young pip

I ended up turning this into headcanons instead, even though this was WAY long ago (which I apologize for dear), which is also why I’ll allow it to pass the headcanon limit.

Headcanons: Guilty Pleasures - Males of Hellsing + Millennium + Iscariot

Alucard

He really likes hair, oddly enough. Seras is the only one to know about it and she lets him play with her hair. He secretly really admires Integra’s hair too.

Pip

Yours is better than I could ever come up with! He actually likes chick flicks and a lot of them make him cry. If he ever watched one with Seras, he’d quickly run to the bathroom when the water-works began.

Walter

Hip-hop and R&B music. He originally thought it was nonsense and not music at all, but it grew on him. However, he’s supposed to be known as an “English gentlemen” so he tries to hide it. Alucard know though ~

The Major

He loves to paint, especially landscapes. It relaxes him immensely. He tries to hide it since he thinks it’s not very intimidating, but if anyone were to ever find out, he’d shrug and not care.

The Doctor

Secretly loves musicals and would sometimes join Rip in watching some, though has her keep it a secret since he worries it’ll destroy his reputation as an evil doctor and all.

The Captain

I’m not sure the Captain has one actually. He only ever trains and watches over the Major. Plus, he’s not one to get embarrassed easily.

Schrodinger

His love of string. He actually doesn’t want to be seen entirely as a cat, but when there is yarn around, he gets distracted rather easily. Also, laser pointers.

Jan

Kids. Jan has the weirdest soft spot for little kids and tends to try and not hurt them directly if he’s able, though he never allows it to interfere with his “work.”

Luke

Maybe not all that guilty, but he really doesn’t want others to know (especially Jan) is his obsession with his hair and keeping it clean with the right shampoo. And it HAS to be the right brand or otherwise he’ll throw a silent hissy-fit.

Tubalcain

Pop music like Ke$ha or Brittney Spears - it’s rather non-masculine, especially how he’ll bop his head around in the car while he drives.

Enrico

Sweets. He would like everyone to think he has complete self-control, even over his appetites. However, he’ll go so far as to steal from the Iscariot kitchen (is that a thing?) - anything sugary goes.

Anderson

Christmas movies. Unlike the others, he’ll force others to view them with him, and they’ll comply since he doesn’t ask for much, but his enthusiasm for every Christmas movie, even the kids ones, is almost ridiculous.

Heinkel

Shoes. They care a lot for what their shoes are like and actually has a whole closet full of different shoes, even ones that they never wear.

(I hope that works for you - I hope I was able to keep them all in character)

anonymous asked:

IM AS EXCITED FOR GOON TODDLERS AS I AM THE UPDATE ITSELF (WHICH IS A LOT)

awwww bless you anon!!! i will definitely be doing a lil mini gameplay with young pip n kasper with toddler pancake, pepsi and pickle :’) im gonna wait till sims4studio updates first so i can convert some of my essentials but YES IM EXCITED!!!!!!!

I am so sorry this took so long! I went ahead and did both shopping and getting lost reactions, since there weren’t many characters that you requested.

GIF Request: Shopping and Getting Lost - Hellsing

Alucard

He’s really confused by the high prices, wondering why the hell anyone would pay thirty dollars for a shirt.

If lost, shenanigans would ensue. He would play around while not being under the thumb of Sir Integra.

Integra

She more or less hates shopping, finding it quite obnoxious and will rather send others.

If Integra Hellsing goes missing from the group, you can bet your ass that chaos will ensue. Without the boss around, people would go rather nuts (see the above for Alucard as an example)

Seras

Seras is probably the only one that actually LIKES to shop and does it often when she can.

If separated in a big place, she would panic, trying to retrace her steps in order to find everyone, while trying to contain her panic.

Pip

He would go shopping for serious stuff and then return with stuff he didn’t need (ie alcohol)

Shenanigans again, especially if he were able to hang out with Alucard.

