you-need-to-get-out-of-my-life

I’m sick and tired of all the unsupportive people in my life, always saying things like “Don’t do that” and “that’s impossible” and “You’re bleeding too much to make that jump”.

Stop invalidating me with all your “You need stitches” and “Are those bone fragments sticking out of your arm?”


Take your “I’m calling an ambulance” and “I think you have a concussion” and get out.

Bojack Horseman’s one ‘fuck’ a season rule

“You know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me. Sure. But you? I don’t care about the job! I did fine. I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. Now, get the fuck out of my house.”
- Herb Kazzaz, Season 1 Episode 8

“Don’t. Don’t you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
- Charlotte Moore, Season 2 Episode 11 

“You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay! You need to be better! You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you during your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you. All right? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
- Todd Chavez, Season 3 Episode 10

From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • Bo Burnham
  • Just For Laughs - 2011
Play

I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.

Seventeen on Law Of The Jungle
  • S.Coups:Natural leader. He'll be the one that sets out tasks for everyone and he's the one people come to if they're having problems
  • Jeonghan:He'll try but honestly he'll only try at the minimal tasks. "Oh? You need me to cut up some food? Sure!" "You want me to chop firewood? No thanks I've got something else I need to be doing." Gets everything done quickly so he ca nap. He claims the heat makes him tired.
  • Joshua:Super positive. Like, ridiculously positive. He'll be the one cheering everyone on and patting them on the back if something goes wrong
  • Jun:STAN TALENT! He's doing everything from helping Mingyu with the food to chopping the firewood after Jeonghan refused to do it. He won't stop talking, he's always asking Coups if there's anything else that needs doing and if there isn't he'll join Joshua with saying "You can do it!!!!!"
  • Hoshi:He's there for the entertainment to be honest. He'll probably start the fire and then suggest a dance battle around it. No one joins him.
  • Wonwoo:He's pretty good at most things, especially catching fish and such, but what he is the best at is spouting random facts about their surroundings. "Hey Mingyu, be careful because if you don't cut out the stomach of that fish properly it could poison you and kill you." "Well I guess we're not eating this any more"
  • Woozi:Co-leader with S.Coups, he is in charge of making sure everyone is doing what they're supposed to. Seungkwan probably volunteers him to climb a tree for fruits because 'He's the lightest but the strongest." Gets everyone to sing around the campfire much to Hoshi's dismay.
  • DK:Actually relatively good at everything. He and Seungkwan split up whilst looking for food and that's how they lost Seungkwan the first time. The only reason he didn't get lost was because he is SO LOUD!!
  • Mingyu:Amazing at everything. He isn't dubbed 'Ming-Housewife' for no reason. He's in charge of cooking mostly and it tastes heavenly. One time he sneezed into his hands but there was no water nearby to clean them so he carried on prepping the food because no one saw. And he was right, nobody saw, unless you count the camera that was pointing directly at him the entire time.
  • The8:The only one capable of controlling everyone. One glare and they're doing what they're supposed to be doing. The only person it doen't work on is Jeonghan but he's generally trying to get what he's meant to be doing done asap so he can go take a nap on Jun's hammock which is just in front of him. Minghao is super strong so he helps with wood chopping because he's so accurate
  • Seungkwan:He arrives in a super awesome way and everyone thinks he will be amazing at everything. He's the first to get lost in the jungle. Woozi has to go find him several times.
  • Vernon:A tryhard. He'll try and be helpful but he'll end up ruining whatever is going on. He's the one who gets the majority of Joshua's back pats.
  • Dino:He doesn't even need anyone else he could do this show by himself and survive better than he is now with the 13 of them. He's quiet but gets the job done. "Hey Dino, why aren't you doing anything?" "Hyung I've done everything I'm supposed to; I've washed the dishes, caught some fish and I've cleaned everyone's clothes." It's only 2pm.
Bleach Fandoms.

