your every single thing

Sorry but if I was MK I would not be able to hold in my curiosity about Nic’s little friend and her weird not-partner and his wife

You could bet your ass I would know every single little thing about Coralee and her shady cult friends just for the hell of it

Always be committed to developing your mind. Learn something new every single day. Read things that no one else is reading. Never stop learning new knowledge, for we were given this amazing ability for a reason.
—  Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin
cold coffee. (m)

pairing: jungkook | reader

genre: smut

word count: 4,564

description: “I wasn’t referring to verbal truth. I was referring to,” and then there was a brief pause that was followed by a light press to the center of your stomach. Your back laid flat against the wooden bench before the predatory loom of his figure appeared overhead, “Candor of the body. Which you, my love, are the absolute queen of.”

cr.


With an exchanged swipe, taste forthcoming as the two of you had intended. Too sweet, muttered against your lips – lips that curved into ones of amusement at his feigned disfavor for your particular arrangement of the poison. Too bitter, slipped past your teeth in retort, the air of the syllables brushing against his breath; a dance of icy exhales in a burning winter night. His mouth twitched at that, following your suit into similar enjoyment of the playful critique.

“Maybe not my coffee, but sweet in other aspects, no?” He spoke in a devilish dialect of insinuation and lust; one that, before encountering him, was unfamiliar to you. Adoration, it managed to claw at your chest with great vigor each and every time he glanced down at you through darkened tufts of raven hair. His words wrapping their way around you entirely until they sounded of music. The notes gliding across your bones as his voice conducted your motions.

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some of you need to shut the fuck up. chill calm down not everything is that deep. not everything needs your input and you don’t have to comment on every single thing you come across. you don’t have to waste your energy being mad about a hundred things at a time. spending your time and energy on things you enjoy is much better always stop being a bitch that hates everything just to be edgy pls

Types renamed - The kinda insulting, stereotypical version
  • INTJ: The grumpy Voldemort-like mysterium
  • INTP: The chaotic procrastinating alien
  • ENTJ: The supreme leader of the universe
  • ENTP: The nonsense-addict devil worshipper
  • INFP: The obsessive stalker that wants to know every single thing to the bottom of your soul
  • INFJ: The emotional, overthinking crybaby
  • ENFJ: The moody, sarcastic hero
  • ENFP: The hyperactive, naive cuddle-baby with absolutely no clue, how to make final decisions
  • ISTJ: The 08/15 standard everyday-person, that does every job, that you possibly wouldn't want to do on purpose
  • ISFJ: The overprotective, sentimental mum for everyone
  • ESTJ: The traditional, reliable leader, who's angry at you, because you put the glas of marmalade in another place than it used to be
  • ESFJ: The gossip girl on every party
  • ISTP: The 08/15 standard everyday-person, that spends the day in front of the PC
  • ISFP: The quirly artist
  • ESTP: The orange bully with blond toupee that thinks is able to take an ExTJ job. Like president or something.
  • ESFP: The unloyal scandalous fuckboy/-girl that can't take anything seriously
Study a language in the lazy way #2

If you don’t want to move from your bed, just look around. Try to name every single thing that you see. Don’t you know their name? Search the translations and make some sticky notes.

(You can stick them later on the objects if you don’t want to move from the bed)

Do this for a couple of minutes, it’s impossible to know absolutely everything.

Overrated First Year Advice

Disclaimer: I don’t mean to discredit the posts that have these suggestions in them… However, I know that for people going into first year university, it can be stressful seeing pages and pages of “must-dos” and feeling like you have to do them all. As always, different things work for different people! 

Talking to Profs 

  1. Getting to know profs personally. If you don’t feel comfortable talking to profs personally, don’t feel like you have to. In upper years, it can be really valuable to know profs for recommendations, etc. but in first year this is less important. Profs also don’t usually mark your work in first year, so you don’t need to suck up to them for good grades. 
  2. Going to office hours every week. Going to office hours can be very valuable if you have questions about the course or an assignments. However, I see a lot of posts telling students to go every week even if they don’t have a question. You don’t need to do this unless you want to! Often times, profs will even request that you talk to your TA before them.
  3. Emailing the prof if you miss class. Unless you go to a very small school, the prof is not going to notice if you miss class. You don’t need to email them telling them why you were absent, you can just go to a different section of the lecture or get the notes from someone. (If you have labs/tutorials/seminars, the same does not apply!! Email your TA.) 

