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Dating Audrey Jensen Would Include...

Originally posted by captnsbucky

  • Hand holding
  • Coming up with many theories
  • Thinking that she is lying to you
  • Accusing her of being the killer
  • “I am not the killer, Y/N! Stop saying that!”
  • “Yes, but you could be their accomplice!”
  • “BABE!”
  • Fighting about that a lot
  • You and Noah basically being in love and Audrey being jealous
  • Actually spending most of your time with Noah
  • Him being the third wheel during movie nights 
  • “I don’t know why I even come because I know every time that you both will just be sucking each other’s faces!”
  • Everyone’s mom catching you two making out
  • Her being dominant
  • Hating when she becomes shady
  • Her always sneaking in kisses 
  • “ Did you know that you’re the most beautiful creature to ever walk this earth?”
  • Audrey trying to be really smooth when flirting with you
  • Usually, Audrey is all confident but you make her weak in the knees
  • “Y/N, y-you look actually so great today! I mean like you look great everyday! I just think you’re really pretty…”
  • Her smirk turning you on
  • Everyone in the gang shipping you two
  • “AWWW! JUST KISS ALREADY!”
  • “BROOKE! STOP!”
  • Noah almost telling you that Audrey likes you
  • “Hey, so, Audrey think you’re really cu-”
  • “NOAH! NO! STOP!”
  • “You think I’m cute, Aud?”
  • Her being so nervous around you
  • Awkwardly shopping for sex toys
  • “We could just order all this online…”
  • “That sounds like a better idea. Thanks…”
  • Her constantly pinning you down on the bed
  • Riding her face a lot
  • Emma always walking in
  • Noah always walking in
  • Everyone always disrupts you two
  • “CAN WE JUST HAVE SOME ALONE TIME?!”
  • Loving when she yells because she gets all riled up
  • Audrey actually not letting you go anywhere alone
  • Audrey convincing Piper to let you live
  • “Piper… please… she’s my everything… I love her…”
  • Her always sneaking away from you when you hangout
  • “Babe… stay please…?”
  • Her not listening until you start to undress
  • “Babe…turn around…”
  •  Her staring at your bare chest
  • Sometimes very kinky sex
  • But sometimes really sweet sex
  • ‘I want to protect you and I’m scared that you are going to die or get hurt’ sex
  • Her constantly being worried about you
  • Taking care of eachother
  • “I love you” is something always said at least once everyday
  • Being completely lost without each other
I Promise

My birthday gift to everyone/myself :3 (UNEDITED)

Fiddleford H. McGucket have been stuck in the portal for years and have encountered many different dimensions. They have encountered alternate world, worlds of different colors, worlds of peace or violent, and even those strange. It is all part of the life of going where the rifts take you.

Obodo was a small city in a very peaceful dimension. Nothing bad had happened in centuries so it was much a surprise when that morning a chase involving three alien beings was going down their main street. Two were humans and one seemed to be hulking monster of a creature.
Ao3

In the city of Obodo was one that never had anything interesting happen in it. The residence could not remember a time where there was a serious crime, incident, or even petty theft. The blue light of their sun usually gave them all a sense of peace and a desire to do nothing wrong to their fellow inimene.

All of this contributed to the surprise when a scene began just as their wonderful, peaceful sun reached its peak. Two alien beings were running through the central market place were moving at a pace that said they were in a hurry to get away. The reason for that could be contributed to the towering alien chasing them.

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City-street lights wash over Icarus’ face and his eyes ache for things I’ve never seen and he looks at the moonlit sky like he expects to see the sun- incandescent, blazing. The taste of divinity leaves a hunger in your eyes, even as it scorches your throat and pulls out hoarse screams. I ask whether the fall was worth it, whether the burning was worth it, I ask is he regretted giving everything just for the way Apollo bled golden and just for the bowstring-curve of Apollo’s lips. His grin is quicksilver and honest and says the nothing could compare the sun, and Icarus tells me ‘never’, eyes still craving like famine.
—  conversations with icarus // w.t.o

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.


i was tagged by@icy-tiger  :D

1. coke or pepsi: fanta haha

2. disney or dreamworks: both

3. coffee or tea: coffeeeee

4. books or movies: both (im cheating i know i know sue me)

5. windows or mac: i’ve never had a mac

6. dc or marvel: marvel and dc piss me off at times, but both

7. xbox or playstation: i’ve had both, trust me, play station is better

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: i haven’t played either, but i’m so attached to hawke and fenris bec of @rielpenji​ haha so dragon age

9. night owl or early risers: night owl for sure

10. cards or chess: tfw when you suck at both but it’s fun

11. chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

12: vans or converse: CONVERSE. i’ve got 13 pairs :D

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: this is a dragon age thing that i dont know bec i dont play it im so sorry haha

14. fluff or angst: yes

15. beach or forest: beaches

16. dogs or cats: cats

17. clear skies or rain: rain

18. cooking or eating out: both

19. spicy food or mild food: spicyyyy

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: christmas

21. would you rather be a little too cold or a little too hot: too cold

22. if you could have superpower, what would it be: influence the elements

23. animation or live action: yes

24. paragon or renegade: renegade!!! lets fight!!!1111!!11!!!

25. baths or showers: showers always 

26. team cap or team iron man: team iron man

27. fantasy or sci-fi: [softly] don’t

28. do you have three or four favorite quotes? im so glad you asked
frank castle:  So, hold on to it. Use two hands and never let go.
ned stark:  The only time a man can be brave is when he is afraid.
frodo:  I wish none of this had happened.  
gandalf: So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide, All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.

