young pong

Tom (In dramatic voice) : And the battle begins!
Tom (In dramatic voice) : Oh, my worthy opponent, are you prepared to ping the pong?
Marco (In dramatic voice) : I am prepared, young schezuan, your pong is no match for my ping
Tom (In dramatic voice): AWWWW, do your worst!! *serves*
Marco: HIYA! *Hits it back*
Tom : HIYA! * Hits it back*
Marco: HIYA * hits it so hard it breaks a window behind tom*
Marco: *Makes a panicked face*
Tom (In dramatic voice) : You smashed the window of transparency!