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anonymous asked:

(I can't remember if I submitted this or not and I apologize if I have) what would the Chocobros (and Nyx) be like on roller skates? Like who is the super clumsy one and who is really talented at it? Maybe going skating for a date with their s/o? Thanks and I love the blog! :D

Noctis - Okay so Noctis isn’t gonna be good at it, however, he’d be quick at saving himself whenever he can feel himself about to fall. He’d be like ‘Woah!’ stumbling slightly before managing to compose himself. Hes gonna be so embarrassed each time this happens, chuckling awkwardly whilst rubbing the back of his neck. His s/o would probably have to grab hold of his hand and kinda guide him round until he gets the hang of it, but tbh, I think once he’s managed to master the skates he’s still gonna keep a tight hold of their hand, too nervous to let go. He wouldn’t wanna embarrass himself further.

Prompto - This fucking idiot omg….you can guarantee his face is gonna be well accquainted with the floor by the time they finish, he’s gonna be face planting constantly. He’d be like ‘Look..I think I’ve got it!’ and then BOOM….he’s on the floor, all ‘N-nevermind…..ow…’ I think in the end he’s just gonna be clinging to his s/o like a koala, asking ‘How come you’re so good at this!?’ Despite the many injuries acquired, he’s definitely gonna enjoy himself. His s/o would probably find him lying to the chocobros a few days later, telling them how brilliant he was and how he did a triple backflip and shit keep dreaming honey .

Gladiolus - Here’s another one who’s gonna be appallingly bad at roller skating. Like at first he’d just kinda scoff and be like ‘Pffft this is easy, I’m a master’ and then he’s just gonna fall straight on his back. He’d just be lying spread-eagled and in shock, staring up at the sky like how did this happen??? I am Gladio…I am good at everything??? His s/o is probably gonna be worried at this point because he hasn’t moved so they’re gonna kneel down beside him, and he’s just gonna suddenly roar with laughter at how stupid he must’ve looked. He’d definitely enjoy a skating date. I mean he’s gonna be falling over constantly and he’s gonna find it hilarious. He’d probably end up taking his s/o down a few times too, and they’re just gonna be lying there tangled together on the ground and crying with laughter.

Ignis - Iggys just gonna be piroutteing around his s/o like a graceful swan. Like somehow he’s gonna be the senpai of roller skating, he’d be a total pro. His s/o is probably gonna be just keeping a tight hold of his hand, trying their best not to trip or anything. They’d ask Iggy how come he’s so good at roller skating and he’d kinda just pause and stroke his chin thoughtfully, like ‘I’m not entirely sure,’. If he notices his s/o struggling on their skates he’d probably keep a tight hold of their hand, making sure to go at a very slow pace so they don’t fall. Each time they stumble he’d quickly catch them and set them straight, squeezing their hand reassuringly afterwards.

Nyx - Omg Nyx would be so cute with his s/o! He’s ofc gonna be fairly good at it, he’d definitely be very steady on his skates, and if it weren’t for his s/o being there he’d probably be zooming round at top speed. However, he’d probably notice straight away that his s/o was kinda nervous that’s an understatement they’d be clinging to him like a baby sloth . He’d have hold of the hand closest to him, and he’d have one arm wrapped securely around their lower back, making sure that they can’t fall. He’d kinda be coaxing them to move more, smirking as he says ‘c'mon, you’re okay, I’ve got you’ and it’d generally be very sweet and cute. He wouldn’t leave go of his s/o until he’s certain that they’re steady and aren’t gonna fall.

anonymous asked:

Omg you're going to RTX??? Are you cosplaying or anything?

YEP! I know for CERTAIN that i’m bringing link wearing ancient armor from loz:botw. (here’s a work in progress video if you wanna see

i’m on the fence about three others that aren’t finished yet. sexy dragonborn from skyrim, infected mia from resident evil 7, and lola bunny from space jam. the first two are video game related at least lmao but they won’t be super comfortable. at least lola bunny will be easy and comfy to wear even if it has NOTHING to do with rt lmao;;;;

i’m really excited tho!!!!! my first rtx ahh!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

I know Y'all aren't fans of Ash C rn but I just saw a bomb af tweet that made me laugh out loud "Just cause you break up and get back together a dozen times doesn't mean you're star crossed lovers meant to be... it means you're both idiots" omg I love it too much.

I mean that’s true.

Cop Out Blindness Fix

I let the computer thing go last episode, because he’s new to being blind, but the end of this episode is about to make me rip my hair out!

