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anonymous asked:

Okay, so I went to the movies today with my grandparents (big mistake) to see Kong Skull Island. So like the last 30 mins in my grandma turns around and sees two kids kissing. To us they looked like 14 and 13 (the girl and boy respectively), so she tells my grandpa that they're rude and their young and shouldn't be like that. And I was wondering if you could give me a Jikook headcanon based on that prompt. Sorry for the long ask. Btw I love your blog.

The lights were dim, encasing the theater in a blanket of darkness, the only source of light being the giant flickering movie screen on the far wall of the room. Watcher’s faces were illuminated occasionally by the bright colors, revealing their faces and…activities. It was a bit over an hour into the movie, the climax recently passed indicating that the end of the film was nearing.

And that’s when he noticed it.

“Jimin,” he whispered urgently.

“What?” He still wasn’t looking at him

“Jimin!” Jungkook tries nudging his shoulder.

“I’m trying to watch the movie, what is it??” He finally turns his head over to the other man who was trying desperately to get his attention.

Jungkook nods his head discreetly in the direction of the seats behind them. “Would you look at that?”

Jimin honestly has no idea what the other is talking about until he turns his attention to the who exactly were in those seats. Two young kids—no older than 14—had their lips tightly locked together rather obscenely in the darkness of the theater. Jimin raises an eyebrow at the scene but doesn’t say anything more.

“Can you believe it?” Jungkook says in disbelief.

“Hm,” Jimin responds, absentmindedly.

“They are so young! Too young to be doing that—and in public.”

“Yes Jungkookie you’re right.”

“I wonder if their parents know where they are and what they are up to. Kids these days.” Jungkook shakes his head, shoving in a mouthful of popcorn.

“A huh.”

“I mean, how rude is that? There are children in this theater—hell, they are children—”

“Jungkook.”

The younger stops in the middle of his rant and looks at the older who has quite an amused look on his face.

“While I love your passionate concern for those kids, can we please focus on the kid we have here on our hands? We did come to this movie for her after all.”

Jungkook’s shoulders relax from their tense position at the calming face of his husband, wrinkles from old age at the corners of his smiling eyes. His eyes flicker over to their granddaughter who was completely invested in the final minutes of the movie, oblivious to the scene next to her.

He weaves their fingers together and nods his head lightly, turning back to the giant screen to finish watching the movie.

“And besides, you can’t say that wasn’t us when we were their age.” Jimin murmurs under his breath.

Jungkook splutters.

guess who didn’t sleep and has class in two hours

Get To Know Me Tag

Tagged by @mr-hawkmoth

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Ari

Nicknames: That is my nickname

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5′8″ (~173cm)

Ethnicity: Half Taiwanese, quarter Serbian, quarter Norwegian

Favorite Fruit: White peaches/nectarines, tangerines, watermelon

Favorite Season: Fall

Favorite Book: Maggie Stiefvater owns my soul (The Scorpio Races)

Favorite Flower: Roses? I don’t know much about flowers

Favorite Scent: Citrus scents

Favorite Animal: Foxes and wolves

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Hot Chocolate and coffee

Cat or Dog person: D O G S

Dream Trip:  Oh man, I don’t know… I’d love to go back to see more of France and Japan (hopefully with less of a language barrier lol)

Blog Created: Late 2014 I think

Number of Followers: Almost 500 (trying to think up another milestone special to do when I hit it \o/)

What Do I Post About: Miraculous Ladybug primarily ;v; I’m into a lot of anime and manga, and a handful of cartoons too, most of which I plan to list in the About Page that I’m still working on

Do I Get Asks On Regular Basis: No ;~; plz ask me things I love talking

Aesthetic: Cool pastels, art, the occasional meme; a lot of things, really

Favorite Band/Artist: Ingrid Michaelson and Priscilla Ahn right now

Fictional Characters I’d Date: None bc that’s fuckin’ weird lmao

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Tag twenty followers: lol I did like ten I just went through my followers list and tagged some people mostly urls I recognized

@jazzymin1997 @minimuii @kisstheprincessofpurewhite @saphirestone98 @olallieberry @sky-loves-anime @miraculoussophiebug @truly-pernicious @themasquedfox @re-unknown And anyone else if you want to do it.

Thank you for tagging me!

The Situation

Welp. It seems my parents are kicking me out of the house and making me go live with my Aunt and Uncle until I can afford a place on my own. They say it’s so I can learn to be independent, but I’m really not ready for Independence yet. I’d set up a link for donations, but I’m already enough of a burden on people as it is, so I can’t ask you guys for money…

my aunt is so petty omg.

me: *eating my Häagen-Dazs Rocky Road flavor ice cream*

my aunt: you didnt offer me some but im a guest in your home… its good manners to offer food to your guests. but its okay i didnt want any anyways and i cant cuz im on a diet.

me: I know which is why i didnt offer you some.. also cuz i didnt want to give you some.

aunt: but its good manners to do so even if you dont want to, and manners are important

me: Okay but… youre my aunt like i dont really see the need for such forms of politeness and respect when youre my aunt and i show you in other ways. this is a family setting. i act this way around you because ive known you all my life ?

my aunt: Okay but politeness and education start at the home. home training is important i dont want you to go out and have them say “oh didnt his parents teach him to behave”

me: Okay i see what youre saying but are you one of those people? are we around those people? as i said before we are intimately related and i act around you as a nephew and aunt you dont know me in any other context; you dont know how i act around others. i am a very well mannered individual when i want to be but again i dont see the need for such an unnecessary form of politeness when its disingenuous and, again, i am with you and only you, a trusted family member.

my aunt: okay well education starts at the home, what that means is a baby learns how to walk and talk from their parents. its a family’s duty to model behavior and manners

me: well duh a baby not gonna go to harvard to learn to walk who else gonna teach a baby but its parents?

my aunt: well some parents leave their babies out there!

me: Okay ! Can i eat my ice cream? all this over ice cream. can i eat my rocky road? do you want some after all?

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day

reblog this if you’re okay with your mutuals/followers tagging you in their posts/things they think you would enjoy and put what tag(s) you track as well as any specific things you’d like to be tagged in in the tags of this post

you really can’t trust Straights with knowing your sexuality cause the moment you mention you’re gay or bi or pan fucking Heterosexual Jimothy is interrogating you about your entire sexual history like he’s digging for wank bank fodder 

Yuri: Nope, don´t remember, didn´t happen.

or also:

Viktor: We had a dance that night! YOU ASKED ME TO BE YOUR COACH!
Yuri: Nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen.