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About to go to sleep when I get a message telling me my friend read “Release the beast”. My male, straight, married friend. I asked why he would read this… This is what @tackhead9 replied with. So…. more smut for you then Cookie??!?!

Originally posted by teachingfeelslike

I had the sudden urge to draw them in Elie Saab dresses (x) (x) and I JUST—-

why do they look so good they’re illegal

At this point I am so disappointed with the voltron fandom

Guys, we’re so lucky you don’t have an idea
There’s other fandoms that are on hiatus for YEARS
We just get an entire season in one day and some of us are still whining because of shipping. Like ARE YOU SERIOUS?

-The galra!Keith theory was confirmed
-Shiro is missing
-Voltron was built by Alfor AND Zarcon as an alliance
-There’s a prince Lotor, who we don’t know is less or more dangerous than Zarcon
-Haggar is Altean or part Altean
-Matt is alive

That’s the stuff we should be talking about

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as much as i love widowtracer, i also love the fact that tracer has a canon gf so i couldn’t resist making this into an ot3 thing

new concept: even though lena’s taken, widowmaker and emily fight for her affection 

On writing
  • Me: Oh I know I'll just write a thing for this trashy pairing haha how fun I'll just make it a straightforward one-shot shippy thing that I don't need to take seriously.
  • Me: *Writes several thousand words of set-up* okay I guess that's fine...
  • Me: *Plans layers of complicated emotional subtext* okay I guess we can have some of that *Writes several more thousand words before getting past the first real shipping scene* uhhhh okay so guess it'll be chaptered...
  • Me: *Plans entire rest of story and realises it's already out of control* goddamit me why are you like this.
The difference
  • Yoosung: I'm cold.
  • Saeran: Here, take my jacket.
  • Saeyoung: I'm cold too;;;
  • Saeran: Well damn Saeyoung I can't control the fucking weather.

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

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Hunk, you big, gassy genius!

Let me clarify something

Otabek just turned 18 on October 31st. Yurio will turn 16 on March 1st. That means that Otabek is barely only 2 years older than Yurio.
And I KNOW that Otabek is technically an adult now but 2 years apart is NOT pedephillia or wrong in any way. I don’t see you guys complaining about this stuff in the Haikyuu fandom? Tsukki and Kuroo? It’s the same for them. OR Victor and Yuri? Victor is LITERALLY 3 years older than Yuri, now that Yuri is 24. But no one is complaining about that?
Give it a break guys, and let people ship what they want. It has nothing to do with you.

ppl who gleefully and repeatedly tell us that we “just wanna see white dicks touching” and think that makes US look fetishy and weird. like. folks who boil queer relationships and queer stories down to genitals rubbing together and don’t see how that makes them homophobic and incredibly creepy.