perfectly normal philadelphian conversation
person 1: yo, hand me that jawn right there
person 2: which jawn?
person 1: *sucks teeth* you irking me right now, the lil jawn next to the red jawn
person 2: OH the red jawn! aight man, here you go
person 1: thanks, young boul. you catch the eagles game last night?
person 2: nah, man, i don’t keep up with them no more, the eagles be drawlin’
person 3, a non-philadelphian pretending to understand: