anonymous asked:

I'm like side eying all these matt stans who give matt, a person who has had 3 lines at most, a kind meme loving person when in canon thats lance? This is because he's a white boy isn't it. I don't mind people being excited but i've been seeing more meta and fanart about matt than i have seen of hunk in a while and it rubs me the wrong way.

matt getting more attention than hunk is definitely iffy at best, hunk already gets such little fan content despite being a main character, but all matt has to do is exist for everyone to fawn over him

like you can be excited for matt, but if the prospect of getting more matt excites you more than seeing the characters of colour again, i think you should consider why you feel that way


Word Count: 2039

Pairing: Past Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, SPN typical violence, Canon divergence, Torture, Major character death

A/N: Written for @nichelle-my-belle ‘s angst challenge. My prompt was “It takes a monster to destroy a monster.” This gave me such a hard time and it’s kind of erratic and choppy and doesn’t make much sense to me, but I’ve given up on it and it’s just being posted.

Follow up to Masterpieces

“Dean, please. This isn’t you.” You begged, tears streaming down your face, trying desperately to reach the Dean you once knew. You were tied spread eagle to the rack, practically naked, scraps of clothes barely covering you. “Don’t let him ruin you.”


“Oh, but it is me.” Dean slid the razor from your neck down your chest before finally shoving it in, next to your heart. You let out an ear piercing scream and sobbed yourself hoarse while Dean continued to carve and Alastair put you back together, letting Dean carve you to pieces over and over and over.


Dean woke with a start; sweat dripping down his face and tears in his eyes, your name on his lips. “Dean?” Sam questioned. “Y/N again?”

“What I did to her…” Dean swallowed thickly, choking back tears. “Sammy, I tore her apart. She begged me not to and I just laughed at her and did it anyway.”

“Dean, it wasn’t you.” Sam sat next to Dean on the bed, trying to figure out a way to comfort him.

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He accidentally startles you when he covers your eyes and it maked you elbow him (Seventeen)

S.Coups: -he was shocked and it knocked air out of him and he was teary eyed as it actually hurt him more than he thought- “you know, you hit much harder than I ever thought”

Originally posted by gong-yoo

Jeonghan: -he looked at you like you were crazy as he was completely shocked that you did that to him for trying to be sweet with you- “you’re really mean you know. I try to be romantic and you do that”

Originally posted by jeonghney

Joshua: -he simply backed away and sat there for a moment as you tried to cuddle him and ask him if he was alright- “I’ll be fine but that was really hard”

Originally posted by joshwooa

Jun: -he was shocked that you really hit him that hard. He tried to be sweet and it backfired- “well I won’t be doing that again. Ever”

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Hoshi: -lucky for him he moved away from you before you delivered a solid blow so he only got a light tap- “we’re fine don’t worry”

Originally posted by fyhoshi

Wonwoo: -he was surprised by the amount of force you put behind it. He just moved away from you and thought about it- “you know that’s the first time you hit me. I think I want it to be the last”

Originally posted by daihun

Woozi: -you were lecturing him about doing that to you while he was sitting there quietly holding his gut but soon enough he talked- “you knew I was the only other person here. Why would you do that?”

Originally posted by cafewoozi

DK: -he should have seen it coming as you weren’t one who reacted well when surprised like that. You were saying sorry while he was laughing- “don’t worry babe it was my fault. I should have seen this coming”

Originally posted by lseokmin

Mingyu: -he was shocked that you elbowed him hard. You quickly cupped his face apologizing repeatedly as much as you could- “it’s alright babe. As long as you kiss it better”

Originally posted by mingyiu

The8: -he moved away from you and sat down. He wouldn’t admit it hurt him so you asked him if he was alright- “perfect. Don’t worry”

Originally posted by luhan-bee

Seungkwan: -he was shocked completely and lost air. You apologized multiple times- “no it’s fine baby don’t worry”

Originally posted by seungkvvan

Vernon: -he was shocked that you even tried to elbow him. Your elbow just swiped against his side before he dodged it as much as he could- “that could have ended very bad”

Originally posted by sneezes

Dino: -he would move away from you as you apologized multiple times. He would be annoyed because he tried to be sweet and he ended up be hit- “yeah. I know you are”

Originally posted by hosoeks


Originally posted by souls-squad

Request (summarized for length): A deanxreader Au where she is dating a friend of Dean’s. The friend asks Dean to hang out with reader during an event. Dean keeps doing so but starts falling for reader and suspects something is going on…

Pairing: AU!Dean x reader

Word Count: 1,500ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Not the best thing ever done but it’s halfway decent….

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hey being trans-female/femme is really hard for me and a lot of the time i attempt to become invisible to avoid struggle - HOWEVER ,, each day i push forward to be seen as the gal pal i see myself as. becoming what western society at large views as “a woman” is not what you should stride to do by default but i very much want to have long healthy hair and beautiful hairless skin and a poised delicate frame because in that physical state i feel beautiful. yall will seldom read me opening up so here is your fill for a WHILE, i am trans and in time i will be visible. happy tdov gals, guys, and those in-between as well as those nowhere near! trans is trans, trans is beautiful

Taking The Blame (Draco Malfoy x Reader)

Description: Can you do one where the reader is a Hufflepuff and it seems like they hate each other and start insulting each other but it somehow ends up with them making out? I wouldn’t mind if Ron catches them and just ends up stammering and walking out because he’s confused and embarrassed that he was it. I would absolutely love this. Please and thank you?

Warnings: Crappy make out scene


“Now class, today we will be working in partners to recreate the  potions we created last week. A draught of living death.” Slughorn  starts as the class settles down after lunch.

“Can we pick partners?” Lavender asks, batting her eyelids at Ron who gives her a love struck smile in return.

“Oh no no no, that would be disastrous. I shall pick the pairs.”   He announces and hear almost everyone sigh as they shuffle away from their preferred partner.