Walter

Walter goes along with it, but soon becomes tired of it, having to be dragged along (most likely Seras)

He would seem calm on the outside, but would secretly be freaking out. He was now stuck in a mall by himself - hell no.

This was quite a long one, and I am so sorry it took me so long, but here it is! And I am going to have this separate from this, which is how Millennium expresses their love, since this could be a little different.

GIF Request: How They Flirt - Hellsing + Millennium + Iscariot

Alucard

This smooth-mofo is incredibly knowledgeable on what and how to seduce his partner. He knows exactly what will make his partner blush and what will get them in the mood.

Integra

Most of the time, Integra is not one to flirt. She is not one to flirt, instead allowing her partner to flirt with her. She will tend to resist up to a point before giving in and allowing herself to get lost in their affections

Seras

Seras is a very shy flirt, shooting her interest lots of glances. At times, she will try to throw in a line or two, but will stutter it out and not know exactly how to handle it.

Pip

Pip is, as we already know, incredibly smooth. His flirtatious gestures are always the perfect mix of subtlety and obviousness so that his partner understands the intent without being put off too much.

Walter

Walter has a plethora of pick-up lines, all of which range from corny to incredibly smooth. Whatever the case, his lines tend to fluster his partner, which is exactly what he wanted.

The Major

His flirtations would most likely come during dinners that they have together, since that would be his only calm time with them. He can actually be pretty smooth at times, though sometimes comes across as creepy when he gives gestures or looks.

The Doctor

The Doctor is surprisingly playful, though only when his partner initiates it. He will be doing something serious and then his partner may come in and do something mischievous. If it were anyone but them, he would be angry, but plays back with them instead.

The Captain

He will flirt by highlighting his skill, showing that he can take care of you. As shown above, he may include you in said workouts, sneaking in kisses or nuzzles whenever he is able.

Schrodinger

His flirts would be playful and not seemingly serious since he’ll compare you to silly things and just make playful jests and gestures.

Zorin

Zorin is awful with compliments and isn’t able to rightly show her affection. Any kind of show either comes across as rude, insincere, or creepy. Her partner is going to need to get used to this and be able to recognize her trying to be affectionate.

Rip

Rip is a clumsy lover, trying to be seductive, but many times falling around or stumbling over her words. Most of the time, though she is embarrassed, her partner finds it incredibly cute.

Luke

Luke really enjoys showing off for his partner, whether that means showing off physically or mentally. Knowing that his partner thinks he is amazing is very important to him.

Jan

Not only does he use innuendos at all times, he also tends to be rather playful as well, touching his partner whenever he can. Of course, sometimes he can be a little too rough for them, but always tries to make up for it by further playfulness.

Tubalcain

Tubalcain is incredibly vocal with his affections, telling his partner how much he cares about them and how amazing he finds them, always reminding them how much he sees in them.

Enrico

Enrico, like most of the Iscariot, is unable to show traditional affection since he would have to hide his relationship. Instead, he would leave little gifts for his partner, mostly sentimental ones, anonymously.

Anderson

Anderson and his partner are not able to be a normal couple, not even being able to express affection normally. His flirtations more come from sincere confessions of love and compliments.

Yumie/Yumiko

Both personalities are ecstatic lovers, tending to their love’s needs in attentive ways. As well, she tends to be rather playful, enjoying surprising her partner, the nature of which depends on which side is in control at the time.

Heinkel

Oh my God forgive me for this GIF. Heinkel is actually rather awkward at times when it comes to flirting. They will try to be smooth, but will sometimes comes across as confusing or strange.