Studying and Grades

  1. Starting to study for tests six weeks in advance. This is one piece of advice that always baffles me. The semester is only 12 weeks long (usually), so if you have a quiz in week 6, you can’t start studying for it much before week 4 or 5. Also, there is no way you will retain the finer details of things if you learned them 6 weeks before writing the test. 
  2. Guaranteeing a 4.0. I see a ton of posts telling students how to guarantee a 4.0 average or straight As. But honestly, as much as you do all of the readings and go to lectures and follow all of the studyblr advice out there, you can still get a TA who won’t give any mark higher than an 80. Just try your best and know that even though getting high marks is great, it is not the only indicator of success in uni. 
  3. Sitting in the front of the class. This is not a necessity. A lot of people post that if the prof can see your face and remember you, you will get better grades. However, in first year, the prof doesn’t mark your papers usually and even if they did, your paper doesn’t have a photo of you on it. Also, they teach so many classes I doubt they just naturally remember the first three rows of each one and no one else. Just sit where you are comfortable and can pay attention and see, and you will do fine. 
  4. Choosing your major in high school or based on what job you think you will get. If you think you want to major in something and then it turns out you hate it, that is fine! Your major should be a subject you are passionate about and can get good grades in, not something that you chose in high school or will “guarantee” you a good job (although, its also okay if your major is all of the above). 
  5. Taking full notes on a topic before the lecture. If you are going to the lecture with a ton of info already, it is easier to get distracted or to feel like you don’t need the lectures at all. Instead, take notes in the lecture and then supplement them with notes from readings or bonus material rather than the opposite way. 

Textbooks

  1. Buying textbooks online. I definitely think that buying textbooks online can be a good idea, but sometimes it is just easier to buy them from the bookstore. For example, if you are not sure if a site is legit/the book will come in time/its the right edition, etc. it might just be safer to get it in person or buy it used on campus from an upper year. (Remember, you can probably sell it next year!) 
  2. Buying old editions of textbooks. If you have the two books side by side and can tell that they are very similar, go for it. But often times, two different editions are totally different and can just mess you up. Science and math books often have different practice questions, and even in social sciences and humanities, the content can change drastically in one edition. 

Lifestyle/Personal

  1. Buying extra storage and furnishing for your dorm. Make sure you do a virtual room tour or talk to someone about the layout before you buy a ton of storage. Most dorm rooms that I have been in have a ton of storage (mine has a closet, a huge desk, shelves to the ceiling, a dresser, and cabinets for extra storage). You don’t want to show up with way too much stuff. 
  2. Keeping 1000 things in your backpack. If you live on campus, you don’t actually need to carry every single thing on earth in your bag. It will get annoying carrying around a heavy backpack while walking. Unless you are going to the library for a huge study sesh or can’t make it back to your room all day, pack lightly! 
  3. Avoiding wearing “freshman clothes”. No one cares what you are wearing. People often wear pajamas or just track pants and a baggy t-shirt to class or the caf. If you like dressing up, that’s great! But don’t feel like certain clothes are off limits. 
  4. Living at home meaning you aren’t independent. Posts that look down upon living at home or going to your home university are garbage posts in my opinion. Being able to live away from home is a privilege, and many people are not financially, physically, or emotionally able to do that. If you are living at home, do not feel bad about it. You are still an adult and you are still independent. 

Hope this helps reduce some rising freshman anxiety! And remember, if you do want to follow any of the original tips, that is okay too. :) 

birthday message ideas

Here are some passages from birthday messages that I translated into Korean for Baekhyun’s fans, along with some phrases of my own. If you want to leave Baekhyun a sweet message or comment in Korean for his birthday, on Instagram or anywhere else, please feel free to use the Korean phrases below! 

💌 http://www.instragram.com/baekhyunee_exo

(If I borrowed from your message and you do not want it to be shared with other fans, please DM me on Twitter and I’ll take it down. Thanks!)

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Baekhyun always reads the comments. Everybody knows that, right? For that, let’s make beautiful comments for Baekhyun on his birthday. Let’s make him happy today and always.
백현이가 댓글 늘 읽고 있는 거, 다들 알고 계시죠? 그러니까 백현이 생일에는 우리 아름다운 댓글 많이 달아요. 오늘은 물론이고 앞으로도 계속 백현이를 행복하게 해주고 싶어요!

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Today is your birthday but to me, every day is a Baekhyun Day ♡
오늘은 네 생일이지만 나에겐 매일매일이 백현데이야 ♡

Thank you for being born!
태어나줘서 고마워!

Thank you for always being a light to us and always bringing a smile to our faces.
늘 우리에게 빛이 되어주고 우리의 얼굴에 미소를 띄워줘서 고마워.

I wake up and go to sleep with a smile on my face because of you.
아침에 눈을 뜰 때도, 밤에 잠을 청할 때도 네 덕분에 미소지을 수 있어.

I hope you know how much you brighten up my day.
네 덕에 내 하루가 얼마나 밝아지는지 네가 알았으면 좋겠어.

I hope you know that we appreciate every single thing you do for us despite your busy schedule.
바쁜 스케줄 중에도 팬들을 위해 네가 해주는 모든 것을 우리가 진심으로 고마워하고 있다는 걸 꼭 알아줬으면 해.

Thank you for loving us back with a love a thousand times greater than the love we’ve given you.
우리가 네게 준 사랑보다 수백배나 더 큰 사랑을 우리에게 돌려주어서 고마워.

Thank you for giving me strength through your music.
네 음악을 통해 나에게 힘을 줘서 고마워.

Baekhyun, you are my light!
백현아, 넌 나의 빛이야!

Aeri’s dad, you are the best!
에리아빠 최고!

Take care of your self, and eat lots of good food.
자기 자신을 많이 아껴주고, 맛있는 것도 많이 먹어.

Eat lots of cake!
케익도 많이많이 먹어!

Your laughter and smile are the most precious to me.
너의 웃음과 미소가 나에겐 가장 소중해.

I hope you’re having the amazing birthday that you deserve.
생일을 맞이해서 너에게 어울리는 멋진 하루 보내고 있길 바래.

Your hard work and passion inspires me to be a better me.
너의 열정과 노력하는 모습을 보면 나도 더 좋은 사람이 되고 싶어져.

You are the sunrise that cheers my days, and the sunset that calms my nights.
너는 내 하루를 생기있게 만들어주는 해돋이, 또 나의 밤을 평온하게 만들어주는 노을이야.

Your aeris wish your birthday to be filled with full of warm laughter and sunshine!
너의 에리로서, 네 생일이 따스한 웃음과 햇살로 가득찬 하루가 되길 기원해!

For our Baekhyunnie who always gives light and laughter, I hope the universe gives it all back to you.
늘 우리에게 빛과 웃음을 나누어주는 우리 백현이에게,우주가 그만큼의 행복을 돌려주기를 바라.

For all that you were and all that you are and all that you are still growing to be, I will always stand by you proudly.
과거의 너, 오늘의 너, 그리고 앞으로 더 피어날 너의 모습까지 모두 자랑스럽게 응원하며 네 곁에 언제나 서 있을게.

You make me the happiest girl in the world.
네 덕에 나는 세상에서 제일 행복한 소녀가 되었어.

My Fearless Boy, My B and My light.
두려움이 없는 나의 소년, 나의 B, 그리고 나의 빛.

Baekhyun, you are adorable even when you’re just breathing.
백현아, 넌 숨쉬기만 해도 사랑스러워.

imagine the damage andrew minyard could have done at the beginning of tfc with a vile of veritaserum

GOT7 Reaction: Feeling Needy and Texting Their Crush To Meet Them At The Dorms

(Lit there was a couple times I forgot I was writing a reaction and not a one shot and almost made a full on smut XD Enjoy anon! I made this one way, way ahead of when I planned to because of the requests that are lined up before you, but I couldn’t help it because GOT7 are my bbys okok.)

Jaebum:

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JB had absolutely no idea why, but at the moment he couldn’t get you and your body out of his mind. He was in the middle of a small meeting with the rest of GOT7 when his mind veered to the thought of you and what you would look like bouncing up and down on top of him, your perky breasts held tightly within his hands.

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A letter to Brendon Urie.

Dear Brendon,

I’m sorry that you had to see how ‘fans’ offended your beloved wife. She’s a beautiful woman whom I truly admire and respect, you guys are the perfect match.

I’m sorry that you always get asked about your previous band members, there’s nothing wrong with that but, the problem is the way people ask about them, by saying incoherent or offensive questions.