Okay, look I don’t give a flip of what fandom you are, if you have never done this, or been apart of supporting your fandom. But there is a point where an opinion goes from just saying what you feel and what you think, to being down right mean and hurtful.

Bullying is not okay. Going and personally attacking a Tumblr user because of something said. That is immature and low. You being on the internet does not give you a shield from being a complete asshole. There are real life people behind these usernames. And sending it out in public, instead of handling it properly in private is wrongful.

Seriously, I get the whole, “I have the right to say what I want.”, “It’s my opinion and they are the ones who went and commented on this.”, “Well they need to refrain themselves from always commenting on the ship.”. You get my point. People have opposing ideas. But to call them a series of bad names or death threats is crossing the line.

This message should just be just a PSA to everyone, but I only follow bleach Fandoms on this account. So this was not a post to signally point out the bleach fandom. This happened in Naruto™ as well. But I won’t tolerate when people are personally being subjugated to harsh comments. Because you never know how people on the receiving end may take those comments. You don’t know what is going on in their life. And you don’t know them. So stop attacking each other and accept that being in a freaking fandom there are going to be heated debates, different arguments and people who might rain on your parade. Just let each other be, step away from the Internet before making that mean comment and don’t let it dwindle your life. Be happy, and keep on shipping.

anonymous asked:

Hellos. ❀ Three months ago I was a dreamer with flowers in my hair, happily living my life. Two months ago my step father raped me in my own bedroom. Two weeks after when I gained confidence to tell my Mother she completely shot me down. She told me that it wasn't his fault he couldn't control his sexual temptations and that I was lucky I was even considered to satisfy him. And when I told even my closest friends they told everyone I wasn't a virgin and I am tormented school. Please Murder Me. ☪

oh my god .. that’s horrible .. you need to tell someone and get out of that house . that is not right in any way shape or form . it’s not your fault and you should have never had to go through that . I’m so sorry . I’m here for you .

anonymous asked:

I'm really happy that you are able to travel places and take such amazing picture and I really hope you are able to see what the rest of the world has to offer if it's traveling to other amazing places and taking more amazing pictures I really hope you get the best out of life

Thanks so much. I need absolutely awesome folks like you in my life. Have a wonderful Sunday :)

Currently awaiting J to come save me from boredom and take me out for the day. I have no idea what we’re going to do but it doesn’t matter because we always make the most of our time together. It’s valued.
I know you guys are probably getting sick of how much I talk about J but idc I need to let it out somewhere. He’s such a babe ugh nothing and no one will ever compare to him. I’m so in love it hurts. I don’t know what he did to make me completely change my mind about being with him and how I felt about him but he did something right. I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.
I actually have goals and aspirations since being with him. I want to get sober. I want to move forward in my life. I want to get a place with him. I want to get a cat with him. I just want to live my life with him in it because he helps me see things in a different light. He helps me stay positive and not let my mental health and, mostly, my depression get the best of me.
I can’t imagine being with anyone but him tbh and I’m terrified that eventually he will see through me and find out I’m not as fantastic of a person and he may have thought I was or that I’m so broken and have so much baggage that it’s hard to deal with me. He may find that I’m too clingy, or that i hold on too tight, but I hold on to what I care about and I don’t let go.

Idle chit-chat in the little town of New Bark

I’m staring at you staring into the Professor’s lab staring at his Pokemon. What else?

Really friendly person. Moving on. 

ALL HAIL FLUFFYPAW.

Sorry, pretty lady, but this one’s mine.

Well, why can’t you? The assistant boy just said they were always busy; they obviously need more staff. 

Take on an apprenticeship! Go to school once you make the cash! It may take some years, but this is the world of Pokemon, where dreams come true. You can be a Pokemon Researcher.

I mean.

That is his job.

My suggestion is to start as a Pokemon Trainer.

