General population of St. Brendan’s, it is entirely your pleasure to meet me. I seem to have arrived at a somewhat sad time but I’m sure that’ll all pass soon enough. My name is Cooper Anderson; the better looking Anderson here at St. B’s. You can call me Sir, or Mr. Anderson; I’m not too fussy. I’ll be teaching Business and Management and I hope you’re all ready to work hard. I’d like introductions from each and every one of you; your name, your designation, whether you’re taking my class or not and something interesting about yourself. Let’s get to know one another.
PSA: If your name is Blaine Anderson, I expect to see your adorable little face in person ASAP.