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2p!Italy as things I have said/done

(Most of this was said when I was either in a particularly nasty mood or in class)


“I am here, everybody bow to me”


“I will fucking slit you open and hang you with a noose made from your own intestines by the ceiling of your mother’s house”


*watching the assassination of the last Austro-Hungarian leader and his pregnant wife* “That’s an ideal way to polish off the royal line. Good job.”


“Evolution of the human race was a mistake”


“I have a dark sense of humor. Someone should trigger warning me.”


“I like blades more than I like most people. Either that or cats. Cats are good.”


*squints at map of America* “What the fuck”


“I  A M  S I N”


*looks at bible* “The fuck” *someone says a pun* “YOU ALL NEED JESUS”


“1/3 of Europe isn’t a tragedy, it’s called effective population control”


“I want to murder at least half the people around me. There’s no future for this generation.”


“Who needs sleep when you have coffee and murder”


*flaps hand at McDonalds* “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AMERICAN CAPITALIST BULLSHIT”


“I tried love once. It was horrible.”


“I’ve only felt the need to punt my siblings down the stairs once today, you should be proud of me”


*rage quits paint.net*


“I  W I L L  B A T H E  I N  T H E  B L O O D  O F  M Y  E N E M I E S “


“I’m not angsty, I’m just angry


*vaguely gestures at chest region* “I don’t know how to deal with emotions”


“My goal is to make at least half of this fandom miserable with feels”


*hisses at anyone who approaches the massive pile of sketchbooks at the foot of my bed*


“I can be pretty fucked up sometimes. Not in the 12-year-old ‘lol I’m so edgy I drink blood for breakfast’ sort of way. I’m a dark sadistic motherfucker and I’m pretty cool with that.”


“Blood is a really pretty shade of red in sunlight. I should probably bandage that scrape now”


“No one ever hears from the Nordic countries, what the fuck is going on up there. Are they building an empire. Have they transcended reality. What the fuck is up with them. Should I be concerned.”


“WORLD WAR ONE WAS A  M I S T A K E”

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Me after seeing the leaked video of carter and maggie