They seem willing to get you out there young enough for some serious life skills to be slammed down on your small head.

anonymous asked:

Im not happy with the life im living right now. I wanna improve and work towards my dreams but i just dont know what i wanna do with my life. Im jealous of people who know exactly what they want and there are so many young people living their dreams. I just feel like i dont have that passion for something that makes me get out of bed in the morning. I wanna find that passion for something that makes my life matter to me you know

You need to wait, things sometimes take time and you’ll eventually find out why are you here. Give time to time, you’re still young and have a whole life with experiences to live.

anonymous asked:

am i in love with you? you're the first one i seek whenever i need someone to be there, someone to listen, someone to hold, someone to celebrate with. your hand in mine feels like the right-est feeling in the world and i crave every single moment where we'd get to just be in each other's presence. it feels right with you, but i can't risk this friendship. am i in love with you? i don't know. and if it means a guarantee that i'd have you in my life forever, i don't think i ever want to find out.

Go on/off anon and pretend were the person you need to talk to and get Everything off your chest

I’m so tired of this Tumblr discourse of “celebrity x said/did something problematic? they’re trash and cancelled and everyone should hate them now!”.

I get most of you here are teenagers. I get people SHOULD be called out when they do something shitty, but Jesus fucking Christ. Nobody outside of this hellsite lives in this (fake) social justice bubble everyone here has built to pretend they’re Better™ and More Enlightened™ than everyone else.

Instead of attacking people, try reaching them to explain, in a respectful and civilized manner what the problem is.

And then let go.

Very, VERY few people deserve to be demonize the way you guys go left and right.

Okay, I need to write this down or my head will explode:

Life is Strange AU where everything is the same, except Max is tall and Chloe is short. Personalities are exactly the same.

Consequences:

Frank shuffles his codenames around to dub Chloe ‘Chihuahua’.

People just kinda laugh at Chloe when she starts getting angry. Until she pulls out the gun.

Conversations between Max and Warren gain an extra level of hilarity as she towers over him, being gangly and awkward.

At some point, Max rewinds, grabs Chloe’s gun, and holds it up out of reach. “No, Chloe. You can’t be trusted with this. Stop it, you’ll never reach it.”

Many time-travel puzzles stop being a problem, because Max is tall enough to actually reach high shelves.

Thousands of Pricefield shippers find their perception of the ship subtly altered as they coo over the gay hipster tree and the tiny angry smurf.

rant post on why i LOVE chaol

ok motherfuckers

i see all you hating out there

and I’m not down

bc i really really love chaol/kale/my baby

so i just really need to share why so buckle up bitches and sit ur asses down and listen to all the magical pieces of my son that i want to love and protect

  • chaol is the most realistic character in the entire series
  • he fucks up
  • a lot
  • he constantly fucks up
  • but he realizes that he fucks up and he forgives himself and tries to be better
  • he doesn’t get stuck in an asshole rut or try and destroy his life bc sometimes he sucks
  • he moves on
  • he grows from his mistakes
  • don’t get me wrong i love aelin and dorian but mostly they either a) don’t do things wrong or b) don’t learn anything from doing something wrong
  • they just like cross their fingers and hope to do better next time
  • chaol is literally describe as like decently attractive
  • like a normal freaking human
  • which also means that celaena did not fall in love with chaol bc he’s super stunning and handsome and panty dropping
  • she fell in love with him because he is kind
  • because he cared for her, despite all of his intentions
  • he really did care for her
  • and yeah he fucked that up to
  • because he didn’t really know what to do with himself
  • i mean… if you found out ur fuck buddy/girlfriend/lover/the girl you love was potentially fighting against the one thing you care about more than the girl you love? your pride? your country? your honor?
  • like he really thought he was doing the right thing
  • so he was pretty fucked up about celaena a) maybe not actually loving him and just using him? and also b) potentially trying to KILL HIS BEST FRIEND?
  • like that’s confusing as fuck ok no one would fucking handle that well don’t put unrealistic expectations on the shoulders of characters, just like you wouldn’t on a real person 
  • but you’re being an asshole if you’re trying to say that he didn’t fucking do his damnedest to make up for fucking up 
  • he is so, so loyal
  • and maybe he was totally loyal to the wrong person, but he realized that and got the fuck out, but also its so incredible how much he is willing to do for people that he is loyal to? like he knew not telling the woman he loved that her best friend might die would hurt her
  • but he believed he was doing the right thing
  • he always always always does what he thinks is right
  • so fuck off of chaol ok 
  • he who is without sin can throw the first damn stone aight

I’ve been having -a day-. My anxiety drained the life out of me today and I was looking forward to making my DisneyBounds this evening because I needed to smile.

