-like holy shit chef darry
-you two end up going out for a nice picnic in a secluded place or something if its nice out
-if its cold you end up at some antique shop
-even though you don’t buy anything it’s just fun to look around
-you go back to his house eventually
-he kicks pony and soda out
-and then they tease him endlessly
-romantic dinner with candles and shit
-and obviously chocolate cake
-and then you just kinda talk for a while
-about life, the gang, lots of stuff
-and then oh boy
-he just walks over to you and you start making out
-which leads to more
-he has you screaming
-bless that guy

-ok let me just start with this guy is the biggest sweetheart ever
-he honestly doesn’t really plan anything either
-and also a real fluffy sweater its so nice
-just like him
-he shows up at your house at like 10 AM ish with his big ass bouquet
-you open the door and you can’t even see his face
-he hands you your flowers and he’s smiling like a DOOF
-“happy birthday honey”
-you stand there and hug on the porch for like 20 minutes
-then you just go inside
-and you don’t really leave
-you spend the WHOLE DAY cuddling and messing around
-its a very relaxed day, but thats what you both enjoy
-he cooks for you
-he’s not a bad cook tbh he whips up something pretty good
-he makes you put on the sweater he got you
-“but johnny it’s hot in here”
-“please, baby?”
-you can’t say no to those eyes
-you end the night with a soft make out session
-nothing dirty
-just pure

-he probably remembers
-i don’t think he’d get you anything tbh
-but if he did he’d probably steal you a jacket or something
-it’s not your size but the thought was there
-you honestly wouldn’t do anything special
-you’d just hang with the gang
-they’d be better about your birthday than dally would be lol
-the gang would scold dally for not doing anything
-he doesn’t give a rats ass
-“its just another day why does it matter? i barely even remember my own birthday”
-you’d go back to his place at buck’s eventually
-you make out
-but then as soon as you’re about to get naked and shit
-you refuse
-“i’m tired, lets go to bed”
-and you just roll over away from him
-then he just goes to sleep too
-it was an ok day

-he would definitely make you think he forgot
-but he would have a lil something planned for you
-like you probably spent the night together the day before
-then the next morning he just went on like its a normal day
-after like an hour you start to get upset
-you’re about to leave bc you’re lowkey pissed at him for forgetting but then he’s like
-“hold on baby i have something for you”
-and then he takes something out of his closet
-its a big (poorly wrapped) box with a huge bow
-“happy birthday princess”
-you’re both smiling like idiots
-he really did remember :’)
-he got you a mickey mouse shirt to match his
-he didn’t pay for it but its whatever
-he then takes you out for a drive
-like you don’t really have a destination
-you just drive
-you’re lucky he’s sober enough to drive
-you end up back at his house at like 2 AM
-tHEN you get drunk
-he asked darry to make you cake bc he can’t
-almost lights the house on fire with the candles
-but its ok
-fun fun fun day

the2psaremydrug  asked:

How would the 2ps react if they crash into a car, and just as they got out a girl (around their age) comes out apologizing and crying their eyes out?

Oh shit waddup fam

The way I interpreted this ask, it wasn’t a very serious accident

Please tell me if I’m wrong

2P Italy: *sighs and reaches out for her hand* sweetheart, shhhh, it’s alright, stop your crying now…..*pulls her into a hug that is way too intimate for two strangers who just crashed their cars*

2P Germany: *starts to grin* awH BABE YOU SO CUTE COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU *picks her up off the ground and hugs them* IT’S OKAY TOOTSIE ROLL, I’M NOT HURT….are you? OH JESUS CHRIST EATING A PINEAPPLE ARE YOU OKAY!??!?!?!? DO I NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HARSPITARL? *acts really weird and melodramatic until she starts laughing*

“harspitarl” omfg what am I doing with my life

It’s a fucking hospital I mean seriously

2P Japan: *thrusts a tissue in her direction* you’re in public, stop crying. *inner Kuro: OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS BITCH—– I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD—– MY BRAND NEW FUCKING TOYOTA—- *

2P Romano: awhhhhh are you kidding me bish this is my brand new Ferarri…. Stop crying, you’re gonna ruin your pretty little face….. awh girl you’re lucky you’re so cute or I would call my baby bro and he would make your life hell…. Pfffft come here sweetie, shhhh, shhhhhh….. *hugs them and whispers a mix of comforting and mildly threatening phrases*

2P Prussia: I-It’s okay?!??! Stop crying p-please…..I’m not hurt or anything….Y-you’re okay too, right? *stands there awkwardly patting her shoulder until she stops crying*

2P France: *gives her a tissue* stop crying, it wasn’t that bad. Both of our cars are only dented a little. Calm down. *gets back in his car and nyooms away*

2P America: awh dollface stop crying! Come on, it’s okay *walks her over to a nearby bench and sits down with her, holding her hand* shhh, it’s fine, really….I’m not hurt, and, uh, my car was getting pretty old anyway….shhhh, come on, let me see you smile! I bet you look amazing when you smile!