FACETIME
SEND SOME IMAGERY THROUGH THE SONIC SHADES
HOWEVER YOU WERE GOING TO SEND IMAGES TO NARDOLE, SEND THEM TO BILL!!!!!
YOU’RE SUCH A MAJOR IDIOT
OMG YOU NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN?
EVER?!?!

I get it. You’re not familiar with accessibility issues. You’re not used to having problems accessing any information. BUT YOU’RE THE DOCTOR. You’re supposed to think fast! You’ve had time to work out a whole thing with the sonic shades, to work out a way of finding out other info through Nardole, everything. But you couldn’t think to TAKE A PHOTO AND SEND IT TO BILL?!

It’s not that hard. Take a picture and send it to Bill. She reads off the numbers that it’s on. You scroll from there. It’s not a touch screen! YOU COULD WORK A TOUCH SCREEN BUT YOU COULDN’T WORK A LOCK WITH RAISED NUMBERS?!

This was such a cop out and such a sob story. Bill felt horrible because he was blind, so her pity out of love was consent.

Moffat, you have failed me. You ruined the whole idea of the doctor going blind in the first place to me.

I was so proud. There was so much in this series I was proud of. So much representation of so many different groups. Progress.

Sometimes I forget how far behind we are as disabled people compared to many minorities. We have always been the sob story, just something to be fixed. I’m sorry to my blind friends who I excitedly told to watch this series. Don’t bother getting excited. It’s the same as everything else.

dana watches lucifer (2x12)

