hi my name is noot and i watch anime while intensely sick and unable move

here’s some hot takes for you

drifters: drifters is anime about historical figures getting sent to to an alternate reality, with elves and magic and shit. it’s by the guy what did hellsing. you will spend the entire time entranced by gore and excited by good fight tactics and good op, but also incredibly upset that there’s only two historical lady figures. where my ladies at, hirano. where are you hiding them.

izetta: izetta: the last witch is anime about a cute girl who flies around on a sniper rifle, and her girlfriend, the archduchess of austria. Together They Fight The Nazis. it is good balance of war epic, spy thriller, and cute girls. you will spend much of your time hoping sweet darling baby izetta doesn’t get hurt and also gives princess the smooch.

yuri!!! on ice: yuri!!! on ice is anime about yuri, who beefed his skating career. then he made a viral video and his idol becomes his coach, also boyfriend. other yuri is young and russian and mad and wants to fight our sweet boy yuri. mens figure skating is a sport about appealing to the female gaze for points. you will spend much time cheering for all the skaters and wondering if yuri will kiss the boys. he does.

bbk/brnk: bubuki/buranki is anime that asks what if we took eureka seven, but gave the main character even less personality and worse design than everyone else. also cg, but The Good CG. you will spend the entire time wondering when it will focus on those other characters again, so you can go back to trying to enjoy the show.

flip flappers: flip flappers is anime about girl named cocona who goes on adventures with a girl named papika in a dreamland called pure illusion to collect fragments that will grant wishes if they get all of them. there are secret organizations, lisa frank aesthetic, and a story that just seems to run with it. you will want to spend time asking where it’s going, but can’t because you are having Too Much Fun.

i don’t remember what else i watched cause i was hopped up on A Lot of advil but tell me an anime you want me to watch, and i will give you the hot takes