young skins

Things I need in 2017 from Blizzard

• A young Jesse McCree skin

• Junkers animated short

• Hanzo skin based on the clothes he wore in the Christmas comic

• A Canadian character who says “sorry ‘boot that” after killing people

• Young Jesse McCree skin

• Animated short about Reaper. Just Reaper.

• A voice line interaction of 76 saying “Tor-til-la” and Reaper correcting him aggressively “ITS TORTILLA”

• Young Jesse McCree skin

• Animated short about Genji and Zenyatta

• Young Reinhardt skin

• YOUNG JESSE MCCREE SKIN

• McHanzo or Reaper76 getting confirmed

• AN ACTUAL GODDAMN YOUNG JESSE MCCREE SKIN

• McCree animated short


That is all.

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I’ve had an idea for a jack/gabe brawl based on the junkenstein’s revenge formula: their wedding. It’d be set back in the height of overwatch, and a section of watchpoint Gibraltar could be converted into the setting. The wedding is interrupted by omnics/talon/talon led omnics, im not so fussy on the particulars, the point is the beautiful day is interrupted and instead of being engaged in matrimony Jack and Gabe are now engaged in combat. Ana was probably their best (wo)man so she’s there. And the fourth member of the squad could be Reinhardt or Torbjorn.

McCree would have been at the ceremony, but at the attack he took off with Fareeha (and the other guests) to protect her. This means he can also be the narrator with lines like:

“And with that explosion, the bastards ruined the cake me and the boss had spent all week making.” “And that was when Talon, bless their hearts, realised just why Jack Morrison was not a man to mess with.” And “If only the wedding party has some sort of attack that could lock onto every enemy in sight and shoot each one simultaneously. What a damn shame that dashing Jesse McCree was off protecting the lovely young Ms Amari.”

Other interactions could include:

Jack using his disappointed and mad Dad Voice on those trying to ruin this day for him. The grooms constantly talking throughout the battle. “This reminds me of the day I proposed to you” and Ana being annoyed that they couldn’t just have one peaceful day and could you two stop flirting you can get to that later tonight once we finish this. Along with Gabriel “a whole base of agents and I’m still the one cleaning up this mess” Reyes annoyed whenever their suits he made himself get shot at. And Reinhardt just wants his friends to have the greatest day ever and to move on to the reception for feasting and merriment.