Headcanons: Bullied Child w/ Hellsing


Alucard

-Would first want to see if his child could handle it on their own with him only giving them a few comforting words

-If the bullying was too strong for them, he’d scare the shit out of the administrators at the school to intimidate them into taking action

-If it ever got physical where his child came home with bruises or any kind of mark, he’d find the other kid and make sure that they never had a good night’s rest again…EVER

Integra

-She is a firm believer in standing up for yourself and will just offer her child words of encouragement

-If things get physical, she will attack the higher-ups, asking how they could allow violence at the school

-If things get bad, like really REALLY bad, Integra will step in, and all shall know what a true Mama Bear she is…

Seras

-Would not stand for it at ALL and would march right down to the school to confront the school about why they haven’t done anything about it beforehand

-She would call in constantly to make sure that something was indeed done

-She would be pissed by any physical abuse, but emotional would send her off the deep end - she would move her kid to another school if she had to

Pip

-Immediately thinks back to when he was a child and takes action

-Will not bother with the school, but rather the kids and threaten them to leave his kid alone

-If it continues, he’ll find their parents and threaten them with any means necessary - he takes bullying VERY seriously

Walter

-A younger Walter would be hasty and confront the bullies, no matter their age, probably getting himself into trouble

-An older Walter would use his connections to arrange a meeting between himself and the higher ups to prevent anything more

-Either way, he comforts his child at home, asking what they want him to do for them in the meantime

Another very late one, but here it is! I hope I kept everything in character for you, I was a little unsure at parts.

GIF Request: Comforting Stressed S/O - Hellsing + Iscariot

Alucard

He would hold his partner before laying them down so that he could massage them or even body-worship, letting them know that he is there, lavishing them in attention. He will do this in the beginning, hoping to calm their nerves. Then, when it is over, he will back off a bit and allow them to ease out of the stress on their own.

Integra

Integra would be more of a physical comforter while remaining utterly composed. Most of her affections would come through at night, when the two were in bed and she could hold them tight.

Seras

When her partner is stressed, Seras will go out of her way to spend more time with them, holding them when she can, and all around being there for them. She knows what it’s like to need someone desperately, and will do so, so that they will smile once more.

Pip

Pip is the absolute WORST at comforting people honestly. He tries to joke around with them, but it ends up coming about wrong. There will come a point, however, that something will simply click and he’ll be able to say what will need to be said.

Walter

Walter is an absolute gentleman, giving his partner space while also looking out for them at all times. He may offer his jacket or hold them in silence. He will allow them to talk first, whenever they are comfortable - he will never probe or ask invasive questions, especially when they are already so delicate.

Enrico

He knows what it is like to feel like your sanity is slipping away and to have all that weight on your shoulders. He holds his partner, but mostly expresses his comfort verbally by sharing his own encounters with stress and how he got through and how he knows that his love will make it through this because they are amazing in his eyes.

Anderson

When he sees his partner is in pain or stressed out, he’ll wrap his cloak around them and hold them tight, regardless if they are in public or not. Their mental health is important to him and he will do his best to pull out the negativity.

Yumie

Yumie/Yumiko are hesitant at first. She doesn’t know how to go about it since her partner seems so delicate at the moment. She takes things slow, trying to get them to open up to her with small touches and reassurances, before moving in to learn about their struggles.

Heinkel

Heinkel is not the greatest at comforting, but will try, usually in the form of holding their partner close while trying to say something comforting, but mostly being at a loss for words.

I actually have a couple buried deep in here somewhere XD But I will go ahead and assume you’d like some headcanons, so here you are :)

Headcanons: Parenting - Hellsing Organization

Alucard

-Makes sure to keep his child away from the organization as much as possible in hopes of not allowing them to lose their innocence

-However, if they become interested in fighting with him, he will gladly teach them how to fight, making sure that they are well-prepared before sending them out

-Rarely refers to them by their name but rather “son” or “daughter”

Integra

-As stated before, she’s very strict, but even more so when it comes to their education: she wants them to be intelligent enough so that they fare well when they have to head Hellsing

-Of course, her child will take over the organization, but if she had multiple, she wouldn’t just award it to the eldest, but rather whoever she thought could handle it the best

-Is THE most terrifying mother-bear though and will jump in immediately to protect her children

Seras

-If she finds out that her child is being bullied, she will personally go down to the school, rain or shine, night or day, on that day and demand to talk to the head of the school and make sure that her child never comes home crying again

-Loves giving her kid nicknames like “sweetie,” “angel,” “my prince/princess”

-When they are young, she encourages that they sleep with her so they can cuddle and she can have her eye on them

Pip

-No one is good enough to date his child, no matter the sex of either party; he will go after a girl that his son or daughter brings home, no just the guys

-Will randomly demand hugs from them, usually at the most inappropriate times (ex. “I need a hug ___” “Dad, it’s four in the morning.” “And?”)

