you-sexy-bitches

Friends Forever


Jenna was the biggest bitch that had ever attended North Hill high school. She had been ever since she had hit puberty before the rest of the girls. Her body had blossomed and the boys noticed.

Over the years she learned to hone her attractiveness and use it like a weapon. She had let the attention go to her head and corrupt her from a once shy innocent girl to the biggest slut in the school. Now in her senior year Jenna ruled the place. As head cheerleader she was the envy of every girl and the object of desire of every guy. She seemed to have a new boyfriend every month.

Jenna stalked the halls daily with her gang of bitches. Her beautiful blonde hair flowed over her enormous cleavage. Her bright blue uncaring eyes felt like piercing daggers to anyone who looked at them. She seemed to detest everyone but none more than poor Ana.

They had been friends once but that was before her breasts came in. When they did she had dropped her like hot garbage. It didn’t help that Ana developed late and poorly, bared filling a B cup. To distance herself from her past friendship with Ana, Jenna was malicious to her. Really Jenna had gone out of her way to be cruel to Ana. She called her names, spread lies about her and even convinced some teachers to grade her poorly. 

Ana had held out hope that one day the friend she made a blood pact with all those years ago would one day reimerge but that became impossible when one day Jenna was involved in a fatal car crash.

The whole school seemed to attend the funeral including Ana, She even went back to her house to give her condolences to the parents. Jenna’s mother thanked her and insisted she take some of Jenna’s possessions as a way to remember her.

Returning home exhausted Ana threw Jennas things aside and lay down on her bed.

“Well I guess a blood pact to stay friends forever can’t stop death” Ana said aloud to herself in her empty bedroom.

“Well that’s what you think…” said a disembodied but familiar voice.

Ana sat up in the bed to see the ghostly form of Jenna standing before her. Even in death she looked beautiful.

“Jenna?” asked Ana “is that you?”

“Well I’m sure you never have any boys or friends in here so it would have to be me” Jenna said finishing with a cruel laugh.

“But you’re dead, what are you doing here?”

“I’m here to keep that pact we made all those years ago. To be honest I don’t want to, I mean look at you, you’re human trash but that blood pact apparently is binding forever and besides it’s my ticket to life again.”

“So you can be resurrected? You can live again?”

“Not exactly” Jenna said with an evil smile “the pact we made all those years ago linked us forever. As long as you live I can never truly die. You are the only one that can see me.”

“So you’re like my guardian angel? You will help guide my life?”

Jenna let out a long cackle and started to drift slowly over to Ana “No consider me more like the new owner of your life.”

"Wait what are you doing? No! Stop! Noooooo!” Screamed Ana but it was too late, Jenna stepped into Ana’s body like like someone steps into a warm shower..

Ana tried to push her out but was finding it difficult to so. Not because it was painful but because it felt so good. Waves of pleasure seem to hit her every time she gave up resisting.

“Dont worry Ana this is a good thing. You have squandered your life up until now. You have no friends, you’re still a virgin. Let me take over. Let me turn use your body to become a sexy, powerful bitch. You can still experience everything, I will just be in the driving seat. You’re gonna love how if feels to be superior than everyone else. Don’t you want to know how all that feels?”

Ana was finding it hard to fight back. She had to admit that she had been jealous of Jenna, how she held sway over the school. Now here she was offering to make her the new Head Bitch. The thoughts of it made her wet. She could picture herself being the new head cheerleader, stalking the halls, bullying those beneath her, losers like her. The thoughts of getting fucked by a new guy every week nearly made her pass out from pleasure. She could feel Jenna’s influence already take over.

“Yessssss” Ana purred “I give in, use my body to become the head cheerleader again, use it to be fucked by the hot jocks. Make my body an evil slut just like yours was. I want to know how it feels to be a bad bitch, my body is yours.”

With that Ana’s body began to shift and change. Her once flat chest shot out to huge mounds of pleasure. Her stomach shrunk and toned. Her hips flared out giving her the perfect ass. Her hair turned from the black it once was to sleek long blonde locks. Her nails sharpened to long daggers and her complexion cleared up instantly and her eyes settled into a cold malicious stare. Their souls had become one.

