your face is so stupid i will punch it

I’m just going to say this much…

Whenever I have heard racist people complain about their “jobs” being “stolen”, whether online or in person, it’s usually referring to Mexicans or Latinxs they think are Mexican because they’re stupid and think every Latinx from Central or South America is Mexican.

Anti Latinx racism is fucking strong worldwide and I want to say “white people” in that above paragraph BUT sadly it refers to anyone that isn’t Latinx.. non Latinx POC I’m looking right at you, too. You are NOT exempt from that bullshit. You’re not. I hear you saying “build the wall”- sometimes more than fucking white people 👀 You’re just as gross as a Nazi or Klan member so while you’re punching them, you can punch your own damn face as well you nasty hypocrites. In the US, Latinxs are treated like trash.


You’ve had enough of it. All this man ever did was obsess over Elizabeth, a woman that did not love him in the least. You couldn’t stand having to hear him talk about her any longer. So you punched him.

You had originally intended on just slapping him but it turned into a full on punch in the face. To say thee least he was surprised.

“How dare…”.

“You deserved it” you hissed poking him roughly in the chest “I’ve had to deal with your stupid obsession for too long. Perhaps that will knock some sense into you”.

With that you walked away leaving James still shell shocked.

Request: Imagine...punching Jasper in the face

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Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Ohhh @curlkitty 😂😂💕

So lets be clear, you find Jasper to be a gigantic idiot by choice. He does the most stupidest things to get a reaction out of you. Why? It was hilarious.

Jasper sped up to stand behind you leaving, no. personal. space. He then yelled. “HEY LOOK AT ME I’M A VOLTURI!”
This made you jump and scream “NOPEEEEEEE!” Upon instinct you had punched him in the face.
So this was new…you called him stupid all the time yet you just punched him in the face. Jasper just stood there, obviously it didn’t hurt him, his face didn’t even move so he didn’t know whether to laugh or panic.

At first your hand felt numb before pins and needles pulsed through your hand before pain erupted. “OWWWWWWWWW.” You yelled, cradling your hand. That was when Jasper kicked into action.

“(Y/N) you’re very lucky. Your hand is only bruised.”
“Are you sure my hand isn’t dying? Feels like it.”
Carlisle chuckled in response, carefully analysing your bruised knuckles. “No, you’re fine. Just don’t raise your hand to anymore vampires.”
Your eyes narrowed on Jasper. “You’re a Volturi eh?”
Jasper burst out laughing. “It was so good!” He began to mimick you. “Nooooope! I need to tell Emmett about this!”

TianShan Week Day 4: ‘Shield’
Guan Shan has a penchant for trouble but luckily, He Tian reckons him pretty enough to warrant his protection.

He Tian breathed out an angry sigh as he ran his hands through his hair. Guan Shan was squatting on the ground beside him, kneeling against a building.

“First that stupid shit with She Li, and now you try to get into a fight with Dun Bing? He’s twice your size, you fucking idiot.”

Guan Shan scoffed, looking offended. “I didn’t try to get into a fight with him! He bumped into me!”

“So you thought you’d glare at him? You know you have an annoying face that practically begs for a punch.”

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The Golden Age of comics refers to the late ‘30s to early '50s – an era when icons like Captain America, Batman, and Superman emerged. It was a time when every problem, especially Hitler, was solved by punching it in its fucking face. And now I want to honor that radness by remembering six heroes who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time. This article is the first of two parts.

Curious readers might be asking, “Besides having dead Nazi all over your fists, what makes a superhero uniquely Golden Agey?” It’s tough to explain. After all, curiosity wasn’t invented until 1956 as a vegan alternative to punching. So I did my best to narrow down the Golden Age to six distinct traits: Maniacal Awesomeness, Casual Massacre, Animal Punching, Stunning Stupidity, Double Head-Bonking, and Vintage Racism.

3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1

Lost in Translation

Loosely based on this post: My French proficiency is toddler level at best, so french-speakers prepare to be offended. AU where Draco uses French to get around his true feelings.

Harry: How about we call a truce?

Draco: Your eyes are pretty.

Harry: You know I don’t know what that means.

Draco: It means…

Draco: Stupid eyes, stupid hair.

Draco: Je vais crever de soif. I’ll die of thirst.

Draco: I want to punch him in the face.

Harry: Draco?…Were you talking about me? I heard one your lovely pet-names for me.

Draco: Go die.

Harry: Ah Draco, lost again? Or were you waiting for me?

Draco: …Je veux… I…I want…

Harry: What? Honestly, if you want an insult to land you should probably say it in a language I can understand. What do you want?

Draco: …I’m leaving.

Harry: Wait! You can’t keep doing this! Just tell me what you want.

Harry: I can see you hovering, Draco. You might as well come in.

Harry: You might’ve died, you know. You would have died. Your entire family either locked away in Azkaban or living it up with a blemish to their names and you nearly die in a tragic quidditch accident.

Draco: What a shame.

Harry: Don’t you dare. After seven years you think I haven’t learnt anything?

Draco: I think I love you a little.

Draco: Mais, seule… but only…

Draco: A little.


Harry: Je t’aime. I love you.

Draco: Who do you think I am? A Delacour?

Harry: A jerk by all accounts.

Draco: I can’t hear you.

Harry: Je ne te comprend pas. I don’t understand you. Will you say it?

Draco: Eh, peut être. Maybe.

Harry: Will you mean it?

Harry: I don’t know all the words you use, Draco. I don’t even always know what you mean when you say them, but I’ve had a long time to know you.

Draco: For someone who isn’t stupid, you can be remarkably dense at times. All the words in all the world, Potter, and I’m always saying the same thing.

Draco: I love you.

((Did I say this would be fun? Because if I did, I take it back.))

anonymous asked:

Harley you always seem so fricking unbeatable. What is your secret? Are u like this off the cam as well? You always know what to say, how to think, how to act. How do u do this? I find myself feeling insecure, questioning myself a lot, worrying ans wasting time with stupid shit ans it drives me mad. I just wanna live and unleash the real me. Can u help?

Practice, practice and more  practice.

I also have zero fear of rejection.

Zero fear of being punched in the face.

Zero fear of being sued in supreme court.

I live my passion and purpose every day with no fucks given.

Leave a legacy or be guilty of a wasted life.

Life is too short to feel self conscious mate. :)

I keep seeing really heartfelt stuff about Stan getting old and dying in his sleep all peacefully and long happy life and it’s so touching and I love it but I’m also probably one of like five people who wants Stan to die in the most ridiculously over-the-top stupid way like punching a monster in the face

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lavenderbyun: I have an awful feeling that Sun Woo…

I really hope he doesn’t. But all these people are coming up to me at school and saying “are you ready for the super sad ending? I hope Dog Bird dies” I was so close to punching them all in the face.


Aiiiish why are people so mean?!!!! damn it I would’ve punched some for you too !!! I don’t know why everyone are saying that !! BUT I’m 100% sure it won’t happen .. MY SON WILL NOT DIE NOT WHILE I’M ALIVE and breathing

another tfln meme
  • [text] I hate sounding clingy, but I just wanted to verify I wasn’t an asshole in your mind.
  • [text] I wish I could punch you in the face.
  • [text] Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead. I didn’t check.
  • [text] Is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
  • [text] Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo.
  • [text] Umm I’m too high to move
  • [text] You’re so nebulous sometimes.
  • [text] Sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
  • [text] I’m stupid and lost without you.
  • [text] You don’t have asthma, you’re pregnant
  • [text] None of my boyfriends are responding right now. I thought I had enough to avoid this problem.
  • [text] Dude, my mom stole all your condoms.
  • [text] Turn off your phone and go to bed.
  • [text] I’m wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal right now.
  • [text] So I’m about to watch a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator. Am I dating myself?
  • [text] And now I’m afraid that I’m a pornographic eater.
  • [text] No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
  • [text] I hate you but I’m not in hate with you.
  • [text] I pretty much can’t stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
  • [text]  Black lace. The rest is up to ur imagination
  • [text]  I accidentally had phone sex last night
shojo manga is so addictive but 100% wouldn't have any relationships even remotely close to the ones in manga

like try ditching me at a train station bc your ex has a weirdo emergency. Just fucking try it. Or the stupid freak outs they always have at the main girl bc they have inner demons or some shit? Boy don’t even attempt raising your voice more than one octave at me.

I want to punch all shojo manga boys in the face.

Jikook Probably....