-Read a lot of parenting books before they were born since he had no clue what to do, but he actually has a knack for it

Walter

-Views either sex as equals, but will have a soft spot towards a daughter, perhaps due to his own past as a teen

-Really enjoys going on little trips where it is just the two of them so they can have quality time, and will be sure to make time for them

-Can be rather strict, but he has a weakness towards the puppy-dog face (seriously, he tries to be a gruff and strict dad, but ends up losing it if they pout)

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Imagine: How the Hellsing characters and Millennium would react to their significant other being shot in front of them.

A request from anon, thank you very much!

Why thank you, I’m glad you enjoy them! :)


GIF Request: Falling Asleep on Partner - Hellsing + Millennium


Alucard

He would wrap an arm around them, holding them close while protecting them, but most likely going on with what he was doing, but letting them sleep.

Integra

Would take an almost protective stance while they slept, holding them close.

Seras

She would blush incredibly red all the while trying to remain calm, especially if they fell asleep on her chest XD

Pip

A sweet mix of butterflies would show up in his stomach and a grin would quickly form on his face.

Walter

He would be really confused as to what to do if he were his younger version. When he got older, he will panic less, but nonetheless it will set his heart aflutter.

Major

Like Alucard, he would be able to focus on what he was doing beforehand, but would sometimes take a moment to rub his partner’s face or stroke their hair.

Doctor

He would gladly rest his head on his partner’s if they fell asleep on his shoulder and just revel in their closeness.

Captain

He really REALLY likes it when his partner falls asleep on his chest, so this will probably happen often. He’ll hold them, taking them in, and just enjoying himself.

Zorin

I’ve always seen Zorin as a “closet-cuddler” in that she really does like it, but won’t admit it; so if her partner falls asleep on her, she’ll bask in the moment and not let them leave even when they want to.

Schrodinger

Would be excited to cuddle with his partner, though will most likely wake them up from squeezing them too tight.

Rip

Would be taken aback at first, not knowing how to react. Then, a wide smile would stretch across her face and she would hold them close to her, probably picking up a book to read while they slept.

Luke

Would pull them closer to him and place a sweet kiss on their forehead before suddenly becoming quite tired himself.

Jan

Would begin to blush IMMEDIATELY but act like it’s no big deal like the big Tsundere he is.

Tubalcain

(I’ve probably already used this GIF - oops) He would very open to cuddling and would love having his soft partner to hold as he decided to nap as well.

I ended up going less specific with this one so that it can be relatable, but your OC sounds cool! :)


GIF Request: Finding the Daughter They Never Knew Existed with Hellsing


Alucard

Originally posted by theweekmagazine

Would be incredibly curious and want to know all about her since he wouldn’t remember ever conceiving the girl and want to know who her mother was, how vampiric she was, and everything else about her past.

Integra

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

She would be SO confused because, being a woman, she would have HAD to have given birth to the girl, but has no memory of the event. She is suspicious at first and investigates in length whether or not her story was true,especially since Miss Hellsing is positive she is a virgin.

Seras

Originally posted by thewaysitusedt0be

Again, would be very confused seeing as she is the woman and does not remember ever having a child and the fact that Alucard was able to turn her confuses her. She wants to be supportive as much as possible, especially if the girl is young, but can’t help but feel something is off.