The new Ana strode confidently over to Jenna’s belongings and picked out an outfit to wear. She stood triumphantly in front of the mirror taking herself in. She had chosen a short black shirt and a cleavage heavy black top. For the first time ever Ana’s body wore heels and they suited her new slender legs well. Topping it off she wore gold hoop earrings, something Jenna wore everyday.

“Mmmm you clean up well Ana. Or should I say I clean up well. In fact this new body is better than that old body of mine… after I had made some improvements of course. A new body deserves a new name, Ana doesn’t really reflect this beauty now does it.”

And so Anastasia was born. It had only taken her a few hours at school the next day to become the Queen bitch. People in school were relieved the reign of Jenna was over but they weren’t ready for the bad bitch Anastasia was.

The Signs as Songs from Season One of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Aries: Angry Mad

Taurus: I Have Friends

Gemini: You Stupid Bitch

Cancer: Sexy French Depression

Leo: I’m a Good Person

Virgo: Having a Few People Over

Libra: I Give Good Parent

Scorpio: Sex with a Stranger

Sagittarius: Heavy Boobs

Capricorn: Where’s The Bathroom?

Aquarius: Feeling Kinda Naughty

Pisces: Settle for Me

Monsta X’s reaction to finding out that you scratched them during love making

A/N: Based on my own imagination


Shownu:
When he finds out that you scratched him up good it would be because one of the members told him. He’d be a blushing mess. Would try to think about when you did it and would draw a blank because he was really into it and felt no sort of pain whatsoever. Secretly really proud of himself that he made you feel so good to the point where you marked him. Most definitely would take a picture and send it to you to tease you a little. “I’m that good huh?” He’d message you with a huge grin on his face. Would wear shirts 24/7 to hide it because he really wants to avoid the member’s teasing even though they already know. He feels that if it’s out of sight, it’s out of mind. Would definitely look forward to the occasion again and would pay extra special attention to you and your actions.

Wonho:
Really smug about the entire thing. Purposefully wears tank tops around the dorm and walks out of the room pulling his shirt over his head so that they can see. When asked about it, he’ll pretend to be all casual about it like, “Oh yeah, he/she did that to me,” but on the inside he’s like, ‘Do you see them! My babe did that! I’m that good in bed! I beat you bitches at sexy times.’ He’d smirk to himself, feeling like he’s more experienced in the area than anybody else. He feels like he’s earned the marks of a man or is more dominant among them now because of it. Guess who’s determined to keep his self entitled status?

Minhyuk:
He’d have a really uncomfortable ache on his back and would investigate immediately. Minhyuk would half smirk and half blush to himself as he really didn’t think that it got that intense. He gets a bit cocky about the scratches but is terrified if the members find out because they’d ask him about it and then there’d be teasing that he won’t be able to come back from. He’d cover up like normal but would be hesitant to let anyone lean against his back or place a hand against his back because it kinda sting and they’d get suspicious and he doesn’t want that. He gets flustered a bit when you two meet again and 10/10 would tell you about it during sexy times to embarrass you and to sort of challenge you to do worse.

Kihyun:
Surprised. Poor boy had totally underestimated his ability to please and is most definitely impressed with the outcome. He doesn’t even care that it hurts a little, okay he might ask you to file your nails down a bit but, he’s really excited about them. He too would feel like he became more manly with his ability to please to the point of marking his back, he’d be proud and would search for some way of acknowledgement. Would be the one to be like, “Damn, my back hurts. My bf/gf really did a number on me.” He’d sigh and when a member asked, he’d show it to them and they’d kinda fangirl about it together. “They did that? I mean, you caused them to do that?” “You bet your ass that I did.”

Hyungwon:
He’s so chill about it. That one dork that would wiggle his brows at himself and shoot finger guns at himself in the mirror when nobody was looking. For him to have these marks would mean that his stroke game was improving or he was doing something better to make you do this. He’d sit with himself and stare off into space to think about ways he can improve himself because his is a big boost of pride for him on the inside even though he would never show it. When the time comes around again for sexy time best believe that he’s found more interesting things to do after his self reflection and would be going home with some more scratches than he’d come with.

