you-buyin

When their gf drools while she’s sleeping

J-Hope

Exactly his reaction, whenever he sees her sleeping there like that.

‘’Ohmygod. Where’s my camera!?’’

Jimin

Doesn’t really mind, but gets irritated when she drools on HIS PILLOW. HIS. PILLOW.

‘’Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN’’

Jin

Finds it too adorable.

Jungkook

This lil shit right here will take pictures and blackmail you with it. 

‘’So, you buyin’ me ice cream today, am I right?~’’

Rapmonster

‘’It’s okay babe, there are people with sleeping habits much worse than yours!’’

Suga

He doesn’t even notice, or doesn’t care at all.

V

Like Jin he finds it totally adorable. He’s probably going to take pictures AND MIGHT blackmail you, but only so he can get what he wants lol(mostly cutesy stuff)


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Here’s the RULES

seth gecko sentence starters
  •  I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are all in my cool book. 
  • I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard. 
  • All right, vampire killers… let’s kill some fucking vampires. ❞
  • No, thanks. I’ve already had a wife. 
  • Fight now, cry later. 
  • Okay hard drinkers, let’s drink hard. I’m buyin’. ❞
  • If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. ❞
  • Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief; I don’t kill people I don’t have to. ❞
  • OK, ramblers. Let’s get rambling. 
  • Now I’m gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this? 
  • I’m gonna kill every last one of you godless fuckin’ pieces of shit! 
  • I don’t give a damn about living or dying anymore; all I care about is taking as many as those demons back to hell as I can. 
  • What do you think I want, you mean old bastard? I want a fucking room. ❞
  • You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won’t have to suck your blood. They’ll be able to lick it up off the floor. 
  • Can I finish? 
  • You gotta be shitting me.
  • Stop being colorful. It’s annoying. ❞
  • You. Be cool. 
  • Shut up, Richard. 
  • What the hell are you doing? 
  • Okay, sweetheart, men are talking. Now’s not the time. 
  • Back on top, I see. 
  • You know what I want? I want a gold medal. I want a podium. I want to hear the National Anthem playing while the god damn blue angels fly over my head. 
  • Don’t answer that. We’ll leave that one a secret. ❞
  • What do you say we make this interesting, huh? 
  • Get up, Trinity. Get up. 
  • I’m sorry, knuckleheads? ❞
  • You never forget your first. ❞
  • How many of ‘em do you think are in here?
  • I intend to live a nice full life. Then die in peace and comfort on a beautiful beach. 
mutually parasitic

Croissant streets on slow WiFi cross bundles.
Your average melts with a meaner soul.
Charging after every station—classics playing—
Engrained even… by and by.
Getting ready to kick'em sleeping—at the uneven.

It’s an odd announcement, but you’re cheap!
Quit carrying a pint bag of excuses over tables.
Get over the chairs alike… cough if you mean it.
There’s shoulders at hand, the ignorant snort,
So you best keep buyin… 

You gotta let the words blur together—grill.
Singe. Ignore the button mash tatters…
Glide on tactics ignoring the big rigs—the big toes.
Snub later—tell stories of the untold stroll.
There’s time to eat the guilt later—mid afternoon.

- @DanielToumine

2

“All my life I’ve been so lonely. All in the name of being holy. Still, ya’d like to think you own me. You keep buyin’ s t a r s. And you could buy up all of the stars, But it wouldn’t change who you are. You’re still living life in the dark. It’s just who you are”

                                     - B U Y T H E S T A R S

okay PSA

 if you like Malia or Braeden or Kate (or Allison or Kira or Lydia or Jennifer) and you want positive posts about gorgeous name-taking, ass-kicking, good and evil female characters

 then it’s safe to friend me bc I reblog that stuff constantly and sometimes I make sarcastic posts but most importantly I will fly across the room like a screaming valkyrie to defend Teen Wolf ladies so if that’s what you’re buyin’ then babe I’m sellin’.

✤ The signs as Marina and the Diamonds songs quotes ✤

Aries- “Women and men we are the same, but love will always be a game, we give and take a little more, eternal game of tug and war-Power and Control

Taurus- “You keep buyin’ stars, and you could buy up all of the stars, but it wouldn’t change who you are-Buy the stars

Gemini- “You say that love is not that easy, and that’s the lesson that you teach me. So hypocritical, overly cynicalI’m sick and tired of all your preaching-Hypocrates

Cancer- We’ve got obsessions, I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you. We’ve got obsessions, all you ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you” -Obsessions

Leo- “It almost feels like a joke to play out a part, when you are not the starring role in someone else’s heart -Starring Role

Virgo- “I feel numb most of the time, the lower I get the higher I’ll climb. And I will wonder why I got dark only to shine” -Numb

Libra- “How to be a heartbreaker, boys they like the look of danger. We’ll get him falling for a stranger, a player. Singing I la-la-love you (At least I think I do!)-How to be a Heartbreaker

Scorpio- “It only takes two lonely people to fuck love up and make it evil. It only takes a drop of evil to fuck up two beautiful people”- E.V.O.L

Sagittarius- My heart is nuclear, love is all that I fear. I’m turning radioactive, my blood is radioactive” -Radioactive

Capricorn- “My problem, it’s my problem that I never am happy. It’s my problem, it’s my problem on how fast I will succeed-Are you satisfied?

Aquarius- “Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle, wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title. Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible. Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal” -Teen Idle

Pisces-  I know you’ve been feeling sad, I’ve got no right to be mad, mad, but you can do better than that” -Better than that

I was at the store today, you know, buyin’ shit and this girl comes up and just starts talking to me. At first I’m like “okay, just trying to be friendly” but then she starts like touching my bicep and stuff. And Carter was there so then it was extra weird. After I told her to knock it off she got really mad at me and walked away. Honestly, I think I have an admirer. Or a stalker. Is that weird?