Pip

Originally posted by toraboru

Is not surprised in the least! He takes in the girl and immediately adopts the role as a father, never faltering in his affections despite not knowing much of the girl. He even tries to stay in friendly contact with her mother, wanting to be sure that his daughter does not grow up without parents as he did.

Walter

Originally posted by iwannahityouintheface

Walter would be surprised; though he is not a virgin, he never thought he had ever “sewn his seed” into any of his liaisons as a young man and tends to stay pretty celibate as an older man. He gets to know the child, and tries, but is never incredibly fatherly and tends to be almost awkward from his lack of knowledge, but is nonetheless protective.

GIF Request: Teaching their Child to Drive with Hellsing


Alucard

Originally posted by pogocoop

Alucard doesn’t know how to drive actually, so it will take someone else to do it (what? he’s from a horse-and-buggy era? besides, Integra always had someone else drive him around in his coffin)

Integra

Originally posted by letsannnyworld

(This is when the child knew they had fucked up)

Integra is a demanding teacher, even to her child. She will most likely unintentionally upset them, which will end up frustrating her even further. In the end though, they learn how to drive very well and Integra is proud.

Seras

Originally posted by piercethealltimesleepingveil

Seras is more worried about the implications of teaching them to drive: that her baby is now old enough to drive and that her little precious one could be hit at anytime (completely ignoring the fact that mauls down vampire everyday, but hey, her kid is different). She tries her best, but gets rather emotional at times.

Pip

Originally posted by monininteressantevie

(Pip, why does Adventure Time fit you so?)

Will annoy his child because his way of teaching is having them drive him around everywhere, but it works well and they know it in no time. Not much drama here, except for his kid constantly saying, “No Dad, I’m not driving you again - you don’t need anymore booze!”

Walter

Originally posted by controversialdb

Is the best teacher out of everyone here, being very calm and understanding of his child’s anxiety and moving them through the motions. Even if they mess up, he is patient and explains what they did wrong without blowing up at them.

Another one I chose to change to headcanons and I chose to combine these two since they were probably pretty similar. Hope you don’t mind dear!

Headcanons - Daughter w/ a Boyfriend - Hellsing

Alucard

-He would pull the boy to the side and scare the living shit out of him, intimidating so that he treats his daughter right

-Would be rather old-fashioned when it came to it, referring to it as “courting” and wanting the boy to ask his permission and the like

-She wouldn’t be able to hide it from him, he would know about every date they’ve been on

Seras

-Is excited for her daughter, but nonetheless cautious

-Is probably the calmest of all the parents since she trusts her daughter’s judgement and her and her daughter have a great relationship

-Worries that she didn’t say anything because her boyfriend is dangerous and would need to be reassured

Integra

-Doesn’t mind all that much, though would calmly warn the boy on hurting her daughter in any way

-Would have conversations with her daughter once in a while about the relationship, wanting to earnestly know how it’s going

-She would act like she didn’t care that her daughter didn’t tell her, but would then have Alucard tale them to make sure that she was safe

Pip

-Since he knows how perverted guys can be, he’ll be on the look out for her

-He’ll randomly show up in places that he knows they’ll be having their date, liking getting a table a few tables back and then denying that he knew that they were going to be there

-If he didn’t know, he’d throw a tantrum under the assumption that his daughter didn’t trust him to tell him, but he’d try to get to know him for his daughter’s sake

Walter

-Oh god, hide him! Hide him now! But seriously he doesn’t think anyone is good enough for his daughter.

-His daughter however does have him wrapped around her finger and if she throws on a puppy-dog face, he’ll melt quickly

-If he didn’t know, hell would break loose and it would take a lot of convincing for him to allow her to keep seeing him

Because that is a lot of characters, I’m only going to give one headcanon for each. If you want more, then send this in again but with less characters perhaps :)


Headcanons: Partner is Secretly Angry with Them - Hellsing + Millennium


Alucard

He would figure it out; it’s very difficult to hide things from him as he has found a way to read you like a book and will certainly approach you about the issue

Integra

She will not notice as quickly, but will catch on eventually and confront you immediately, wanting to know what is going on so she can fix it

Seras

She is always secretly afraid of you being angry with her so when you actually are, she freaks out and tries to find out why indirectly first before approaching you to solve the problem

Pip

Totally oblivious. It takes quite a lot for him to realize that you’re mad at him, though when he does find out, he immediately corners you to sit you down and talk it out and see what he can do alleviate the anger

Walter

He will figure it out rather quickly but will not confront you about it; he will wait for you to come to him about it and only prod at you in a rather passive-aggressive manner

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Major

Does not ever believe that him and his partner could ever have issues so you will have to tell him or he will remain completely oblivious to your anger

Doctor

Is already an absolute mess when it comes to your feelings for him so he will catch on quickly because he will probably ask you everyday how the two of you are doing as a couple

Captain

Since he can’t speak, he will probably stare you down when senses something is up. If you finally tell him, he will do his best to fix the issue in his own way

Schrodinger

Doesn’t realize how his partner is feeling as he can be quite self-centered when it comes to feelings, but if you make it obvious enough, he will question it, though in a way that doesn’t seem all that serious, but he does mean it

Zorin

She directly asks them what their problem is if she smells something wrong with your relationship. More often than not, she will tell you to suck it up because she’s not going to change anytime soon

Rip

Will not realize the issue right away or even that you are mad at her and it will take you saying it, yet be prepared for a tearful confrontation as she will be under the impression that you are going to leave her

Jan

Does not even realize there is a problem and will go so far as to deny any issues if you tell him, saying that you’re overreacting, no matter what it is, but if you do want to make a point, start crying - he can’t stand to see you cry

Luke

Is rather observant and will know when you are mad and want to fix the problem, but will be rather stubborn at first when it comes to changing

Tubalcain

He gets caught up in work and other things so he won’t realize it right away but will feel awful when he finds out because he didn’t notice it sooner

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I am so sorry this too me such a long time to answer loveys, but thank you for the compliments and I am so glad you love this :)

Some of these may have been more of asking than the actual date, but I hope the descriptions make up for that!


GIF Request: First Date - Hellsing + Millennium + Iscariot


Alucard

Alucard will want to stick to basics with the date, though probably keep his date within the manor. They’ll watch movies perhaps or simply spend a lot of their time talking, just enjoying each other’s company.

Integra

Integra is very straight-forward about what she wants to do with the person that has caught her eye. She wastes no time in getting the ball rolling once she has set her mind on going through with it. She’ll want to be taken to a nice restaurant where the two of them can talk for hours just the two of them.

Seras

Seras will definitely want to do something that is a combination of fun and sweet, so a walk on the pier and into the carnival would be ideal. It’s public so not awkward but still a lot of fun.

Pip

Pip’s idea would be a club of some sort. He would think how great it would be: music, close-contact, booze, and his crush being incredibly sexy. What could be better? Unfortunately, he’s not the only one that thinks they are sexy and he ends up spending most of the date fending off admirers.

Walter

Walter is admittedly a bit rusty in his old age and perhaps tries a little too hard impress his date, especially if they are younger than him. However, he is nonetheless charming in his endeavors and quickly wins them over with both his gestures of romance and his sweet acts.

Major

Dinner is, of course, essential when on a date with the Major, but it will certainly be the most romantic dinner of his date’s entire life, as he wants the first to be the most memorable he can make it.

Doctor

Not very smooth, like, at all. The Doctor will try his best to find something interesting to do, but all of his interests are individual and not very exciting to most. His date will most likely have to come up with something, otherwise they will probably just do experiments together or something.

Captain

The Captain is, honestly, pretty clueless when it comes to love and romance. He will do his best but will most likely be internally screaming at every little issue that comes up. However, his date will have a fantastic time and he will have been worrying for nothing.