2P Canada: *stares at her, occasionally mumbles “would you please just calm down,” eventually goes back in his car and comes back out with a tissue to give her, basically he just stays as quiet as possible*

2P England: GOSH DIDDLY DARN POPPET ARE YOU HURT OH MY GOODNESS OH DEAR OH LORD MERCY ME IT’S ALRIGHT I HAVE A FIRST AID KIT IN MY CAR JUST HOLD ON FOR ONE MOMENT *she soon stops crying because tbh it’s pretty funny to watch a guy with pink hair and purple short-shorts blushing and blinking really hard while he tries to figure out how to get a band-aid out of the package*

2P China: awhhhhhhhh kittennnn come on don’t cry *throws his arms around her and starts planting kisses all over her face* it’s okay babe, everything’s alright….. you’re not hurt, are you? awh sweetie shhhh it’s okay

2P Russia: Please stop your crying. Here, I think I have a tissue in here somewhere…. You don’t appear to be very hurt….. I promise my insurance company can take care of all of this. *goes on for like 26 minutes about the amazing car insurance plan he got and how he’s certain everything will turn out alright*

Her Having a Tummy: SPEED


Probably understood the fact that you might have felt a little bit uncomfortable about it, and was there to prove to you that you were like an angel in his eyes.


I honestly think that he would love that about you nearly the most, if based on appearance. He really wasn’t the type to support extremely skinny girls because it was bad for their health, and you having a tummy put a certain ease to his head- you were healthy and well.


Straight up adding loads of cheese as he speaks, “But you look so soft and cuddly and squishy the way you are and I just wanna hug you and never let go?”


Zero fuccs were given that day, “Want more sweeties?”


He legitimately thought that you were so, so, so very cute with what little fat you had around your stomach.


He loved to casually pat your stomach, tbh. Not per say pat, but massage it with slow circles whenever you two were cuddling. It was calming not only for you, but for him, as well.


“Weight doesn’t matter tho, as doesn’t appearance. It’s your heart that I care about.”

anonymous asked:

#10 with Monty Green?

‘stop teasing’ (monty green one-shot)

Request: as stated above from THIS wonderful smutty starter drabble thing. I changed it to just a smutty one-shot, hope that’s okay anon!

Prompt: Monty eats you out after a fight/a long day.

Warnings: smut w Monty Green, racial stereotypes, swearing, dirty talk (?)

(gif credit X)

You sighed, frustrated after that last fight with your FWB Monty Green. You both agreed that things would be better with a “no strings attached” policy, but Monty had somehow forgotten that policy and he became attached to you. Take earlier for example, he told you that he didn’t like when you stood too close to Bellamy or let him play with your hair. You, of course, scoffed and walked away. Moments later, you were looking for him and found him wrapped around Clarke in a tight embrace. How dare he? You called his name and you two made your way to his tent, the previously mentioned fight occurred, and Monty walked out after admitting his feelings for you.

“Damn it, Monty,” you paced all across his floor. “Maybe I should wait it out.” You sat patiently at the edge of his bed for a few moments before you hear commotion outside. You walk out and make your way to the source of it all: John Murphy.

“Looks like Y/N gave up on you? Guess what they say about Asian dicks is true, huh?” You heard Murphy talking and chuckling with his buddies, as you grow angrier by the second. You grow closer and see an insecure Monty, standing around and avoiding all eye contact with Murphy. “Couldn’t get it up in time? Or at all? Bellamy might be better for her, man. You have to be agile and thick for a girl like Y/N–” You walk right over and punch Murphy in the mouth before he can finish saying your name. A loud gasp is heard through the crowd as Murphy looks at you, stunned.

“Keep mine and my BOYFRIEND’S name out of your filthy, no-good mouth,” you threaten him, placing extra emphasis on the word boyfriend. Everyone’s eyes widen as you threaten Murphy, Monty’s included. “Come on,” you walk over and grab Monty’s hand, taking him back to his tent. Once you two were in the safety of his tent, he turned you around and pulled you flush against him, kissing you senseless.

You snaked your arms around his neck and bit his bottom lip, eager to dominate his mouth like you would before. Surprising you, Monty placed a firm grip on your ass and bit your bottom lip. You gasped and gave him entrance as his tongue dominates yours. This was new, and you loved every second of it. You eagerly allowed him power over you as he tugged on your hair and pulled your head back, his mouth moving to your jaws and slowly down your neck. You moan and tug on his jet-black hair as he nips the side of your neck, sure to leave love bites plain as day for Murphy and his little friends to see later.

Monty pulled his head back and smirked, proud of the small red mark on your neck. He reattached his lips to your neck and started leaving open-mouthed kisses down your throat to your collarbone. Once he reached your collarbone, he makes eye contact with you–his dark brown eyes hooded with lust and you were sure that your eyes matched his. He bites down gently on your collarbone, leaving you a quivering mess as he began to roughly suck on your skin, leaving an even darker mark against you.

“Monty,” you whisper his name and he hums against you, his mouth moving to the valley of your breasts. His slim fingers reach under the hem of your shirt and brush your hips, swiftly pulling your shirt over your head.

Monty gasps and stares down at you, hungry and passionate as ever. “So, so beautiful, Y/N,” he whispers and kisses the valley of your breasts. “So perfect.” For the first time, you believe him.

You blush and pull Monty’s head up, kissing him deeply as his hands worked on unclasping your bra. You both pull away to take a breath as you fully remove your bra. Monty hastily pulls off your pants as well and eyes you as you lay there in just your plain black panties. You blush again and Monty lays a gentle kiss against the bottom of your stomach, causing your insides to go wild.

“Let me make you feel beautiful,” he whispers and you moan softly, nodding enough for him to see it. He slowly makes his way down, pushing you onto the be and laying between your legs, his head leveled with the insides of your thighs. He looks up at you, smirking as he licks a long stripe from your inner right knee, up to your inner thigh and over your panties, to you other thigh and back down to your left knee. You pant and grab onto the sheets of the bed as he leaves you a quivering mess, your core soaking for Monty. He lays another fleeting kiss on your wet clothed core before ripping off your panties and leaving you bare for him to ravish.

“So fucking beautiful,” Monty whispers as he teasingly flicks your clit. “This little flower is begging for my mouth, isn’t it?“

“Hmmmm,” you hum softly and close your eyes before feeling a slap against your opening. You gasp loudly and open your eyes, a smirking Monty waiting for you to properly answer. “Yes, Monty. It’s begging for you.”

Happy with your husky answer, Monty groans against your inner thigh as he inches his way closer to your core.His eyes meet your as he lays an open-mouthed kiss against your center, his eyes closing in satisfaction as he finally tastes you. Your hands shoot forward and you pull roughly on Monty’s hair as you let out an ungodly loud moan. His tongue leaves small kitten licks against your slit, smirking as he feels you tense every time he comes close to your opening.

“Monty, stop teasing,” you moan and he gently bites your clit. “P-please stop teasing,” you scream out his name and tug his hair.

“Yes, ma’am,” Monty whispers as he makes eye-contact with you one last time before allowing his mouth to devour your beautiful flower. His tongue finally enters you, without warning. You scream and grab his hair, as his skillful tongue probes in and out of you, causing you to squirm beneath his touch. His hands find his way up and he soon removes his tongue from your opening and moves it to your clit. Before you can complain, you feel his slim fingers curling inside you as he continuously hits your g-spot, his tongue sucking on your clit as he does so. You scream and moan, finding your climax moments later. You lay there, panting as Monty licks your juices from in and around your opening, smirking at you all the while.

You blush and remove your gaze from his, but his hand quickly cups your chin and turns your head to face him. He licks one of his fingers clean of your juices and brings his index finger over to you. You look at him, face red as can be as you open your mouth and he gently slides his finger in. You suck on it, eyes never leaving his face as he moans your name.

“You’re mine, Y/N. You said it yourself. I’m your boyfriend, which makes you,” he moans as you nip his finger, “my very naughty girlfriend! Ouch, Y/N that hurt!”

This is my first SMUT post and I am so sorry if it sucked. Please tell me how you liked it. If you do, feel free to send more smutty requests bc tbh this was fun to write. Kinda scary, but mostly fun. So send me more and tell me what I can do better… pls.


anonymous asked:

Hihi again. First I hope the upcoming week is better for you and second *clears throat**puts on sweetest face I can manage* may I please order some Alex with novelist!s/o hcs plz? - Wolfy anon

boss’ memo : yEAH!!! of course you can have some! <3 i hope this makes your week a little more bearable !! keep going, friend !! =) i’m doing these for modern AU, if it’s okay with you? tell me otherwise !

