"think I'll play a bit of Pokémon before I go to sleep, y'know, just to unwind and relax a bit."
Me 10 minutes later:
"HOLY SHIT WHY IS LUSAMINE SUCH A CRAZY BITCH!? HOW BAD DO YOUR MOTHER ISSUES HAVE TO BE TO SAY YES MA'AM AND JUMP THRU A WORMHOLE!? are there any Pokémon who are actually affected by DREAM EATER??!also, THERE ARE WORMHOLES!?!"
Hi, this question is for Chucky & Tiffany! What would your future life look like if you went through a downward spiral of meth and cocaine? I'm talking a loooot of drugs, and possibly back-alley plastic surgery. I wanna see what that would look like. I'm having a hard time picturing it in my feeble human mind. Thanks in advance, appreciate it, papa bless.
Chucky: Don’t do drugs, kids. Good god those things are horrific. Is that supposed to be me?!
Tiffany: Do my eyebrows look like that?! Are they that uneven?! Chucky: WOMAN, CALM DOWN!
I just find this funny because for Irving’s project, it seems Jeff has … like… no communication with his father about how to manage anything. What, do they think they’re not on speaking terms? That Irving keeps sliding suggestions on post it notes under the door, and that Jeff, a thirteen-year old boy, is saying, “you’re not my real dad, you don’t get to tell me what to do!” while he plays Xbox and Harry is NOT ALLOWED to get on social media and give his demanding fans fan service?
What would happen to Harry if he just… got online and did whatever the fuck he wanted (presuming that what he wants more than anything is to return online and shower his adoring fans with gratitude and pictures of rainbows including the blue, blue sky)? What would happen?
If Harry asked his friends not to talk about his album, would they refrain?
Is “They” behind this? Why does the net of “their” influence grow ever wider by the day?
[okay but IM ACTUALLY CONSIDERING A ‘SHO JOINS THE IT DURING P4 AU’ SO-
sho actually trying school out but having a shit ton of problems for obvious reasons, and there’s a ton of rumors about the weird scarred kid who’s always confused in class, and since the news reporters in inaba seem to have nothing better to do half the time they do some ‘special’ on ‘criminal youth’ that’s pretty much just a sequel to the one about kanji and just as inaccurate, but point is he ends up on the midnight channel and in the tv
and the it goes in and are kinda concerned that this first year’s dungeon is like? a twisted hospital covered in blood and broken? robot? parts? and every few floors they just hear a very impersonal, science-y voice talking about results with ‘project puppetmaster’??
then they get to the top and for some reason sho is acting super friendly with his shadow?? and gets way more confrontational with them, even if they’re trying to save him?
and eventually his shadow, aka minazuki, attacks them because they’re upsetting sho, who had been pretty excited about minazuki having his own form for once, and the it is even more confused as to why sho’s SHADOW HAS A PERSONA???
but they eventually beat him cause. outnumbered there. but them trying to tell sho that he needs to accept his shadow is going nowhere until minazuki just says it’s for the best, that maybe sho will be happier if he did, and sho doesn’t get it and doesn’t like it but minazuki had always been right before, so he reluctantly accepts him and gets tsukiyomi
and then he’s a member of the it and a very sad sun arcana sl]