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examples from Genial daneben

Host: It’s not the alcohol..
A: LEMONADE!
B: MILK!
C: Nutella?
D: cAKE!

A: I would like to say mineral water but idk
Host: why not?
A: then I say mineral water
Host: wrong
A: thank you

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B: Herbals! Herbals in the tea! They are trapped and imprisoned and they free themselves AND GO INTO THE HOLY LAND-

A: is it an insect, is it an animal?
Host: what animal
A: I know if you make that face it’s wrong
Host: who said that it’s wrong?
A: sO IT’S AN ANIMAL?!
Host: no

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To Germans

So, I was talking with my friend, and we basically agreed that Germany is flawless. And we were all talking about how Americans generally all love their country but still have to complain about their country, and she said, “It’s that way everywhere,” to which I was like, “But Germans have f*cking nothing to complain about. They’re flawless.” And she responded, “This… Jesus f*ck you’re right Germany is perfect.” That got me curious. Is there anything Germans complain about about Germany?