“The first pair is going to be Lavender and Seamus, Harry and Ron,”

Instant relief washes over Harry’s face.

“Padma and Terry, Hermione and Pansy, Dean and Neville.”

I see Hermione give me horrified glance. Making me chuckle until I realise who I’m stuck with.

“That leaves us with (Y/N) and Draco,”

Hermione sends me an even more horrified glance which I return.

“Sir, I can’t possibly work with her,” Draco argues, arrogance plain in his voice.

“I have a name,” I hiss “I’m sorry Sir, would it be possible to swap?” I ask politely.

“I’m afraid you are stuck with each other, no ‘swapses’ as the kids are saying today.”

“We’re really not…” I hear Seamus mumble.

“Please, sir,”I plead but the Professor shakes his head, a frown finally present on his face.

“I’m afraid can’t do that,Miss (Y/L/N). That’s final.“ He concludes.

I bite my lip to stop complaining again as Slughorn sends us to our stations.

I unwilling join Draco as he opens the text book to the correct page, refusing to look me in the eye, or look at me in general.

As  we get further into making the potion I start to relax a bit as Draco and I are talking to each other as civilised as possible.

That is until a huge explosion erupts from out cauldron.

“I told you not to put that in!” Draco barks, spotting me with remains of the ingredient that caused the potion to blow up.

“No… you told me not to put the sopophorous bean in yet!”I defend as Draco grabs the stirring rod from my potion covered hands.

“No I told you not to put the   Valerian root in yet,” He demands

“No, you didn’t!” I growl.

“Ugh this is why Hufflepuffs should never be in a potions lab.”

“Well this just proves that Slytherins  can never stick to their word!” I hiss

“Well at least I’m not so lost in my own stupid word to notice what I’m doing is wrong!”

“Says the boy who can’t remember what he actually told me to do!” I snap.

Draco  doesn’t reply but he gives me a glare that could turn anyone to stone. I  glare at him in return before I’m suddenly aware of the silence that  has consumed the class.

“Um let’s all calm down,"Slughorn offers, coming to our desk and trying to separate us.

“No  need, I’ll be leaving to the hospital wing due to exposure harmful   fumes.” Draco says, shooting me a last glare before standing up and   walking away from me.

"Drama queen,” I mumble as the class gets back to work after the sudden outburst.

I sit with Harry, Ron and Hermione at dinner.

“Okay, what was that about in potions?” Ron finally asks

“What was what about in potions?” Ginny suddenly inquires, slipping into the seat beside me.

“You should have seen it, Ginny. (Y/N) and Malfoy were screaming at each other in the middle of class.”Ron exclaims .

“Don’t they always do that?”

“Malfoy stormed out of class,”Harry explains while he picks at his chicken.

“Well better him than (Y/N).” Ginny points out.

“You know I’m here, don’t talk about me like I’m not,”I snap.

“She’s also been in horrid mood since then,”Ron whispers to Harry who snorts a little at the comment, making me scowl.

“I’m  just annoyed by his immaturity and arrogance.”I say, glancing at the   Slytherin table from across the hall, instantly catching Draco’s glare.

“Are you partners in any other classes?” Ginny questions

“I’m partners with him in Defence Against the Dark Arts,” I confirm.

“With Snape?”

I nod

“Haha  have fun,” Ginny smirks making me role my eyes before I decide I need to escape from Malfoy’s icy glare and head to my common room.

“You are ridiculous! You nearly took my eye out!”I growl.

“If you just stay still it won’t happen!” Malfoy claims loudly.

“Pretty hard to stand still when a  disarming curse is launched at my


” I hiss

“Miss (Y/L/N), Mr Malfoy, what is the problem?” Snape queries with a blank stare.

”Nothin-”I start to deny but Malfoy has other ideas.

“She’s insane, Sir,” Malfoy explains and I bite my tongue to hold back my insult.

“I  am giving if both of you detention for disturbing the lesson, stay   behind after class. You’ll miss dinner if I need to talk to you again.” Snape concludes as I hold back the sigh that threatens to escape my   lips.

After class   it’s just Draco and I who are left for detention. I am sat a few seats   away from him as Snape watches us with caution.

“I am needed by Professor Dumbledore, behave while I am gone.” Snape announces before getting up and leaving swiftly.

It’s only two minutes after he has left that Draco pushes the blame on me.

“It’s your fault.” He says standing up and pacing the room.

“If you hadn’t fired at my eye I wouldn’t have made a fuss,” I argue, standing up and joining him as he paces up and down.

“I didn’t fire at your eye!”he demands with a frown, stopping in front of me.

“Well you were a far way off my wand,”I growl, standing on my tiptoes to look him straight in the eye.

I’m so close I can feel his angry breath against my cheeks and suddenly all sense leaves me and I  lean in.

His lips touch mine and he doesn’t hesitate to snake his hands around my waist, deepening the sudden kiss.

In  one sudden lustful movement I’m being lifted up and onto one of the   desks, wrapping my legs around Draco’s waist as my hands tug at his   perfect blonde locks of hair making him groan into my lips.

I  feel his tongue slip across my lower lip making me gasp a little. He   chuckles into the kiss making me pull harder on his hair until I feel   his stupid smirk disappear and he pulls me closer somehow.

“Hey (Y/N),Snape sai-  Bloody hell!”

I pull apart from Draco instantly as the familiar voice of my friend cuts through the room… and the moment.

“Ron?” I ask, panic rising to my voice.

“I’m  j-just gonna go… Um sorry for… Oh bloody Hell.” Ron rambles, before  scurrying from the classroom with a shocked expression.

A blush rises to my cheeks as Draco and I untangle ourselves from each other.

“You started it,”Draco smirks

“Oh  shut up.” I say but a laugh escapes my now slightly swollen lips and I  push Draco’s arm jokingly as we leave the classroom side by side.

“What’s wrong Ron? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” I hear Ginny ask a very shocked looking Ron as I sit down with them.

“Ask (Y/N).” He answers, nodding towards me, everyone’s eyes turning to me, “She’s the one who was just kissing Malfoy.”

I instantly glance towards the Slytherin table, where Draco’s eyes meet mine awfully quickly.

“You didn’t!”Hermione exclaims, clear amusement in her voice.

“Eh…”I chuckle nervously, looking down at my feet.

“Merlin, (Y/N). Are you mad?”

anonymous asked:

I absolutely adore your writing and I was wondering if you could do one where Noctis has to go to a neighbouring kingdom to settle a peace treaty and ends up starting a love-hate relationship with the queen (who's his age and kind of stubborn). Pretty please, thank you 😘💕✨


Noctis x F!OC
Word Count: 2,452
SFW, fluff

I loved this prompt. I’m thinking maybe one day I’ll elaborate on this, because it’s so hard to condense something like this into a one-shot, but I tried my best. I’m gonna put it under a Read More because it’s pretty long and I don’t want it to clog up people’s dashboards––can mobile users let me know if they can see it? Anyway, enjoy! And thank you again for your continued support.

Tagging @chocobrodreamteam because of the sleepy headed prince.

Noctis was in the back seat of Ignis’ car, his head leaned against the window. He sighed heavily. King Regis had sent Noctis, Ignis, Gladio and Prompto to a neighbouring kingdom for a short trip, sort of as an act of good will, to a neighbouring kingdom not too far from Insomnia. It was called Contumacem, and according to Ignis, it was ruled by a young queen, not much older than Noctis.

“Apparently she’s quite lovely,” Ignis noted from the driver’s seat, glancing at Noctis in the rearview mirror. “I wouldn’t be surprised if His Majesty sent you to meet her as a way of joining our two kingdoms sometime in the near future.”

“Fat chance,” Noctis yawned, stretching out his arms. He almost hit Gladio in the face, who swatted his hand away. “Let’s just get this over with. He told me it was a good will visit. We just have to meet the queen, play nice, and go home.”

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EXO Reaction when they watchBaekhyun dying in Moon Lovers

Oh I cried so hard in that part… like it wasn’t necessary… he should have lived…. ugh! Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


*Knows the off-screen secrets* “Oh Baekhyun.. falling asleep while filming worked! You naughty little kid!”


*Angry because they made him watch it and cry*


“Woah Baek… you are such an actor… so good… I’m touched” *Should-have-told-her-you-loved-her-earlier-tho*


*Can’t with the tears*


*Trying to hard to not fall asleep* “I need to stay up… ugh this couch is so comfy… wait why is Baekhyun dead?”


*This is the second time they’ve seen me cry…. I can’t do this anymore… this has to stop!” *So done with life atm xD*


“Hell yeah! I’m such a great actor! Look at me!”


“No no… tear… do not fall… don’t you dare…. men don’t cry….. ahhh tear!”


“Is this for reals…. they were just…. starting to be happy…. together…. why?”


“Remind me to never give Baekhyung acting advice again…. I can’t deal with this” *Definitely regretting it because the pain*


“What kind of thing is this… who does that do their own brother! They could have been a lovely family… why?” *Angel is really confused and broken*


*Cries as it were real* “My son… my poor son… when he had just found love… why…”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Yuri on Ice Starters Part 2:
  • “Why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “Your past self is DEAD!”
  • “Please leave the ice.”
  • “I’m disappointed in you.”
  • “What if you’d gotten hurt, slamming into the wall like that?!”
  • “[NAME], behave while I’m gone.”
  • “Don’t you dare steal any steamed buns.”
  • “Oh, that kind of food doesn’t agree with me.”
  • “This is getting kind of R-rated.”
  • “Hey! Don’t strip!”
  • “I’ve never seen [NAME] like this..”
  • “I am an evil witch!!”
  • “I guess today’s sex appeal award goes to [NAME].”
  • “[NAME], you haven’t slept, have you?”
  • “I’m not the kind of man who’d die in a ditch here!”
  • “What’s the place with the fewest people?”
  • “First, let’s take deep breaths.”
  • “Don’t listen!”
  • “I’m not good with people crying in front of me.. I don’t know what I should do." 
  • "Just stand by me!”
  • “I feel a lot better after crying.”
  • “If you dare to date [NAME], you’ll have to beat me first!”
  • “If you’re turning a lady down, can’t you be more considerate?”
  • “You’ll suffer a miserable defeat.”
  • “Ugh I should have gone to Russia!”
  • “Overflowing.. masculine.. sex appeal..!!”  
  • “Good luck, [NAME]!!”
  • “That was SO embarrassing.”
  • “Out of my way, pig.”
  • “Calm down!! Calm down!!”
  • “This is damn tough!”
  • “Right, I’m the king.”
  • “I’ll beat them all up!”
  • “I’m just an idiot.”
  • “What’s this? A hugging competition?”
  • “Stay away from me!!”
  • “Stop creeping me out!”
  • “It’s almost like a marriage proposal.”
  • “And here I was hoping to go skinny dipping.”
  • “[NAME], don’t use unattractive words.”
  • “Don’t call them ugly, you ugly-ass bitch!!”
  • “Any guy who wears sunglasses on his head is scum!”
  • “What’s with you, asshole?”
  • “[NAME], I’m freezing! Please draw a hot bath!”
  • “This is my first time being in Barcelona, so take me sightseeing.”
  • “I’m buying you a suit for your birthday.”
  • “I can smell [NAME]! It’s coming from over here!”
  • “Are you coming or not?”
  • “Are you going to become friends with me or not?”
  • “Let’s go grab a bite.”
  • “[NAME], you got drunk on champagne and started dancing.”
  • “That was disgusting as hell.”
  • “I was dragged into a dance-off.”
  • “This is an engagement ring.”
  • “The ring you got from that pig is garbage.”
  • “I’m standing guard to make sure the hyenas don’t touch you!!”
  • “Let’s go to the club after this.”
  • “I’ll be the head cheerleader at tonight’s public viewing!”
The past, the present... The future.  -Part 7

Summary: In SHIELD you are known for your charisma and your irrational optimism. Specially taking in count the irreversible curse HYDRA condemned you with. Because of that, Director Fury has determinate that you are the best person to take care of Bucky’s mental state.

Chapter 7: The girl with the HYDRA scar

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Y/N: Your name

Warnings: Cursing… Nothing else that I can think of.

Word count: 2,431

A/N: Yesss!! It’s four in the morning but I managed to finish this!! Well, let’s see if you like it. As always, please let me know what you think and feel free to give me any feedback you want!

Previously: Part 1, Part 6

Originally posted by widowshields


I hear a contain sob that breaks my trance. My breathing is heavy and I can feel the intensity my face showcases after the flashback. Next to me Y/N won’t meet my eyes, rubbing a hand over her face. I feel guilty, she had no reason to hear that, she did not deserve to be haunted by my experiences. But then she does something surprising and squeezes next to me, pulling the blanket around us both.

“I think it worked.” she whispers, her voice still shaky, and I realize that I’m feeling much lighter now that I don’t have to bear that weight alone. “You should sleep now” I rest my head on her shoulder and the light feeling drags me into dream land while she gently runs a hand through my hair.

Before I completely drift off, I hear her mumbling something “So Aleksei had another victim” but I’m too far off now to understand anything.

Bucky’s POV:

I wake up to an unknown smell floating next to me. Before I open my eyes, I’m already conscious and fully alert, and my hand inches slowly towards the gun on my back pocket. The metal feels oddly warm after having absorbed my body heat throughout the night, but I grip it silently and in one swift move, press it against the temple of whoever was next to me, while I open my eyes.

Fear… Panic, is my greeting. The girl seems to be paralyzed. Damn, she’s not even breathing! Her skin is sick pale and her eyes are glittering. Oh, no… It’s…

“Y/N! I’m so sorry! I didn’t recognize you and you scared me! Fuck… I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you” I don’t know what to do with my body. I’m about to put the gun away, but the movement feels too relaxed; but I can’t keep pointing it at her either! I leave it on the table and raise my hands to prove that i’m not a threat, but Y/N seems to have entered the same trance she entered in the training room when I helped her with her boxing. Tears are about to escape her eyes and she hasn’t breathed for a solid minute. She backs away slowly through the sofa, until her back is pressed against the armrest. Fuck, how can I have messed up so badly? “Please, say something”

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Why I don't think this ship is wrong

I’m not interesed in fighting with antis, or trying to change other people’s opinion forcefully. However It may be usefull if I collect some things I and others have said

TL;DR: This ship *can* be handled so badly that it makes our beloved conman into a pedophile, but I think the grand mayority of the people being bullied on this site don’t even ship it like that. Don’t put everyone on the same bag. People don’t deserve to be bullied for what they like in fiction and there are clear differences between reality and fiction.

I don’t think this ship is pedophilia simply because I dont ship it that way. Pedophilia implies fetichistic sexual atraction to kids under 13, and a horrible abusive element of “I don’t care about you, I just wanna fuck u cuz ur young”. Now, if you see this pairing as reigen sexualy taking advantage of a very young mob or simply not really caring about his well being and preying on him, that would count (and also be horribly ooc and a sad way of doing it).

However if, by example, you ship them romantically as having mutual care for each other and mob in full understanding and control of the situation, even if the relationship gets sexual while mob’s still 14, I wouldn’t call it pedo. Questionable or innapropiate? Yes. But not pedophilia. And then you have many, many, other scenarios that get really away from all that.

An important distinction should be mentioned here: While I’m ok with a romantic relationship between this two characters despite their age gaps, If I saw a similar age gap in real life and the younger party is still a minor, I would probably call the cops. For me that is the difference between fiction and real life for this issue. Minors in real life should be discouraged from dating people much older because they could easily be taken advantage of. However in fiction, you have control over these characters and you can make sure their relationship is healthy, especially if you keep them in character as much as you can.

You can have them being romantically involved but not turning sexual until mob is older. You can have them being platonic for a long time before they develop romantic feelings. You can have mob being assertive. You can have reigen feeling conflicted. You can adress the age gap issue. You can have it not mattering at all and them just slowly getting closer witouth noticing. You can have them being only platonic, in a very strong friendship.

There is many many ways to make this ship beautifull and I don’t think it’s just to put everyone on the same bag as the worst content and condem them all using a really severe accusation of condoning child abuse or being abusers themselves.

It’s just not alright to make call out blogs and tag whoever ships it, regardless of how they ship it, as “pedophiles”. I remember one of these some months ago tagging a user who only had like two barely shippy posts with grown up Mob as “condones pedophilia”. Neither is ok to send mean messages to users with death threats or fill their asks with insults. Or flood the main tag with complains about which, I have to be honest and say that to have so much nsfw noncon underage content popping on your dash as some people complain, at least on this site you literally would need to follow the 2-3 blogs with such content and have them on notifications. I know what Im talking about, I check the main ship tag nearly daily, follow most shippers and have stumbled onto that only like twice on my dash.

Continuing with the list of shit people have been puting on with, it’s even less fair to ramp up the generalizations and make really rude comics portraying all the shippers as disgusting creatures. Or say you get disgusted if a shipper reblogs your content, even if they respected your tagging preferences and/or the content has nothing to do with the ship at all. Or to claim “x has great art but they ship reimob, nevermind, their art is trash”. What’s the necessity of doing all that? I frankly doubt people who do that have the best interests of minors at heart. At best I have seen questionable beliefs about content on a site as tumblr being influencial enough such that a fanart with less than 50 notes of a niche fandom can “normalize pedophilia” in american society (because you know, we are all americans and america is the world). At worst it just seems to be used as excuse for harassment.

Speaking of that, regarding the users who make really wrong content: While I won’t defend that, I feel another distinction should be made. Do I think certain content is gross? Yes. Some of that content nearly made me throw up? Yes. Do I think the autor of that content is gross/deserves to die/etc? No. Do I harass them? No. Some of them have turned out to be csa survivors. I try to abide to the notion that nobody should be bullied for their likings in fictional settings, even if I don’t like it. What I do to deal with that is simply not follow the blogs with such content and so far it works.

As I said, I’m not interesed in discussing with antis, I just wanted to put some things together. Maybe it will help confused bystanders understand the shippers aren’t defending pedophilia. We are just defending a ship we like and love. Let’s try to respect each other.

Overwatch Chatroom: You’re The Bomb

Got a request out! It was for general junkrat x reader, so I just went with what a lil conversation might look like if junkrat had to leave for a mission. Anyways, for my first chatfic and x reader I think I did pretty solid! Expect maybe a few more as the week drags on… we’ll see how it plays out (and maybe a self indulgent fic with symmetra lol)

-Mod Bigfoot


Y/n started a private chat room.

RatJunk logged in.

RatJunk: wassup ??

Y/n: I wanted to know how your mission was going :)

RatJunk: oh ! its fine… tough without you here though …

Y/n: aww! how sweet, jamie

Y/n: you know I would have gone too if I could’ve

RatJunk: yea doesnt mean i miss ya any less

RatJunk: so howve you been ?

Y/n: its been fine here, not much has happened… keeps beating me at video games lol and I’ve been training with 76

RatJunk: and hows that ?

Y/n: I knocked him on his butt today

Y/n: you should have seen the look on his face lol

RatJunk: thats my lov !! doing the good work of annoying gramps while im gone ;)

Y/n: someone had to!

Y/n: it’s quiet when you’re not around…

RatJunk: maybe i should stick around next time then

Y/n: then who would they get? you’re the best pyrotechnic specialist we have

Y/n: in other words… you’re the bomb ;)

RatJunk: rlly ? you flatter me lov <3

RatJunk: even though that joke was trash…

Y/n: you could also say it was junk ;))

RatJunk logged out.


‘Oh, c'mon Y/N it’ll be fun!’ Y/F/N yelled out as she was trying to convince me to go to a stupid birthday party.
'You know it won’t, after all it is her party’ she knew exactly who I meant by that,  
'She is Harry’s girlfriend and you have to give her a chance, I know how you feel about him but still. Go get dressed, we won’t stay long, I promise. Just a few drinks.’

I got up from my bed and looked in my closet. I decided to wear a sexy black dress and red high heels. Y/F/N helped me do my make up and we headed to the party. On the way there I was thinking about Harry, he seems to be the only thing I think about these past few months. I like him a lot, but obviously he does not feel the same considering he has a girlfriend he has been dating for three months. She’s not really using him, but she is annoying as hell.
As soon as we got to the party I looked for booze and poured myself whiskey and went to look around to find someone familiar. I found Ed Sheeran standing next to the staircase by himself.  

'Can I join you? I lost Y/F/N and you seem to be the only one I know here’  
'Oh, thank god, finally someone who’s cool, please do.’
'Haha, nice. How have you been? Haven’t seen you for a while.’
'Oh, busy but not anymore. We should defiantly go grab a coffee soon to catch up’

I felt someone’s hand on my arm and saw Harry smiling.  

'How is it that every time I see you you’re more and more beautiful?’ He asked with his cheeky smile.
'I don’t know, you tell me.’ I said as we hugged and then he said hi to Ed

The night went on and so did my drinking, to the point I couldn’t walk a straight line anymore but that didn’t stop me really. The only downer was the constant peeing. I always pee a lot when I drink. Once again I made my way to the bathroom on the second floor that was off limits to most people.  
I really didn’t feel like going down right away because I would have to come up again in few minutes so I went into Harry’s room and laid on his bed for a while. It seems that that a while was longer than I thought because Harry came up the stairs.

'Here you are, thought something happened to you.’ He said  
'Oh, I just didn’t feel like going down right away.’  
'Are you okay?’  

He said laying down next to me and I just nodded my head. His arm was touching mine. And through al that smoke he still smelled like he always does.  
We started talking about everything that came to our mind. The topics got deeper and more meaningful by the minute. He turned around to face me and went quiet. I was thinking about what we said last and then turned to him.

'Before, I really meant what I said’ he said
'What exactly?’
'That you are beautiful’  
'Thank you’ I said with almost a whisper  

We looked each other for a second and his face was getting closer to mine. I could feel his breath on my skin and soon enough I felt his lips on mine. I didn’t register what was going on right away and by the time I did he was already on top of me. I didn’t care about the fact that he was taken. I didn’t care about the fact that there was a party going on. I didn’t care that anyone could walk in on us. And neither did Harry.

As I laid naked in his bed I started thinking about what had happened and what we had done. Even though it was unbelievably good I felt guilty and ashamed. I got out of bed and got dressed. Harry had already fallen asleep so at least this wasn’t awkward.  

I looked for Y/F/N and instead of her I bumped into her, his girl.  

'Have you seen Harry? He’s seemed to disappear somewhere’
'Nope, I got sick from all the booze so I spent most of my evening in the bathroom, sorry.’

I spotted Y/F/N and ran to her grabbed her by the hand and pulled her out.  

'I need you to tell me that I’m an awful person!’
'Okay… Y/N, you are an awful person..’
'Thank you’
'And why am I calling you that?’
'I…um, I slept with Harry’
'No way?!OMG, let’s go home so you can tell me everything’

When we got home I told her everything and then we went to bed. It helped a bit the fact that she didn’t actually think that I was an awful person.  I needed to talk to Harry tomorrow.  

Next day as soon as I woke up I got ready and wanted to leave the apartment but I saw Y/F/N and Harry sitting on the couch. Y/F/N got up and left.

'We need to talk about yesterday’
'I agree, I understand if you don’t want to see me ever again and that shouldn’t have happened. I mean, you are in a relationship and this was a terrible thing to do and I don’t think it should ever happen again. It was a mistake.’
'Well, that’s one way to look at it…’
'What’s the other?’
'That it wasn’t a mistake. I like you a lot, and I want a real shot of happiness. With you.’
'What does that mean Harry?’  
'I broke up with Cindy, told her what happened and just broke it off… I have liked you for a while now’
'You  do?’  
'Yes.. So, would you like to give us a try?
'I would love to.’

anonymous asked:

can you do a sadist tyler x reader drabble

i started on a super dark blurry + reader fic which is sorta like sadist tyler but i can do this one for now:


“you’re always so composed, you know that? you’d look so pretty tied up underneath me, crying and begging” tyler confessed to you one day. you were both having a lazy sunday in bed, and he was spooning you while you were watching a netflix horror movie marathon. 

“begging you for what, hmm? and why would i be crying?” you ask, indulging him. you feel like you should be surprised, but in reality, you’re far from it. you’ve seen a certain glint in his eyes when you cut your finger chopping veggies. he cleaned your wound and wrapped it in bandage, but you could see the slightest hint of a smirk when you hissed at the sting. you also had a hunch for why horror was tyler’s favorite kind of movie. he enjoyed watching you squirm at particularly gory scenes, and jump at the jump scares. you noticed that you get super horny around your period, and a way to get his attention is to complain about your cramps. he’d ask questions about how bad it hurt, and it always ended in the most intense make-out and fuck-session. there had to be a reason for all this. 

what you were surprised about was the level of arousal at his answers to your questions. 

“you’d be begging for my cock, and for me to let you cum. but i wouldn’t let you. not unless you…” tyler stopped and you let out a sigh you’d been holding, swallowing hard. 

“unless i what, tyler?” you asked, feeling him hardening against your ass. he kept quiet, breathing heavy. 

“not unless you let me try something if i promise you’ll have a safe word” tyler said, wrapping his arm around your front and sliding his hand into your panties, sliding his fingers into your wetness. 

“and judging from how wet you are, i think you’ll like it” tyler said, tone darker and giving you a head rush. he continued fingering you and he rocked his hips against your ass. you were hooked. 

an hour later, tyler had you exactly where he wanted you. the safe word was “melon” and you surprisingly hadn’t thought about using it. not because what tyler was doing was too soft, but because you’d never felt more at the complete mercy to him. you were intoxicated by this side of him, and this side of yourself you didn’t know existed. 

“please fuck me ty-i mean sir, please?” you beg, legs squirming as tyler slid his fingers up and down your inner thigh, teasing you. he had no emotion on his face as his fingers drew closer to your flushed, dripping pussy from his earlier ministrations that he didn’t finish. he had no intention of touching you, just studying your face and twitching body spasms. your ankles were tied to each end of the bed post, legs spread wide. your arms were tied above your head as well, which you’ve tested multiple times to free them to no avail. tyler laughed at your attempts. 

“you wouldn’t escape if you tried, look at you. nothing but a little whore for me to use. if you really wanted me to stop, you’d use the safe word, right?” tyler asked. you whimpered in response, bucking your hips up. 

“please” you add as his fingers lightly caress your outer lips. you squirm more, trying to get the slightest touch on your aching clit. the clamps he put on your nipples weren’t helping, making you all the more sensitive when you squirmed and your tits moved around. you’re sure you have the female version of blue balls. tyler laughs again at your attempts. 

“answer my question or i can just stop playing with you altogether” tyler said, taking his hand away and pretending to look disinterested. 

“okay, you’re right. i would’ve used the safe word” you said, confirming his thoughts. a mischievous grin spread on his face and he knelt between your legs. your instinct was to close them, forgetting they were tied, because you knew this meant another bout of pussy-play, slapping, and orgasm denial. your pussy couldn’t handle anymore abuse, already red and dripping with arousal. you haven’t even been penetrated yet. 

“fuck, look at you. my own little…mmm.” tyler said, staring you up and down. you laid there, panting and bracing yourself for whatever lust-filled thing he had in mind. he bent forward and started eating you out, and your head spun with excitement at the direct stimulation. your legs jerked, desperately wanting to squeeze your thighs together and hold his head there. your arms jerked, wanting to comb your fingers through his fluffy dark hair and press his head down harder. you bucked your hips up, frustrated with his light, slow flicks of his tongue to your clit. it was enough to keep you on edge, but not get you to where you needed. he pulled away, smirking at your disheveled, desperate look. 

“pleeeeeeease sir, please let me cummm” you begged harder than you ever had, actually sobbing. you were shocked at how far you let this go. it made completely no sense why you hadn’t said the damn word. but you knew if you did, it would be over, and tyler was loving this too much. you were loving this too much. 

“so pretty, baby. so pretty for me, shhh” tyler soothed, straddling you so he could wipe your tears. he was still fully clothed and you hissed at the fabric of his shirt rubbing against your clamped nipple. your eyes closed from the praise, and when you opened them, you were staring into those dark, cold eyes. he kissed your lips and you invited his tongue in your mouth, kissing him back. it was wet, sloppy, and passionate. he moved back to kneeling between your legs and unzipped his pants, pulling out his rock hard cock that you’ve been craving. your pussy contracted at the sight and you were practically drooling. 