I’m sorry that you had to give up your home, it was your dream house that you even gave us a tour and described to us how you fell in love with it, you showed us your awesome piano, how you jump from the roof to the pool and your awesome studio, i’m so sorry.

I’m sorry that you have to deal with harassment, NO ONE deserves to be treated like that, unfortunately, when you are such a talented musician, you can’t escape from it. I know you love your fans, and we love you, but there’s always a limit, and if you truly admire someone, just like us fans admire you, we are supposed to respect you and your family.

I’m sorry for every single thing you had to gave up, for every single thing that ‘fans’ said to offend you, i’m sorry for everything Brendon, I hope you don’t give up on us, the real fans who do respect you.

You’re my hero, sincerely,
a true fan.

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Nobody asked for this, but here it is anyways; a compilation of all the super gay moments in the OVA.

jugheadjons  asked:

sterek + #6 or 15 for the prompts please??

“I’d kill for a coffee … literally.”

Stiles slumped into the seat, throwing his head back and groaned, “I’d kill for a coffee … literally.”

Around him, the coffee shop was bustling with life. From baristas racing to finish orders and take new ones to customers chatting. The decorations from Christmas were still up even four days after, giving Stiles the biggest ache for a day off.

From where he was rapidly typing away across from Stiles, Derek muttered, “He does this every day.”

Stiles straightened himself immediately and jerked his head to the side, narrowing his eyes at Derek, “What’s that supposed to mean? Huh?”

“I’m just saying,” he clarified, glancing up and shrugging his shoulders quickly, “you do tend to say the same thing every single time you finish your shift, muttering about someone’s unnecessarily complicated order or yelling at the cashier.”

Stiles huffed, “It’s the torture of being a barista, I swear. Der, customer service is a terrible job prospect. You should be grateful that you never have to deal with it.”

“Trust me, I am.”

Stiles leaned forward with his hands on the table, “So, whatcha workin’ on there? Is it your new novel? Can I read some? Did you finally end up writing a chapter? Did you finally name a character after me? If I find out that Scott gets a character named after him and I don’t, I’m going to cry.”

Derek stopped typing and stared at him, a smile itching to form at the corners of his mouth. He looked slightly amused, maybe even—dare he say it—fond. “Scott gets a character because he’s my cousin. You are Scott’s friend.”

“Is that all I am?” Stiles tried to make sure his voice stayed light and airy, but he wasn’t sure if he succeeded. Sure, he was related to his best friend—nay, his bro—but that didn’t mean that Derek didn’t mean something to Stiles. In fact, though he may deny this to anyone who ever asked, Stiles had been harbouring a massive crush on Derek since the day that he walked in, hair windblown, head-to-toe clad in leather with his glasses on. And it got worse when all Stiles could feel was heat pooling into his stomach when he saw that Derek wore henleys and sweaters under all that leather.

“No, you’re also a pain in my ass,” Derek replied, his fingers already speeding away on the keyboard.

“Hilarious, Derek, didn’t know you could make jokes.” Stiles looked away towards a couple on a date on the other side of the store.

“Of course, didn’t you know that I was planning on being a comedian? Writing is just something I do for fun.”

Stiles turned to face Derek again, arching a single brow.

“Stiles, you’re one of my closest friends, alright? I don’t just make jokes or socialize with just anyone. I’ve stayed up watching you throw up both into a toilet and onto me. I’ve seen you inhale cake. You’re a pain in the ass, but you’re one of my pains in the ass. And besides, I never said you weren’t in the novel; it’s not my fault that you jump to conclusions way too often,” Derek smirked.

Stiles couldn’t help but grin widely, a small blush beginning to crawl up onto his face. Derek called him one of his closest friends. “Ooh, getting all sappy there, aren’t we, Mr. Hale?”

Derek glared. Stiles would’ve been terrified if he didn’t know how much of a softie Derek truly was. “Don’t make me write you sonnets.”

“Can you?!” Imagine that, Derek Hale writing Stiles Stilinski sonnets and poetically performing them outside of his window.

“No. For that you have to date me.”

Derek was flirting. With him. Derek was flirting with him—in his own weird way, of course. “Fine, pick me up at six tonight, Hale. With a sonnet.” Stiles winked.

Derek smiled back at him, soft and warm. Stiles hoped, quite desperately may he add, that his heart would slow the fuck down and let him just melt into a puddle.

“It’s a date.”