Parking Attendant Judy Hopps swimwear put that smile on my face.

It’s so dumb. I love it.

I hope this look made you smile or laugh. Everyone could use a smile today.

Thank you @ravenclawdragonslayor20 for your Judy Hopps beachwear request. I’m sure this isn’t what you had in mind. ^_^

Get the look!

Some notes on Pokémon Go

Because I already spent too much time with this game, and I need to get this out of my system so I stop bugging people about it. 


  1. I walked a combined three hours today. Let no one tell you gaming can’t get you fit.
  2. My feet hurt tho.
  3. There is something rather awesome about the whole concept of augmented reality, in that it infuses a little bit of magic into your everyday environment. I mean, I’m already that Ezio that goes all around Rome to find all the things. Only now those things are actually in my neighbourhood, prompting me to play ‘in real life’ and… well, the concept is pretty brilliant.
  4. People WILL look at you funny.
  5. Can you imagine being of an older generation and only barely grasping the idea of video games, and now there’s these people (not just kids, but grown ass adult people) running around catching virtual things in your street? This is one of those technologies that just breaks a certain type of mind.
  6. The absolute best thing about this game is that the database puts stuff at local landmarks. This is Amazing.
    Example: my local gym (aka the one closest to my home) is in a beguinage. WTF is a beguinage, you say? In medieval times, they were a layman alternative to a nunnery. They looks like this.

That’s a gym.

I find this highly amusing.

Not only does this say a lot about where I live (ye olde Europe), it also opens the door to all these awesome AU’s and stories. Master trainer nuns? I am so down for that.

But it gets better. I’m going to assume that things like the Eiffel Tower, Tower Bridge and the Colosseum are probably also gyms. Imagine how much that opens up the Pokemon World. Gym owners in fake centurion gear, a gym at the pyramids that specializes in Arboks, old timey colonial trainers in powdered wigs battling it out in the Mount Rushmore gym. The possibilities are huge.

‘’You know where I’ll be.’’

A/N: I keep having these ideas and I just need to write them. I actually kind of loved writing this one, it’s not my best work but I hope you like it! Prep your heart. Please note that english is not my first language so there might be grammar mistakes

Pairings: Bucky X Reader

Prompt: After being alone for so long, a special someone made it’s way into your life. You showed him understanding when he needed to go off and get some answers to his questions about his past but one day you would meet again..

Warnings: None

Word count: 2725

Bucky flipped the switch, turning on the light in his dimly lit bedroom. He slowly paced towards his bed and placed his dusty bag on the duvet. He let out a sigh before moving his hands over it to open up the zippers. He smiled to himself, happy to have his belongings from Bucharest back with him. He made a mental note to thank Steve again for taking him to go and get what he left behind. 

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A Summary of Tokyo Ghoul:re Chapter 85

-Can you feel the love tonight

-Hirako the freaking lie detector 

- I want Kaneki to adopt all dem garden babies, In da name of Arima

-Matsuri chill out I don’t need anymore Sasuke’s in my life

-Tatara I love the interior design of your last stand, bodies hanging from the window and carpeting the flooor, you have such an eye. 

-Houji you just got to…..BELIEVE IT

- Arima knew there was no give backsies in gift recieving etiquette , so he waited until he was in heaven to do so

-Next time on Tokyo Ghoul:re: Kaneki gets a hug, yeah that would be nice.