On Hunk’s birthday, we got age discourse.
On Shiro’s birthday people spammed the live stream with Josh Keaton (“How old are the others?” / “You’re like a brother to me”) and it had to be cut short. We also got leap year jokes and more age discourse.
Pidge’s birthday was overshadowed by Allura’s teenage “reveal”, and what did we get out of that? Even more hate & age discourse.
Lance’s birthday was announced a month earlier than all others because the Voltwitter reached 50k followers, and even then y'all continued to spam every tweet that wasn’t about Lance with “But why aren’t you telling us his birthday!?”, as if the Voltwitter was aiming to offend you personally? Or owed you shit?
Then the date was announced, and Lance got a birthday countdown, a birthday week, a video (that none of the other characters got, mind you) which y'all complained about because it’s a lighthearted joke and not the ooc Langst™ you want, “national holiday” etc. etc.
Your entitlement is showing, fandom, and it’s as gross as ever.