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He dreamed of a better place, a snug little cottage by the sunset sea. The walls were lopsided and cracked and the floor had been made of packed earth, but he had always been warm there, even when they let the fire go out. She used to tease me about that, he remembered. I never thought to feed the fire, that had always been a servant’s task. “We have no servants,” she would remind me, and I would say, “You have me, I’m your servant,” and she would say, “A lazy servant. What do they do with lazy servants in Casterly Rock, my lord?” and he would tell her, “They kiss them.” That would always make her giggle. “They do not neither. They beat them, I bet,” she would say, but he would insist, “No, they kiss them, just like this.” He would show her how. “They kiss their fingers first, every one, and they kiss their wrists, yes, and inside their elbows. Then they kiss their funny ears, all our servants have funny ears. Stop laughing! And they kiss their cheeks and they kiss their noses with the little bump in them, there, so, like that, and they kiss their sweet brows and their hair and their lips, their… mmmm… mouths…so…“
They would kiss for hours, and spend whole days doing no more than lolling in bed, listening to the waves, and touching each other. Her body was a wonder to him, and she seemed to find delight in his. Sometimes she would sing to him. I loved a maid as fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair. “I love you, Tyrion,” she would whisper before they went to sleep at night. “I love your lips. I love your voice, and the words you say to me, and how you treat me gentle. I love your face.”

Favorite Character Meme - [2/4] Relationships - Tyrion & Tysha

Mischievous Magic: Starter for sinclair-duke

Xerxes was walking home from school alongside his twin. “Ne, Kevin,if you need help with math just ask this time.” He said with a grin, “We both know you kinda suck.”

He looked up, blinking when he saw an owl fly over their house. “Hey…” He said, interrupting his brother’s complaining of his previous comment, “Look! An owl!”
sinclair-duke

Being Jungkook's twin sister would include:

Originally posted by btaes

  • “Call me oppa!!”
  • “Bish you wish”
  • “B-but I’m older than you”
  • “Psh by like 2 seconds”
  • “STILL COUNTS AS OLDER”
  • Always looking out for each other
  • Always worried for him
  • “Jungkook did you eat? Are you sleeping instead of practicing?”
  • “YAH what are you, my mother!?”
  • “No, because if I was you wouldn’t call me.! At least, try calling her once a week.!”
  • “aish okay”
  • You BOTH suck at MATH
  • Over protective Jungkook when you met the BTS boys
  • “Jin hyung stop looking at my sister!!”
  • “Yeah, Jin oppa take a picture it last longer ;)”
  • “No hyung”
  • “I wasn’t staring at her…”
  • You always miss him when he’s not home
  • But you’re ready to send him back to the dorm after 3 hours of him being home
  • When he comes home you have to hide all your posters of the other members 
  • Once you went to a fan signing wearing a shirt that had his derp face and he just glared at you
  • Helping each other pick clothes 
  • “Does this dress look good or this skirt? Like which will get me a guys attention?”
  • “Buy the light pink dress guys like cute and innocent over sexy”
  • “So do you think Yoongi oppa or Jimin oppa will notice me?”
  • “YAH.!”’
  • Never introducing him to your female friends 
  • “Hey, that noona friend that you have ;)”
  • “No.”
  • “Please”
  • “Stop”
  • “ I’ll get you Mingyu’s autograph”
  • “ no thanks I don’t want to catch a cold”
  • Always pointing out people you both like
  • “Look (Y/n) at 5 o'clock cutie”
  • “Kookie the guy at the sunglasses stand”
  • Him always trying to get you to hook him up with one of your older friends
  • “I thought you were an international playboy why can’t you ask her for her phone number”
  • “Why would I ask her when you have it already?”
  • “I’ll give it to you if you give me yoongi oppa’s phone number :D”
  • “ forget it I’ll ask your friend”
  • Once you went out with Jimin and he was like
  • “Don’t date him don’t you see why he likes you”
  • “Because he might like me too…?”
  • “No, because he’s so in love with me but he knows he can’t have me and the next best thing to me is the copy”
  • “ wow Jungkook wow”
  • “But the copy will never be as good as the original :)”
  • “I swear one of this days you’ll never wake up again :)”
  • Your dad wanted twin daughters so once he took you and Jungkook out when y'all were like 4 and he put a dress on Jungkook and took lots of pictures of his twin “daughters”
  • And then one day your dad gave you that picture of Jungkook in a dress and it’s been the best thing to keep Jungkook quite.
  • So once Jungkook threatened to tell the members about your crush on Jimin and Yoongi
  • “If you tell them I’ll show them and A.R.M.Y’s THAT picture ”
  • “mOM sAId ShE dEleTED THOSE PICTURES”
  • “Dad had extra copies :D”
  • “You wouldn’t!”
  • “Try. Me. Bitch :D”
  • “You’re evil”
  • “I’m your twin :*”
  • Only close friends and family know you’re related to Jungkook 
  • When people see you together they either think y'all are dating or they get it right
  • “I know everyone thinks I am conceited but I mean I wouldn’t date someone who looks like me :)”
  • You feel happy when people who don’t know you’re related to Jungkook think you look like him….but you would never tell jungkook that 
  • “Face…gross”
  • “Jungkook we’re twins, we look alike”
  • “It’s obvi who is the cuter one :)”
  • “MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE 2 CHILDREN ONLY!? CAUSE Y'ALL ARE ABOUT TO HAVE ONLY 2 KIDS!”
  • Using ageyo on your older brother so he gives all the chores to Jungkook
  • A lot of “well your mom”
  • “Jungkook we have the same mom dude”
  • “Ugly”
  • “WE FUCKEN LOOK THE SAME JUNGKOOK!”
  • You know how most set of twins have their own language….well you and jungkook don’t
  • “Why don’t you and jungkook have your own language?”
  • *Dramatically looks over at jungkook* “BECAUSE my twin didn’t understand it”
  • “SUREEEEEEEEEE BLAME IT ALL ON ME!”
  • Jungkook always being there for you when you’re going through a tough time.
  • Lots of hugs
  • then your parents walk in and they are like “Awe”
  • and y'all are like 
  • “Get away from big nose”
  • “EXCUSE ME!? WHO YOU CALLING BIG NOSE!?”
  • Being judgmental of who each other dates  
  • “why her?”
  • “why him?”
  • calling him oppa when you want something 
  • “Oppa~”
  • *hides wallet* yes (y/n)?
  • binge watching anime and kdramas when he comes come
  • lots of skype calls to “watch” those kdrama or anime together
  • Him bringing you back anime merch from japan
  • “I got you Levi”
  • “Have I ever told you how much I love you?”
  • “No, go ahead”
  • “Don’t push it -.-”
  • ALWAYS going out to eat together
  • You stopped trying to keep a diary because he kept trying to read it
  • Supportive Kookie
  • Play fights