Schrodinger

Fun is what Schrodinger will do on every date, not just the first. Whether it causes a rush of adrenaline or both him and his date or covered in dirt, Schrodinger loves to come up with new and unique date ideas for the two.

Zorin

It is going to take A LOT to get Zorin to go on a date and even then, it will be difficult to get anything out of her during the meal. Though her date will feel incredibly intimidated, things will perk up when they take her to the demolition derby later.

Rip

Rip wants to spend as much time with her love interest as possible and is incredibly playful in doing so, sometimes pulling pranks or just being plain silly. She really likes the classic dinner and a movie, but will love it even more if there is a musical of some sort involved.

Jan

His date would be pretty casual where the two would probably “Netflix and Chill” or something while he shares his cigarettes with them. Expect a make-out session - it is inevitable.

Luke

Luke arrives with flowers, chocolates, poetry, love songs, everything just to make sure they say yes. When they do, he will remain calm though be jumping up and down in his head. Together, they will go to a museum of some kind and then a drive-in move, something classy.

Tubalcain

Despite being smooth in his relationships, Tubalcain is a mess when trying to get the first date, not knowing if they will accept or even like what he has planned. Of course, it goes swimmingly, the movie being great and the dinner afterward being fantastic and he is awarded with a kiss at the end of the night.

Anderson

Anderson’s main goal of a date is to spend as much time as possible with his partner, getting to know them as much as possible. Though it is incredibly difficult for him to count it as a “date” given his position, he nevertheless loves their time together.

Enrico

Enrico and his date agree on one thing: this must be kept a secret. Though they are both most likely very inexperienced, they both try their best and the date goes incredibly well, despite having to be disguised just to go to dinner.

Yumie/Yumiko

Yumie is a foodie. She loves food so a dinner or a lunch are essential, maybe even both if the date lasts long enough. She’ll want to visit all kinds of different restaurants, and each personality has a different tastes.

Heinkel

Ah, all of the sass is released during this date. Heinkel will stubbornly flirt and his date will try to keep up as the two go back and forth as they traverse some kind of garden or museum or art gallery. They both love their time together, but both are too busy with the next quip to say so until the end.

This is quite a lot, but it was requested before the limit was posted and there isn’t a whole lot, so here you are anyhow sweet anon :)

Headcanons: Turn Offs - Hellsing + Millenium + Iscariot

Alucard

-Weakness or lack of determination

-Stupidity

-Someone who is overly squeamish with violence or blood

Integra

-Lack of intelligence

-Unprofessional-ism

-Weak-willed

Seras

-Insensitivity

-Being with rude with no context

-Dishonesty in any form

Pip

-A bore or fuddy-duddy

-Lack of passion or drive

-Lack of loyalty

Walter

-No sense of humor

-Lack of intelligence

-Overly critical

The Major

-Stupidity

-Pacifism

-Narrow-Mindedness

The Doctor

-If you’re too squeamish

-Someone who is overly distant or doesn’t show much affection or praise 

-Someone who is dumb

The Captain

-Hyperactivity

-Loudness

-Unable to take care of themselves

Jan

-Anyone who is clingy

-Prudish

-No sense of humor

Luke

-No self control

-Someone who is in any way like Jan

-Won’t take anything seriously

Zorin

-Someone overly hyper or loud

-In any way clingy

-Overly quiet (she wants a happy medium)

Tubalcain

-Impatience

-Over dramatic

-High temper

Schrodinger

-Fuddy-duddy

-Control freak

-Overly emotional

Rip

-Anyone distant (she needs affection)

-Mean or rude in any way for no reason

-Impatient, especially with her feelings

Enrico

-Judgmental (yes, he’s a hypocrite)

-Loud or boisterous

-Non-affectionate

Anderson

-Non-Catholic (kind of a cop-out)

-Temperamental

-Dislikes children

Yumie

-Lack of compassion

-Lack of seriousness for the situation

-Overly distant

Heinkel

-Hyperactivity or annoying

-Indecisiveness

-Ignorance