If I Lived 400 Years... (M)

BTS; Hoseok/J-Hope

Genre: Smut | Fluff

Word count:  2.4k

Description: You and Hobi celebrate his birthday together.

A/N: Sinning + ultra cheesiness. I wrote this in like a day and a half and its 7 am and I haven’t slept yet so sorry if its horrible. Honestly I am god awful at fluff so I’m so sorry again. Um, @seokvie gave me the tummy fluff idea and it spread from there.

Happy Birthday to our dearest sunshine, Hobi!! ^^ 

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You're Perfect To Me

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Word Count: 795

Masterlist |Ask

Originally posted by parkjiminer


“Jimin?”

Turning the volume of the TV down a little bit, you waited for the response of your boyfriend but knitted your eyebrows when you were met with silence.

 It was currently 1 am in the morning, the time at which your boyfriend mostly came home from work or practice.

When you realized that he wasn’t going to answer, you got up from your warm and cozy sofa and walked towards your apartment door, concerned that something might have had happened to him.

You watched how Jimin threw his bag and jacket on the ground, his body walking towards yours with heavy steps. “Jimin why aren’t you answer- Nngh.”  

Just before you could end your sentence, Jimin wrapped his strong arms around your body, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck immediately.

“Jimin, what’s wrong?”

Without answering your question, he tightened his arms around your body even more and nuzzled his head even further into the crook of your neck. When you felt his shaky breath on your skin, you realized that something was wrong.

Stroking his hair softly, you tried again. “Hey, what’s wrong? Did something happen today?”

Shaking his head slightly, he whispered with a shaky voice. “Can you please hug me?”

Smiling softly, you wrapped your arms tightly around his body and placed a little kiss on his head, whispering back. “Come on, let’s bring you to bed, hm?”

Taking a step with you still in his arms, you yelped at the sudden move and hit him lightly. “Yah, we can’t walk like this. You need to let go of me.”

“But I don’t want to..” he whined like a little kid.

“I won’t make your favorite hot chocolate if don’t let go of me right now.”

Without thinking twice, he unwrapped his arms from your body and grabbed your hand instead, dragging you with him to your shared bedroom.

Sitting down on the bed, he pulled you in between his spread legs, this time nuzzling his head in your belly while holding you tightly. “Jimin, you’re scaring me..”

You placed your hand under his chin and lifted his head up, looking into his now teary eyes with your soft ones. He, on the other hand, tried to avert his eyes, hating the idea of you seeing him in this state.

Kneeling down in front of him, you held his head in your hands, stroking his cheeks with a gentle touch. “Hey, it’s okay to cry. You don’t need to hold it back. Not when you’re with me..”

After hearing those words, Jimin broke in front of your eyes, not being able to hold the sobs back. “I..I’m disappointing them, Y/N..”

When Jimin looked up, he was met with your confused face. “I’m trying everything, Y/N.. I sleep less, I eat less, I work hard every single day but for some reason, I can’t be the Jimin they want me to be.. Even though I dance for hours everyday, I can’t improve my dancing like Hoseokie Hyung.. Even though I practice everyday, I can’t sing the high notes as smoothly as Jungkookie does.. I want to be a better singer and dancer for Army, but the more I try the worse it gets, Y/N.. And I don’t know what to do anymore..”

You wrapped your arms around his body the minute he stopped talking, making sure that he felt comfortable in your arms. “Stop being so hard on yourself, Jimin-ah.. You’re prefect the way you are. You shouldn’t overwork yourself by thinking that you’re not good enough for your fans. They love you the way you are. Everyone is proud of you. You’re already perfect for them..”

Leaning back a little bit, Jimin looked at you with his sparkling eyes, asking like a little child. “R-Really?”

Smiling softly, you nodded eagerly. “Of course! You’re disappointing nobody, Jimin. Bangtan loves you as much as you love them. You’re family for them, they appreciate every single thing you do or create, admiring your hard work just like you admire theirs.. Every single one of you completes the other one, which makes you all perfect as a whole team.. You don’t need to carry all the weight all by yourself, Jimin-ah.. There are a lot of people who would love to help you out whenever you have a hard time..”

The smile you saw on Jimin’s face after you ended your sentence was a smile to die for, making you lean forward and place a long and sweet kiss on his soft lips.

“You need to learn to love yourself, Jimin.. Accept yourself for the person you are and don’t try to change yourself for other people.. You’re already perfect to me the way you are..”