Jimin: Kookie, can we try something?

Jungkook: Uh- Okay, what is it?

Jimin: What do you think about me calling you Oppa? *blushes*

Jungkook’s Internal Conflict: What on Earth have I done to deserve this? Why does this sinful human being insist on making my life a living hell? Can’t he see that I’m not interested in him. I don’t like you Park Jimin, please stay as far away from me as possible! Stop looking so god damned cute with that stupid look on your face. I really just want to punch you!

Jimin: *flutters eyeslashes*

Jungkook: Oh fuck this…

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anonymous asked:

Firstly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Second, what are your thoughts about wires and nerve because I've been thinking about getting it but I'm not sure yet. Thanks!


Second, I mean…it was okay. I liked it, but honestly it was a bit OOC and i wanted to punch kinney in his stupid face the entire time…it was fine i guess? I honestly wouldn’t buy it though because I finished it in an hour flat so if you’re all about reading time then yeah.  

I hate all those “writing tips” posts where it’s like “don’t do this with your character because it’s bad” and “when a character does this it’s bad” and “don’t write like this because it’s bad.”  That’s not actually giving tips, that’s just someone trying to tell you the right or wrong way to write, except there actually is no right or wrong way to write anything.  It just screams of egomaniacal amateur writers who think it’s okay to be condescending toward other writers just because they think their own work is perfect.

Reaction: Ex telling them to break up with you


“you’re really funny dude”

Bobby would just laugh because he can’t take how stupid your ex is by thinking he’d break up with you just because he tells him so. He wouldn’t say much afterwards, just leave with an evil smile on his face and maybe pat his back saying, I understand that you want her back but she’s mine now and it will stay like that.


/killer gaze af/

Hanbin would just want to punch your ex in the face but hold himself back he knows he can’t win cough. He would just send him the most upset and aggressive glare he could form on his face and then just leave without saying another word. 


“you’re so annoying, can u just shut up???”

June would be so annoyed and be the sassy boy he can be. He wouldn’t exactly say anything to his request, because it’s not even worth commenting to. He can just roll his eyes and show him how annoyed he is and then just leave without paying him any more attention.


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i think the gif explains enough :)))

- Moyo

Week Celebration #4.

I’m sorry this took me so long but I’ve been kinda off and tired.

Anyways, la puta loca de @minervaem request for an entire series but I decided to do just two of them and since she loves angst so much, be ready.

Furthermore, this is a College!AU Bucky and the reader of course is named Ivy.

Prompt 11: I’m gonna fucking punch that stupid face of yours.
Prompt 61: Don’t you dare say you love me.

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The light shining through the curtains felt like someone was stabbing in your eyes, your already pounding head was not helping as you tried to move from the spot in which you have slept but something was blocking your way.

Groaning you decided on opening your eyes once and for all and what welcomed you made you breathless and your mouth go dried in the second your orbs were fixated in the strong jaw covered in stubble which your hands choice to caress, your eyes shut down at the touch that brought you pieces and bits of imagines of what happened last night.

The college bar where all your friends usually hang out, the pool table, beer, tequila, too much tequila. Up to that point everything seemed normal, a typical Friday night for you and your friends but what came flooding next to your head was something unanticipated but foreseen by some of your friend: you and Bucky too drunk to walk home alone, you helping Bucky into his dorm, those lips in your collarbone, that stubble leaving goosebumps in your thighs…

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Punch - Part Ten (End)

Summary: Due to your parents divorcement you were forced to move into a whole new state, Kansas, along with your mother and her new boyfriend. Much against your liking. You were in your last year of high school and now had to change school in the middle of the year. Now you had to deal with stupid classmates, stupid teachers and a stupidly attractive classmate. How were you going to handle this situation? Would you even get used to it at some point?

Chapter Summary: You had enough. You had enough of people treating you like shit, you had enough of your parents not caring about you and you were finally facing the consequences.

Words: 1421

Pairing: Dean x Reader (both are 18)

Warnings: Angst, swearing

A/N: So this is the last part of the Punch series and it makes me sad cause I really liked it but everything has to end at some part. BUT I got another note at the end of this one shot so it would be great if you’d read it Feedback is always appreciated :) 

Also I listened to Just a dream by Nelly while writing this, if that matters to you.

Punch - Masterpost

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