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  • he is a Fan of your writing. you will never find anyone who enjoys reading what you create more than him. 100% guarantee or your 10 dollars back !
    • but seriously: he’s a big, sparkly-eyed fan who feels he’s entitled to know what’s going on in your stories before everyone else because he’s your s/o,, …he wants those special privileges
      • when you tell him no, he whines that he tells you all the secret spoiler-y stuff in what he writes, so its only fair that you return the favor !
      • you shoot back that he tells everyone everything because he gets passionate and spoils things accidentally
      • and that he writes essays
      • he writes argumentative essays that do not contain a plot. they cannot be spoiled.
      • he is Grumpy,
    • if you ask him to edit some of your work, he will drop whatever he’s doing to steal the computer/papers away from you so he can read
      • let him edit your work, please !! at last!! the special privileges!!
      • it’ll make him really happy, if that helps to convince you… okay, okay, and he’ll come to bed at the same time that you do, this time !!
      • he will bring you drinks? and buy you snacks?
      • he will be a Perfect Boyfriend just please let him read your work
  • he participates in nanowrimo with you, and is a really good motivator !!
    • the two of you manage to rack up a lot of words, holy crap, he’s really good when it comes to throwing ideas at him ! pitch your ideas and he’ll tell you the home runs, or he’ll pitch them back in the hopes that you like what he’s done to them !!
    • he sends you prompt websites and so many resources–he’s infinitely more excited about it that you can ever be !
    • this is a Team Effort
  • alex tends to stick to argumentative essays, non fiction stuff is his specialty so he especially appreciates you if you write fiction
    • he’s impressed with your creativity
    • s h are your ocs with this boy!!! you won’t regret it !!! he is The Best for this honestly, he will give you feedback and ask questions and get so invested in whatever universe you’ve lovingly constructed in your head
  • he also loves you if you write non fiction !!! he will find you resources and work with you to write!! he’s very happy to have someone as passionate as he is !!
    • alexander, pressing his face to your own : “you’re such a nerd for writing non fiction,,,”
      you, not glancing at him : “you wrote about the history of new york when you were in third grade. for show and tell.”
  • tbh asking him to do a writing collab with you is like asking him to marry you, he might cry with joy
    • (your text messages go as follows:)
      “alex, stop”
      “babe chill, go to bed”
      “alex what did i tell you about dozen texting, it’s not good because it spams the phone and i lose battery and i get frightened at seeing any number over 2 near the message icon”
      “i feel like you have the same expression that you made when you told aaron ‘i wish there was a WAR’”
    • he wants to start yesterday, he’s already made a google doc and shared it with you and he’s already written three pages that he wants you to look at !!
  • he likes to brag about what you’ve written–be sure to tell him if you don’t want him to show off
    • he’s understanding about it, don’t worry
  • you are not allowed to be self conscious about anything you’ve written!!! not allowed!!! he will show you just how fantastic your writing is !

diamantdrache  asked:

assumption: You seem like a very calm person. Your layout isn't in a in-your-face style, and it's pleasant to look at. Your posts are mostly made of aestehtics and bts, so I assume you're an army. Nothing more to say.

Djdjksk I am all about the aesthetics ;; this is true. Tbh I’ve only lost my temper twice in my 21 years. And ye you can call me an army if you like ^^ I sure buy enough of their albums to be considered one. But this is mostly a bts blog so there’s that. Lol xx (also ilu please be safe and healthy)


loldyke  asked:


  • First impression: funny cute and friendly? the whole package…imma follow this boo
  • Truth is: YOU’RE FUNNY CUTE AND FRIENDLY I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!! also you’re v pretty and i love you?
  • How old do you look: tbh you have a baby face you look 17 dsjhfks please don’t hate me
  • Have you ever made me laugh: MANY TIMES, you’re one of the funniest peeps in here 
  • Have you ever made me mad: uhm no??? what am i stupid?
  • Best feature: YOUR FACE!!! IS SO CUTE!!! i fucking love your selfies you are a QUEEN and i love you so much ok your best feature is your whole self
  • Have I ever had a crush on you: maybe so.gif
  • You’re my: friend who i love very much!!! true lesbian/bisexual girl solidarity we  are, we really are!!!
  • Name in my phone: i don’t have ur number
  • Should you post this too? i’m dumb and have no idea what this says


Anon ask: Aos ship? Please I’m a bi girl I don’t talk about myself unless somebody asks me so I’m closed off introvert eccentric love reading books watching hero movies/tv shows I love tea,coffee,walks,chilling after a long day I have blue eyes, dark long brown hair, I dress very dark leather jackets jeans etc I have the perpetual resting bitch face tbh I have no preference on wether you ship me w/ a girl or a guy your blog is amazing keep up the awesome work<333

I ship you with…Daisy Johnson!

