you. are. not. leaving. me

why do video games think I want to play underground levels? no. i don’t want to fight your dank claw monsters in the dark. ever. bye

I love how you think the younger paladins are like 4 mostly normal functioning humans but when you leave them alone in a new place they pick a fight with a knife salesman, steal fountain money to buy a video game, violently take over a restaurant, get a free cow and become such nuisances that they get chased out by a guy on a space segway. 

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NEWT gazes at TINA – awkwardly affectionate. He gently reaches forward and touches her hair. Lingering for a moment, they stare into each other’s eyes.

A last look and NEWT suddenly moves away, leaving TINA standing, raising a hand to touch where NEWT stroked her hair.

you really can’t trust Straights with knowing your sexuality cause the moment you mention you’re gay or bi or pan fucking Heterosexual Jimothy is interrogating you about your entire sexual history like he’s digging for wank bank fodder 

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There is no denying Dean Winchester is a badass. He spent a year in purgatory covered in the blood and guts of his enemies. However, being a complex man, he is also an adorable neat freak, and a bit of a germaphobe. This compilation attempts to highlight this adorable quirk!

Dead cold hands.

Listen, listen. The fact Eliot Spencer’s response to Parker being upset and asking if they could kill the guy who upset her was a shrug and, “Yeah. I mean, I could.” will never, ever not be important to me.