your blog has now been signed by

“You‘re Josh, remember?“

Request: “I was wondering if you could write a story where the reader meets Josh during a m&g and he instantly takes a liking to her w/o her realising it? Thanks! Btw your blog is my fav thing ever. (:“

(A/N): I hope I didn‘t let down your exceptions. Frankly, in my opinion this is one of my worsts works. Thanks for submitting x 

Words: 921

Originally posted by littleballofemo

You‘ve been standing in this never ending line for your favourite band for over four hours now. A fellow friend of yours was supposed to attend the signing hours with you but unfortunately, he has to work so you‘re all by yourself, surrounded by hundreds - or even thousands - of strangers in this malodorous and small area. Eventually, you‘re just one person away from meeting your favourite humans on earth face to face. At the beginning, could hear Josh greeting the two girls and Tyler‘s voice shortly after, because he‘s sitting at the very end of the table. 

Before you know it, the girls have left and it‘s finally your turn. Your stomach knots up and your breathing becomes rapid and shallow. Your legs start to shake as you take unsteady steps towards the table. You‘re afraid you might trip. The only thing you could concentrate on, is the hammering of your heart against your chest. It seems to be pounding so hard that you feel like it will possibly break your ribs apart. You could not figure out wether it‘s the excitement of meeting your idols or the crippling anxiety that‘s causing your body to react this way. Your eyes are seeing the two men but appearing not to. It‘s almost too good to be true for your brain. Somehow, you manage to utter a high pitched “Hey“ as the security man pushes you forward, despite your empty burning lungs. 

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anonymous asked:

Yeah I can hate on that. If it's true and spongebob A CHILDRENS SHOW really "saved your life" then you need to grow the fuck up. That shit is juvenile as hell and absolutely ridiculous

let’s evaluate this. You’re probably an adult sitting behind a computer sending hate to a 17 year old blogger for loving a childrens show that’s been there for me all my life. I have used this passion to create a blog that turned out VERY successful (as of right now, 58,000 followers) and make people laugh everyday with Spongebob quotes and memes. This show has motivated me through my toughest times, including dealing with my mental illnesses, getting my GED and signing up for college. I wouldn’t say that’s juvenile or ridiculous at all but to each their own. Believe what you want, but you’re opinion isn’t going to change my love for the show. 

Star-crossed

» Star-crossed: frustrated by the stars

Genre: soulmate!au + reincarnation!au + good (?) ol’ angst; that’s it.

Word count: 3,681 | AO3

Summary: People always reincarnate with the age they first met their soulmate with, so they can age together. Once every 100 years, a pair of soulmates is cursed. In each reincarnation, with the help of clues left for them, but without any form of communication, one must find the other before they die. Otherwise, they lose the ability to reincarnate forever. Yoongi writes diaries hoping that, when he’s ready to show them, Jeongguk isn’t already gone. Not again.

Warnings: mentions of death

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ScriptX Family Weekly Update

Hey folks, and welcome back to the update. It’s been a while, but I’m going to try to do it right this week.

Announcements

All the announcements this week are in the Ask Box Status and New Family sections.

Featured Posts

Bullet In or Bullet Out

Who doesn’t love to have their character shot? Oh, you don’t? Ok. Well, still, you may need to have your character shot for Plot ReasonsTM. Now what? Do you leave the bullet in or take it out? And what happens if you do leave it in. @scriptmedic answers all these questions and more.

Skel-O-Solve

What happens when brains meet bones? You get an anon who needs to dissolve their reanimated skeletons. So what could you use to dissolve these skeletons? @scriptchemist might be able to help you.

I See You

If you’ve played either of the Watch_Dogs games, then you would likely be familiar with controlling security cameras to find information. You may also want to know if you could actually do that in real life. @scripthacker tells us the basics of what’s happening when someone is hacking a security camera.

Interdimensional Language Barrier

So what happens when someone learns a language, go to another world, has to learn another language, and then goes back to their own world? Would they even remember their native language? @scriptlinguist helps this asker with a similar question.

Minority Throne

How does one determine who is in charge? Is is the majority? The empowered minority? @script-a-world talks about how to decide who is in charge and what is best for your story.

Oh Yes, I Am Indeed Very Much German™

So your character needs to pretend they are German for Plot Reasons™. What is their best strategy? @scriptgerman has an anon asking a similar question and gets a few ideas of how to do it.

The Advantages of Being a Cervitaur

For those who don’t know, a cervitaur is the deer version of a centaur. As with any human-animal fantasy hybrid, one might wonder what are the benefits? Thanks to @scriptveterinarian , we now have some ideas that would be great for your characters.

I Deserve This Pain

Your character did a thing and feels bad about it. The thing is the character feels bad to the point he may start overcompensating their need for punishment and now they’re out of control. What kind of behaviors may they be exhibiting? @scriptshrink has some ideas for us.

Ask Box Statuses

@scriptshrink has recently reopened the ask box. Now is a great time to send in your questions about psychology.

New Family

We have recently been joined by @scripttraumasurvivors . Go check out the blog and maybe even send in an ask.

Also joining us is @scriptpastor for asks about religion. 


And that’s all for this week. Tune in next time for more. This is your host, signing off. 

-Splat


Edit: Fixed the link for the Bullet In or Bullet Out blurb; added scriptpastor to the New Family list. 

Sidereal vs Tropical: The Most Important Difference

There aren’t many diffrences between the two systems. The MOST important one,however,is that there is roughly a 23 DEGREE DIFFERENCE between the two systems,with Tropical astrology being 23 degrees in front of Sidereal astrology. This is caused by the the fact that the Sidereal system still incorporates the stars in the sky whereas Tropical astrology does not. ‘But what difference does this make?’ A difference that makes a Tropical birth chart and a Sidereal birth chart have an 84/360 chance of both charts being exactly the same.

I’ll try and give my best ‘practical’ example of the differences between the two.


Sidereal Astrology: The year is 100 BC,September. Venus is floating in space,hundreds of millions of miles in front of the fixed stars that make up the constellation Leo (At 18 Degrees). This is called 'Venus in Leo' because VENUS is IN front of LEO. (Let’s ignore the fact that planets can go retrograde,at this point I’m just trying to give a simple example.) Flash forward to the year 1950,September. Venus is still floating in space. However Venus is physically no longer in front of Leo when viewed from The Sun. Sidereal astrology ignores this and continues to use the Fixed Stars in the same way as they were 2,115 years ago in 100 BC. In Sidereal astrology,Venus is in Leo here.

Now here’s where it gets complicated.
Tropical Astrology: The year is 100 BC,September. Venus is floating in space,hundreds of millions of miles in front of the fixed stars that make up the constellation Leo (At 18 Degrees). This is called 'Venus in Leo’. Ptolemy (An ancient Western astrologer) around the year 100BC discovered that the Earth moves forward,however the stars in the sky do not. Ptolemy thought that because WE can move beyond the stars,they are unreliable and planets placed in front of them (Being viewed from Earth) are not actually in those positions,because we move,but the stars don’t. This creates an astronomical
shift of 1 Degree every 72 years since 100 BC. Without getting too deep into the mathematics of it all: 2,115 (how many years have passed since 100 BC) divided by 72 (How many years it takes for a degree shift) = 29 (the degree shift since 100BC). 29 is 7 off from 23,meaning that the exact number of years the degree shifts is somewhat larger than 72. This is the most commonly debated thing between both systems,so naturally,there are going to be
a lot of interpretations to it,however that is how the '23 Degree Difference’ is more or less calculated.

So…Carrying on. (I hope you’re with me) Flash forward to 1950. Venus is no longer in front of the constellation of Leo. Tropical astrology realizes this,so to pinpoint what sign Venus is in,Venus is viewed from the Sun,as it is the closest and fastest planet (Minus The Moon,I have A LOT to say about that. If this blog gets popular enough I’ll talk about it at a later date) to Earth as well as being the closet and fastest planet that moves along the Zodiac,whereas the Earth does not. From the perspective of the Sun,Venus is in Virgo at 1 Degree. (18 Degrees plus 23 Degrees equals 1 Degree of the next sign).

Calculating your Sidereal birth chart is quite simple. Many of the Western astrological sites provide a Sidereal interpretation to your chart. I would post a step-by-step guide myself,but this is the first time this blog has been used since it was created,so I don’t know any of the ins-and-outs of it all. Once I learn how,I’ll be sure to post a guide on how to calculate your Sidereal chart.

But for now,a quick reference is simple: Take a planet in your birth chart. Note the degree of it (15 Degrees, 29 Degrees,whatever) and minus 23 from the Degree it is currently at. The sign that the planet (or asteroid or ascendant) is now placed in is your Sidereal Sign of that planet. Take it with a grain of salt and please,if you find that your Sun has shifted into the previous sign don’t disregard everything I’ve said and shout to yourself ‘I’M A CANCER! NOT A GEMINI! CEREAL ASTROLOGY OR WHATEVER IS WRONG!’. As I said earlier,I have A LOT to say on how The Sun is portrayed in Western astrology. This post has gone on long enough,I could go into it here but it wouldn’t end,so I leave you with a goodbye and I really do hope you’ve learned something from reading this long post. <3

Thanks to @theysangastheyslew for tagging me! I apologize for taking a while, life has been a bit hectic recently.

Poor handwriting plus meh pens equals kind of hard to read image, so I included everything below.
URL: This-Tis-Be-My-Blog
Sign: Aquarius
Name: Jonathan
Fave Music: Currently my fave is Electro Swing
Crush: Platonically @pigeon-the-mighty-phoenix
Quote: Right now: “I see you. You matter. Your life experience may not be like mine, but it is no less valid and no less real. I will do whatever I can to understand and accurately include you in my stories, in my world. 
“I will not erase you.”
~ Rick Riordan

Thanks again, and I’m going to tag @pigeon-the-mighty-phoenix, @nerdbo, @cringykitties, @jellyfishbean, @littlerubyrue, @ikimaru, @talon-of-the-squawk, @ashesandclay, @raininginsanity, @thesocialbookwormishere, @kayleetown, @gina-thee-hobbit, and @floral-canopy if you want to.

truth

I spent some time looking back at my content here from about half a year ago, and made a quick comparison to what I’ve been putting on the page for the last month. The delta isn’t pretty. I don’t see a lot of funny or light out there right now, and therefore I’m not creating a lot of it, either. (Whether I ever succeeded at that is another debate I’d rather table.)

Whatever this blog has been, I think it’s fair to say it’s been an honest reflection of how I feel. That’s sure to continue until he shuts down the Internet. Ergo, this isn’t going to be a Happy Place for the foreseeable.

So here’s an STM to everyone reading this: I’m giving you a free out. This probably isn’t what you signed up for. If this little corner of the Internet is too negative for you right now, there will be absolutely zero butt-hurt on this end if you need to avail yourself of the unfollow button for your own self-care. I really do understand. Namaste.

anonymous asked:

I went to that fan signing I told you about a month ago or so, and I told Jungkook to check you out. He said a bunch of fans have requested he do that already. I was so shocked. I guess you are closer to him than you know. Lucky ☺️

I don’t know if you saw my ask the other day, but Jungkook knows about your blog. I asked him at the fansign and he said a lot of fans requested him check you out and he did. Honestly I’m so happy for you ❤️️

I….NO….NO…nooOOOOoooooo…NOoooOOOOOoooooo….*SCREAMS HOSEOK STYLE EVEN IF IT’S 2AM*

 ( wait I think I just lost my ability to talk and write decently.)

Originally posted by meme--suga

I think i FORGOT MY NAME FOR 3 SECONDS NOW.

Real life questionS : Who am I? Who is Jungkook? What was the purpose of life again?

Originally posted by girlmeetsyoongismixtape

WHAT JUST HAPPENED!??!!! REPEAT THIS??! I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE THIS!!

Originally posted by cleolux

CAN YOU REPEAT THAT WHILE I TRY HOLDING ONTO MY LAST WILL TO NOT DROP ON THE FLOOR?!!!

Originally posted by cleolux

J-JEON….J-J-J-J-JUNGKOOK…KNOWS ABOUT THIS BLOG???! * cries IN ALL LANGUAGES*

Originally posted by pizza-in-human-form

THIS GUY KNOWS ABOUT M-M-M-MY BLOGGGG????!!!! *DROPS ON THE FLOOR*

Originally posted by whatwhot

Meme KOOK Is NOW AWARE OF MY EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET??!! 

AND WHUUUUTTTTTTTTT ??!! IT WAS REQUESTED MANY TIMESS???!!! ( WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU GUYS DO SUCH A CRAZY THINGS. I’M LEGIT ALMOST SCREAMING HOSEOK STYLE  WHAT IS ALL OF THIS LOVE??!!)

Originally posted by pvramiids

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME , I’M LIKE ON THE VERGE OF A FREAKING CRISIS RIGHT NOW!!*tries calming down* 

Originally posted by jjibooty

B-BUT OMFG.YOU SAID HE SAID HE’LL CHECK IT OUT :O…WHAT IF HE SCROLLED THROUGH MY BLOG???!!! 

OMG…CAN WE ALL DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT NOW. 

Originally posted by jinssmile

I’M READY TO DIE…I HAVE NO REGRETS ANYMORE. 

JUNGKOOK JUST SAW EVERYTHING. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND I’M RUINED. HE’S RUINED. WE’RE ALL RUINED.CAN WE ALL CRY NOW.T_T

I’M NOT CRYING.YOU’RE CRYING AND I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS.

Originally posted by nctdreamprotectionsquad2k16

So Jeon Jungkook knows about my blog now…*breathes*…MY BIAS KNOWS ABOUT MY BLOG !#@@$#@%$$!@#

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE THANKFUL OF THE FACT THAT HE HAS LIMITED ENGLISH SKILLS *cries*

Originally posted by beatriceindre

I just have to pray that he doesn’t  find THE WEIRD THINGS ON MY BLOG. 

ALL OF MY BLOG IS WEIRD.WHAT IS LIFE.ASDFGHJKLSK

Originally posted by pixelatedhorrorgirl

I can already sense the slight annoyement in his voice when he was asked multiple  times about it. Ugh Jungkook. I’m sorry for spamming you like this at your own fan sign *sigh*

Originally posted by w-t-f-yes

 ON ANOTHER NOTE….

JUNGKOOK,KNOWS.WE’RE SCREWED.I’M SCREWED.WE’RE ALL SCREWED. HE SAW EVERYTHING OMG. T_T

Originally posted by infires-af

No anon, jungkook and I aren’t close because he will probably dislike my blog cause he’ll feel so embarrassed omg. I’M SO SORRY FOR HIM. I’m feeling SHY AND EMBARRASSED TOO . I WANT TO RUN AWAY T_T

Originally posted by cleolux


I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THIS KIND GESTURE. Thanks to you Jungkook noticed me and if it wasn’t for your kindness, it would’ve had never happened. I still remember how you sent me that message a month ago telling me how you’d tell him about my blog and I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED FOR REAL. Thank you again anon for making not only day brighter but the entirety of this blog brighter too.I will remember this forever and I’ll be thankful forever :)