Originally posted by awbuckyno

How you guys meet:

You were the new inhuman on Shield, meaning that Daisy had to train you. That’s how you guys meet. She finds you as a very mysterious person and had the need to meet you and know all the little thought that runs through your head, and lesbehonest (lol) when she saw you standing there wearing a leather jacket with that perpetual bitchface and those piercing blue eyes, her heart skip a beat.

“holy shit” that’s the only thing she could mumble.


  • Let’s just say that Daisy has a thing for badass girl/boys, she doesn’t know if is the leather, the black color, or the mysterious person that make her leg feel like jelly. But you not only make her feel in a constant earthquake of emotions, you also can make her feel calm, on peace, you can make her forget about all the crazy shit that is happening in the world, and all the responsibilities that she has.
  • She knows that you won’t talk about yourself unless she ask, and she doesn’t matter, basically because she can be really curious and can do a thousand question in 5 seconds, sometimes she thinks she may overwhelm you with that, but her wish of knowing every little detail about you always wins over her worries.
  • she’s an awkward extrovert, so you being introvert balance the relationship.
  • Knowing that you love superheroes and movies/tv shows, she will want to do Netflix and chill and show you all the collection of superhero movies she has, and even ask Coulson for his to show you, she is also a big fan of superheroes.
  • On busy days when she has to go on a mission , she will leave a cup of coffee or tea on the nightstand with a little paper with the words “have a good day hot stuff :D <3” on it.
  • She adores your hair, and loves to tangles her finger on it when she kisses you, gently pushing your head closer to hers
  • Chilling after a long day? do you mean Daisy cuddling with you and not letting you get up until her batteries are full charged, she will turn into a cuddly puppy demanding kisses here and there, she will hide on your neck and leave little pecks on it mumbling a few “I love you so much” and “you are soo comfy~”.
  • Daisy uses a lot of black and loooooves leather jackets, so, you can expect that she will steal out jackets, for a lot of reasons, because they smell like you, or because they are warm, or just because they have that secret pocket where she can hide candies.
  • She doesn’t mind your “bitch face”, she thinks it’s hot and it actually makes you look badass. but also loves to make you laugh or smile, it lights up the room.
  • Some agents are scared of you two, you two are the power couple, both look badass so I think you can understand them.
  • Long talk about alien and puppies (basically whatever subject it comes to your mind) at 3 am
  • Daisy has such a bad preference on food, so expect to eat a lot of junk.
  • Sometimes when she is having a bad day, she will appear out of nowhere and drag you away from whatever place you were, take you to the room and cuddle with you, while taking a nice cup of tea.
  • “My girlfriend is the badass I’m the kickass”

Who ships it.

Can I say everyone? No? okay….EVERYONE. I mean, Coulson if happy because her daughter I mean, young friend finally found someone who can make her happy, May is also happy to seeing Daisy smiling so much. Fitz-Simmons are shipping it Hard, Jemma keeps saying how much compatibility you two have, and Fitz says that it’s relationship goals. Mack and Elena love the idea of competing about who is the better couple, all of them are happy.

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why you should stan lee chan

seventeen’s giant lil maknae never gets enough love!!

- chan is quite possibly the happiest boy to ever live

- the actual son of dokyeom

- look at this gif of him jumping around like a pogo stick on the beach

- a lil mini ray of sunshine who literally never complains

- has never complained about his hairstyles

- like…have u seen his adore u and mansae era styles

- he said that he loved them and thanked his stylist lots 

 - ((bless his pretty u era hair it’s finally normal))

- never complains about being maknae and being teased by the hyungs

- which happens a lot

- woozi pushes him down at the start of mansae dance practice

- but chan is still a sweetheart

- when seungkwan called to ask for his opinion on q&a he gave it a 11/10 and immediately started raving about how he knew it was gonna be a hit

- he’s also a goofy ray of sunshine

- here he is dancing with cabbage like things

- no subs for this vid but you really don’t need them // his laugh is so precious

- i think someone actually posted a lee chan laugh compilation but i can’t find it rn

- he always throws his head back and laughs SUPER LOUD

- anyways i’m getting off track let’s talk about why chan is so stannable

- have you seen this boy dance

- his facial expressions when he performs are always so on point

- goes from cute to sexy in half a second

- this is the video that made me fall in love – it’s a solo dance to a chris brown song

- also this – chan being cute af while killing the dance; work them hips

- and this beautiful performance of jam jam where he switches between adorable and hot every 5 seconds

- prob the most underrated performance team member

- he’s so passionate about dance!!

- has been dancing pretty much since birth since his dad is a dance teacher

- absolutely adores mj

- absolutely adores the performance team too 

- he’s their lil baby 

- hoshi tucks him in at night

- even when he’s not performing his face is really cute

- very squishable and adorable, cheeks are highly pinchable

- and he knows it so he spoils us with aegyo

- even though he hates it u can tell he’s so awkward

- and he’s only seventeen!! but is somehow so grown and still a baby at the same time

- in seventeen years has become such a stellar dancer and positive person, how does he do it

- so please love our wonderful maknae lee chan and support him w all your heart 

I wasn’t going to post this because this drama is a déja vu to be honest

but this gif got me, because that’s a look I and alot of you had at one point or more in your life, the need to control your expression, to hold your tears and your pain, because somehow you know it’s not meant to hurt you but it just does, and that’s why I need to say something

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Workout with cal blurb(?)

A/N: this was written very quickly with little phone charge and idk what it is tbh not exactly blurb but not imagine either hmm anyways let me know what you think please. Feel free to request/message me :) hope you enjoy!

Working out with Calum would be 6am alarms that you both hate but set so you have an hour prep before you actually wake up at 7, your quiet groans match his as he rolls and presses his face to your warm neck. “Morning beautiful” he’ll say quietly, still half asleep “can we skip today and sleep?” But you both eventually get up after another alarm and cuddles. You head down to the kitchen where Calum is making a protein filled smoothie for the two of you, he smiles as you wrap your arms around his torso, lightly kissing his shoulder blades before he turns and gently kisses your cheek as he hands you the smoothie. You guys will go out for what is supposed to be a light jog, but without fail always becomes a full on marathon between your competitive sides. “You’d think with legs like that you could run faster y/n” he would yell back at you, laughing as you waved your middle finger at him, pushing yourself to go faster because his ego was not something you could deal with. As soon as you picked up pace he’d simultaneously start moving faster, but you reach him, maybe even get a little ahead before he grabs your arms, pulling your entire body back into him, you squeal and slap his arms in frustration as he picks you up off the ground
“Calum you dick” you moan, after a pout and a kiss you both walk back, talking about everything and anything
“I had the weirdest dream last night”
“What do you think of this lyric”
“And then he threw a drink at him, crazy!”
Eventually Calum gives you a piggy back because you’re still annoyed with his sabotaging. You’d both move onto weights and whatever other exercise you wanted to do, constantly encouraging each other
“5 more reps and you beat your record y/n come on babe you can do it!” He’d say excitedly, mirroring your own glee as you’d watch him on a machine, pushing himself harder from your words.
And of course no work out is complete without shameless flirting
Cal would do push ups as you took a break, admiring his broad shoulders, muscles on his back glistening
“You’re really hot you know” you’d tell him inching closer to him as he begins to slow down, “like i would most definitely have sex with you right now” making him giggle, he’d sit up on his knees and pull you down so you’re beneath him
“You can’t say stuff like that y/n” you stick your tongue out beneath him as he continues his press ups, kissing you each time. You’d be doing squats and could feel a presence for a while, turning around you raise your eyebrows directly at your boyfriend who is leaning in the doorway, biting his lip
“Have you done anything in the last 15 minutes”
“Honestly no, I’ve literally just been staring at your ass. It’s incredible”
this would then lead to a short but heated make out session
“To be continued” he’d whisper as other people staring coming in
“Shower” you’d reply making him grip your waist tightly
“I think that’s enough workout for today”
Once you got back home you would both cook a healthy breakfast together, singing along to the radio and planning the next session

[important] Shout-Out to Meanie fans:

- That respect Wonwoo and Mingyu as people/artists/members

- That keep their ships to themselves (ie. NOT shoving your fantasies in their faces via online or during events) and basically not towards them

- because that’s bloody uncomfortable and impolite and it makes you a very “weird person” as Wonwoo had already highlighted a fan from being so (yes, I’ve read that fan account)

- and to know that the reasoning behind this was the fact that “hehe~ everybody else does it too!!” disgusted me and tbh one could only imagine how annoyed and uncomfortable Wonwoo would’ve felt

- so please don’t do it if you really respect your bias.