Jooheon: 
A little whiny at first because when he moves around it kinda stings. Isn’t really too concerned with the members finding out because of the clothes he wears. The type to not really think much about it until someone mentions it, that is, they happen to glance at it and ask about it. If it were Changkyun asking him, he’d be like, “You’re too young and inexperienced to know about these things.” He’d say and pat his head playfully, however, it were one of the older members, he’d puff his chest out and regard himself just as experienced or even more experienced than them even though he’s younger. Would complain to you about it, but it boosts his ego if you do it to him again.

I.M:
Oh this one would show off.  Because he’s the baby, he knows that they don’t think much of him when it comes that particular topic. From the second he found out, he’d run to his nearest hyung and boast about it. “Hyung, hyung look!” He’d exclaim and lift his shirt to expose his scratch marks. “These mean I did them good right hyung?” He’d ask, wanting them to admit it themselves. He’d want them to know that their maknae got mad skills when it came to doing the frickle frackle. Would smirk at them when they came asking about it because his nearest hyung happened to be Minhyuk and he told Kihyun and then then everyone came running. Would probably try to smack wonho when he asked him if he took something sharp and did this to himself because he doesn’t believe him. Pretends like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about when the members called asking about your sex life.


Masterlist

First of all..

YES REY FUCK IT THE FUCK UP YOU BAD ASS SLAY MY EXISTENCE WITH YOUR COMPLETE BAD ASSERY!!! And also is anyone else getting like qui gon jinn vibes from here… like is it just me??? But holy fuck she looks like she’s here to kick ass!!!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

And kylo ren…… HE LOOKS LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING FUCKING ARMOR LIKE WTF YOU SEXY BITCH!!! HES LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE AND I LOVE IT ❤️❤️😍

HEY🍀🍀you sexy lil leprechaun🍀🍀lookin bitches🎩💋🍀 we are 💦CUMing up on SAINT🙏🏼 PatDICK’s day, but I see a sinner in you🍆🍑💦 at the end of that rainbow🌈 is a big pot of COCK😏🍌😏And someone is getting lucky tonight🍆🍀🤞🏼✨go out and catch that lepreCOCK 👅👅 but not that STD🙅🏼❌You sluts better be getting those gold coins💰💰 and CUMMIES💦 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 🍀15🍀other lucky hoe-hoes who need to get rammed👊🏼 with a lepreCOCK🎩🍀this st. Patpeen’s day🌈🍆if you don’t resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you’ll get no gold, beer, or ANY of DADDYS💦CUMMIES😔❌😤 Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a green, peen-pinching queen👌🏼👑 Get 🔟 back and you’ll get a fat POT🍆OF 🍆COCK🌈🍆💦 Have a wet and happy st. patDICKs day everyone🍀🎩🌈

Lingerie is a girl’s best friend

We don’t have VS in England, we have Ann Summers, and it confused me bc Ann summers sells stuff like sex toys and lubes as well as the stuff VS sells, so I had a great idea and then had to simplify it because itS AMERICA. I don’t know why I’m telling you all this tbh.

edit: apparently we do have VS but only really in london, which doesn’t really count in my opinion <.< 

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If there is any life in me, I let it out, as a lone canon, as a six am burst, last of the dew, a husk for some fire (too many Atheists books), too many tired nihilists, I make fun of you to revive you, stare at myself in the mirror and see every bad day, wonder if I taste like tequila to revolving devils, seduce my anxiety (you sexy flaky bitch), seek hypertrophy, refrain from killing stupid people and face the bad karma foe the refraining, salvage my golden self and remind him hunting a vibe is a thing you can’t discuss but if they cum while reading you, then fuck baby.
—  King Stimie

One and Done

Partner: “Damn bro she got a fat ass, I’m on that shit”


Me: “Yea she is sluggin, bet you don’t get her”


They say women love a man in uniform, but just not any uniform. There’s a particular uniform that women love. I’m not gonna say which one I’m just gonna let you figure it out by yourself. My partner spotted her first and called her over:


“How was it in there” he shouted to her.

