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But actually what the fuck

let’s just make a list of all the what the fuckery

  • the first half hour was liz and kirk floating in the ocean being boring and also red, mr. kaplan, tom, and dembe waiting around for people to answer their phone calls
  • kirk is really fucking creepy and i can’t believe liz is buying this shit (i can’t shake the feeling that it’s all a big set up ALSO just because their “summer palace” is in tact doesn’t mean their normal house in russia didn’t burn to the fucking ground like come on how stupid can you get
  • super duper done with the mommygate and red’s alleged affair with katarina like nope thanks but no thanks over ittttttt (they were careful though about how they phrased things when talking about red’s past with liz. kirk said red is obsessed with her. that’s better than forcing daddygate down our throats i guess. also kaplan said “when you put a baby in my arms”. a baby not your baby. good i guess)
  • okay i’ll admit that ressler and liz hug was adorbs. I DON’T SHIP KEENLER NOT FOR ALL THE CANON IN THE WORLD but i like their relationship in a brother/sister kinda way and i’m glad he was the one to get to her first (SINCE APPARENTLY IT COULDN’T BE RED WHATEVER I’M NOT BITTER)
  • WE DIDN’T EVEN GET A REUNION OF ANY KIND UM FUCK EVERYTHING LIKE I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY AND THAT’S FINE I LIKE A LITTLE DRAMA BUT WTF THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH DELAYED GRATIFICATION I CAN TAKE
  • and then liz just had to RUN into tom’s arms like eww come on ugh
  • after all that shit they still didn’t get agnes what the actual fuck I’M GETTING BORED WITH ALL THE RUNNING AROUND AND CHASING BAD GUYS HELLO PEOPLE
  • AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MR. KAPLAN. I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY BUT WTF MR. KAPLAN LOVES YOU DON’T YOU SHIT ON THAT AND WHEN HE SAID “THE ACRE IS YOURS” I WAS LIKE YES YOU GO BABY DO THE RIGHT THING AND THEN HE FUCKING SHOT HER AND I LITERALLY YELLED “NO!” AT THE TV LIKE UM NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE YOU AND THEN THEY LINGERED OVER HER BODY TOO LONG AND HER HAND TWITCHED AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK DOES ANYONE EVER DIE ON THIS SHOW WHAT NOW
  • to make things even better NEXT WEEK LOOKS JUST AS BORING AND WE WON’T GET A SPECIAL REUNION JUST LIZ DEMANDING THINGS FROM RED AFTER SHE HURT HIM MORE THAN SHE CAN IMAGINE SHE BETTER FUCKING SAY SORRY AT LEAST IS2G I’M SO OVER THIS
  • *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREECHING*

Originally posted by slerpuff

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Karl at Motor City Comic Con - May 17, 2014

I posted my blog the other day - these are some of the pics.  Yeah, I waited til I could get home to reliable internet and the ability to watermark these pics.  These are actually my pictures.  I was just that close to him.  And yes, he was amazing.  Funny, personable, and a total sweetheart.  The world is a better place for having him in it.