“i think you deserve to cum now” tyler said, leaning over your body and guiding himself to your entrance. you gasped as he entered your slick heat and at how sudden you were full. your hands grasped at nothing, desperate to wrap yourself around him and get him deeper. but he did it for you, angling his hips and crashing them into you at a hard, steady pace. you were so overwhelmed with joy at finally getting what your body craved, you came uncharacteristically fast and hard, your face contorting and head tilting back as you squeezed around his cock. only then did his hips falter, slamming into you a few more jerky times before cumming inside you. 

he rode out his orgasm, softly rocking into you until he softened and you relaxed around his cock. he pulled out, gently kissing your forehead, cheeks, and lips before removing the nipple clamps and untying your limbs. he held you for awhile, then you both took a bath and changed the stained sheets. replaying the events in your mind, you felt this was a side of tyler you could get used to. 

Selfish II

Selfish II
[Selfishness was often followed by consequences │ Suga]

Part I

Namjoon grinned as he told you about his newest project. You knew first hand how hard he was working. He’d find himself hauled inside of the cafe more often than not, in an attempt to write songs. Now that the album was in production he felt a huge weight lifted.

“That’s awesome. Maybe you two can finally get some sleep.” you smiled, setting their drinks beside them. “Namjoon here’s your Americano and Yoongi here’s your macchiato, 3 shots of espresso and a splash of milk”

Namjoon leaned on his hand looking at the two of you. You never asked for his order, but you rarely did. He came pretty often, but you didn’t ask for Yoongi’s either. And he had no idea how you knew his Hyung’s very specific coffee order. “Have you ever been here before Hyung? ”

Yoongi sputtered his drink a bit as his eyes met with yours. “Um…I..” he cleared his throat. “I’ve been here a few times. Why?”

He smiled “I was just wondering how she knew your coffee order.” Looking to you his smile widened. “You must have a really good memory.”

“I do my best” you scratched the back of your head. “So what do I owe this visit?

Yoongi sighed, taking a sip of his coffee. He actively avoided eye contact, but occasionally his gaze would meet your and he just got so uncomfortable. Why? Why the hell did it have to be you? Out of all the people in the world that he could have slept with it was the one person that was off limits. But it wasn’t like it meant anything… It was a one-time thing. There should be nothing to stop Namjoon from dating you. And he was happy for him…Wasn’t he?

He hated that he knew he wasn’t.

He hated that you were still able to smile so happily.

What was wrong with him?

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The Inuyasha Hunger Games

Because why not?

Let the games begin.

Somehow, the idea of Kouga taking alcohol doesn’t surprise me. And Inuyasha just grabs a shovel…because…yeah. That’s smart. Also, who knew it would be so easy to kill Naraku? Way to go Bankotsu! Takin’ one for the team!

…And Jaken, you poor, poor imp.

I admit. I may have laughed a bit harder from Jaken begging for death than I should have. Honestly, this is kind of scarily accurate, while still being OOC enough to be hilarious.

And geez…Inuyasha, you and mom number two having a chit chat? Got something you’d like to share with the class?

Also a cannon shot announcing Naraku was dead, but we knew that. 

Well. Bye Kouga. :’D *sheds tear* 

…And Jakotsu. 

Lol, Jaken I swear to all things holy, you are going to be my downfall in this. Everything you do is making me laugh. 

“In the forest, in the trees…in the mountains, in the breeze… Lord Sesshomaru, where are you?” - Jaken 2017 while picking flowers.

Also, somehow Kaede camouflaging herself reminds me of when Inuyasha buried her.

…I mean, I should have seen this coming. Even though Naraku’s dead, Kohaku has always seemed a bit shady.


And I mean, of course Sesshomaru would win. But why, Shippo? Why? 

And uh…good going Ginta. You do you.

…Rin, how could you? The only reason Sesshomaru died is because he couldn’t fight Rin. :c So sad. 

Better watch out though, because his mommy is about to throw down.

And I mean…I might have stabbed Myoga too if he didn’t stop trying to suck my blood. :D

So here we have the current status. Still not over Sesshomaru’s death.

“Lord Sesshomaru has fallen! Please end my miserable life!”

“No, I will not. You must continue in his stead.”


…and what better way to do that than…

…Slicing Inuyasha with Bakusaiga? :D

And I mean, we knew it was going to happen. Sesshomaru’s parents had an arranged marriage.

I find it ironic that Kaede has trouble starting a fire after setting Rin on fire.

I don’t miss them. :D


I don’t know whether to be sad or relieved that Jaken is dead, because I was about to go into shock if he won. In the end…his biggest weakness was being cold-blooded. 

I don’t feel bad for you Kaede. I hope Rin haunts you.

Ah, what a lovely couple.

But all good things must come to an end. 

You know…he would probably be the one most likely to win, with Sesshomaru right behind him.