Her: “It was ok, I guess.” she said as she and a girlfriend walked toward where we were parked.


You could tell from the front, that her ass was huge and her friend wasn’t bad either.


Partner: “Oh ok, it look liked y'all had a good time.”


Friend: “Yes we did but we tired now. About to go home and lay it down.”


As her friend took over the conversation with my partner, she glances in my direction. She stared at me as if she were a little girl in trouble. I waved her over to my side.


Me: “My name is Mike, and you are?”


Her: “My name is Diamond”


That was hardly the first time I caught her looking at me like I was a snack. Clearly letting me know that she was interested. It may not have been my partner’s first choice but he’ll just have to settle for the friend on this one. They stayed and talked to us long after the lounge had emptied and dispersed.


Diamond: “Oh my god I didn’t know it was this late. We have to go. Put my number in your phone and maybe we can continue this another day.”


I look down at my watch, it’s 4:26am. We watch them walk across the street to the car. Her ass was phat as fuck. Just how I like it. My partner shared with me his disappointment that he didn’t get her. “I was gonna have fun with that” as he shook his head.


The following week I finally had the opportunity to sneak out the house for a lil while. She agreed to meet me at a hole in the wall bar for drinks. A small but nice place to go where she wouldn’t be disgusted but where I knew I could stay low key and not run into anyone that knew me. We had been talking for less than 20 minutes when she gave me a look. That look was obvious. Whatever ran through her mind, was expressed on her face. It was very seductive yet raunchy. She picked up her drink and bowed her head a bit to suck from the straw, all the while her eyes never lost contact with mine. Her lips pursed around the straw as she sucked, then a slight wink of the eye. “She just thought about something freaky” I thought to myself. We sat at a booth and typically I sit across from the person I’m with. She insisted that I sat next to her so I got up and walked over to her side. I watched her eyes as she sized me up. She couldn’t stop herself from looking slightly below my belt line. “Eyes up” I said jokingly. She tried to deny that she was staring at my print, not that there was one that she could actually see through my jeans.


As I position myself next to her in the booth, she grabs my hand and places it on her thigh. She motions my hand back and forth across her smooth skin, causing her skirt to rise. By this time, I had enough drinks to get a buzz and she definitely was feeling herself and having a good time. She asks: “can I tell you a secret?”


Me: “sure go right ahead”


She leans over to her left and whispers in my ear, simultaneously moving my hand higher on her thigh. “I’m not wearing any panties” she stated, as she places my hand on her vagina lips.


If I could imagine the look on my face, it would’ve been one of the most devilish grins you’d ever see. Slowly I insert my middle finger into her, followed by my index. In and out I go trying not to bring too much attention to what’s happening under the table. I feel her body becoming more tense as she clinches my hand tightly. She takes a deep breath and a sigh of relief exited her breath. My hand was covered in her juices as I removed it from her pussy, licking my fingers clean of her flavor. She says: “that’s only the beginning, lets go to my place.”


She had taken an uber there, so she hops in the passenger side. I put her address in the gps. It was about a 15 min drive. As I start my way to her place, she reaches over and grabs my meat in one hand, stroking it slowly while she took her other hand and rubbed her kitty. That shit had me like a steel pole. I was highly stimulated by her seductiveness. She then kneels in the seat and leans in wrapping her succulent lips around my swolleness. Up and down she goes with her tongue caressing every inch of me. Slowly she comes up and twirls her tongue around the tip then down again until all of me is down her throat. Faster and faster she goes as she moans and hums. “I’m cumming” I said deeply. She goes even faster and humming “mmmhmmm” as I erupt in her mouth. Her motions become slower as she raises up making a loud sucking pop with her lips as if my dick was a lollipop.


We make it to her apartment shortly after. I watch her walk up the stairs, following close behind and thinking about much I’m going to enjoy what’s about to go down. She guides me to her bedroom where I’d wait while she slipped on something more comfortable. I start to undress down to my CK boxer briefs. She appears from her bathroom wearing a read sheer transparent robe, her nipples piercing through with high cut lace boy shorts covering the real goodies. She walks towards me slowly allowing the robe to slide down her shoulders and back, eventually hitting the floor. She places her hands on my shoulders, bringing me close to her as my face lay in her bust. I immediately grab her ass and begin kissing her breast softly as I rub my fingers around her nipples.


“Do you have any body oils?” I ask.


She points to her dresser where she had a ton of bottles stacked. I make my way to the dresser where I selected a coconut oil as she lay face down in the bed awaiting my touch. I start to slide her panties off as she arches her back and lifts her ass in the air. Her pussy looking so delicious, I gave her a single kiss and continue with kisses all over her ass making my way to the small of her back and up her spine. I slowly add the oil to her back, small drops at a time. I start massaging her neck and shoulders in smooth circular motions working down her back finally reaching her ass. I palm and squeeze her ass cheeks aggressively as her moans become louder from enjoyment. She began to spread her legs wider the more I massaged her ass and thighs. I can see her pussy becoming wet as her lips spread apart. I wanted to slide right into her at that moment but I want to have her begging for the D.


She turns over onto her back as again I get her body nicely oiled up, caressing her from her head to her beautiful toes. As I’m massaging her feet, she motions me with her finger to come to her. She placed her feet on the bed with her knees bent and legs spread. I creep between her legs kissing her inner thighs leading up to her pussy lips. I begin to French kiss gently while allowing my hands to slide upward along the contours of her body to where I caress her nipples while driving her pussy crazy with my tongue. Sucking, twirling, licking, kissing, I devoured her as she grabs my head in anticipation of climaxing. As I feel her body running, my rhythm became faster and faster on her clit until her back arched. She yells “fuuuuuuuuck!!!” Her body trembling vigorously eventually returning to a relaxed position on the bed.


As I go in for the kill, she places her hands on my chest stopping my advance. “I want to ride that dick till you cum” she said. She pushes me as I lay back on the bed. She crawls on top of me straddling me in reverse. She leans over placing her chest against the bed in between my legs. Face down ass up. She grabs my dick and teases her pussy with it, rubbing my tip against her clit. She finally splits her pussy open with my dick, exposing her pretty pink inside. Those initial moans in sync with each other. Low pitch and high pitch in harmony as she grinds and moves back and forth. She felt so good wrapped around me. Her creams slowly sliding down me as I go in and out of her softness. I could tell that she was getting more into it as time went by. She switched from front to back to side and back again, seemingly showing no signs of fatigue. She finally propped herself into a squatting position. My goodness, that position was so fucking sexy. Her arms above her head grabbing at her hair, exposing her curvature as I watch her DD titties bounce. Her moans, her smell, her feel. “Ride my dick you sexy bitch!” I said, talking shit. This must have sent waves through her because she went crazy “this is my dick” she repeated several times as she increased her speed and force. Loud smacks echoed in the room as she continued to drop her ass on me. Her ass smacking against my thighs. (Smack smack smack smack). “Damn girl, I’m about to cum.” She quickly hopped off. “Gimme that dick.” She said, grabbing my dick, beginning to suck it no hands. My body tensed in preparation of exploding in her mouth. “Ooooh shit ooooh shit” in a moaning tone. She must’ve loved swallowing me. I loved that she loved it. I think we both got what we wanted out the deal. I would have loved to hit again but I never did.

therock🤙🏾 Congrats team!
Grateful for our first EMMY nomination for #Ballers.
Very proud of our hard working crew.
Now, to clarify this nod is for Outstanding Cinematography. And I remember like it was yesterday when I pulled Rodney Taylor, our Director of Photography aside and said, “Rodney here’s how you should set up this shot and here’s the complicated yet cool lightning you should bring in”. He said, “Holy shit DJ, that’s a brilliant idea you sexy son of a bitch - thank you.” Then I said, “You’re welcome” and started singing it like I did in Moana.
And here we are.. nominated for an EMMY all because of me.
Of course I’m bullshitting, but seriously, congratulations to Rodney, his team and our crew. Luv you guys and couldn’t be happier for your recognition.
Bring home the gold!
#Ballers #Emmys2017