youll never guess what it is

You’ll never guess
What I found buried beneath the apple tree
Wrapped in linen
And covered in lye
You’ll never guess

…………..

Not one for digging up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The bones in your closet
Must be hung out to dry

i dont know if any of you play Call of Duty or not

but theres something ive noticed on the mission where the federation are raiding the aircraft carrier

when you slide down so you can access the vulture rockets to take out the aircarrier, youre faced with a breach/reaction moment where you have to stop 5 enemies from executing a soldier in slow motion

if they kill him, youll never see his name, but if you save him, you can check out his name

and guess what it is?

private ryan.

guys, 

we saved private ryan

you dont get an achievement like you do in cod waw

but none the less, i think this is a cool little easter egg :D

twinkyuuri  asked:

hc: yuuri always calls his mom after competitions and goes to call her after ep 7 and is like MOM OMG YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED and shes like honey. i saw. we all saw. and yuuri crawls under the bed from embarrassment. but then viktor asks what's wrong and then holds yuuris hand while he talks to his mom and she says she loves him so much and is so proud of him in really fast japanese and refers to viktor as her son and yuri bLUSHES AND VIKTOR'S like what huh? and AHHH

Oh hell nah | I can consider it | Ooooh me likey | Gimme Gimme | I’d die for this

omg yes!!! 

Emily and i are messing around

[1/23, 23:10] Emily ★彡: OKAY NO BUT IMAGINE LIKE Michael sleeping over and decided to pull a prank so he took the baby and just went back to his house in the middle of the night so in the morning luke is like freaking out and calls Michael almost crying that his baby is gone and Michaels just like bro chill I have him and then “FUCK YOU, you aren’t the godfather anymore, Calum is” “fine then, guess you aren’t getting your baby back” “damn it Michael bring him back” “nope not until you say I’m the godfather” “FOR GODS SAKE he’s my son he was created with my spe- *michael hangs up* FUCK YOU MICHAEL*
[1/23, 23:11] Yagmur: HAHAHAHAHAHZSVZJXHBABD THEN LUKE CALLS CALUM LIKE "ur the godfather now” “luke wha-” *luke hangs up*
[1/23, 23:12] Emily ★彡: *calum calls back* “Luke what the hell are you talking about” “you are now the godfather and Michael has my baby, it is your job to get him back” “Luke what are-” “GO GET BACK MY BABY DAMN IT CALUM” *luke hangs up*
[1/23, 23:13] Yagmur: CALUM CALLS MIKE “dude u got lukes baby” “yeh” “i need it” “why” “im the godfather now apparently” “…” “mike are you there” “…” “michael” “..YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE”
[1/23, 23:15] Emily ★彡: “Michael just give him up” “NO” “Michael……” “I SAID NO” “okay fine guess I just need to call Liz…..” “FUCK YOU CALUM, fine he can have his damn baby”
[1/23, 23:16] Yagmur: *gives baby back to luke* “he isnt even that cute. hes a fucking loser he shits on his own pants. luke can i be the godfather again”
[1/23, 23:18] Emily ★彡: “idk you need to ask y/n she’s pretty pissed that you stole him” “fuck…….” “oh look here she comes” “MICHAEL CLIFFORD WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE MY BABY” “hey he’s my baby too!” “shut up Luke you didn’t push him out of your vagina”

also im so sick of anti black people saying we’re lazy.. black people’s names are literally behind everything right now. whats the most influential in the fashion industry? black culture. whos music is topping the charts right now? black peoples?? who is literally demolishing them olympic medals right now?? youll never guess. black women were ranked the most educated racial group by race/gender last year. every “slang” word that comes out of your mouth stems from AAVE creole or patios. all the memes and dance trends you retweet and do were created by black people. dont ever tell me black people are lazy again, black people are artists and have so much to offer the world. your mother shouldve taught yall not to shit where you eat

anonymous asked:

Davekat for the ship meme!

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

KARKAT: WHAT IS THAT PURPLE THING YOU KEEP SENDING. 
DAVE: its supposed to be my dick 

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

DAVE: yo dude are you okay
DAVE: you’re snifflin like crazy over there
KARKAT: DUMBO’S MOM LOVED HIM SO MUCH, DAVE
KARKAT: EARTH MOVIES ARE SO MUCH MORE FUCKED UP THAN ALTERNIAN MOVIES.
KARKAT: AND THEY EVEN MANAGED THAT WITH A SIGNIFICANT DECREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF ONSCREEN DEATHS.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

DAVE: holy shit
KARKAT: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN??
KARKAT: I’VE NEVER USED A HUMAN MICROWAVE BEFORE!
DAVE: and youll probably never be able to use it again cause that was the most intense fireball probably ever

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

KARKAT: AAH!!
DAVE: guess who
KARKAT: GET YOUR SWEATY HANDS OFF OF MY FACE BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT.
DAVE: jeez fine
DAVE: cant a guy be cute for once
KARKAT: THAT WASN’T CUTE, IT WAS TERRIFYING.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

DAVE: oof
DAVE: your hands are like ice wtf
KARKAT: ARE THEY?
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: gimme your hand i gotta warm it up in mine

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

DAVE: ohhhh
DAVE: ohhhhhhhhhh
KARKAT: WHAT?
DAVE: that guy just punched snooki
DAVE: that’s so fucked up
KARKAT: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
DAVE: nvm

Who laughs more during sex?

KARKAT: YOU KEEP LAUGHING.
KARKAT: IS THAT BAD?
DAVE: nah
DAVE: guess its a nervous thing
KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS?
DAVE: its not that im nervous im just
DAVE: uh
DAVE: i dont want to mess up
DAVE: sorry
DAVE: that sounded stupid
KARKAT: YOU’RE DOING FINE.  
DAVE: yeah ok

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

DAVE: you all comfy or what
DAVE: you better be im doing my best wrapping you up in my big man arms
DAVE: shit’s tight as fuck yo
KARKAT: YEAH, I’M PRETTY COMFY.
DAVE: kay
DAVE: …
DAVE: i uh
DAVE: um
KARKAT: HUH?
DAVE: i love you
KARKAT: OH.
KARKAT: I LOVE YOU TOO.

corrin-the-dragon  asked:

"Blake, youll never guess what happened to me today?!" Weiss said coming in their room and laying on Blakes stomach while she read her newest 'ninjas of love' book

Blake coughed lightly and looked at Weiss with a smiled. “What happened to you today?”