your a cute

3 years ago this weekend i flirted my ASS off (via sassy one liners and a lot of wink emojis) to get a super cute girl to smile and text me back. 

Originally posted by possiblestalker

3 years later, we’re still giggling like fools. i’d say it worked out pretty well.

we don’t really *do* anniversaries but since this is the weekend we met, shout out to my lovely gf for being adorable <3 @aklutzypenguin 

previously


Shirofuku: It didn’t work out with Nichan this time, but good luck to Geru-tan and Nozaki-san!!


Nokkuso: I’m really sorry for Ani, but good luck to Gerurin and Nozaki-san!

Imagine your OTP
  • Person A: Crybabies are so annoying
  • Person B: *crying*
  • Person A: Okay, whose the ass I need to beat the shit out of?!
OT(Fucking)P
  • Person A: Fuck you!
  • Person B: When and where?😉
  • Person A: No, seriously! FUCK YOU!
  • person B: Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!
  • Person A: NEVER! And NOWHERE!
  • Person B: So,... my room my room in ten?
  • Person A: ...
  • person B: ..?
  • Person A: Fuck it, yes!
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Dorky Setter | ✧ Kageyama Tobio | ( ๑‾̀◡‾́) ♪ ♥
Happy Birthday to my sweet cupcake Seda!! ( @rinsuokah​ ) ♥ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Imagine your Otp
  • Person A: I need some advice...
  • Person B: Love advice? Trust me, I'm the expert. I'm experienced with everything
  • Person C: Says the virgin
He’s geeky talking about his astronaut pal Shane Kimbrough, whom he met when 1D shot a video at Johnson Space Center in Houston and who regularly called Horan from the International Space Station when he was overhead. Horan watched sci-fi flicks like Interstellar so he could ask Kimbrough “if they got it right.”
—  HE’S SO CUTE HE MADE AN ASTRONAUT FRIEND AND DECIDED THE THING TO DO IS TO WATCH A BUNCH OF SPACE MOVIES JUST TO ASK HIS ASTRONAUT FRIEND IF THEY GOT IT RIGHT