hey peeps sorry this is late but i am absolutely so excited for this episode

  • ok it hasn’t started and i am already so excited
  • oh my god my dad played one second of it and now him and my sister have been talking about shoe sizes for the past three minutes i can’t wait any longer anoadkl
  • omg they just showed a clip from the pilot i-
  • THE KISS GETS ME EVERYTIME
  • OH MY GOD RIGHT OFF THE BAT I’M DEAD
  • oHFWJEIOA0-23R=O] 
  • IH MY GOD THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED
  • I’VE WAITED FOR THIS SCENE SINCE BIRTH
  • I’M #BLESSED
  • WHAT 
  • NO ARE YOU SERIOUS 
  • maze is on my screen so i am still blessed
  • i would die for her 
  • “at least you are getting laid in your dreams bc it’s not happening in real life”
  • so she dreams liking what she sees when she sees his horns??
  • “maybe this time it will be different” “that means it won’t” - my dad
  • separate ways?? how long has it been
  • linda is my lord and savior
  • “or maybe she’s just taken by you” oh my god she so is
  • NO LUCIFER LISTEN TO LINDA YOU IDIOT 
  • omg this is so cutely awkward
  • DID SHE JUST SLAP HIS BUTT AND LAUGH I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT WAS ADORABLE
  • “friends thought he was just hungover, turns out, he be dead. of poison.” “food poisoning?” “no like poison poisioning.” I LOVE ELLA LOPEZ
  • “sex with friends” OH MY GOD CHLOE I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
  • i am trying not to hyperventilate
  • lucifer already tried to protect chloe that’s cute i would die for them
  • “if i didn’t cut my face” c’mon man take one for the team
  • also when lucifer said chloe was a good shot he was probably thinking of when she shot him in the leg
  • who’s this mask guy
  • lucifer i love you i just wanna say
  • “not unlike someone showing affection when it made no logical sense” MAYBE SHE DIGS YOU BRO CAN YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN JEEZ
  • charlotte is fangirling big time love it
  • “i don’t know if it’s real” OF COURSE IT IS IT’S BEEN REAL FOR TWO SEASONS
  • “detective” “counselor” “douche” “dick” that was the best exchange i’m dead
  • “library will be underwater. global warming.” - my dad
  • OH MY GOD SHE’S FLIRTING I LOVE IT LUCIFER CAN YOU PLEASE PLEAS EPLEA SE JUST LET THIS BE GOOD
  • ew
  • is this what college is like
  • count me out
  • oh yikes don’t kill another ONE
  • i might actually be ok with it as long as ella can be back on my screen again :’)
  • this is hot
  • “how do i look” “beautiful” omg they just had a ninerose parallel i’m dying i can’t even like comprehend this
  • they’re so in love w each other i-
  • is this what a college party is like
  • i like chloe with her hair down - clarification: i like every chloe
  • no lucifer do NOT have anything with those girls you are with CHLOE now and if you break her heart you are CANCELLED
  • dan would choose his hand
  • ok i am in love with this scientist and for her sake i want the girl to live and i want her to become a series regular she’s perfect
  • can the devil even get drunk 
  • i think they’ve established that he can’t
  • “was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world” 
  • “do you got a boyfriend” “definitely not” HONESTLY I GIVE AND I GIVE AND I GIVE AND I ASK FOR NOTHING MORE 
  • “is this her?? she’s so pretty!!” OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE AND LOVELY I AM SO ASTONISHED
  • nooooo is she gonna be dead
  • “it just won’t stop” NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
  • NOOOOOOOOOOO
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • i’m gonna stab myself
  • chloe is gonna be FINE
  • i love you linda i love you so much i could die
  • she’s gonna cut off her hand isn’t she
  • she’s gonna do it
  • I SCREAMED I’M GONNA I’M GONNA DIE DIOAJEPFWq
  • LUCIFER BE NICE TO HER I LOVE HER
  • guys stop fighting please 
  • “we have to work together as a team or else someone could get hurt” i wonder who hmmm
  • “i’m a man of my word” i hope that he saved her bc i love the doctor
  • ELLAAAAAA
  • “this guy is really good. i mean bad. but really good” 
  • “oh my god.” “i know. it’s tough but we’ll get through this buddy”
  • oooohhhhhh a flu shot chloe no vaccinations k?
  • BOOM GOES THE CAR
  • honestly csi who?? this is the only murder show i stan
  • chloe wyd
  • lucifer said what are you doing as soon as i typed #synced
  • “well said detective” i love lucifer
  • THIS IS GONNA LEAD TO HER THING OMG 
  • WHOS THIS GUY
  • I HATE HIM
  • oh my god this is so sickening 
  • i kinda love psychological thrillers though
  • “bear officially poked” tad bit of an understatement hm
  • I LOVE MAZE SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR HER 
  • maze calling charlotte out on her bs is my aesthetic
  • “please tell me it was good news.” “eh, only medium news”
  • oh no my girl chloe is literally gonna die bc she’s so selfless
  • oh god if chloe believes him it will be a good plan 
  • phew i’m like feelin good abt this plan
  • i probably shouldn’t be
  • i don’t like this close up i am too squeamish
  • keep runnin y’all and it might just work
  • perfect
  • wathc her come back or smthg
  • lucifer HURRY
  • gross 
  • chloe bby i am so sry you had to watch that
  • CHLOE WAS SO WORRIED
  • THE HUG I LOVE IT SO MUCH HE JUST HOLDS HER CLOSER
  • “i guess we make a good team after all don’t we”
  • THEY’RE STROKING EACH OTHER’S FACES I’M BLESSED I HATE AVJKERLJ;09
  • “the detective and i - sorry - chloe and i -” i love myself
  • oh god i hate dramatic irony
  • i am - how do you say - bitter
  • look at his face i hate myself
  • DID THEY JUST GIVE US THOSE FLASHBLACKS I LOVE THIS THE KISS THE PIANO SCENE 
  • THE MUSIC IS PAINFUL I AM SO SAD THE QUIVER IN HIS VOICE HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND IT’S JUST SO AWFUL
  • what’s happening
  • I KNEW IT I HATE IT 
  • SHE’S CRYING AND SO AM I
  • WAS SHE ON THE GROUND IN THE NEXT EP
  • IS HE BACK IN HELL
  • HOLY SHIT
  • OK I’M SIGNING OFF BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I’M SHOOK

anonymous asked:

WAIT HOLD UP i totally want to hear what you have to say about the aberforth/albus dynamic because no one ever talks about it and i am really interested in your take

alright here we go

Before I begin I would like to remind everyone that Kendra Dumbledore (mother) was described as having jet black hair, dark eyes, and high cheekbones and that Harry thought she was Native American upon seeing her picture, so its realistic and canon to assume that Albus, Aberforth, and Ariana were all half Native American. (I can make all your favs pocs within canon you can’t stop me) (the rest of this has nothing to do with that I just wanted to mention it while I had everyone’s attention)

This is long and not Albus friendly and its mostly about his past and how that’s interpreted in the book, especially in regards to Aberforth.

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The hardest work I’ve ever done has been for the least amount of money.  Luckily it was only for short periods of time, but I can’t imagine facing that kind of work for pennies for the rest of my life and then having to ask the government to help me make ends meet while my body hurts and my spirit is damn near broken at working 40 hours and not being able to support a family.

I’ve only had two truly difficult jobs in my entire life.  The first was before my freshman year of college when I needed a summer job and my parents bet me that I couldn’t handle manual labor.

(Looking back, this was the period where we were supposedly trying to rebuild our relationship after my coming out in junior high went so badly and here they go basically telling me I was too much of a sissy to do blue collar work.  Shady shady old Black people…)

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