The funniest thing to me is that moment in a show when a character has just died in some tragic way, and it’s just like the saddest thing ever and everyone is bawling
Then you go backstage and they’re just sitting there scrolling through their phone because now they have nothing to do for the rest of Act 2
Reasons why Orochimaru is a really interesting pick for a "sent back to childhood body" timetravel fic. 1. Oro's definition of "fixing this" is probably way different than the general population of canon and of the readers. 2. Gets bored easily and fucks things up more because being a chess master kinda sucks when you know all the moves for sure. 3. His frustration at the inevitable things. 4. his decisions are based at least based 50% on how he can swing his ascetic to be as creepy as possible.