Do you have random thoughts such as why am I me? How did I get here? Why am I not this other person? Why was I raised how I was and why was I chosen to have the life I have now? Why was I born in the family I was born with? Why are some people born into famous families, some are born to work for what they want and some people are born trying to get what they want but never succeed? I am so sorry for making your brain hurt, but when you’ve been doing 14+ hours of flying for the past few days, the mind tends to over think and wonder.

So, how was  your New Year? Should I even ask about how those resolutions are coming along?

See, this is exactly what I’m talking about. In the middle of perfectly valid queries about medication and its effects, autocomplete busts out an alternative approach and innocently suggests that people look into treating open wounds by eschewing disinfectants and Band-Aids. Instead, why not jam your hound all up in that wound? Heh, that joke would be better if those words rhymed. Stupid English.

To be fair, dogs do lick their own wounds and will totally lick yours if you let them. I’m generously choosing to assume this is because they want to help, instead of surreptitiously trying to find out what your interiors taste like. But while dog saliva does have certain antibacterial properties, and some people totally let dogs lick their wounds because of this, I’d like to offer a counterpoint: Holy screaming shitnozzles, please don’t ever do that. Your dog was also just licking his crusty sack.

Sure, you might be fine. Then again, you might also get meningitis. Or acute renal failure. Or a nasty-ass infection that requires several surgical interventions. Or you might just straight-up die.

What I’m saying is: Invest in Bactine. At least that way you can be sure your first-aid kit hasn’t just spent 15 minutes gargling poop before making contact with your bloodstream.

12 Honest Answers To Questions Google Keeps Asking

mei-jestic  asked:

When did they say their first 'I love you' :3 or who said it first xD

Ayano: “Uhm… If I remember correctly, I’m the one who said it first~ Ah yes. I remember that night pretty well now… Subaru-kun had destroyed his whole room and his hand was bleeding…” { Flashback }

Ayano: *Carefully wraps Subaru’s hand in a white bandage whilst both of them sit on top of his coffin (Or whatever was left of it)* “….”

Subaru: “…Tch. I told you I don’t need any of that damn stuff. I’ll be fine, I don’t need your help… Why are you wasting your time doing this?”

Ayano: “Be-Because! You’re hurt Subaru-kun… And I want to help you… If you don’t treat it, it might get infected…” >.>

Subaru: “Stop lying! What are you actually plotting?! Trying to make a fool out of me!? Ha?!”

Ayano: “Wh..!! N-No! Why would I ever want to do that?” *Pauses wrapping the bandage and looks away from him* “I just… I just want to help you and… And because… Er…” She had to tell him… Even if he didn’t return her feelings, she had to. What better time then now?

Subaru: “Because what? Spit it out already.”

Ayano: “Because… Um… Be-Because… I-I love… I love you, Subaru-kun.” *Turns away from him completely, her cheeks glowing bright pink and her eyes tearing up* “I-It’s okay! I know what you’re going to say… I’m.. I’m sorry for being stupid. I know I’m just your prey and nothing more…. B-But I just wanted to tell you ‘cause I couldn’t keep it a secret anymore. I’m really sorry…” 

Subaru: “…! O-Oi… You… Tch… Damn it, come here.” *Pulls her to him into a hug* “D-Dont cry…”

Ayano: “I… I hate you more than ever now. Be-Because it’s your fault I feel this way..!” *Silently cries on his shoulder, the bandage she was wrapping totally abandoned*

_(┐「ε:)_♡ *Trips and spills some emotional Subano on your dash* Oops.

anonymous asked:

You might have an ear infection, i used to get them all the time. Q-Q they suck. They usually go away in a couple of days if you put cotton balls in your ears. Just rip them so they fit.

Oh i got one like months ago, it didn’t go away 


but I don’t its that this time, its just hurting for some reason but i know its not cause it popped or because of last time cause I would know-