- A HUGE shout out to the fans who aren’t constantly making Wonwoo answer questions about Mingyu to the point that he feels insecure about his relationship with the younger member

- therefore causing him to evidently dismiss Mingyu and limit communication with him in front of fans just for the sake of their image

- Fans that are not degrading these two very talented and very hardworking boys into nothing more or less than a fictional married couple inlove…. yall are great

- And a shout out to those who acknowledge the fact that what they may say/ask can harm someone else in any possible way

- because what may sound like harmless joking to you can be weird and quite disturbing to someone else

- and constant questions that lowkey targets Wonwoo’s sexuality has literally made my stomach turn???????

- and it really made me wanna sock a few people in the head ???? because maybe it’s not supposed to be your goddamn business?? ??

- and personally I’m really just sick and tired of certain intl/native fans in general….

- I’m never one to start something but honestly I couldn’t care less anymore.

- Wonwoo’s feelings and discomfort matters A LOT to me (this equally applies to all of the members too)

- idek if I’m making sense like I’m just so worried over how evidently uncomfortable he is these days

- and the multiple awkward/insensitive/disrespectful/uncomfortable reasonings behind it all

- So please respect Jeon Wonwoo and Kim Mingyu and the other members of Seventeen because tbh they’re all quite new to the idol buzz and crazy attention

- But most of all, please be mature and continue to love and appropriately support the members endlessly bc honestly they’re worth more than any award would be

- *exhales for 8790 years*

anonymous asked:

i'm a little new to barca so i was wondering if you could introduce me to me the team or teammates if you could? just something to give me some knowledge about them that i wouldn't know as a newcomer

Hello darling. So here some things you need to know about players;

  • Jérémy Mathieu: He is the new guy but he is a good defender and this fandom was waiting for almost 6 years (no Chygrinskiy doesn’t count). He is fast, good at 1v1 and air duels. He looks like a guy from Green Street Hooligans who is ready to beat an Espanyol with a fucking stick.
  • Marc-André ter Stegen: He is the new guy as well and he is a great young talent. He is a German and he makes incredible saves, he also uses his feet a lot so sometimes we are like ???? He is a cutie pie and his gf is hella hot
  • Martín Montoya: Martín is from La Masia so he is one of our babies. He had a great season before 2013 but shit happens you know so we are not judging him or anything. His crosses are better than Dani’s but he is not as good as Dani at defending and he is not ready to be a regular starter. 
  • Gerard Piqué: You will hear so many waka waka jokes, please ignore them all. Gerard was one of the best defenders in the world once but again shit happens. He is slow and really bad at sliding tackles nowadays but we still believe in him and he will get his shit together. Now Lucho is the coach, he will work harder.
  • Ivan Rakitić: New comer. He has perfect hair and a really cute face -no Mel stop!-. Anyway, he is good player who won Europa League with Sevilla last year and he is very versatile (he played as a winger, DM, CM etc dudeeee).
  • Sergio Busquets: People talk shit about him but don’t listen them, Busi is amazing and he is one of the bests in the world. He is a fighter and our silent soldier.
  • Xavi Hernández: Xavi was our vice-captain until this season, Puyol left and Xavi stayed (thank God!). He is the best Spanish player in the football history and he is one of the most amazing midfielders ever. No one can read the game like Xavi. He is also obsessed with pitches and passes so if you didn’t water your grass today, go and do it now!
  • Pedro Rodríguez: Pedrito is also from La Masia. He accidentally joined La Masia but that’s another story. He is a hardworker and a team player. His finishes will give you a headaches but he also has some fancy moves and he is a lovely man. People underestimate his talent so much.
  • Andrés Iniesta: Mr. Pale Face. He is the most talented midfielder, please go home and think about your life if you disagree. He is a little magician and give him a ball, he will dance for you. He is untouchable. Also a very lovely man and a cute papi awww
  • Luis Suárez: Here we have bite jokes. Don’t ignore them, some of them really funny tbh. Anyway, Luis is a nice guy off the pitch but a dangerous one on the pitch and I am not only talking about his amazing skills. He is one of the best strikers in the world right now. He needs to get his shit together. He had a great season at Liverpool last season.
  • Lionel Messi: Leo is our precious one and our legend. What he’s done for this club will never be repeated. He is ready to die for our crest and don’t touch me, I will cry. He is also the greatest player ever. He is good at every fucking thing so I am not gonna talk about his skills too much, he is a lovely puppy and his legs are really pale (idk why I said this)
  • Neymar: Don’t search his name on the internet because you will see a lot of shit related to our club and it gives me a fucking headache. Anyway, he is a talented Brazilian who is still too young and will be our future (if he doesn’t leave ofc). He likes fancy moves just like Dinho and other Brazilians.
  • Claudio Bravo: He is our new gk. He is good and had a great WC tbh. He stole my heart idk he is so lovely. Sometimes he makes amazing saves.
  • Javier Mascherano: The fighter. The heart and the soul. Masche was not even a CB but he played in that shitty position for us and he was not doing so bad tbh. He is so humble and actually a great midfielder so can we please let him play in his natural position ffs?! (He deserves to be one of the capis)
  • Marc Bartra: He is more than just a beautiful face (not that I find him attractive but everybody loves his face). He has talent and we want him to be the next Puyol (aka eternal capi and former best defender). He lives and breathes Barça so we like him.
  • Alex Song: The guy no one actually remembers and swears when they remember he is still a Barça player. He is not actually that bad, he is a good player but doesn’t fit our team and he is awkward.
  • Jordi Alba: Also known as chipmunk. He is fast a really good LB. And the best part is he doesn’t cross the ball like Dani (I love Dani but our forwards are fucking midgets!!)
  • Ibrahim Afellay: He was a good player but injuries ruined his career. We are waiting for him to leave. There is not much to say.
  • Sergi Roberto: He is our mascot because of his hair. A lovely boy and a decent midfielder but he has to prove himself or he will go to a mid table team.
  • Adriano: Our best LB (sorry girls) since Abidal left. He is fast, he scores beauties, his crosses are cool and gosh he is amazing but injury prone :(
  • Dani Alves: Don’t let his latest performance fool you. He was one of the bests and Dani gave his everything to this club so we love him. He made some cool assists to, especially, Messi (because their bromance»)
  • Jordi Masip: He promoted to first team this year and he was really good at Barça B and we are proud of this La Masia boy but he still has a long way to go.
  • Rafinha: He is a very talented midfielder who likes to attack and at Celta he played as false 9 and he is really cool. We believe in him.
  • Gerard Deulofeu: He is cocky and arrogant sometimes but he is a cutie pie. He doesn’t like to smile and his bitch face is really famous. Overall he is a great winger and he is our future. He has some fancy moves and sometimes he dribbles like Messi ayeee

