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anonymous asked:

Between Louis with suspenders or Louis with a beanie

okay okay even tho louis in a beanie is so fucking cute

i mean look how fluffy?????

but louis in suspenders 

literally makes me scream

fucking look at this shit hes so?????

i actually hate myself look at this

shOOT ME IN THE FACE PLEASE

I AM SCREAMING I HATE THIS

LITERALLY MURDER MY ASS

LOOK HOW THE SCULPT HIS ASS IM CRYING BLOOD

LOUIS IN WHITTE TROUSRER AND SUSPENEDERS I WNAT TO DIE

ALL WHITE AND SUSPENDERS HE WANTS ME DEAD

WHEN HE WEARS THEM DOWN I WANT TO CRY

I LOEV DEATHE AND DTUIGN 

I AM DEAD GOODBYE WORLD 


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anonymous asked:

XiuBaek!

XIUBAEK (this ship makes me want to punch myself in the face because they’re such dorks i can’t even)

Who puts up the holiday decorations?

baekhyun goes crazy with holiday decorations, whatever holiday it is. he enjoys dressing up and fully embracing the holiday spirit (and pushing it onto people around him thus the beagle line act as holiday ambassadors amongst their circle of friends).

Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

they both of them don’t eat much of the crusts unless it’s a cheesy crust. (even then, xiumin doesn’t eat much of it too so baekhyun’s extremely happy to take his share)

Who always forgets to pick up their wet towels in the bathroom?

the both of them always hang their towel up because 1) xiumin’s all about having things orderly and neat and clean and 2) baekhyun’s been trained to follow xiumin’s rules. it’s either that or sleep on the couch + revoked bathroom rights.

Who talks smack while playing video games?

baekhyun has a creative mind in terms of trash talking, something that makes xiumin frown because he doesn’t like the language that baekhyun uses while gaming with chanyeol and kai.

Who watches Jeopardy and calls out the answers?

baekhyun screams the answers at the show and unfortunately he doesn’t fully understand the concept of Jeopardy because he doesn’t really answer with a question. xiumin finds it amusing.

Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

they actively avoid sad books or movies because baekhyun tends to cry a little too much in those situation and xiumin can’t seem to calm him down well enough since baekhyun gets a little too attached/invested in the characters and plots.

Who sings along with the radio?

baekhyun sings loud and proud along with the radio because he knows he can sing and that xiumin likes his voice (though it’s annoying at 1 in the morning why does baekhyun have to sing at the top of his lungs at such ungodly hours?)

Who falls asleep on the other?

xiumin doesn’t sleep until he’s sure that baekhyun has fallen asleep, so in a way, xiumin makes it such that the younger man falls asleep before him. baekhyun sneaks in naps by lying in xiumin’s lap and demands for him to stroke his hair or forcing his way into xiumin’s arms and demands for cuddles.

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Lyrics challenge

Rules: Put your music on shuffle, write the first ten songs that come on and your favorite lyrics from them. Don’t forget to tag ten people at the end!

Tagged by possessed-by-scottians-eyebrows thank you! :D

1) My World by Metallica

Look out motherfuckers here I come
I’m gonna make my head my home
The sons of bitches tried to take my head
Tried to make me someone else instead

2) The Flesh And The Power It Holds by Death

Deja vu, already knew from the first encounter
But now I know to let go of words to speak no more                                 Like a wind upon your face you can’t see it but you know it’s there
When beauty shows its ugly face, just be prepared

3) Shedding Skin by Pantera

I don’t want you to look at me while I’m shedding
skin. I can’t afford for you to see what’s inside me
I’d rather shoot myself than have you watch me

4) Phantom Lord by Metallica

Hear the cry of war
Louder than before
With his sword in hand
To control the land
Crushing metal strikes
On this frightening night
Fall onto your knees
For the Phantom Lord 

5) Bulls On Parade by Rage Against The Machine

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library
Line up to the mind cemetery now

6) Symphony Of Destruction by Megadeth

Acting like a robot
Its metal brain corrodes
You try to take its pulse
Before the head explodes
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction

7) Spieluhr by Rammstein

Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht
hört die Schreie in der Nacht
und kein Engel steigt herab
nur der Regen weint am Grab

8) Escape by Metallica

Rape my mind and destroy my feelings
Don’t tell me what to do
I don’t care now, because I’m on my side
And I can see through you
Feed my brain with your so called standards
Who says that I am not right
Break away from your common fashion
See through your blurry sight
Out for my own, out to be free
One with my mind, they just can’t see
No need to hear things that they say
Life is for my own to live my own way

9) Don’t Burn The Witch by Venom

Don’t burn the witch
The ways of hell aren’t wrong
Don’t burn the witch
Let them brew their song
The witches of the blackened arts
Are cunning, cruel and mean
Persecuted by religion

10) The Axe by Gojira

Now I will strike and dig with precision
Introspective eye, erase the concept
I lost my fears and the notion of time
I healed my sorrow
All boundaries are illusion
When you reach the center light
And reinforce the striking power
By chance you’re followed

I tag: sympt0m-0f-the-sabbath, lonci2244, endeil, memetheater, i-kinda-like-green-day, iama-bunny, phi-was-taken, r-i-d-e-t-h-e-l-i-g-h-t-n-i-n-g, wer-nicht-kaempft and ziva-sims if you want to do it :)

You call me by my name and believe I have no other.

Thank you. You have given me joy beyond anything. More than that, you make me want to rethink shooting myself, though I know that you are unaware of this significance, and I mean so very little to you.

Everyone I meet face to face only knows my other and believes it to be my name. What hurts most is I cannot tell them, through my own fear, through their disbelief.

I bare as much of myself as I can to them and they only laugh. And I go home and cry like the baby I am.

You don’t laugh, you’ve never laughed because you don’t know yet what you should be laughing at.

If I can’t get my data recovered my 33k novel might be lost forever and that makes me want to shoot myself in the face but I just realized I’m 90% certain my 25k novel is still alive on my half dead computer that I saved.

Thank you problem child ‘puter. You did something right in your life.

anonymous asked:

it makes me upset when you say you want to die. i dont know you or your reason for saying it, but you deserve to live and to be happy. i truly hope and believe that you are strong enough to get through this and you will be okay in the future.

Thanks, and I don’t think I have a choice since I’m too scared to donthe task myself and I don’t think anyone would shoot me in the face anytime soon or even has a gun since fire weapons are illegal to have here.