(reading mail): “ I’m writing because there’s something I want to tell all the
members of the GazettE..”
Reita: Ah! He says “I’d like Ruki to read it.”
Reita: I was about to get caught in the trap (*I think he said this cause sometimes they only put who they want to read it at the very end and Reita has already read it) …okay here it is.
is so LONG!
Ruki: Uh…. ”Members
of the Gazet…….tE, good evening.”
guys did a great job at the Makuhari free live the other day.”
Reita: Thank you.
been following the GazettE for thirteen years now, but at the free live I
experienced something for the first time, so I wanted to share it with you.”
Ruki: Uhh… “The Makuhari free live was a pretty hot day, considering it was the end of September.”
Ruki: True. “It happened during Suicide Circus. My friend and I were watching
from the back left side, when suddenly these fangirls beside us –“ (starts
(Reita starts giggling)
Ruki: “–started screaming, and ran away. I wondered what could possibly
be going on in the middle of the show, so I looked away from the stage to where
the fangirls had been standing, and on the floor, there was a big, black, shiny
cockroach running around.”
(Reita chuckling happily to himself)
Ruki: “After that, even though the show was still going on and everyone
around me was watching, I couldn’t take my eyes of that thing wriggling around. Then, another young lady…” He just called these people fangirls and now suddenly he’s
saying “young lady.”
Ruki: “Another young lady noticed the cockroach, and she just stomped
right on it and killed it.”
Ruki: “And then she and her friend even got out a few wet wipes and wrapped
up the cockroach’s dead body and went to throw it out.”
Reita: Oh, wow!
Ruki: …They did this during a live!?
(Reita bursts out laughing)
Ruki: “I’m sorry to you all who were performing, but the whole time I
was clapping for those girls. The fangirls from before were clapping too,
saying, ‘it’s not Suicide, it’s Killing! Killing Cockroach!’” (*they said it in
English dear God)
Ruki: “Out of all the lives I’ve been to, this is the first time
something like this has happened, so I wanted to tell you the story. And if
that girl [who killed the cockroach] is listening, I want to thank you again.” …I
wish they’d made this shorter.
(Reita bursts out laughing)
Reita: You know, I really don’t get what the big deal was.
Ruki: Mhm, same.
Reita: People see cockroaches on the ground all the time.
Ruki: The fuck were they even looking down for?
Reita: Maybe it was because their necks hurt.
Ruki: Then when they looked down…there was a cockroach.
Reita: There was a cockroach.
Ruki: That’s crazy, eh? The girl who stepped on it.
Reita: I wonder if she killed it because she was excited from the
live, or if she just steps on them all the time.
Ruki: She probably just went for it cause it was during a live and she
was worked tf up. Like, “AARGGHHH!”
Reita: But if someone hadn’t stepped on it, he would have just kept
staring at it the whole time.
Ruki: It probably would have come on stage.
Reita: (laughs) Then you would …you don’t like cockroaches, right?
Ruki: I hate them I hate them
Reita: Even with the energy of a live [it would freak you out]?
Ruki: Yes – ahh, but maybe with the energy of a live I could – yeah no.
Reita: Okay, so what if you were sitting on the stage while you sang –
like with your hand on the floor.
Ruki: Okay, okay…
Reita: And let’s say you’re singing a ballad or
something (starts cracking up at himself) and then a cockroach crawls over your
hand. What would you do?
Ruki: (laughing) Oh God…
Reita: Would you keep going? You would stop.
Ruki: But…it’s a performance…so I would try to
Ruki: It would end up going on Kai’s forehead
(both burst out laughing)
Reita: Yeah, we wouldn’t stop. We would just
Ruki: And then that girl would come stomp on
Reita: (laughing) But yeah, what a crazy story.
Thank you to that girl.
Ruki: I want her to write us and tell us what
she was thinking when she squashed it.
Ruki: waaah, seriously at this timing?… Ruki: just when I thought I’d try and tell a lie* the data seriously disappeared #0401 #curse ai_Isgk: I never say the same thing twice. I never say the same thing twice! Ruki: ah! Aoi: the collaboration I would have never imagined 🎸** Aoi: no way… april fools…haha…no way, huh…. mucc_tatsuro: good morning, I’m Uruha from the GazettE.
*for april fools’ **image: NIPPON GUITAR - a prank collaboration of the magazines GUITAR MAGAZINE, YOUNG GUITAR and GIGS