Our coach is Luis Enrique and he coached Barça B with legendary Pep Guardiola before leaving. He likes hardworkers and he is not afraid to bench your ass. He is sassy sometimes and is the coolest coach in the world. His first halves of the seasons are always shit but fingers crossed.

Our club is fan-owned but our socis are fucking idiots so we have a shitty board full of clowns. We have a great fanbase but sometimes we act like little shits.  

There are some important people you need to know so check here.

If you want the part 2 of this lesson, I am always here.


six selfies of 2016 🌹✨💖
someone tell this bitch (me) to stop using snapachat filters and doing kissy faces

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anonymous asked:

SO my dogs were sleeping on my bed and they ended up in a position laying side by side with their noses touching and it was so cute! and suddenly a image of pack piles came into my mind with someone waking up in the middle of the night to see stiles and derek cuddling with their faces very close together (probs bc derek likes stiles smell) and waking the pack quietly to take pics of them omg so cute

*clutches heart* Please pet your dogs for me, that is so ridiculously cute omg

Pack piles is one of my (many) favorite things tbh. I just like the idea of all of them huddled together on a pile of blankets and pillows (or a really big bed) and just enjoying being near each other. A lot of cuddles, that’s the good stuff

And just- imagine Derek being the last one to fall asleep and then slowly drifting closer to Stiles somewhere along the way, reaching out for the comfort and his anchor. When he does get to Stiles, he wraps his arms around him and buries his face in Stiles’ neck and Stiles just makes a noise in his sleep before throwing his limbs over Derek, letting him get closer

And they’d up with their faces close together, arms still wrapped around each other and their legs tangled, both so relaxed and probably having the best sleep of their life

Imagine the pack cooing at them while they’re taking pictures, some calling them gross, others calling them cute, a few calling them grossly cute

Imagine the amount of teasing they’d get when they wake up, jumping away from each other in embarrassment. There’d be so much teasing and Stiles would do a full body flush, while Derek’s ears would burn red