you-better-run

a lot of you all were never taught to think critically about your own actions, nor how to separate your behaviors from your core personality, and end up trying to play Johnnie Cochran and justify the very shitty things that you do, which is just sad and telling. don’t be afraid to hurt your own fucking feelings if it’ll make you better in the long run. 

Waverly Singing AKA Oh god I am gay
Wynonna Earp 204
Waverly Singing AKA Oh god I am gay

Lyrics

You
You think you’re a lion
Out in the wild
You need to be tamed

And ooh
Can you hear the sirens?
I will put you under like novacaine

Boys are like rules
They were made to be broken

Boys are like rules
They were made to be broken

Girls are like guns
You better run when they’re smokin’

Boys are like rules
They were made to be broken
They were made to be broken

Girls are like guns
You better run, run, run, run when they’re smokin’

Boys are like rules
They were made to be broken

You better run

4

Yes, Arya thought. Yes, it’s you who ought to run, you and Lord Tywin and the Mountain and Ser Addam and Ser Amory and stupid Ser Lyonel whoever he is, all of you better run or my brother will kill you, he’s a Stark, he’s more wolf than man, and so am I. ― Arya VIII, A Clash of Kings.

Things I assume about Ford because she’s a stage manager: 

  • has a penchant for dealing with drama (but not acting drama) 
  • knows how to fall asleep at any given opportunity 
  • flip side: knows how to run on three hours of sleep and only act “generally tired”
  • has literally seen/heard everything and therefore is not phased by nudity, sex stories, stories about about really dumb shit people did while on drugs
  • will not fix your love life for you, but will lend an ear while you work on the shit you’re supposed to be doing 
  • will give you sex talks because you probably don’t know as much as you think 
  • is completely used to people breaking out into song 
  • even if she didn’t play an instrument, she can read music well enough
  • probably was in choir at some point, probably needs to be reminded that her voice is nice 
  • is a blow dart champion 
  • is actually wonderful at improv 
  • always has tape, a pen, and paper on hand 
  • is used to muttering to herself “you’re doing your job if no one notices you doing it” 
  • has probably told countless people the same thing 
  • despite being great at yelling, she definitely gives Bitty a run for his money in the “passive aggressive” banter department
  • has more cardigans than dex has flannel
  • often looks like she has her life more put together than the rest of us, sometimes this is accurate
  • you want to divert the conversation? Ask her what her favorite show is or ask her if she’s seen ___ and prepare yourself for a very lovely (if not long) conversation
  • has a Gordon Ramsey like temperament: which is to say if you made an honest mistake “hey no harm, let me help you” if she’s told you how/why to do something eight times and you fucked up? You better run bitch

Source: literally years of observing/befriending an ASM

The Signs' In A Relationship

Aries: Tries to be mean, fails, needs attention 24/7

Taurus: Clingy, low-key obsessed, says ily way too much

Gemini: Chill, no effort required, will go psycho on you when you argue

Cancer: Smol child, protect them, feed sweets and be rewarded

Leo: Every day is a sex day, better buckle up pal you’re in for one hell of a ride

Virgo: Clean freak, no chill, gets flustered easily

Libra: There has to be a constant emotional connection, salty if relationship is unfair

Scorpio: Insane, Netflix and chill, coffee and long discussions needed

Sagittarius: Whoop lol, a lot of fun, but break up and fam you better run

Capricorn: Do they love you? Playing mind games all the time

Aquarius: Quirky but cool, likes hugs, endless tv series

Pisces: AHHHHHHH, boi, kind of emotional but you dig it