I’m just glad Jaken didn’t win…*cough*

I’m here, but if you’re just gonna keep arguing…
You’re the one who has to face your fears.
Perhaps I am better as a myth.
Is that enough? Or do you want more?
Hey, look at me.
So this is why you brought me here, huh?
The right thing according to who? You?
This isn’t about you and me at all, is it?
It will never be over.
Though, in fairness, she does talk a lot.
Keep her here.
We don’t have time.
Well, here’s to nobody dying today.
Or was I premature?
I, for one, hope I never see this filthy city again.
And afterwards, I hated everything. Even the sun.
It’s taken forever for me to feel normal again.
Why are you telling me all this?
Now, listen very carefully.
Shall I continue?
You in here?
What am I fighting here?
Show yourself to me.
Oh, no. No no no no no…
You really don’t know when to quit.
Well, he won’t be taking anyone, as he is rather indisposed.
Welcome back, sister.
I think you got him.
Can we leave this awful city now?
Well, I got something else for you.
You’d have me pay for my sins. So be it.
What is that? Your version of an apology?
You have to pull that blade out.
No, not yet. I’m almost through.
Your family will die if you don’t.
He’s right. This is between me and him.
It’s not your fight.
It didn’t turn out so well, did it?
Hey, you can do this.
Your family needs you.
You win, okay? We can’t beat you.
They were my family, too.
There is only one justice left.
It’s been too long. We should go.
They’ll be here, _______.
And while we have a moment, I wanted to say thank you.
Actually, I’m right here.
I saw something.
I felt… something.
At least now I know what we’re up against and it’s something I’ve seen before.
Promise me that.
I know this is tough for you, but you’re gonna have to trust me.
That’s what family does. We fight for each other.
Don’t you have a city to run.
Hey, don’t push me, _________.
Or is this all just another distraction?
Or we leave and we never come back.
I could kill all of you right now and tonight, I would sleep like a baby.
I am nothing like any of you.
The only reason you exist is because I’m showing you mercy.
Now go and don’t ever come back.
Remind me, if I’m ever gonna piss you off, make sure there’s not a crossbow laying around.
Still, I’m impressed.
I’m not most people.
The only thing that is on my mind is how we’re gonna celebrate.
I’m sure we’ll figure out something.
_______, you’re gonna wanna call me back.
Uh, you texted me and said you needed a ride home.
Dare I ask why you still have that?
Now I’m ready for a bourbon.
Five years… has never felt so long.
Thank you for not abandoning me.
Well, we considered it. The vote was rather close.
For what its worth, I’m sorry.
Want me to wake her for you?
No, let’s let her sleep.

Resistances and Dalliances

Chapter 10: Arcus Drift

“Let’s go over that again,” Saar said, reproachful eyes beginning to weary a little from all the questioning, but still far too full of determination to keep them sitting there till only bones remained. “What is your military strength?”

“We are not a military force,” Ryder repeated by rote. “We have the Nexus, which won’t move. We have arks. They do not have huge guns. We have the Tempest. Again, no big guns. It’s literally parked on your doorstep. There is nothing else we have that could even approach a military force strong enough to threaten the angara.”

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soy luna youtube au
  • because let’s face it this had to be done
  • so jazmín would still have fab & chic
  • delfi starts out always appearing on the channel as well but she kinda does her own thing later
  • pedro the smol cinnamon roll has a life advice channel and boi he’s good at it
  • everyone just loves him
  • he’s so nice and easy to watch
  • he never leaves you feeling discouraged
  • you just wanna get off your ass and change the world after you watch him
  • (at one point he tries a cooking channel but it takes exactly one video attempt and a burnt kitchen for him to give up)
  • nina has this book and study channel
  • and she absolutely loves it
  • it’s more on the nerdy side
  • ámbar has a vlog channel where she just posts about her life
  • it’s like watching a more glamorous version of yourself honestly
  • yam has a fashion channel and everyone just absolutely adores her
  • (and also jim and yam collab v often and the fandom goes crazy every time it happens)
  • jim has a mix of pretty much everything but mostly it’s about dancing and singing
  • (and also domestic videos of her and yam but shhh)
  • gastón’s channel would mainly be about dressing well and books
  • it’s hard to believe but it’s a combo that works
  • luna is just a smol bean trying to find her way through life (aka she’s a mess)
  • honestly most of her videos don’t even have a structure
  • she just babbles about everything that comes to her mind
  • it’s so nice and relaxing tho
  • and you always feel like seeing and old friend again
  • because she’s so open and nice
  • sometimes she uploads random vlogs
  • or skating videos when she’s feeling like it
  • matteo would have a looooot of travel vlogs and skating videos and just generally have the cool boy vibe
  • you either love him or you hate him
  • there’s no in between
  • it just doesn’t exist
  • you either get his sense of humor and love him
  • or you don’t and despise him
  • but still most people love him
  • because come on this is the internet
  • most of us are sarcastic little shits

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‘The Hating Game’ starter sentences

» Feel free to change pronouns as needed. || Mix of fluffy, angsty, NSFW, etc. «

  • ❝ Now we screech out of here like Thelma and Louise. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a corporate truth universally acknowledged that workers would rather eat rat skeletons than participate in group activities. ❞
  • ❝ Elbows are not erogenous. At least, I didn’t think they were. ❞
  • ❝ I was going to run down the middle of the street like the Terminator. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going out stalking. ❞
  • ❝ I want to juice your head like a lemon. ❞
  • ❝ One of the corporate lawyers told me in the kitchen he was, quote, ‘a fucking hardass’. ❞
  • ❝ I’m an evil mastermind! ❞
  • ❝ I love when a restaurant worker finds a body in a dumpster. ❞
  • ❝ Did you just quote Martin Luther King Jr. in relation to your car? ❞
  • ❝ Screw human civilization and all it entails. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want anything that means I can’t have you. There’s nothing worth it. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know whether to laugh or scream. ❞
  • ❝ Take me in there, feed me pastry, and then drive me back to your pretty blue bedroom. ❞
  • ❝ Hating someone feels disturbingly similar to being in love with them. ❞
  • ❝ Let me deal with him. If he turns up dead in the river you’ll know to keep your mouth shut and provide me an alibi. ❞
  • ❝ I think my underwear is curling off me like burning paper. ❞
  • ❝ So, how was work? You clearly missed me. ❞
  • ❝ I tried abusing some of the gentle folk in payroll but they got all teary. ❞
  • ❝ Hating someone feels disturbingly similar to being in love with them. ❞
  • ❝ I always thought you’d live underground somewhere, near the earth’s core. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t completely neglect him, yet trash his choices. ❞
  • ❝ What are you imagining? Your expression is filthy. ❞
  • ❝ I’m like the mayor of a city I’ve never seen. ❞
  • ❝ I can only apologize in advance for the things I’ll do to you. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe you should have hired someone better looking than me. ❞
  • ❝ You seriously got those abs while listening to Poison and Bon Jovi. ❞
  • ❝ I hate being asked about myself. ❞