29. youtube or netflix: netflix

30. harry potter or percy jackson: both

31. when you feel accomplished: finishing homework/chores, learning a new song, helping someone out when they’re down, etc

32. star wars or star trek: star wars

33. paperback books or hardback books: paperback bec the flappy book cover things annoy the shit out of meman

34. handwriting or type: i write more on paper, but i think clearer when i type

35. velvet or satin: velvet

36. video games or movies: movies

37. would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon: dude i would kill to be able to turn into a dragon at will

38. learning chinese or learning spanish: spanish

39. what is the best concert you’ve been to? walk the moon is electrifying oh my god it’s such a religious experience 10/10 would recommend 

40. Would you rather be able to speak every language or be able to talk to animals? ooooooooooh. thats such a good question. but i wanna speak every damn language without having to learn it haha

41. Be front row for your favorite artist and not meet them, or meet them but have lawn seats: meet them but have lawn seat

42.City or Countryside: city

my question 43: Would you rather be a mutant, jedi, or wizard? 

@eggo-my-leggo @amillionsmiles @oceanabluart @pk-buttcheeks @gendryatrash @gendryxaryatrash @pipabethes @paix4tout @dorkyhoe @lafemmedigitale @for-coffee-and-contemplation @andthenifeltchillsinmybones @mimoitei @truemagiciswithin @punkfob @fishstickcritic @peachy-doe @infinxtyonhigh @stumpling @decaffeinated-shipper @shadowblakes @reyxkylo @falloutfangirling @fizzlestickers @imtotallystoked @rielpenji @swishandflickwit @lauraforthewinoswald @onehundreddolla @mdescargot @talesofmeg @favrielle @thecumberville @monsieur-petit-pois @centucries @alonewith-falloutboy @stump-o-matik @goldgravesship @thescienceofsherlolly @artemis51

phew :D

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This is Part Six to the Teen!Derek fic so here are the previous parts

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

It was on Thursday, at stupid o’ clock in the morning, that you realized, Derek had a new girlfriend.

You had woken up when you heard Derek “sneak” back in through his window, its the sixth time in three weeks.

He hadn’t said anything to you about a girl, so you assumed he wanted to keep in secret. Problem with that was that he sucked at secrets and sneaking, Derek got a zero in werewolf stealth class. Talia’s words not yours.

You decided you were going to talk about this when the sun was actually up. 

So when Derek came in for breakfast you got right to the point.

‘So did you and your not so secret lover have a good time last night?’ you asked while pouring up some orange juice.

‘What? How did you- I mean what are you talking about? I was in bed last night?’ Derek said awkwardly.

‘We both know you suck with secrets Derek, just tell me who she is.’ you said bluntly.

‘If I tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone, I mean no one. Not my mom, not my sisters, no one.’ Derek caved.

‘I won’t tell.’ you promised.

‘Her name is Kate-’

‘Well that’s a cute na-’ you cut him off.

‘Argent, Kate Argent.’ Derek finished.

‘Hold up, Argent as in the family of werewolf hunters Argents? Those Argents? Your dating a hunter?!’ you yelled.

You might not be formally part of the Hale Pack, but they told you enough to make sure you knew who not to trust and top of the list is the Argent Family.

‘Now you see why I didn’t tell anyone.’ Derek sighed.

‘Derek you know you have to end it with her right? In fact you shouldn’t have started it in the first place. What were you thinking Derek? This is suicidal and you know it, she’s a hunter for fuck’s sake.’ you lectured as you stood up and began pacing.

‘She’s not like her family, she doesn’t want to be a hunter.’ Derek said.

‘Derek she is playing you, I know after Paige things got hard for you, I know you miss love and I’m glad you’re looking for it again. I am, but you wont find it in someone who hunts your kind.’ you said honestly.

Derek let out an unamused chuckle as he stood up and grabbed his backpack.

‘I knew I shouldn’t have told you. You knew you’d act like this.’ Derek scoffed.

‘Can you blame me Derek, you’re dating someone who would rather see you and your family dead.’ you said as you grabbed your bag as well and followed behind him.

‘You don’t even know her.’ Derek growled.

‘First off, don’t growl at me; second, even if she didn’t want you dead the rest of her family does. Your mom has gone through a lot to keep you guys secret. One slip on either sides and then a family of hunters will know who, what, and where you guys are.’ you reasoned as you and he walked to school.

‘She wouldn’t tell them.’ Derek sighed.

‘You already told her what you are didn’t you?’ you asked, already knowing the answer.

‘I know you don’t believe me (Y/N), but I trust Kate.’

‘For your sake, I hope you’re making the right choice.

4

“You know she’ll never go for you,” Damon said as he took a sip of his bourbon. “Not when you’ve tried killing her friends.”
“As opposed to you, who has tried just as many, if not more times than I have,” Klaus rebutted with a scowl. Both men were after the attention of Y/N. One of the best places to get their attention? During their shift at the Mystic Grill.
“You know you both suck,” Matt said, butting into the conversation. “Both literally and figuratively.”
“Shut up,” the two vampires told him in unison. Just then the bell the door to Grill opened as Y/N rushed inside. As they went up the steps to go to the backroom.
“Hey Klaus! Hey Damon!”
“Hi Y/N!” They called out as they slipped into the backroom. Matt rolled his eyes at the pair as he went back to work.
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